Religion and faith edition
>>71751259
Azor Jon Arryn
based Old Gods
Thank you Uncle Benjen
>Implying the Great Other isn't just an imaginary enemy created by R'hllor to instill fear
Can't wait for the purge and execution of all redcoats.
Nth for Jonsa
>>71757426
desu even if im buying a display sword I want it to be a real sword that could be used, would feel too tacky otherwise
If GRRM hates LOTR so much why did he steal Aragorn?
>>71757503
GRRM has never claimed to hate LOTR
>>71757503
don't get me wrong I love jon but even now aragorn would blow him the fuck out with ease
>>71757378
does anybody know where people get the idea that there's a dragon in the wall? I've heard people say it like it's a credible theory, but I've never seen any actual hints in the books or the show.
>>71757503
God, Kit looks so fucking discount and pathetic when compared against Viggo.
>>71757542
Most men do, especially younger ones. Which is why they went with Viggo, since the actor before him was deemed to young looking for Aragorn.
>>71757503
GRRM loves LotR. He said he loves the ending in particular, which he refers to as bittersweet (the same type of ending he wants), which is why fucktards expecting everyone to die or live a miserable existance in the end are idiots.
Also IIRC Martin specifically criticized Aragorn because you don't see him grow into the man he is. He just kind of is good at everything. Jon is probably meant to be Aragorn + some fuckups as he matures. Remember that Jon is still 17 in the books.
>>71757503
>>71757513
Lol, GRRM's main inspiration for ASOIAF is basically human history + LOTR
>>71757570
well yeah, I know he's numenor but he's like what in his mid-80s when fellowship starts and been fighting all his life
Aragorn's ranger sword is cooler than the one Elrond brings him in Return. Anduril, I think it's called.
>>71757483
While others like Theon, Jaime, Tyrion are more diverse from the beginning and thus more interesting initially, thought they don't grow as much throughout the series.
Sorry, but this was a very stupid comment. Tyrion, Jaime and Theon change and grow dramatically throughout the series. Those men are literally not the same characters any more from AGoT to ADwD, that's how much development they go through.
Not saying Jon doesn't go through character development himself, just pointing out that it was a stupid comment.
Can we please get this thread back on track
Azor Jon
RIP in peace
>>71757642
Not saying they don't grow. Just saying characters like Jon grow much more. Jon was basically a blank slate in the beginning, now he has come into his own, even if what he is now is as diverse as these others were from the start.
>>71757416
>ay yo i'm just going to drop you off right here senpai. U'll be alrigh
>What was Aragorn's tax policy?
>>71757729
kek
>>71757705
why is uncle benjen such a piece of shit
ANDURIL; FLAME OF THE WEST
>>71757743
Because Bran is a fucking faggot and the worst character on the show.
>>71757378
Fuck both the old gods and the new.
>>71757378
The drowned god is objectively the best
>>71757775
whats got you so buttblasted
>>71757797
The Drowned God doesn't exist.
>>71757821
It's the Jonautist.
>>71757378
team old gods now & forever
>>71757743
"thank you uncle benjen"
you could here the sarcasm in his voice.
>>71757838
So what your are saying is god is dead?
>>71757821
The fact that Bran fucking sucks and he looks like a bird.
>>71757696
>Just saying characters like Jon grow much more
Sorry, not seeing it, disagreeing with you here.
Jon changes from a boy to a man. The bastard of Winterfell to the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. It's a good character development, but not comparable to the other three.
Just look at Tyrion in book 5- he's murdered his father and lover, learned the truth about the only woman who lived him in his life, gone into depressive nihilism, his charming drunk personality has now turned into a disgusting alcoholic one, he's now fairly okay with raping sex slaves and threatening rape, even desiring to rape his sister and murder Jaime. He's fucking broken.
Jaime became Goldenhand the Just, he became a better man, he's on the path to knowing how violence and war is bad, how awful his family has been, he's distancing himself away from bad influences like Cersei, and he's trying to do the right thing by bringing peace without blood. Compare that to Jaime in book 1.
Theon goes from being Theon Greyjoy, ward of Winterfell, to the Turncloak, to the Prince of Winterfell then to Reek, then regains his identity as Theon, though he's not the same Theon as before. You can't seriously say that Jon went through more character growth than that.
>>71757378
what is the bottom right one?
>Thank you Uncle Benjen
>>71757934
dothraki
Is Benjen working for the Night's King? Bran had to have filled him in on what happened in the 3ER's cave, and Benjen knows there's magic and shit protecting the wall. They've would've put two and two together and decided fuck crossing the wall, right? Plus he seems almost apologetic the entire time he's with Bran, like he's uncomfortable with what he's doing.
>>71757934
The Great Stallion, I assume
>>71757969
>>71757957
ty google didn't help
Thank you Uncle Benjen
>>71757416
>>71757951
>Thank you Uncle Benjen
>Thank you uncle Benjen
>Thank you, Uncle Benjen
Bran
>Trueborn son of Ned Stark and legal heir to Winterfell
>Can spy on his enemies in person, in both the past, and possibly the future without ever leaving the safety of the Godswood
>Can send psychic dreams to communicate with his allies and mislead his enemies
>Can destroy the minds of his enemies and forcibly bend them to his will
>Is an extremely powerful warg, and possibly the only line of defense against Danaerys and her army of eunuchs and rapists and sellswords
>Can traverse history regardless of distance and can retrieve the secret of Valyrian steel
>While it is possible (though far from certain) that he lacks the ability to produce an heir, he still has living relatives for the throne to pass to in the event of his death. Kings can also legally declare an heir in their will
>Moot point because it is likely he can attach himself to a heart tree and live forever
Jon
>Can walk
>Has experience leading a small group of men. They hated him so much they killed him.
>Has a small pecker
>Thank you, uncle Benjen
>thank you uncle benjen
>>71757967
You mean crossing it after they already crossed it? Unless you mean going back across which is the safest thing for Bran.
Also he's apologetic because he knows he's dead and that he can't be around to see his family. You know the family he still loves and cares about.
>Thank you Uncle Benjen
>>71758063
Bran
>Can't act
>Looks like a bird
>Played by John Oliver
Jon
>Is King in the North.
>>71758063
>>Has a small pecker
sold
>>71758101
go to bed jonautist
>>71757378
Where my Death at?
>Thank you, Uncle Benjen
>thank you, uncle benjen
>Thank you Uncle Benjen
>thank you, uncle benjen
>>71758136
Death is literally the many faced god.
>Thank you, Uncle Benjen
>>71758142
I stole this post from someone, but I'm going to paraphrase it:
Imagine being that old actress. All the roles you land are grandma this, grandma that. Then you manage to get some work with HBO, you go to the set, and the directions they give you are "stab the fucking shit out of this child." She must have felt like a champ that day.
>Thank you, Uncle Benjen.
>>71758101
>cant act
>not under the jon column
>>71758166
>>71758191
>>71758247
>Linking things nothing to do with Uncle Benjen..
Wew lads.
>>71757579
Jon is a huge Mary Sue, and he is literally Aragorn and Gandalf combined.
Azor Yunkai whore
>>71758263
this >>71757705 is the only thing that had anything to do with uncle benjen. wew lad
Season 7 will start with Jon and Sansa reluctantly fucking awkwardly on Ned & Cat's old bed while LF looks on through a keyhole with his 'little finger' out and dripping. Jon keeps his eyes closed and imagines Ygritte in the throes of death as he methodically pumps his little pecker into his "half-sister's" ginger box. Sansa has a pained look on her face, which only makes Petyr harder. As Jon reaches his bastardly climax, Sansa realizes that once the bastard has filled her with his dirty seed, she will have fulfilled her purpose of being a breeding machine and secured her place as top whore in the north. Jon the bastard empties his fertile load into Sansa's dry cunt, while Peytr spills his onto the cold stone of Winterfell.
>>71758287
Thank you, uncle Benjen.
>Thank you, Uncle Benjen
>>71758302
erection achieved
>>71758320
rip cute milf
>>71757892
Okay:
Start Jon: Jon Snow is the bastard of lord Eddard Stark of winterfell. He loves his half brothers and sisters despise his situation. He resents his standing as bastard and knows he would find no place in winterfell.
Book5 Jon: Jon Snow is the Lord Commander of The Night's Watch. He is man held dawn by his responsibilities, where he has to choose between tradition or what he believe is right. Even then he chooses to believe in himself and push through the disapproval of his sworn brother. He is also a man plagued by the own duty he sworn to uphold, a duty that made him let his brother die, that made him kill his mentor and forsake the woman he came to love. His resent for his duty becomes too much to bear when he is beset by all sides by enemies unseen. He starts to obsess over his lost younger sister, in a vain attempt of escaping his responsibilities. It doesn't matter, in the end he must make the ultimate choice between what he wants to do and what he must.
Start Tyrion: the dawf of house lannister, he is hated by his family, especially his father and sister. His brother Jaime seems the only one to accept. He is good hearted, but understand the world is ugly, thus allowing himself to be driven by his family status and needs, while whoring and drinking his life sorrows away.
Book5 Tyrion: Where do whores go? Is the defining phrase of his new life. Tyrion has forsaken his family, killing his father and estranging the brother that loved him. His lost all hope in life, throwing himself into alcoholic stupor after another, yet he understands that being led on by fate was never the way for him. He must carve his own path if he wants to be anything more than Tywin's lannister dwarf son.
Start Jaime: the lion of lannister hates what he has become, the kingslayer. While he did it for the good, it was clear no one would ever understand. No one except his sister Cersei, she is the only to accept him fully.
Cont
>THANK YOU, UNCLE BENJEN!
>>71758273
>and Gandalf
You're joking, right?
>>71758320
I wish she would have survived dunkirk
This would make a pretty good desktop wallpaper
>>71757870
He is a bird now
>>71758404
agreed
Mind if I save it?
>>71758380
No in the Lord of the Rings Gandalf comes back from the dead and is integral in the battle against evil.
>>71757934
Thank you Uncle Benjen
>Thank you, wise bald Benjen.
>>71757642
I feel that with some characters go through their character arcs faster than others due to their role in the story. Jon had dreams of joining the Night's Watch and fighting alongside his uncle. It was going to be all honor and glory and dreams were crushed.
Also, he never really seems to want power, but it's always arriving at his doorstep. So we see this bastard come from nothing to something. Same with Dany. She also started from the bottom and now she's a fucking Queen. Jon is now a King. Jon of S1 could not handle that role as the same for S1 Dany. They both have come a long way.
That being said, let's not act as if everyone loved Theon in the beginning. He was a piece of shit who betrayed Rob, the Starks, and the people of Winterfell and only got what was coming to him. People like him now, because how he is trying to get back up from his huge fall.
>Thank you, Uncle Benjen
>Thank you uncle Benjen
Will Jon be down for a threesome, or would he be too territorial?
>>71758490
that one on the left is especially the worst
i'm sure he's not but he seems retarded and doesnt know shit about the lore or backstory
>THANK YOU UNCLE BENJEN!
>>71758525
Jon might not want to, but the other two will want to do it and wanting to be honorable, he will take responsibility and make them both come as hard he can.
>>71758537
Actually, he's studied the lore to a pretty high academic level, desu.
>>71758525
>tfw I desire a Kit and Emilia love scene
>mfw I've become a JonxDany shipper
>>71758604
well then he learns to be more eloquent
maybe I'm just being prejudiced because of his accent
>Thank you, Benjen
>>71757892
>>71758376
And indulging in her toxic love the only life someone like him live now. She is what he has, and he'll fight for her to the end.
Book5 Jaime: Jaime has found himself again in the remind of his duty by Lady Catelyn stark. Maybe Jaime made mistakes in the past, but that doesn't mean he to live by then. Jaime seeks not to return to the boy he was fifteen years ago, but to become the man he dreamed back then. Becoming aware of the horrible person his sister is he reflects on his own life and how much he let himself be led by his own desires.
Start Theon: He is the arrogant ward of Lord Stark. No one is above him and he believes himself equal to his stark foster brother, who he truly loves. He is insecure and egoistic and not above doing the unthinkable to prove himself.
Book5 Theon: Theon has learned the price of ego. If he was bad, there's worse people. His loyalty was misplaced and he's is paying dearly. He has everything taken from him, from his pride to his own personality. Theon who had lost everything, even his name. Yet being home again has reminded him who his real family was and what he must do to regain even the tiny bit of himself again.
That's my analysis.
Season Six character rankings
God Tier
>Based Mace the fookin' Ace
>Fake Ned Stark
Good Tier
>Blackfish
>Jaime
>Edmure
>High Sparrow
>Qybern
>The Waifu
>Hodor
>Walder Frey
>Ser Davos
>Tormund
>Ramsay
>Smalljon Umber
>Melly Sanders
>CIA
>Jorah the Andal
>Theon
>Lady Crane
>Wun Wun
>Lady Olenna
>Varys
Acceptable Tier
>Jon Snow
>Yara
>Daario
>Nigga Viserion
>Mascara Slavers
>Meera
>Sweet Girl lady
>Jaqen
>Brienne
>Osha
>Three Eyed Raven
>Leaf
>Uncle Benjen
>Tommen
>Cersei
>Lancel
>Mountain zombie
>Septa Unella
>Massa Doran in his cameo
>Khalmart brand Drogo
We didn't want to pay them so we gave them no lines tier
>Olly
>Rickon
Garbage Tier
>Kelly C
>Meme Dwarf
>Grey Worm
>Missandei
>Salsa
>Sneks
>Fuccboi of Highgarden
>That penis with the warts on it
>Euron Bigcock
>Momma Snek and the gang
>Dayne
>Lil Ned
>Promise me, Lyanna
>Babby Lyanna
>Babby Hodor
Absolute Shit tier
>Bran
Stannis would save us from this shit ;_;7
>>71758537
He also pronounces the character names wrong pretty frequently. On the after the episode for Wind of Winter he calls Tommen TOE-Min
>>71758700
im guessing fake ned stark is the actor, so I have to note you left out young ned
who was pretty good imo
>>71758700
your bitterness is hilarious
>>71758700
>Dabid decided it was time for ToJ
>Dabid decided the only way to do it was with Bran
>Dabid made Bran completely omniscient instead of only being able to see things that happen near weirwood trees like in the books
>Dabid thought the problem was solved
>Dabid has created a demigod that now has to be killed or else he'll so thoroughly tip the scales in Jon's favor that the story no longer has a point
>>71758750
No, I labeled him 'Lil Ned'
>>71758700
did you forget to take your medication this morning?
>>71758774
my bad
>>71758750
nawwittenz
>>71758764
>only being able to see things that happen near weirwood trees like in the books
where did you get your advanced copy of twow
>>71758721
>would
he's still alive, m8
>>71758700
we all know it killed you inside to put jon on the acceptable tier list to hide your jonautism so people would take you even remotely seriously
I'm sorry redditors, but Stannis is alive and well and there's nothing you can do to stop him from coming back next season
Why do people act like Renly was powerhungry when it was Loras who pushed him into it by guilt tripping him and telling him that the people yearned for a King they will really love and who will be kind to them?
MUH
>>71758764
>only being able to see things that happen near weirwood trees like in the books
Bloodraven says that the eyes in the trees are the first a greenseer learns to use, but can eventually see much further. D&D just (stupidly, mind you) skipped all of the training and build-up. Hell, even just that one chapter from the end of ADwD would have been nice.
BIG
>>71758700
Why is Bran the lowest? That's a bit much.
>>71758911
He was a Tyrell puppet.
>>71758911
What gave him the idea that he could be king? Stannis was older. Deal with it you little queer.
What was the point in having Brienne go to the Riverlands?
COCK
>>71758948
It starts with an F
>>71758950
his scar looks unrealisitc as fuck
unless he literally got it last week it wouldnt be that red
Jon x Sansa x Little Finger love triangle when?
I can imagine Sansa going from Jon's quarters with a pussy full of cum to LF's quarters to fill her arse with cum.
>>71758941
this autist literally sat there and wrote that entire list for the purpose of putting bran at the bottom because they're having a bit of a meltdown at the moment. they cant help that theyre mentally ill
>>71758975
he literally gets it a few days before the Kingsmoot
>>71758975
he did, it was balon that gave him it
>>71758950
why is he such a cartoon villain
>>71758993
>>71759002
furry muff then
>>71758980
Sorry it's gonna be SansaxJonxArya.
D&D said on that UFC podcast that they haven't officially decided the number of episodes for the last two seasons, only that they're less than 10 episodes each. Hopefully season 8 has more than 6 episodes like previously rumored.
>>71758941
>Why is Bran the lowest?
Good lord, where to begin? He...
>Didn't give a shit that Jojen died for him
>Didn't listen to the 3ER and ruined everything
>Ruined Hodor's life and used him as an instrument to save himself
>Led to the extinction of the Children of the Forest
>Didn't care about Summer dying
>Didn't care about Hodor dying
>Instead of doing something important, he remained focused on the tower of joy
>Kissed a girl on Instagram
>Will probably bring down the Wall and fuck over all of Westeros.
In short, he sucks.
>>71759034
i would be ok with each season having 8 episodes. 7 and 6 is too low
>>71758950
HUGE COCK
>>71759048
>Kissed a girl on Instagram
ask your doctor for a stronger dosage m8
>>71759048
Would Bran still have been pushed out of the window if he hadn't changed the past?
>>71759066
BROBDINGNAGIAN PENIS!
>>71759034
Why the fuck doesn't D&D want to split it evenly? Why are they so set on 73 hours when it could be 74 and 7 each? Hell even compared to most "short/split" seasons i've watched (and those always sucked), what they're targeting is ludicrously low. It will be over way too quick.
>>71757378
>"not trusting me is the smartest thing you ever did"
>"i did warn you not to trust me"
>"littlefinger is a dangerous man"
>"only a fool would trust littlefinger"
>"dude i killed your spy lmao"
literally why? littlefinger is all about making jokes, being friendly and well looking to make you like him, while always having lawfull opinions, without being a sycophant.
but all this is a mask for him to be considered a loyal man and being given titles and rewards, and using that power to achieve his ambitions without anyone even realizing it.
so why is he so blatantly untrustworthy in the show? so why even a child can understand what littlefinger is?
>>71759048
>Kissed a girl on Instagram
There it is. It's okay, bud. Time heals all wounds.
>>71758946
I'm not saying he wasn't wrong, I'm saying he was never hungry for power like Stannisfags like to claim. His intentions were good. You just hate Renly because he's a fag, admit it. He had the popular support and would've defeated Stannis and his army in a fair fight.
>>71759161
>you just hate him because he's gay
>>>/tumblr/
>>71759048
>Kissed a girl on Instagram
thank you uncle benjen
>>71759091
He never "changed" the past. That's always how it happened with Bran facilitating it.
And now it begins
>>71759161
How were his intentions good when he was trying to steal the iron throne that no matter what was going to lead to war. You can't just skip someone in line without having war and thousands of deaths.
>>71759180
If he hadn't gone back it wouldn't have fucked up original Hodor. Who knows how it could've affected what comes after. Maybe he would've been a warrior. Paradoxes n sheit.
>>71759144
GRRM has literally complained about this:
>"There was a a line in a recent episode of the show where, he’s not even present, but two people are talking about him and someone says ‘Well, no one trusts Littlefinger’ and ‘Littlefinger has no friends.’ And that’s true of television show Littlefinger, but it’s certainly not true of book Littlefinger. Book Littlefinger, in the book, everybody trusts him. Everybody trusts him because he seems powerless, and he’s very friendly, and he’s very helpful."
>"Everybody trusts him, everybody depends on him. He’s not a threat. He’s just this helpful, funny guy, who you can call upon to do whatever you want, and to raise money, and he ingratiaties himself with people and rises higher and higher as a result."
>>71759186
FUNNY
>>71759048
>Kissed a girl on Instagram
>ywn fuck this straight boypussy
just kill yourself already
>>71759186
Shouldn't he be the one to say, "No nawittenz"?
>>71758643
Autist
>>71759214
............................yeah
>>71759189
so you think robert was evil for taking the throne too?
>>71759231
I don't buy it. Nobody looks that gay in every fucking picture they've ever taken by coincidence.
>>71759239
Better him than some guy wanting to burn his own city to the ground desu
>>71759232
he's talking about the race war that begun tonight
>>71759177
FUCK
>>71759248
>Nobody looks that gay in every fucking picture they've ever taken
He looks pretty straight in this one.
>>71758924
>>71758950
How did they manage to make the character so awful?
In the books:
>Euron is pale and handsome with black hair and a dark beard. He wears a patch over his left eye, and is nicknamed '"Crow's Eye".
>According to Euron's nephew, Theon, the patch conceals a "black eye shining with malice".[5] His right eye is as blue as summer sky and is regarded as his "smiling eye". In addition, his lips are a pale blue, due to his propensity to drink shade of the evening.
>Euron is a wildly unpredictable man, known for his delight in playing vicious mind games and waging psychological warfare on anyone around him. He is hated by his brothers for this reason. He is a skilled warrior and manipulator and is cunning, shrewd and ruthless.
In the show:
>MUH BIG COCK
>>71759290
STAWP!
>>71759290
this anon >>71759048 is on suicide watch
>>71759290
look at how he's holding her, nobody's been that far from touching someone while actually touching them
>>71759290
DELETE THIS
>>71759290
>still thinking this was legit
>>71757378
Made this thingy a while back. Anyone else catch this?
>>71759290
>dark joints
What did she mean by this?
>>71759356
why did the hounds not leave their cages until it was narratively convenient
>>71759207
>of book Littlefinger. Book Littlefinger, in the book
Jesus fucking christ
>>71759349
Does he post on /got/? I bet he posts on /got/
>>71759248
>Nobody looks that gay in every fucking picture they've ever taken by coincidence.
I dont know what you're talking about this is the pinnacle of masculinity
you must mean arya or dany
>>71759502
i fucking hope he does
>Over a year wait for only 7 episodes
Thank you, Uncle Benjen.
>>71759533
wot
>>71759239
Are you fucking retarded? Everyone in the 7 Kingdoms knew that the Mad King needed to go and thats why most houses rebelled or completely stayed out of it.
Renly had no claim, and with the retarded idea saying people would love him more and Stannis is too much of a soldier he still would condemn thousands to die against a prime commander. Renly was a tyrell puppet and his claim was selfish and not thought out at all.
>>71757988
POTTERY
>>71759409
They were sleeping. Ramsi says "my Hounds" and they wake up, responding to their masters call. Realizing their cage is open, they then proceed to leave it and investigate the hunk of flesh strapped to a chair....or the writing/directing is just shit.
Too many inconsistencies and conveniences makes this show barely watchable at times. Varys being in Dorne, then back on a ship crossing the Sea from Mereen, is just another of the many retarded things that make up GOT.
Cudos for killing off almost half the cast in one episode though.
>>71758643
Thanks, was an interesting read
reminder that jon snow is the main character of a song of ice and fire
>>71759307
all true, but I actually liked the Damphair's speech, at least it was almost accurate
>>71759698
>Renly was a tyrell puppet
And Robert was a Lannister puppet. What is so bad about switching the Tyrells with the Lannisters? Seems like the 7 Kingdoms would be a much happier place to live without inbred Lions ruling over them.
>>71759779
>i enjoy the greyjoys
you cuck'd yourself son
Dead show
Seriously there's real shit happenning in the world right now. This show is a distraction
>>71759307
Whenever I read a summary of Euron, he sounds like the cringe-worthy brainchild of a fourteen year old, but in the actual book he comes across as legitimately unnerving and intimidating.
>>71759823
>literally me IRL
;^)
>>71759790
How was Robert a Lannister puppet when he was leading a rebellion without there help. Lannisters did not influence him into claiming the throne and only joined until they knew Robert was going to win. It's not about happier, he was doing something dishonorable just so people would have a nice king intentionally starting a civil war.
I understand he's your gay prince but think logically and you will know that Renly was fucking retarded and didn't even deserve Storms End.
So how did Arya learn to use the faces to disguise herself? How'd she get across the Narrow sea? And is this the beginning of how Arya saves the 7 Kingdoms by killing every "evil" character, leaving only the ice zombies for Jon and Danny?
>>71759833
Solid meme-ing bro. Have you heard of "knowyourmeme"? You should check it out.
>>71759872
TRIGGERED
>>71759860
>So how did Arya learn to use the faces to disguise herself?
She did it to kill Meryn Trant so she must have gained it while cleaning bodies and taking faces.
>How'd she get across the Narrow sea?
By boat she could have landed in the North at White Harbor and ride south to the Twins.
>>71759854
>only joined until they knew Robert was going to win
Not true. He only won because Tywin joined him after the Mad King and his son betrayed his trust.
Should I rewatch the LOTR trilogy now that the dust has settled on GoT? I haven't seen the director's cut.....
Also here's a .webm of my paraplegic cat
>>71759933
i do not like cats.
>>71759920
Robert was riding to King's Landing and would been at siege for months and easily taken it. The basically ended at the battle of the trident where Rhaegar fell. Mad King had no defenses and only allowed Tywin to enter cause Robert was already on his way to wreck his shit.
>>71759933
I love your paraplegic cat. where can i get one
>>71759920
Robert was clearly winning the war, especially after Rhaegar's defeat on the Trident.
Tywin only joined the fight after a clear winner had already been announced. His family had minimal losses because of it and gained an incredible amount of political power for it. Other than the Sack of KL, Lannisters were neutral throughout the Rebellion.
>>71759933
cute kitty
>>71759933
>double dubs
>cute cat
nice
>I like Euron Greyjoy
>>71759796
>i enjoy the greyjoys
get fucked moron, I said I liked the speech, kys tard
>Daenerys is the main villain
>I hope the White Walkers win in the end
>>71760033
.........this!
>Stannis is the One True King.
>>71760123
Man Brad is missing me hard, i'm still here tripfag never left buddy
this thread is deader than stannis
>>71760261
it always comes back
>>71760027
why would robert marry cersei
>>71760033
>>71760059
>>71760083
Bored Brad?
>>71759823
Honestly it just speaks to GRRM's writing style. There is a lot of batshit crazy and stupid shit in this series, but everything seems believable and every character does what he needs them to do.The exception is darkstar. fucking darkstar
>implying this isn't a Dany thread
>>71760347
The gold of castley rock maybe?
a formal alliance with Tywin lannister maybe?
Name on other candidate that would have been worth marrying
>>71760347
Lannisters were one of the most powerful post-rebellion houses. They didn't participate in the actual war, yet reaped all the benefits of victory thanks to the sack of KL.
Cersei was hot, and her family was rich and powerful; additionally, Lyanna was dead so a Stark/Baratheon option was off the table. Robert lost the woman he loved, so he married the hot rich girl because it made sense politically.
>>71760261
Thank you, Uncle Bradamante.
>>71760347
for drama
>robert obsesses over lyanna
>cersei obsesses over rhaegar
>rhaegar takes lyanna away from robert
>robert kills rhaegar but lyanna dies
>robert calls out lyanna's name (the girl rhaegar loved) on their wedding night
also probably because there were no other women from the major houses that rose up in rebellion that were available to be wed
>>71760427
bros live on, I knew it
>>71760459
Actually I'm a Jonbro, sorry ;^)
>>71760397
Kek. Dany looks like shes 13 y/o
>>71760469
>>71759502
You just know it... He has to... This isn't the only time he's semi-commented on a /got/ only meme.
He probably started all the Bran posting...
>>71760055
The dubs are real
How is Sansa a Cat replacement when he literally chose her over Cat? Cat was still alive when he set his sights on her so how does the "replacement goldfish" trope even apply?
is puppy here?
>>71760698
Sansa is just like Cat in every way. She would've lied to cover up Lysa's death and not shown any emotion when Rickon died too.
>>71760719
puppy who?
>>71758432
I burst out laughing. Thank you anon
I'm going to marry Maisie!
>>71760698
she's a cat replacement because once you get half way through ASOS and cat dies you think you're done with whiny stark chapters but then you turn the page and it's a sansa chapter
>>71760761
puppyfu
>it's a grrm dies episode
>>71760915
yes i'm here, sadly.
>>71760947
fight me brad.
>>71760987
Hahaha is that real? I wouldn't be surprised, she's such a dumb cunt.
>>71761007
i totally mixed those up wtf
>>71761007
i think you messed up your quotes there
>>71761029
I ALREADY KNOW THAT
>>71761007
looks like you accidentally mixed up your responses
>>71761007
>>71761024
>>71761029
>>71761048
>>71761066
Thanks, Uncle Benjen.
Has there ever been a weaker King?
>>71761101
Balon tbqh.
>>71760914
No, you aren't.
>>71761048
whoa i swear u gotta chill....
P R E S T O N
>>71761159
Why is she so cute.
>>71761241
i think she was underage there
>>71761292
w e w
>>71760375
Darkstar definitely does stick out. Though, the "I am of the night" line is slightly less stupid in the original context of comparing himself with "The Sword of the MORNING".
Still pretty bad, though.
>>71761007
Don't be sad.
>/got/ finally died
>>71761647
no, just sleeping
>>71761647
still here bud, just fucking around /got/ never really dies, just rests for a time.
I choose violins
T H I S
>>71761791
why?
just watch other stuff
>>71761831
Umm, because it's the best show in known history of mankind?
