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Military commanders of Westeros edition

>>71747545
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Azor Jon
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>>71751206
Ramsay's strategy was awful
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for the most intelligent king ever
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>>71751219

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Jonautist post and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass. Oh, we all know the meme. The "epic" Azor Jon meme isn't it? I imagine you laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fantasy show. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Jonautist NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Azor Jon." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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>>71751311
>hide in islands nobody cares about
>bitch about how the Old Way will make a return
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Rhaegar Waters, son of Bonifer Hasty, was a bastard.
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First for one true queen of westeros
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Azor Maisie!
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ACTUAL WESTEROS MILITARY COMMANDER POWER RANKINGS:

1. Stannis Baratheon
2. Randyll Tarly
3. Ned Stark
4. Robb Stark
5. Euron Greyjoy
6. Jon Connington
7. Roose Bolton
8. Tywin Lannister
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>>71751362
>tfw we will never see Essos again
>tfw we will never see Dany in Meereen/Vaes Dothrak again
that was my favorite plot 2bqh famalama
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>>71751417
randyll could absolutely rape stannis in the field, or in a siege

stannis is only better than randyll in naval warfare
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>>71751454
It's not even good in the books.
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>>71751454
can't take this post seriously


randyll is a minor character you gang of utter hipsters
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Thank you Uncle Benjen
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>>71751417
>0. Balon Greyjoy
you forgot one
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>and now it begins
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>>71751314
>>/out/
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Jon Snow. 3 letters in Jon, 4 letters in Snow. As we all know, 3 is the dialectical process of becoming. Our universe is 3, ever changing and moving forward, but to what? We have Snow, the letter 4, the smashing of the dialectic, the coming on of winter is to be found in the word's actual content. Jon Snow before his death was part of that dialectic, before winter, before the snow. Now he has been reborn as the great 4, the ultimate synthesis of the very dialectial process itself. No more becoming, no more change. How can anyone deny that Jon Snow is Azor Ahai reborn?
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Bran
>Trueborn son of Ned Stark and legal heir to Winterfell
>Can spy on his enemies in person, in both the past, and possibly the future without ever leaving the safety of the Godswood
>Can send psychic dreams to communicate with his allies and mislead his enemies
>Can destroy the minds of his enemies and forcibly bend them to his will
>Is an extremely powerful warg, and possibly the only line of defense against Danaerys and her army of eunuchs and rapists and sellswords
>Can traverse history regardless of distance and can retrieve the secret of Valyrian steel
>While it is possible (though far from certain) that he lacks the ability to produce an heir, he still has living relatives for the throne to pass to in the event of his death. Kings can also legally declare an heir in their will
>Moot point because it is likely he can attach himself to a heart tree and live forever

Jon
>Can walk
>Has experience leading a small group of men. They hated him so much they killed him.
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>>71751454
Even I dont think those plots were good
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Stannis is still alive! You hear me?
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>>71751454
>that was my favorite plot 2bqh famalama
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>>71751567
Bran sucks now. Let the Others take him for all I care.
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>>71751593
No.
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>rewatching season 1
>Catelyn actually believed Littlefinger that Tyrion gave his VALYRIAN STEEL dagger to some commoner to kill Bran with it
>She actually arrested Tyrion, without any authority

From 1 to Tully, just how retarded was she?
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>>71751539
Also, the movement from 3 to 4 is an increase. In terms of height, increase is ascension. When Jon Snow was reborn, he rose up from his death and ascended both physically and spiritually. With the coming of the Snow comes the 4, comes the ascension of Azor Ahai.
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>>71751648
>a woman being irrational
WOW WHAT A TWIST
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>>71751454
DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS """""""""""PLOT'"""""""""""" KILLED OUR TOP BRO' FOR NOTHING
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>>71751648
I'd rather a Targaryen bastard that takes after the Starks on Winterfell's seat than a Stark that takes after a Tully shit.
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>>71751454
Patrician
>>71751470
>>71751471
>>71751495
>>71751583
>>71751594
>>71751716
Hivemind plebs.
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>>71751454
i love these "Ancient Egypt" vibes in Meereen
and soundtrack in Vaes Dothrak is fucking amazing
>implying this isn't the best scenes of S5&6
https://youtu.be/jAk1japvt_0
https://youtu.be/Edumk2Y9YI4
https://youtu.be/JPmnQG8GHKg
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>>71751648
Well, to be fair, that absolutely happened. She just blamed the wrong Lannister. Besides, where else would Catspaw get a Valyrian steel dagger with a Dragonbone hilt? Did he bring it from home? Who but the Lannisters could afford to give something like that away? Her logic was fine.
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34st for Azor Anzu!
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>>71751517
http://pastebin.com/T7GKiKzc
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>>71751737
Just like his uncle!
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>>71751737
Yes, because the Targaryens are such reasonable people. It's not like it's canon that literally every third Targaryen is batshit crazy or anything.
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>>71751744
woops sorry guys I meant to post this on reddit how do I delete this comment?
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>>71751744
its 2 vs 6 here you objectively lose
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>>71751705
What this ultimately means in concrete terms is the end of the Night King, the end of winter and the beginning of the age of light, warmth, summer and fire. Jon casts the name Snow asunder and takes on his true name. As the new son of fire born in the Snow, he becomes the Son of Ice and Fire.
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>>71751852
this reads like really trash high fantasy fanfiction
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>>71751847
6 people saying 'triangles have four sides' doesn't mean that they do. You just have 6 morons, like you.
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>>71751756
Except that Tyrion is much smarter than that and she knows it. And it could have been someone trying to frame the Lannisters. Not to mention that any boy whore knows not to trust Littlefinger.
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>>71751648
To be fair, it was Littlefinger who told her that and she trusted him. To her he was still the boy she grew up with, the boy that loved her. So she had no reason to doubt what he said, she never heard any of the things he's done or his "Not trusting me was the smartest thing you've done since you climbed off your horse" comment. And she didn't plan to take Tyrion, he's the one who spotted her at the inn at the crossroads and as far as she knows this is the man who tried to kill her son. She didn't see Lysa's mental decline so she has no idea how irrational and paranoid she has become after reading the letter Lysa sent her. As far as she knows two people she deeply trusted have told the that the Lannisters are out to kill them.
Also
>Tyrion enters a relationship with a whore
>is mad when she acts like a whore
Catelyn aint the only stupid one around here
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>>71751765
w-what is d-dead may never die
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>>71751884
>this reads like a typical fantasy book

FTFY
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>>71751907
The most pathetic death
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>>71751901
True, many characters are dumb, but holy shit it is painful to watch Stark and Tully stupidity.
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Starkfags consistently prove themselves to be worst posters.

>Unironically shippers
>Obnoxious as fuck
>Want plebeian fantasy endings for their protagonists
>Think their favourite characters are "badass"
>Jontards delusionally think Jon is the messiah and force their obnoxious belief everywhere
>Sansafags are just obsessive Sophiefags that want to see her or imagine her getting fucked
>Branfags are faggots and pedophiles
>Argue autistically amongst themselves
>Defend every choice of their character even if it was wrong
>Hate on characters that are opposed to the Starks
>Jontards deny that Jon is a massive Gary Stu
>They care about some other of the least fascinating characters in the series

Literally every other Housefag is better than a Starkfag.
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>>71751755
S06E04 is my favorite desu
part on 1:45 is pretty based
https://youtu.be/msYkW4dtX6E
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>>71751254
And yet it was working.
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>>71751930
not as bad as Maegor the Cruel's

>killed by a fucking chair
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>>71751737

jon will sit at last hearth.

he'll come back to shit show sansa winterfell.
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>>71751940
I don't think that my brain can handle so much poetry.
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>>71751907
it's true. He was dead when his heir's dick and balls got cut off.
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>>71751454
We'll never see handsome Daario again
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>>71751884
It is what the evidence indicates. In plain terms, Jon stops the others.
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>>71751454
>that picture
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEEIT
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>>71751956
>believing that story

His KG got fed up and mutilated him.
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>>71751943
I wouldn't say dumb really.
They make mistakes but most of those mistakes are only obvious to us as the readers/viewers. They don't see inside the other characters heads or hear their conversations like we do so things like Jon not being Ned's son would never occur to Catelyn or their kids because they know him as an honorable man. But we get hints from him and other characters and we can put the pieces together in a way they can't. For the most part they make the best decisions they can with the information they have available.
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What offical position do these two have under the King Jon I government?
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>>71751973
Balon always considered Yara his true heir. He was truly the most progressive of the Kings.
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>>71751889
>Except that Tyrion is much smarter than that and she knows it
Does she? She knows that he reads a lot, but she's spent all of about five minutes with the man in her entire life. She suspected that House Lannister tried to kill her son, which they absolutely did, and she had a Lannister in front of her. What, you think she should have just let him go? Now to be fair, execution should never have been on the table, but that was crazypants Lysa's call, not Catelyn's. And Lysa was already in bed with Littlefinger and killed her own husbando on his behalf. For all we know he could have told her move to execute Tyrion so there would be one less intelligent person in King's Landing.
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>>71752018
>implying Egyptians were the only pyramid builders
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You just KNOW

Branfaggots BTFO
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>>71751946
>sansa stark is the only person bla bla bla
beside
-arya
-edd
-ygritte
-tormund
-benjen
-tyrion
-samwell

probably a few others I forgot
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>>71751946
I agree with you, but as someone who has studied /got/ to a pretty high academic level, I can tell you that salty Stannisfags are even worse.
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>>71752058
Davos is Hand of the King

Sansa is eventual broodmare
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I'm going to count how many posts before reddit is mentioned. Ironic replies to my post will not be counted.
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>>71752058
Cuck / Mindless Servant without Actual Motivations
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>>71751454
They all looked like bunch of savaged retards inhabiting someone else city, who build the Pyramids ? t
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>>71752058
Sansa : Rapetoy
Davos : Recruitment of Little Ladies for Jon's army
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>>71752065
I wasn't implying that, friend.

I've climbed one of those Aztec pyramids too. It was neat.

But no, they have to stay there, on that side of the wall.
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>>71751737
He looked more like Ned than any of hos real sons
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>>71751901
>Tyrion enters a relationship with a whore
>is mad when she acts like a whore

At least in the books Tyrion knows deep down that she's only with him for his money, as much as he tells himself otherwise.

While in the show we got the ridiculous SHAE DE FAHNNY HORE IN LARVE WITH TYRION
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>>71751206
>Ramsay
>anywhere near being comparable to Napoleon Bonaparte
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Since 80% of the wildling men died in the Battle of the Bastards, will the Northmen get their pick of wildling qts to replenish the ranks of the Free Folk?
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>>71752067
see
>>71751621
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>>71752196
>Since 80% of the wildling men died in the Battle of the Bastards, will the Northmen get their pick of wildling qts to replenish the ranks of the Free Folk?

What lands will Jon give the wildlings?
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>>71751954
>have field advantage
>sacrifice his own cavalry
>don't slaughter the Stark's cavalry with his spearmen
>let the time to the knights of the Vale to come from nowhere

Furthermore he can't blame De Grouchy
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>2 weeks after the last episode of the season
>/got/ isn't banned
Color me surprised
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>>71751940
is this much pottery even ELGAL??? damn!
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>>71752219
There are some deserted villages like where Olly used to live
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>>71752186
According to D&D he was a hair shy of it. Westeros should count itself lucky that the nigh unstoppable Ramsay never had aspirations for conquest.
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>>71751523
>When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were
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>>71752219
umber and karstark lands ofc

bolton lands further south so too valuable to left to wildings to defend

would station a northern coalition at dreadfort and maybe give to a new lord in 10-15 years when everything settles down
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>>71751940
Thousands of ceramists died to craft this much pottery.
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>>71752016
>Jon stops the others.

I don't think so. This doesn't seem to be GRRM's angle.

Yes, Preston is a lunatic who's wrong about more than half of his theories.

But in this particular case, I think he's absolutely right about the fundamental message ASOIAF is trying to send, and how the series will end:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16E_Zn0P6yY

(from 11:52 – 14:00)
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>>71751737
Why not both?
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>7 out of three episodes are shit per season

Why is this allowed?
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>>71752273
we wew not thew
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>>71752318
Well, my personal theory is that Sophie Turner is a vapid slag whose opinions don't count for all that much.
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>noo

What did he mean by this?
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What was /tv/'s legit reaction to this scene?
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IT'S OUT!

IT'S OUT!

IT'S OUT!

CHECK HIS BLOG!~
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>>71752058
Broodmare, Queen, eventual mother of Jon's seven children

Hand of the King
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>>71752406
stahp
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>>71752333
>7 out of three
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>>71752398
exceeding joy
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>>71752398
*farts*
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>>71752376
>Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him.
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>>71752398
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>>71752398
ALLAHU AKBAR going by the live thread
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>>71752398
AHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME SEVEN
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>>71752383
And that has what to do with my image?
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If we get a Robert's Rebellion Spin-Off, how many times will Bobby B fart per episode?
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>>71752398
Huh cool...OH SHIT that explosion was bigger than I expected. Oh shit you got crushed by the bell. King suicide...meh.

Honestly the scene with the nun and Robert was much more intense, that door closing not knowing for how long she would be tortured/raped.

That was true horror, not that CGI explosion.
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>>71752398
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>>71752398
MFW
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>>71752398
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>>71752445
ow nees do nah bend easiwy
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>>71752398
2 weeks later, it's still hurts.

When will it end ?
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>>71751417
Robb stark was probs more cunning than ned in the field
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>>71752506
She's a whore you'll get over it, it was about time the show got some fresh meat.
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>>71752398
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>>71752506
there was no body
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What do you guys think about season 7 coming out in June as opposed to April?
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>>71752067
>you just KNOW

hmm no not buying it
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>>71751621
Bearding much?
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>>71752506
2 weeks later, it's still hurts.
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>>71752398
>Lord Stark

AND WHO

ARE YOU
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>>71752550
I would probably shitpost very hard about this
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>>71752333
>230% of episodes are shit per season
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>>71752550
I'd rather the show come out as late as possible to be honest, gives more time for the Winds of Winter to maybe get released, and if it's not starting during exam season I can actually study properly next year
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>>71752551
He's even got that sassy gay fuccboi look IN. THAT. PICTURE.

Nope. Not buying it at all.
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>>71752511
Why?
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>>71751254
And what the fuck was with Jon not actually employing the tactics that he discussed with his sister prior to the battle? He said that they'd set up pikes and trenches to prevent a cavalry charge but didn't do either.

And none of the fucking wildlings had real armour; Ramsey could easily have massacred them with his bowmen from a distance, they had the fucking higher ground to shoot from. And fucking Rickon running in a straight line.

This series was absolute garbage.
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>>71752613
You still think the book is coming out?
That is cute....really really cute
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>tfw no more The Normies episodes until next year
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>>71752579
DELETE THIS

THE REACH REMEMBERS
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>>71752613
Season 7 being delayed to June doesn't make TWoW come out any faster.

We all know TWoW won't come out until season 8 is done.
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>>71752627
That whole battle bothered me, but so have all of the battles in GoT.

I did like the Jon 'drowning' part though, I thought it added some really good tension to the fight.
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>>71751417
>Ned that high
>No Bobby B
>Roose on it all
>Euron instead of Victorian

Come on man
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>>71752627
WORST
SERIES
EVER
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>tfw more spicy Preston videos about the books now that his showfag videos are done for the year

can't wait for his Aeron chapter analysis
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>>71752544
There was a shitload of fire tho
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>>71752406
HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING
FIRST PRINTING OF THE WINDS OF WINTER IS IN HIS LIVING ROOM
GRRM HAS DELIVRARD
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>>71752506
>>71752579
>implying

Fucking Tyrell shits

rip in piece based Kevan, you will be missed ;________;
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Making promise to me, Nid.
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>>71752406
>>71752751
TWOW MAILED TO PUBLISHERS!

IT'S GOING TO BE ON SHELVES SOON!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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>>71752802
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
ITS TRUE!!
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>>71752781
He was a good boy, he could not survive.
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>>71752862
provide proof
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>>71752406
>>71752751
>>71752802
You do realize that everyone on /got/ right now was also on /got/ yesterday and last week and last month and last year and 5 years ago?

After posting it 5 times literally everyone on /got/ saw it, so the next 500 times won't really fool anyone.
>>
>>71752575
they posted it just to fuck with people. these bitches is bearding
>>
>>71752406
>>71752751
>>71752802
>>71752862
embarrassing
this is some Jonautist tier samefagging
>>
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>>71752550
Just makes more time for leaks
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>>71752889
He was a traitor to his family, just like his pussy of a son.
>>
All memes aside. Are we ever going to see APOS?
>>
>>71752862
>implying TWOW won't have flaming sword as cover
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>>71752923
Did he rape the ginger later?
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>>71752916
>blaming 'are Kevan for Cersei's fuckups upon fuckups
>>
>>71752936
fucking jonfag

grrm has confirmed that the Horn cover is the legit cover for the book
>>
>>71752923
Looks more like that cunt Karstark
>>
If you were Jon, would you rather breed Arya or Sansa?
>>
>>71752923
I don't think that's GRRM
>>
>>71752998
Only Val
>>
>>71752998
Arya
Stick 'em with the pointy end
>>
>>71752916
See>>71752977
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>>71752982
>flaming sword
>he automatically assumes we're talking Jon
Seems you already accepted Jon as out lord and savior, Azor Ahai reborn.
>>
>>71752990
you some kind of foreign bitch?
>>
>>71752998
Arya: the Queen of Love and Beauty.
>>
Kino Music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjY28dp3g_E
>>
>>71752898
>>71752900
retards
>>
>>71752065
at least the mexicans actually were kangs ese
>>
>>71752998
dany.
if I had to choose one of the ones you posted, arya
>>
Quick! Post the biggest mistakes in the series.
>Robb not listening to Cat about sending someone else other than Theon to Balon.
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>>71752998
Arya always.
>>
>>71751463
what is storms end?
>>
>>71753117
Wanna stick her with my pointy end
>>
>>71753108
thats ma boy
>>
>>71753112
>Robert making everyone leave before writing his will
>>
>>71753112
Tyrion bringing Shae to King's Landing, and focusing all his efforts on undermining Cersei rather than paying attention to Varys and Littlefinger playing him like a fiddle
>>
>>71752862
>>71752802
>>71752751
>>71752406

I almost had hearth attack you little shit
fuck you
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>>71751593
don't be an autist true Stannis is still going strong
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>>71753155
your fireplace was attack you?
>>
So, what's the official word? Is Bran not gay anymore?
>>
>>71752406
>>71752751
>>71752802
>>71752862
TWOW IS OUT!

PRE-ORDER ON AMAZON.COM!
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>>71753155
never trust a hearth, shifty bastards all of them
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Post Varys.
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>>71752263
>according to D&D

yeah also shadow the hegehog is the bestest ever fighter because i write fanfic w/him when i was 12
>>
>>71753226
maybe bicurious

but yeah he's straight

it's common for british boys to be very camp, effeminate and metrosexual without ever being attracted to guys.
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>>71753244
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>>71753244
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>>71753112
Eddard not telling Robb to support Stannis
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>>71753263
>it's common for british boys to be very camp, effeminate and metrosexual without ever being attracted to guys.

lmao where did you pull this fact from

how would a non-brit like you even know haha
when I was growing up camp and gay kids got horribly bullied and I doubt its much different now
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>>71753112
introducing these three
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>>71753264
that bump is actually ad libbed

great varys
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>>71753264
i never noticed this
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>>71753263
>british boys
Only fookin' toffs, mind.
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>>71752406
>>71752751
>>71752802
>>71752862
>>71752898
>>71753155
>>71753228
>mfw bookfags will NEVER EVER get TWOW
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>>71753244
>tfw no Chronicles of Young Varys in Pentos
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>>71753323
I'm not going to lie. I need the bad pussy.
>>
>>71753263
wew every word of this comment is wrong
>>
>>71753356
looks like some anime shit
>>
>>71753340
I hope not. I want to able to browse the internet without getting spoiled. It was fine when the show wasn't as popular, but now there's gonna be clickbait article spoiling shit the same day the book is released
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>>71753323
can't fucking stand the man-heads face or their stupid plastic weapons with an edge about an inch thick
>>
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>>71753321
As someone who has studied British Culture to a very high academic level, I can tell you that many young lads like to indulge their feminine side.
>>
LMAO I just remembered that the slavers in the books wax their hair to look fucking spiky and shaped like animals

grrm is an absolute madman when it comes to writing cultures
>>
>>71752923
i go to university with this guy

well, went, we both graduated this year
>>
>>71753428
ur chatting out your arse lad
>>
>>71753244
>>
>>71753340
retard

>>71753407
then don't browse the internet for the 7-10 days the book is out
>>
>>71753428
Yeah, the indulge it by poking things in each others bumholes and pretend it's just a phase
>>
>>71753152
>implying that anyone but Ser Barristan would have given a shit
>>
>>71753452
Proud of you x
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>>71753428
as an american theres a lot of feminine guys like that here as well. theyre gay.
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>>71753024
it's a homeless man sat outside kings cross tube station
>>
>>71753474
>then don't browse the internet for the 7-10 days the book is out
The book is only out for a week?
>>
>>71753474
>>71753407
NEVER
EVER
>>
>>71753509
Could have also gotten more people there.
>>
>>71751946
Edd and Tormund made him smile right after he got fucking ressurrected.


they are true bros, and they haven't even tried to kill Jon.
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>>71752300
>that music

based. probably preston's finest moment.
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TWOW is never coming out
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>>71753044
>>71753047
>>71753068
>>71753108
>>71753117
So I get Sansa all to myself? Nice
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>>71753226
hes a rich posh kid who wears prada, posts pics of himself making out with female friends just to get a rise out of people, and is also an actor

so probably gay
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>>71753621
nope
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Reminder that he isn't appearing on the show ever again.
>>
Why can't Dany just marry Daario ?
>>
>>71753691
neither is this guy
>>
>bastard
>manlet
>tiny pecker
No wonder he doesn't want to be brought back to life.
>>
>>71753706
Politics mon frere.
>>
>>71753665
I'll just set some branches on fire outside the door while I fuck and breed Sansa.

kept away wights, will damn sure keep away Hound
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>>71753706
She could if she really wanted to.
>>
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Who /nightking/ here?
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>>71753706
It's about societal standing.
Dany marrying a sellsword of low-birth isn't just embarassing it would be insulting for her to marry him and for him to expect any kind of servitude from the Lord of the 7 Kingdoms. If they bow to Dany then they must bow to Daario as King Consort and expected to bow or serve someone without any noble blood is insulting.
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>>71753706
why would she?
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Jaime...my name is Jaime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smljMFBMdUA
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>>71753706
She doesn't really want to.

She's not in love with him, just really likes his dick
>>
>>71753706
>marrying some sellsword nobody
>marrying someone from a well known westerosi and creating an alliance which will further strengthen her reign as queen
pick one
>>
reminder that all three Lannister siblings are kinslayers

>Tyrion killed Tywin and Joanna
>Jaime killed Alton
>Cersei killed Kevan and Lancel

house lannister is cursed as fuck now
>>
>>71753994
rip lamsters
>>
>>71751417
Nah dude according to show at least

1. Robb stark
2. Ramsey snow
3. Tywin lannister
4. Stannis baratheon
5. Jon snow
6. Tyrion lannister
7. Cersie lanniste
8. Ned stark
9. Russ bolton
10. Jamie lannister
-----------------
9001. Danyries targarion
>>
>>71754053
only a jonautist would rank jon so high
>>
>>71754084
>>
>>71754084
that's all the truth i know
>>
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>>71753733
>mon frere.
>>
>>71751454
I hear ye

>top tier
Meereen and shit, King's Landing, Beyond the Wall

>mid tier
the north, the wall itself

>low tier
braavos, everything else

>oh shit nigger what are you doing tier
dorne
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>HE AVENGED THE RED WEDDING BY KILLING SOMEBODY WHO HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT

What did he mean by this?
>>
>>71754276
he brought peace to the north
>>
>>71754276
because he killed the boltons i guess?
>>
>>71754276
Ramsay Bolton was in league with the Freys and Lannisters.
Who don't watch the show, why post here then?
>>
look how young Varys was
>>
>>71754276
>KILLING
>>71754320
>killed

jon has never killed a single bolton
>>
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>Jorah Mormont returns with a volcano arm
>marries Dany to create an alliance with the Stark/Mormont controlled north since Jon Snow married Lyanna Mormont

Is this the happiest ending?
>>
>>71753321
>camp and gay kids got horribly bullied and I doubt its much different now
Isaac only started studying drama to get out of football practice if that tells you anything...
>>
>>71754358
He looks the same only with hair...
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>>71754358
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>>71754384
I would be very happy for Jorah. not gonna lie
>>
>>71754491
he looks like a classy pornstar
>>
>>71754276
>HE AVENGED THE RED WEDDING BY SUICIDALLY MARCHING AGAINST A MAN THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT AND BEING RESCUED BY PETYR BAELISH

What did he mean by this?
>>
>>71754530
B-BUT HE IS THE WHITE WOLF
>>
>>71754530
dnd are hacks
>>
>>71754276
He captured Winterfell from Bolton shit hands and took down Ramsay Bolton himself, Boltons shits BTFO in the North, the North they got awarded with for Roose stabbing Robb in the heart
>>
why aren't my filters working? i can still see brad posts ffs

do i need to get 4chan x or something?
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>>71754491
>>71754358
Conleth posts are best
>>
>>71754416
Ramsay Bolton is the son of Roose Bolton. You don't recall how him and Ramsay planned against the Stark with the help of the Lannisters?

You know what no one's that retarded you're a troll.
>>
>>71754595
Filter by their name and you're all good.

There are variants now when it comes to trip, name cares care of that shit.

Watch out for the bradamantes with accents over the vowels and bradamantes that are misspelled (bradmante for example)
>>
>>71752058

waifu whisperer and cumslut
>>
I ordered one of these.
>>
>>71754656
*takes care of that shit
>>
>>71752398

unimaginable joy
>>
>>71754681
very nu-male
>>
Stephen Dollar, why is he a perpetually low energy actor, lads? Saw him on The Tunnel, it is the same anemic performance. The man has no chutzpah, lads is what I am saying.
>>
>>71751417
ACTUAL WESTEROS MILITARY COMMANDER POWER RANKINGS:
1. Everyone who's alive now
=massive power gap=
999. Everyone who's dead
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>>71754656
still doesn't seem to work.
>>
>>71751716
saaaaave me gray worm
>>
>>71754721
Dillane*

stupid autocorrect, you see
>>
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>>71754707
>nu-male
>>
>>71754737

shit's going down in dallas protests, cops shot
>>
>>71754776
woops wrong thread
>>
>>71754681
Why? It's summer. And that jacket is ugly. Does it even say GoT on it? People are just going to assume you're some kind of nu-male faggot.
>>
>>71754737
Try not specifying board and try and see if you can close the thread, then reopen it in a new tab from the catalog
>>
>>71754681
looks pretty nu-male 2bh
>>
>>71754737
Did you refresh the page?
>>
>>71754775
doesnt stop it being a gay coat m8
>>
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>>71754804
>>71754821
>nu-male
>>
>>71754776
>shit's going down in dallas protests, cops shot
Gonna need a sauce on dat, showsauce if possible
>>
Who would wear this?
>>
>>71754812
'ey it worked. Thank you. Never have to see the faggot's posts again.
>>
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>>71754859
http://www.wfaa.com/news/protests-of-police-shootings-in-downtown-dallas/266814422
>>
>>71754870
Nu-males.
>>
>>71754851
That is, honest to god, the face I picture whenever reading your posts, Brada.
>>
>>71754880
tanks
>>
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>>71754870
no but i would wear my night's watch shirt
>>
Someone make a new thread
>>
>>71754870
Muslims
>>
>>71754876
Happy to help
>>
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>>71754917
lolwut

i look nothing like that
>>
>>71754870
I have a house stark T-shirt where inside the wolf symbol is a map of the north and it says "winter is coming" on it

I didn't buy it for myself but I wear it in public all the same
>>
MIGRATE

>>71751259
>>71751259
>>71751259
>>71751259
>>
>>71754931
Based.
>>
>>71754575
This. It's not that hard to understand.
>>
>>71753321
>>71753390
>>71753339
>>71753464

Buttblasted british sissies spotted.
>>
>>71754931
Why don't they make a Funko Bran? They have Hodor. They have an itty bitty Tyrion. Why does everyone hate Bran so much?
>>
>>71754424
LMFAO
>>
>>71755037
maybe he'll get one this year since hes the three eyed raven n shit now
>>
>>71755033
are you an effeminate britbong who's still in denial about your own homosexuality?
>>
>>71755103
Buttblasted British sissy spotted.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w9D9VTRnV8

Oh how fun! The little pawns are playing their war games again...

Step aside pleb scum, send a crow to yo momma Little Finger is in town, im here to take the iron throne right out of your hands, oops I mean hand "kingslayer" you back stabbin bitch look like the faggot prince from Shrek oh yeah I went there, and while we are on the subject lets talk about all the Lanysters a drunk dwarf, whore sister, bitch ass sons and incest, you have more problems than Varys tryin to get a bj.

Jon Snow you know nothing! But know this imma fuck Sansa senseless, fuck that wolf pussy till I have my heirs then throw the babies
to the Lord of Light, watch em scream while the North is mine, keep your whore sister as a sex slave till I discard her, leave her body on a steak winter aint comin.

I cannot be beat it cannot be done, I got plans for my plans and backup plans for my other plans, you see how your head goes round and round? Thats called mind games....sighh...nevermind.

As I was saying I will rule this shit when the time's appropiate, but for now im gonna chill out fuck some hoes and smoke opium, watch you beasts play warrior from the comfort of my chataeau, I wear silk pijamas I dont need an armor, I can destroy an entire army with the right words.

Now run along and tell the tale of how I served you, how you stood hopeless while I lyrically shredded you, pray to old and new gods that I dont end you, time to take my leave this throne has ONE heir.
>>
gotta get it to bump limit
>>
>>71755037
They don't have Varys either.
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