I met Emma Stone, gave her an anal creampie.
>>71767783
can confirm this>>71767791. I was the guy to the left of him
>>71767837
I can disprove this. I was there when it didn't happen
>>71767783
your wet dreams don't count
>>71767783
the dormer farted on me
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>71768010
Lol. Is this real? Hahahahah
>>71767783
Aiden Gillen
nothing much to say other than he was by himself on a sunday night in a small university film theatre, and he was smaller than I expected. He waited in his seat until everyone else left and didn't try to call attention to himself or get special treatment, which was nice
I saw Aaron Paul at an unemployment office in Los Angeles yesterday. I noticed him but didn’t want to bother him. He obviously saw me because he came up to me. He said, “Please let me give you an autograph, yo, bitch. Please respond.” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Please respond. Please respond. Xbox, please respond. Bitch.” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my day, and I heard him crying as I walked off. When I came to apply up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen job applications in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and read scripts, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the forms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually because “I just wish I had more time to play,” and then turned around and cried at me. I don’t even think that’s a career. After she scanned each form and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying “Xbox turn on” really loudly.
>>71768031
die in a fire
>>71768010
Ah fuck you.
>>71768036
Did you ask him about Bane?
>>71768056:^)
I saw Jenna Fischer last week. She was dressed in a pink cardigan and a white dress shirt and it seemed like she was talking to herself, somebody noticed her and gently tapped her shoulder, she turned around and stared at him with the coldest most sinister gazed I've ever seen.
>>71768036
oh also I saw the guy who plays The Mountain in GoT, he was also slightly smaller than expected (in height anyway). He was shopping with his girlfriend and was roaring with laughter way too loudly, probably trying to get people to take notice of him like a douchebag.
All in all the Gillen encounter was much nicer
>>71768010
The fuck. Why would he do this? You should have punched him
>>71768031
>>71768056
You're on the wrong site newfriends.
>>71768010
>>71768030
haha
is this a new copypasta? never seen it before
I've fucked Ava Koxxx who is a fairly famous British porn star.
She's 6'2 and I'm 5'7 so it fulfilled a fantasy I've always had.
>>71768010
God damn it the infetterence part gets me every time
>>71768301
escort?
I'd like to have a threesome with her and Leigh Darby
Saw Jeffrey Donovan on a mall scouting tiles, I was with my son and we would both watch Burn Notice marathons on our spare times, asked my son to tell him something, son walked to him and he smiles, my son asked "You say tomato", Jeffrey looked confused for a second, smiles and say "You say pimp"
pretty cool guy
>>71768314
same. one of my favorite /tv/ pastas
>>71768327
Yeah it was around £300 for an hour and a half.
Fucked agent Scully in the 90s.
She's tiny and had a tight pussy
>>71768327
I don't know how things are done in UK, but when I was in Germany you had to have a rep meaning that you had to have ratings (that you are not a hit and run kind of guy) from other escorts if you wanted to fuck pornstars or other high profile escorts.
>>71768395
Same in the UK. I fucked five different escorts before I could get my booking approved for a pornstars.
>>71768379
similar experience here.
was in italy for vacation. met with monica bellucci on beach. one thing led to another and fucked her twice.
wud suck her titties again.
>>71768481
When I was a kid I went to London for a few days with the family. We were walking down the street and my mum said that some guy who just walked past us was famous. I don't remember who he was but he was like 6"7 or something crazy because he stood out way above everyone else on this busy street.
As he walked on it looked as if he was elevated above the rest of us and everyone was literally looking up to him. Always thought it was a fitting metaphor for fame in general
>>71768481
Except that I'm telling the truth and you are lying
I remember seeing a post I think about damian lewis or someone, at some point the anon walks past him and lewis' face goes inverted and comes out the back of his head, smiling.
Idk what the fuck that was but if someone has it, post pls
My cousin used to deal weed to Winona back in the 90's. I met her a couple of times, she was batshit insane but was probably the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
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>>71767783
Not really a celeb encounter but I met this faggot's brother. He's a doctor form my town that came to my anatomy class in highschool. He was a really cool guy talking abut science and shit. All the girls being the sluts they are were gushing over him since he was the closest thing to their husbando. And this whole time I was wondering what the fuck was going on? Eventually one of the girls aske him if he was pick related's brother and he said "Yes and I'm the one who broke his arm." (what did he mean by this?) And I was there thinking "isn't Supernatural a show for plebs and 16 year old girls?" The rest of the time he talked felt awkward. It must really suck to be overshadowed by your brother especially when you actually did something in life. Just imagine being him, a doctor that helps people and well educated and even has a family of his own but you will forever be known as that guy's brother because a bunch of 16 year old girls watch a cw show that features your little brother showing off his abs on camera. He was a tall mother fucker too. He could have just beast the shit out those cunt while screaming "MENTION HIM ONE MORE FUCKING TIME..." But he doesn't because he is already dead inside. He is nothing more than another ghost you brother have to catch.
Met Paul Thomas Anderson. I was an annoying fan who just raved to him about how much I love his work; he was very friendly and gracious and took a picture with me.
>>71768031
>>71768152
>Jenna Fischer
>pink cardigan
>white dress shirt
>crazy af
>mean as bat shit
I'm feeling a burning in my loins familam
>>71767783
About 10 years ago Henry Winkler was at an educational convention promoting his new children's book. I shook the Fonz's hand and got a signed copy.
I met Adam Sandler when I was going to a Yankee game one year, the next year I saw him again and he invited me out to dinner when I told him I was going to the service. Hes a good man
I sucked Obama's dick in a limo in 2003. We did blow together. I'm a dude, btw.
My name is Simon Pegg.
My dad claims to have fucked Carrie Fisher in her prime.
I saw Paul O'Connell shopping once and saw him again a week ago walking along the road
I actually did meet Drake Bell about a year ago (not sure if he qualifies as a celebrity). He was doing a concert at the mall near my house, and there was almost no one in the audience while he was playing. I came up to him afterwards and told him that I used to watch Drake and Josh when I was a kid and he acted really excited and eager to talk about it. He went on for around 10 minutes telling me about the difficulties in portraying a fictional version of himself for a TV show... also he asked me if I wanted to "buy an autograph" for 14.99 and when I said no thanks he immediately got hostile and said something along the lines of "don't you think you owe it to me after all the years of entertainment I provided you?" And I told him I thought Keenan and Kel was better, and he started holding his breath until his face turned red and some Chinese lady who was like his manager or his step mom or something had to talk him down. It was really weird... and he's REALLY short irl too, like I was an entire head above him and I'm only 5'10.
I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).
Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit.
“I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”
Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.”
And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.”
Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
>>71768697
John Cleese?
>>71769601
fucking lmao
>>71769624
That was when he lost his smile.
Are you Bret Hart?
>>71768036
I see Aiden Gillen around, mostly at gigs I go to. He's kinda an infamous figure around Dublin, for those who would know. Apparently he cheated on his wife with a man potentially several men), hence his divorce last year. My friend was at some huge graduation party a few years back, he was there and gave cocaine to everyone (including 17 year olds), which I guess is sorta a bro-move.
Was the theatre at UCD perchance?
>>71768335
pls b true
I love the guy no homo
very heartwarming description, I can clearly visualize it in my head, thanks anon
>>71769371
Post the pic
>>71769925
it was, shame he needs to be in more roles though
>>71768289
It's so old that even I have seen it myself... zzzz
>>71769928
No.
not sure this counts but I met Darren Lynn Bouseman, a guy who's directed a buncha horror movies. Guy was super chill and nice, really supportive to people that are fans
>>71769601
this one i can believe
I saw Chum Lee in Las Vegas like 2 years ago.
It was nice.
>>71767783
Can someone mirror this so she's smirking with both sides of her mouth?
I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Steve Martin.
He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".
We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.
>>71770380
nvm, Not as weird looking as I thought.
>>71769567
can confirm I was sucking michelle's dick at the mean time
Live in PC, where the Sundance film festival takes place. Normally it's a thing to walk down historic main street during the festival and look for celebs, though I never do. Several years ago, back when I was in school, we did some event with the festival and went under main street and our class met Joseph Gordon-levvit. He was doing some thing about dancing, and our class was shown around the event by jgl. At the end he wanted us to dance for this promotional thing he was doing, and we all did, albeit unenthusiasticly. One kid started having a seziure though and started shaking around on the floor, but we all thought he was dancing, JGL included.
Side story, I frequently go to the Starbucks where those Mexican guys filmed the Tarantino flip out video. Also, fuck Sundance traffic.
>>71767783
Getting on a plane in Albuquerque to Philadelphia. Walking through first class back to my coach seat. I see Jane Fonda sitting by the window with her bag on the aisle seat.
The lady directly in line ahead of me was her seat mate. When the lady got there she asked Barbarella to move her bag. Ms. Fonda said she paid for two seats and she's not moving it. When the lady offered to put it in the overhead for her and reached for it Jane lost her shit.
I just stood there awkwardly trying to get past while these two high class bitches screamed at each other.
>>71770509
That's hot. That's so fucking hot.
>>71769965
He was badass in Sicario.
>>71768327
I met leigh at parklife festival in manchester. she was completely wasted.
>>71770497
Amazing
>>71769601
Hahahhaha
I saw the guy who played the private that got headshot in the training scene of Starship Troopers at a Mexican restaurant in SoCal. I didn't say anything to him, I just motioned to my brother that it was the guy that got killed in Starship Troopers.
>>71768061
Why does he wear the mask?
>>71770347
Did he sell you meth?
>>71770509
She looks like a normal person here
>>71770497
>He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron.
>>71769624
This is beautiful. Thanks for sharing anon.
>>71770497
Alright you deserve a you.
>>71770497
>>71768010
wow he seems like a nice guy you were very lucky anon
I met Larry David once. I was at a restaurant and ordered my check and went to pay. He was right behind me waiting to pay. I take my card out of my wallet and i hear a scoff. I turn to see a disgruntled Larry leering at me. You'd think i'd hit on his daughter right in front of him or something. I ask if there's a problem. He says "What you don't have your card ready when you're going to pay?" I return with a "Sorry, dude." He replies with a "You know what. You're not sorry. If you were you'd have had your card ready. And one more thing! I'm not "dude". Buddy, guy, pal sure but no, not dude. I'm not okay with dude. It implies that i'm filthy. Tell me do i look filthy to you? No because i shower. And "dudes" don't shower. That's a fact!" At this point the entire restaurant is looking at both of us and I realize this is the Curb moment i've been waiting my entire life for. In my best Sheila voice i say "OH FUCK YOU LARRY DAVID! YA FUCKIN ASSHOLE!" Larry gives me pic related. I pay and he pays very quickly right after. I'm opening the door and see him right behind me. I keep the door open for him and he stops right at the doorway, gives me a look, and walks right toward his prius. I drive past him and scream "Bald asshole!" because why the fuck not? Then my car runs out of gas before i drive off the parking lot. He drives up next to me laughing, squealing "BALD HATERS WILL NEVER WIN!" and hums off into the distance.
>>71769601
He played a concert at my high school three years ago and me and my friends wore a shirt that said "drake bell" but had josh peck's face instead
he said "very funny, guys" bitterly when we met with him after the show
>>71770509
The other side of her face is really masculine though
>>71771804
I want to believe
Eric André once offered to ranch me up on the street but he was suddenly tackled by police and taken away. BTW I'm a mulatto.
>>71770549
Michelle is a woman you silly. Women don't have a penis lmao
>>71772099
I know a lot of strong beautiful women with feminine penises, you sexist cis asshole. Go fucking kill yourself. Fucking scum of the earth you are.
Ive had
Jessica Biel
Scarjo
January Jones
Evangeline Lilly
Bridget Regan
ASR
I fingered Sersha out of a club in Carlow.
I see Hayley Williams now and again, spoke to her before she saw Sicario about movies and sneaking snacks into theaters.
Jessica Biel was also at my work not too long ago, though nobody really said much to her.
>>71768395
what do you mean by "hit and run"?
like not pay or what?
>>71769601
SIX
HUNDRED
THOUSAND
I love this tread, every anon is just relaxed and open about that time they fucked famous moviestars in their asses. No bait or trolling in here. Just genuine true stories.
I work at VIP lounge in major city airport and meet celebrities basically daily.
First few weeks I felt like I'm in the wonderland, but after a while it doesn't really phase me.
It's nice though to see famous people just being themselves. For example, Jean Reno is polite, but can't speak english at all, KStew seems like Ice Queen but is actually pretty nice (she even started convo when I was drving her to her plane) and Vinnie Jones is one of the most chillest dudes I met.
AMA I guess
>>71772909
who is the biggest douchebag(male or female)
>>71768725
tell me more about the Noni plz
>>71767783
She's so ugly
bill chosby raped me
Met Bill Paxton and told him I liked him in Aliens. He just laughed and said thanks.
Shook Arnold Schwarznegger's hand. He has a pretty good handshake.
Met Gary Oldman at a paintball field. He was just there to chaperone his kids as they played. I said that he was cool in Leon The Professional, to which he replied that he was surprised that I didn't just know him as Commissioner Gordon. He signed one of the free stickers that came with paintball equipment but I lost it.
>>71772898
I fucked Mel Gibson in the ass once
I stood behind Bieber for about 30 seconds. He was short and looked like a faggot.
>>71772967
to be honest, almost every A-list actor/actress was either nice or just ignore everyone, so I can't really say who was biggest asshole, but Bruce Willis looked like everything bother him and was angry that we don't have turkey sandwiches or something like that
my colleague who worked there earlier told me that Gwyneth Paltrow was a huge bitch though, but I personally never met her
>>71773249
who was the prettiest qt ever? looked just like she does in the movies, etc
>>71769624
>>71770497
>>71773249
It's interesting how it seems like rich and or famous people don't seem to be any happier(and in many cases much less happy). I'm not even poor(but definitely not rich) and I'm perfectly happy eating whatever as long as it's not rotten or fast food or something. It just seems like really wealthy people obsess over minute details of shit, while the rest of us just generally relax and enjoy life a bit more. Could be wrong though, i mean having millions would help me i'm sure, but it seems like most people just adjust their expectations and become just as if not more miserable as before.
>>71773286
probably KStew
she almost never smile, but as I said she was really fucking nice to everyone and probably knew I was eyballing her all the time and didn't say anything, even came up with small talk in car, definitely waifu material
and yes, she looked pretty much as good as in movies
and on the side note, definitely not the qtest, but Carrie Anne Moss looks much better in person, I never liked her on screen, but she look kinda homey irl
>>71772909
>Jean Reno is polite, but can't speak english at all,
Dude, what?
How the fuck he can't speak English? I'm fairly certain he played roles where he was talking in English.
>>71773358
>It just seems like really wealthy people obsess over minute details of shit, while the rest of us just generally relax and enjoy life a bit more.
That's why they are rich, and we're not, anon.
>>71773358
money has hard diminishing returns on happiness after a certain point. pretty sure it's around the 150k range
>>71773358
it's all degrees man
consider this: most families in ethiopia, that aren't literally struggling to survive, are probably quite happy despite not having a fraction of the wealth of the average suburban american family
>>71767783
I once saw Tom Hardy on a plane and told him he was a big guy
Was behind this guy at a 7-11 in Chicago about a year ago. Pretty funny and nice to everyone. He was just getting a Big Gulp and a tin of Snus.
>>71773435
was he cool about it, or a dick because he's actually a manlet?
>>71773435
Did he inform you that he was just a big guy for you?
>>71773471
Yeah, right. He's a computer animation you idiot.
>>71773358
yeah, my guess is that they feel the eyes on them all the time, so they can't quite relax in public
but as I said, most of the celebs are nice people, Ben Kingsley even apologized he had 3 suitcases with him and one of my favorite moments was when Milos Forman asked for bottle of champagne (free, part of the service), I brought it to him and when I came to check on him, he said "I am terribly sorry, but I accidentally drank it all" with really sad face so I just laughed and told him it was on the house of course
>>71773422
It is, i mean as long as your basic needs are met i don't see how you can get much more out of life with more money(besides retiring early of course, but most don't do that). If you have food, a decent house, a decent car, internet access, a computer, a phone(last 3 are recent "needs") and can go out with friends a few nights a week, i think you are pretty set. You can get this in the US with a pretty paltry salary.
Does having a 2016 car instead of a 2010, and having a 4 bedroom house instead of a 3 really make you that much more happy? I would think you would get used to it pretty quickly. I grew up in a pretty well off family and went to a private school, to me our family was poor as fuck with our 3 story house compared to the other kids whose parents had mansions. I'm sure even multi millionare celebs compare themselves to the more successful ones. I dunno, i guess i just think unless you are really lacking in something(your car is so old it breaks down, you can't afford good food, your house/apartment is too small for your family) just relax and enjoy life. Nothing will change if you drive a lambo instead of a corvette, no need to stress about it. Seems like those lambo drivers just obsess over getting that rare 1.5 million one anyway, nothing is different
>>71768289
>is this a new copypasta?
The only thing new here is you
I went to Shia LaBeouf's #ALLMYMOVIES and sat right in front of him and the camera, if that counts. Didnt interact with him at all but I had a good time laughing at his movies and then turning around and seeing him laugh at them.
>>71773391
>KStew
great taste. extremely jelly
>>71773398
his english was broken as fuck, I suspect he often didn't understand what people told him, because he often answered something completely else
maybe he just learn the script for his movies
Met this guy at a con, was excited because I'm a big fan of Creepshow. Jesus Christ, what a miserable asshole. Even if he was having a bad day or didn't want to be there, the least you can do is treat your fans with something other than contempt
He looked at me like I was shit on his shoe, and there were plenty of other people obviously scared to approach his booth. I gathered up the courage to ask him if he had any Creepshow promo material to sign and he grunted, pointed at a picture from the film and said "ten bucks" the way a convenience store clerk would speak to a black hobo. I just smiled and walked away, and he started texting or something on his phone.
Fuck that guy
>>71768036
>Aiden Gillen
>he was by himself on a sunday night in a small university film theatre
He didn't get to bring friends?
I was very close to Sandra Bernhard recently and she is a scary, scary looking woman.
>>71769513
>THESE DAYS
>>71773584
yeah, I'm hoping she'll visit us again
I didn't even like her before, fuck
>>71773653
That's disappointing man. Indeed, fuck him.
I met Iwan Rheon (Ramsay Bolton from GOT, invisible creep from Misfits) outside the New Rose pub in London. He was smoking hand-rolled cigarettes and borrowed my GF's lighter.
He was with a girl who had the poshest voice I've ever heard in my life. She was talking about Cirque due Soleil. Iwan was listening disinterestedly while staring off into space and smoking.
This girl is extremely kind.
Work in the wealthier parts of LA County l so see more than most.
Met this hottie milf doing work at her house before she got her role playing the tough broad on Agents of SHIELD. No idea she was an actress till later. The reason I remember it is both and her husband were really nice, and living in a town filled with assholes so they really stuck out.
Jamie Foxx was an asshole, can't get into too much detail without tipping off what I do for work. He had a handler escorting me around who would announce "JAMIE FOX IS IN THE ROOM!" Everytime he came in like he's an admiral on deck or something. A couple of months ago there was a story about him saving some guy who crashed his truck outside his mansion. BULLSHIT! The truck crashed, four to five locals came our to help, and Jamie walked out afterwards to see the damage and call the cops (or his publicist for all I know)
>>71773811
What's the story with her? She always seemed like a genuinely nice person.
>>71773811
Really? What was your experience?
>>71768725
I met black ironman years ago, he came to speak at my school
the only thing i remember was kids asking him if he liked cheetos (don cheadle, cheetos, get it..L O L)
other than that i met pic related idk if she really counts cause shes just an instagram model she was cool her friend was the typical ugly snarky orbiter girls like this hang with though
>>71772755
yes. All contract call girls insist you pay them before doing the deed. If you don't they just leave.
>>71768036
>he was smaller than I expected
Well, of course.
>>71773888
>(don cheadle, cheetos, get it..L O L)
What? That's not fucking funny!
>>71770509
:3
Now do the other side
>>71773901
makes sense
I saw Meg Ryan at a whole foods in New York - I didn't make eye contact as she obviously wanted nothing to do with "fans" and I tried to stay out of her way- she was wearing sunglasses in autumn.
Some guy walks up to her though, standing in front of her cart with the goofiest fucking smile just waving at her, keeps smiling and finally makes his way out of the way of her cart.
Honestly felt kind of bad.
At least I got my activated almods
>>71768725
>>71773879
>>71772980
Really tho I need to know more
>>71767783
I met Bill Clinton once a few years back. Seemed like a good dude, shook his hand too.
Was behind this guy about 3 months ago at a 7-11 in Chicago. Cracking jokes and nice to everybody. He was getting a Big Gulp and a pack of Newports.
I once won a bum wiggling competition as a kid and had a price presented to me by the one and only KEITH FUCKING CHEGWIN.
God I hope he doesn't get yewtree'd....
>>71774132
>At least I got my activated almods
?
>>71774171
BILL CLINTON IS A NO GOOD CORRUPT BBC SUCKING COMMIE BASTARD! HE IS NOT "A GOOD GUY"!!!
Talked to Conan O'Brien briefly during the intermission of a play. He was a bit distant but was nice enough to take a photo with a fan while he was out with his wife. Guy is so tall and recognizable, he walked out into the lobby and everyone reacted like Christ himself had appeared.
Spoke to John Goodman after his performance in a play in New York. He also was kind enough to take a photo as I was such a huge fan, but seemed pretty grumpy and just wanted to get the hell out of there.
Nathan Lane - after the same performance in NY. He is exactly like how he is in the movies and took the piss out of me for buying show merch
Seth Green - very cool guy. You can tell he appreciates and likes talking to his fans.
Ted Danson - Cool as fuck. I told him how great he was in Bored to Death and he was super happy about it since everyone else was just talking to him about Fargo
>>71773079
G
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i was on a plane with pauly shore once. I saw him at the counter trying to get a better seat and we made awkward eye contact as I realized who he was.
He wore his sunglasses onboard. It was a transfer flight to houston. cmon pauly.
>>71773162
LOL
>>71774143
Man I hate shit like this.
Just leave them alone, I feel dirty.
>>71772005
>Eric André once offered to ranch me up on the street
what the fuck does that mean?
Hulk Hogan had breakfast at a restaurant I was at in the booth behind me. He was also in my concealed carry class
>>71769883
I was fucking his wife a few years ago and she told me they have an open relationship. So I doubt the divorce is over him liking man ass every now and then. Apparently he really stretches out little fuckbois .Rumor that he isa big guy
I have literally never met anyone famous or important
>>71774251
I said "seemed"
>>71774340
That doesn't look like a restaurant
>>71769624
This is up there with the Gosling one for me. The 11 month love affair bit just comes out of nowhere.
>>71774410
You should consider yourselfextremely empty so
>>71774469
That's the gun store where I had my CC
>>71770497
Holy fuck is this pasta?
>>71774469
Are you that retarded?
I was behind these two at a 7-11 in Chicago about 6 months ago. They were cracking jokes and being nice to everybody. He was getting some rum and a Big Gulp and she got a tin of Snus. Shit was SO cash.
>>71774340
/thread
I reversed image searched and this is new
photos of the hulkster in a concealed carry class cannot be topped
everyone go home
>>71774459
OH REALLY???? CAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE HE'S A RACE TRAITING SJW COMMIE ASSHOLE!!
>>71774491
What does that mean?
Spent a night drinking cheap vodka at my countrys most famous punk artists place. He played some new demos, tried to pair me up with some chick that we picked up from the street and offered us his wives wine bottle. Good times.
>>71774340
You people are the fucking worst. I can just picture you sitting there. Sweating profusely as you fumble around on your phone trying to sneak a picture to impress your dumbass friends with. Just go up to the guy and ask for a picture.
>>71774340
Wait, he actually dresses like that in his regular day to day life?
>>71774260
>He is exactly like how he is in the movies and took the piss out of me for buying show merch
top kek
I bet Nathan Lane banter is top-tier
I served coffee to Keira Knightley once in my old job in West London. She looked a little tired but and was polite and smiley. I just smiled back, said "thank you very much" and wished her "all the best", didn't want to bother her so early in the morning
I'd say that to anyone, although looking back now it sounds douchey as fuck.
>>71774601
But there's nothing special besides the bandana and wearing a bandana isn't really special either.
>>71774549
>he hasn't had interactions with someone of importance
>he can't see why that would make him empty inside
Stop posting Anon. This thread is not for you
>>71774601
That was my thought as well
I guess that's his image 24/7
>>71769883
kinda a late reply, but no it was the Queen's university film theatre in Belfast. Maybe he doesn't know anyone up here or something, but he did look pretty sad/lonely and was clearly avoiding people
>>71773631
Makes sense. Most frogs never really leave France, and they hold the English language in general contempt.
>>71767783
Met Bruce Campbell at a con back when he used to shake hands, and I shook his hand. I told him I appreciate his work because sometimes I just want to watch someone brimming with confidence. He told me things get better in life if you're willing to laugh at the bad stuff, and that it's always a hindsight thing.
Really helped me out. Man k
I met Matthew Perry at a hotel pool once when I was much younger. I called him Chandler. He was dismissive but friendly, because I'm so kid talking to him when he's clearly on vacation.
Met Dave Chapelle once too, he hates people who quote the Rick James Bitch line.
David Benioff and the woman who played the realtor on season 1 of American Horror Story make up the worst "celebs" I've ever met. Benioff was a pompous, self-agrandizing douche who had special conditions for how people could see him--and I was in charge of the event he was at so it was really quite stupid. He had two be behind two sets of doors. It wasn't even a security thing, total power play.
Realtor actress was just annoying as fuck and kept swishing a scarf she had on. Had her for a guest in a playwriting class and she was angry that I as a freshman didn't have my script up to professional snuff in an elective course. And that my "beats" weren't her "beats." I feel like she could've been less premadonna about it all.
>>71774630
I'm not empty inside. Stop projecting you worthless faggot
>>71774200
wait a sec!
>>71774581
FUCKING SHUT UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID OBVIOUSLY FAKE STORIES GOD DAMN THIS IS WHY I HATE IRISH PEOPLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bob Odenkirk's son did speech and debate, and I've seen him around at tournaments. I've never bothered him, but I have judged his son.
>>71774621
He dresses like a 12 year old white suburban kid who thinks he's a gangbanger.
>>71770509
>>71773993
OH MY GOD
Met her on a bus, said I'm a fan of her work, she laughed it off.
>>71767783
Seen Jose Mourinho loads of times around work, he really is a lecherous guy, wouldn't even co-sign my mortgage but he whipped his cock out and jerked it to the girl behind me
>>71774639
He always looks sad/lonely. He has rocked up to sessions I've been at by himself and plays the whole loner thing to a fucking tee.
>>71774691
Yeah sounds like Hogan.
>>71767783
i went to vegas last march for 5 days and met joe rogan after his comedy show. was pretty surreal actually. i guess he always stays after the show and takes pictures with people. i knew he was short but he was a lot shorter standing next to him. im only 6 feet, the top of his head came up to my shoulders and im not kidding. i was also expecting him to at least appear wider and thicker because he says hes 195lbs but he was pretty small and if i had to ball park his weight id say 175lbs
>>71769624
I heard this one before with The Hulkster
>>71773079
Cocaine and alcohol does that to you.
>>71774660
>being this defensive
>just realising he is worthless and empty and if he died right now nobody of any significance would even care
My heart bleeds for you anonalong with my tight boy ass
>>71774639
Well, whatever. A regular /tv/fag probably would've run over to him with arms waving in all directions yelling "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU".
>>71774295
I know, I know. It feels wrong...
>>71774780
No one is significant.
>>71774143
>>71772980
Not much to say. Crazy (but beautiful) eyes, I didn't even speak to her, she seemed a bit paranoid about something.
>>71767783
I used to date Chloe when she was in elementary school, AMA
>>71774702
>if you had been more attractive, she would've used that as an in to fuck your brains out
>>71774524
no it's a true story
>>71774132
>At least I got my activated almods
I understood that reference
>>71774819
>hey anon where da weed at
She should feel paranoid. She was hounded by the press in the 90s a lottt.
>>71774804
>deep
Don't be such a faggot,faggot.
>>71768010
dude, seriously, how the hell else would you expect him to behave? He was probab;y high too, according to your description.
And btw, no offense, he as right about "oh, you 're doing it now"? You actually WERE in his face telling him what you supposedly and virtuously didn't want to tell him.
>>71773888
It's like her head is not large enough to fit her entire face
I was in line behind him at a 7-11 in Chicago about 5 months ago. Cracking jokes and nice to everybody. He was buying a Big Gulp and a two tins of Snus. Kind of sad to hear the news that he had killed himself.
>>71774932
Something seems off about this post.
>>71774296
#LEGALIZERANCH
>>71772980
Imagine having her completely naked riding you.
>>71774654
>premadonna
It's a doggy dog world anon and people like that are a diamond dozen
>>71774932
>Kind of sad to hear the news that he had killed himself.
Lol, that's not Jack Black.
I talked to Emma Watson at a party, only briefly when I went my friend took me to a party at BU; I went to RISD back then.
I've fucked Hannah Shaw a UK pornstar back when see escorted on adultwork
>>71775022
how much did it cost?
>>71773847
>>71773865
She was so kind on the set of LBJ (she had a smallish role). I gave her flowers on her last day of filming. One of the sweetest people I've ever met.
Many years back, my youngest brother sat on a plane next to Tyrese Gibson from Fort Meyers to Chicago. It was right after they had finished filming 2 Fast 2 Furious and me and my other younger brother had no idea who the dude that a bunch of people ran up to in the airport for autographs was so we didn't really care (5th and 3rd grade at the time).
Well on the flight, my youngest brother, who couldn't have been older than 5 at the time, ends up sitting alone away from my mom, me, and our other brother. Well who sits next to him, but Tyrese Gibson. My little brother had no idea who this dude was but ended up talking to my brother the whole flight. Super awesome guy and he was really nice to my brother, hell even gave him Justin Timberlake's phone number (bro lost it) since that was my brothers favorite singer at the time.
Aside from that, my mom has been hit on and has turned down Scottie Pippen and Stan Mikita for dates.
I served Oysters to Oona Chaplin (Talisa Stark) at my last job. She is without a doubt more beautiful in person. Very gracious and open, she was playing and taking pictures with the family seated next to her.
I think she was with the half-faced dude from Boardwalk Empire. He was also really cool.
>>71769191
>He could have just beast the shit out those cunt while screaming "MENTION HIM ONE MORE FUCKING TIME..."
I wanted to reply to you, telling you that the actor's brother is probably fine with his choices in his life, but then I lost it when I read the quoted part.
You 're a bro
I met Jessica Chastain once when I was a young boy. The experience scarred me for life.
>>71773079
I don't think you've really experienced what "ugly" is anon
>>71775088
I'm pretty sure he owns a mirror.
>>71767783
I met Henry Cavill outside the set of Superman Vs Batman once.
We were in a group waiting outside the set because we heard they were shooting near where we lived, and hoped we'd maybe be able to see what they were shooting, or at least catch a glimpse of the new batman suit. When he was done shooting for the day, he came over the fence to where the fans and we were waiting.
When he arrived he had this stern look upon his face, like somebody on set had really pissed him off or something.
We asked him how he was, if he had been shooting anything interesting, etc. etc.
He never answered any of our questions, not even once. The only thing he mustered up to say was ''Lets get this fucking over with''.
So we got our cellphones out in order to take a selfie with the man, but just as I opened the camera app, his face froze.
He aggressively snatched my phone out of my hands, and pointed it really close to his head for about 1-2 minutes.
I thought he was kidding or making a joke, but after a while he started to look sick.. almost pale.
I asked him what was the matter, when he started whispering under his breath. I couldn't hear him so i leaned in a bit in order to understand what the problem was.
He kept repeating only one word;
''Just''.
The volume of his repeating got louder and louder, until it ended up being a blown scream.
So security apparently heard the screaming, and ran around the fence to our location. They hurriedly grabbed Cavill under both arms, and started pulling him back to the set.
At this moment he dropped my phone and almost started to cry while yelling, which unsettled us even more then we already had become.
I went down to grab my phone off from the ground, and saw that 200 new pictures had been added to my camera roll.
I opened it, and suddenly began to feel a very strange sensation, almost dizziness when I realized that within the two minutes he held my phone, he had taken 200 close ups of what appeared to be his hairline.
>>71775006
RISD!
>>71775041
at the time, £300 for 90 minutes
>>71775113
Jesus Christ
>>71773518
>>71773079
Jesus Christ you're right.
>>71775071
Lucky bastard.
>>71774469
that's the concealed carry class you dumbass
>>71768010
>he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I always laugh at this part.
Kevin Garnett was walking in the skyway. I was going the other way and went KG CAN YA FEEL MEH. He did a chest pound and went sup lil homie.
>>71775185
>>71774990
>There are people on 4chan right now that are fucking up idioms
You people piss me off so much but say lovey I guess.
I was behind her in line at a 7-11 in Chicago about a year ago. She was nice to everyone. She was getting a Big Gulp and a tin of Snus. As she was leaving, a little boy asked his Mom very loud, Why does that lady have a Joker mouth, Momma?
I met Mark Wahlberg just last week:
I was in Boston and I happened to run into him at a local diner. He was sitting alone and it looked like he'd only just started eating, so I decided to just go up and say hi (if his friends were there I would have just let him be). Anyway, I walk up and say hello and tell him I know him from Lone Survivor. Nothing. No reaction. Doesn't say a word. He just sits there, staring right through me. Staring intensely, but with no emotion whatsoever.
I begin to feel awkward, so I say "sorry to disturb you" and start to walk away but before I even get a chance to turn he just gets up suddenly and starts walking toward me, still making full eye contact. At first I thought he was going to try and barge into me or something, but at the last minute (like an inch away from me) he turns and heads toward the trash can. Then he starts dumping everything on his plate into it. One by one. Potatoes, carrots, everything. He picks up each bit of food up, holds it high above the can and drops it. Some of it (the steak) didn't even make it into the trash because he wasn't looking at what he was doing.
Finally his plate is empty and this is the part that really fucking weirded me out. He looks around to check no one (but me) is looking, then slides the plate under his jacket and walks out.
I was just astounded, it was pretty surreal.
>carpooling with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
>we're cruising along at a nice speed
>Dwayne keeps his eyes on the road and starts talking to me
>"You like to go fast, kid?"
>"Not really, sir."
>he chuckles
>"fucking faggot."
>slams his foot down on the gas pedal
>we accelerate to sixty miles per hour
>five miles over the speed limit
>"Please sir, we could get in trouble."
>at seventy miles per hour
>"My stomach hurts. Please slow down."
>eighty miles per hour
>I go quiet and start sweating
>ninety miles per hour
>Dwayne is struggling to contain his excitement and control the vehicle
>hit a bump in the road
>car flips over and rolls down a gulley
>smashes against the trunk of a tree
>I get out and throw up
>Dwayne is nowhere to be found
>police can't fucking find a body or anything, he's just fucking gone
I paid $3000 to fuck Janet Mason
>>71767783
>>71774288
Holy fuck she's stunning. The perfect woman, even peak Brad Pitt wouldn't deserve her. I hope her lover's a literal Greek God
>>71775319
I liked that.
>>71775296
immoral desu
>>71775428
>nataliedormerkissingablackguyontheunderground.jpg
>>71770721
LOL
That paints a good scene...
>>71775428
Yeah, I am a Greek God.
>>71775428
>I hope her lover's a literal Greek God
Think again
>>71775385
incredible
>>71775467
>>71775385
oh my kek
>>71767783
i work for an agency who manages sports stars/celebs/broadcasters.
they're just as awkward as you and me off the camera, and i've met hundreds of them.
>>71775515
That giant-headed balding manlet faggot? What the fuck, I'm way more good looking than that pathetic cuck, I should have blue-eyed blonde whores gagging on my cock too
>>71774752
I met Joe Rogan after a show and yelled TRAIN BY DAY JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT like a retard. He actually laughed and called me a freak bitch. I won't lie I was as giddy as a schoolgirl
>>71775185
>>71775542
KEKED
>>71775562
>I'm way more good looking than that pathetic cuck
Yeah, but you're probably a bitter, basement dwelling faggot who uses memespeak IRL.
>>71775562
He's probably a much better man than you, seeing as how he's dating a famous actress and isn't shitposting envy out of every orifice on an anime imageboard
>>71775562
He has money probably and a job in the film industry, women care about status and money over looks as long as you ain't a troglodyte....or even then still.
>>71774355
Where'd you meet her?
>>71775304
Sometimes we take intelligence for granite, I guess. It doesn't take rocket appliances, but not everyone is the smart test.
>>71775588
>>71774601
That's normal Florida middle age man attire
Saw Nancy Sinatra in the lobby of a resort in Switzerland, of all fucking places. I was waiting for my friends and she was getting something from the receptionist.
I have never approached a celeb in my life, but spaghetti or not I have to talk to this woman if only because of the circumstances. I ask her if she's Nancy Sinatra and she says "yeees...?" and I tell her I'm a big fan of her records with Lee Hazlewood. She sort of shines up a bit and we chat about that and some other stuff; I ask how Morrissey's doing and she goes "Oh, you know, Steven's Steven."
After a couple of minutes I see my friends outside having a smoke, so I figure I should wrap it up. I half-jokingly ask her to have dinner with me and she laughs and says something like "My, I haven't been asked out this frequently in fifty years!" (paraphrasing); I have no idea what she meant by that but I take it as a no and we part ways.
The next day we were leaving and as we stand on the street with our luggage waiting for a car I hear someone call out "Anon!" and I look up and it's Nancy waving at me from a window, which I thought was cute. My friends were like "who the fuck was that lady".
