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Good moaning, Dictor Povol. I am Seer Ire Arr.
>>71764055
Uh, yoo doont got to brung frinds
BON?
Git thim onbeard, earl cull et en
A daring synthesis
>If pol dis beeard off wool you die?
>It would be extremely painful and Renee the cafe owner, whom I do not know...
>Joo are a beeg gooee
>Pour Vous.
As a kid I had no idea Lt Gruber was gay, I mean he was just a really friendly guy, y'know?
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First one to talk gets to ride in my little tank
>>71764391
>I'm mad about zah boy
>And I know it's stupid to be mad about zah boy
His character was bascially a parody of Noel Coward
Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. Ve had to know vot he told you about the painting of the fallen Madonna vith the big boobies by Van Klomp.
fucking loved this show
rewatch value kind of low though
>>71764898
>rewatch value kind of low though
The waitresses and Helga say you're wrongMichelle of the French Resistance was my jam
if I poll that euf would you dee?
>>71765031
>The waitresses
Maria>Mimi>Yvette
>>71765063
OOOH RENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>71765063
>Mimi>Yvette
Have you lost your mind?!I would still hit it but COME ON!
>>71765063
ew mimi last
it should read-
nazi secretary > maria > french resistance > yvette > mimi
actually on second thoughts Renes wife last
Eet iz in ze stolen painting of ze fallen madonna wiv ze big boobies
FLASHING THESE KNOBS
>do you see this line?
>That means Yurtos belong .. TO THE OTHER SIDE OF IT
What did he mean by that? Who's yurtos?
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Best French accent coming through
>ah em in cherge ere
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So, you came back to die with your city? What-a mistake-a to make-a!
I have z' crabs! I have z' crabs!
>>71766755
MINE GESTAPO PLAN LISTS MEER MANNE, DR VON SMALLHAUSEN, BUZ ONLY WAN OF YOU
>>71767005
yes Herr Flick
>>71767005
>you will never be part of theSS and hang out with Herr Flick
Why did Allo Allo make being German seem so cool?
>>71767141
Likely the campy accents
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>>71767194
'tler
>>71767252
He's so huggable :3
>>71767252
You have no reason to fear me, I am not a monschter
>>71767379
Man, the General got some mad pussy
There's an episode which ends implying he's about to fuck Helga, Maria and Yvette all in a row while Gruber watches
I was wondering which would break first...your spirit or your dicky ticker.
>mfw the comfiest thread in recent memory
Wit dod 'ee moan boy zis?
>>71767438
He was ein grusse jungen
>>71767438
Did they confirm he's gay in the last episode? I don't remember
allo allo was so based, I used to watch it with my family as a kid, iirc it was quite popular here
>>71767524
>Did they confirm he's gay in the last episode?
Actually it turns out he married Helga and they had a bunch of kids, lol epic tweest
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>>71767567
Well, I can believe she could turn anyone
Post more of the waitresses
Who /KLOP/ here?
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Allo Allo: The Movie
>Paris 1940: On the recommendation of Herr Flick of the Gestapo, the Führer himself recruits the staff of cafe Rene to handle the catering at function he is holding in a heavily guarded French Chateau. Renee, under threat of shooting for collaboration, becomes a player in a plan formed by Michelle of the resistance and officer Crabtree of British intelligence to infiltrate the Chateau and KILL HITLER.
Cast it /tv/
>>71767788
Your double dubs demand satisfaction.
>>71767874
>>71768017
Noice
>>71767940
Rene: Jack Black
Edith: Cheryl Hines
Michelle: Lea Seydoux
Yvette: Laetitia Casta
Maria: Alizee
Madame Fanny: Meryl Streep
Monsieur Leclerc: John Slattery
Monsieur Alphonse: Brian Cox
General von Klinkerhoffen: William Hurt
Colonel von Stromm: Zach Galifianakis
Captain Geering: Larry David
Lieutenant Gruber: Jim Parsons
Captain Bertorelli: Paul Rudd
Herr Flick: Kevin Spacey
Private Helga: Diane Kruger
Von Smallhausen: Danny DeVito
Officer Crabtree: Benedict Cumberbatch
>>71768283
>all those murricans
>>71768326
And the tv series was a bunch of Poms with silly accents, what's your point
>>71764898
>rewatch value kind of low though
Fucking lies.
