Is this the ultimate teen fantasy movie?
Fellowship of the Ring.
CLASSIC
>Better than Weird Science
>>71750827
>get in shower with that hot bitch
>don't even fuck her
>don't even take their boxers off
Shit movie mate.
>you just realized that this girl is the same girl Luke Wilson bangs in Old School
>>71750978
And Jack Bauer created with his seed
>>71750978
holy shit
>>71750913
Did you really want to see Anthony Michael Hall ass?
No question they got to fuckin' later on. Just alluded too, is all.
Girl Next Door was a rip off of a much better movie, Risky Business
Saw this in theater. Good movie all imo. Well done and funny. I mean it was done well for the type.
>>71750827
>learn to be a true casanova by acting normal around women who, burping and farting will still be charming and mildly magical
>being yourself is being cute if you go with it
>>71750978
>>71751642
>people dont know Elisha Cuthbert
she was a 10/10 before she fucked the NHL and got old
>>71750978
remember her as the popular mechanics tv qt
>>71751890
still a solid 8 though
>tfw you looked up all the girls in it to see if they really are pornstars
none of them were ;_;
not even just teen fantasy. I saw my dad jerking off to the dream sequence where she starts to blow the dad and have sex with the mom
>>71750690
/thread
>>71750798
me on the left
>>71750675
Fuck no she didn't even show her tits. It's the ultimate blueballs garbage I wish I never watched.
>>71752488
how big was your dad's cock?
>>71751890
underage fags man. Anyone who was a teen during 2003 or so probably heard of her. Unless they didn't have internet or something
>>71752488
>I saw my dad jerking off
And how was that for you?
>>71751890
jesus christ she is so fucking cute!
>>71750798
>you're a wizard harry
Seriously I bought the dvd because the cover had this cardboard jacket that strongly implied the main girl was going to be naked
>she wasn't
>mfw that was the LAST dvd I ever bought for that reason
Take that kikes,where are your shekels now???
>>71753194
I was pretty much in love with her desu
>>71753262
muh heart
>>71752488
Why didn't you offer your dad a blowjob?
>>71750798
>My favorite person we talked to [at Sundance] was a lady that came up on stage afterwards, which she wasn’t supposed to do. And she goes, “I know I am not supposed to be up here but I have one friend who can fart in front of me and I have another friend who can’t and I know he would be so much happier if he could.” Then she just started crying and Paul Dano gave her a big hug. We all sort of left the stage shell-shocked, like “Did that really happen?”
>>71753442
hhhhnnngggg
>supposed to believe that this hot ass girl, pornstar or not, is interested in this manlet nerd
4chan taught me better than that.
>>71750675
hands down best dance sequence in a movie ever
>>71753668
JACK
DAD
>>71750675
I'm glad that actresses that try to play the "sexy" role that don't show their tits just disappear nowadays
Jessica Alba was around way too long
>>71753127
around 7 inches probably
>>71753135
fine. didnt take that long, he finished pretty quickly
>>71753521
im more of a watcher
>>71753758
>tfw manlet
>tfw kissless virgin
ur right
>>71750675
i loved this movie; it was everything risky business should have been
watched it with parents when i was 11
>>71751750
More like Frisky Business, amiright?
![superbad[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BiQaTN0.jpg "superbad[1].jpg")
Nah, this is
I've probably fapped more to these few seconds than to hours of porn
>>71750827
Came in here to post this.
>>71753668
>>71753858
why don't you just develop a healthy Napolean complex? of course height and dick size turn bitches on but so does power.
>>71754245
I've fapped to the limo sex scene half a dozen times.
I remember having butterflies in my stomach everytime she was on screen. She must have been my first celebrity love
>>71754310
My brother in masturbation
>>71754278
>>71753668
>>71754245
>>71754278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOwjqR81Zcs
>When you first watched it you thought you'd have a college crush/relationship with a solid 7 and a tiny bit of adventure as well but it never happened
>>71753115
Totally forgettable movie because of the lack of tits
>>71754299
its hard to gain power when short lol
unless ur talking about getting built in which case im too lazy
She was hot af in the first season of 24. She starting aging after that though.
>>71750675
I didn't know how to feel about Timothy Olyphant after this film
>>71754653
She was hotter in the 2nd season
The dream bit cracked me up
>>71750675
>not Cool World
>>71750675
Fapkino
>>71755040
Basinger in that movie is top tier.
>mfw find out she's from Georgia and didn't know it for longest time
>>71754245
too fast and choppy
>>71751890
The entire NHL? Jesus
>>71755265
google it
<3
>a qt this boopable will never ride you
>>71755495
>>71756068
>>71756411
Stop bumping this garbage thread with this pg-13 junk
>>71753965
Yes
>>71754245
Fuck that brings me back, fapped to this scene a good bit myself. Still gets me hard
>>71756514
>being angry and gay
Eliesha Cuthbert is the cherry pie music video girl of the early 2000s
>>71756639
nice thumbnail
>>71756639
give it a couple more years and she could be 'stacy's mom'
>>71750675
is it just me or does she look a lot older in the poster?
>>71754392
the limo scene was one of the worst parts in my opinion
>>71750675
It's the ultimate cuck movie.
Speed Racer wanting a pornstar's sloppy seconds makes him a cuck.
>>71753813
But she's a billionaire now.
>>71759591
Alba hasn't aged as badly as Cuthbert though
>>71754278
>I'm all wet can I come in
>>71754676
The based
>>71750675
Red Dawn
>>71761983
>>71761983
>>71762042
>>71753965
fuck this overhyped shit.
god, it was boring and has the lame fucking SNL humor that has plagued all of the movies all the actors in this film star in.
worst mafia of actors since Sandler's
>>71762141
lmao funny fat guy
>>71759032
It's pretty odd to marry a virgin in a first world country, so according to you first world countries are cucks. Also pornstars fuck men that pass healt inspections almost every day. The only difference with girls out there and a pornstard is that pornstards did it on camera and got paid for it
She was so hot back in the days of my childhood
>>71762370
For about five minutes there she was the hottest thing on the planet
>>71762529
i had a MAD obsession for her as kim in 24, kinda lost touch with reality and figured i had to save her from that guy in the bunker
season 2 24 kim best elisha desu
>>71762547
>season 2 24 kim best elisha desu
The killer dad, the cougar and the weird loner dude were her best storylines
>>71754676
I thought he was fucking funny as hell
>>71750675
perfekt
Does she look like Delta White or is it just me?
perfect
>>71762838
certain features are similar but they still dont look alike
tiiight as fuck
jesus christ an aubrey plaza thread and now an elisha cuthbert thread
my dick can't handle it.
>>71763005
>>71763043
it would be fapable if not for this faggot
boop
>>71756622
Holy fuck 10/10
>>71763060
I want to sniff her cunt in those panties
>5'3"
>blonde hair, blue eyes
>thick
she became perfect
>>71763191
Where did those cow tits come from?
>>71763191
I want to throw her around the bed
>>71762292
With the destigmatization of premarital sex (and pornography), I think men in first world countries have been conditioned to be cucks, to be accepting of women who have fucked other strange men.
What difference does it really make if a girl has fucked 100 guys before you, or 100 guys while she's with you? Both are from an atttitude of "I don't care who she fucks, as long as I get a turn."
In the movie, Emile Hirsch dreams of being with a pornstar (although I think he doesn't know she's a pornstar at first), a woman who gets paid to fuck strange men. Maybe he thinks that makes her some kind of expert at sex, but it really just shows how low his standards are.
In a way the movie is similar to Pretty Woman. Richard Gere is a huge cuck, he falls for an actual prostitute, and he thinks a woman who has fucked who-knows-how-many strange men is deserving of being treated like Cinderella.
Women want to be be able to fuck as many men as possible, and still retain their sexual market value. In that way, Pretty Woman and The Girl Next Door are the ultimate female fantasies.
>>71763191
MOMMY
Easily 10/10
>>71763272
hello autism my old friend
>>71763292
It's just an analysis, shitface. Where's the autism?
>>71763292
do you think guys who want to actually fuck pornstars are not cucks?
>>71763272
>With the destigmatization of premarital sex (and pornography), I think men in first world countries have been conditioned
jordan schlanksy is that you
>>71750798
Ah shit I just realized that was Classic Paul Dano
>>71763338
I'd sure as hell like to fuck a pornstar if I'm guaranteed to not catch an STD. If you want to lose your virginity someday you're gonna have to stop putting pussy on a pedal stool.
>>71763323
You have to not have autism to notice it I'm afraid.
>>71763382
>if I'm guaranteed to not catch an STD
you have a much lower risk of catching an STD from a porn star or a sex worker (i.e. a prostitute) than from a random slut you meet at a club and take home for a one night stand. at least porn stars and sex workers get tested regularily whereas that random slut literally never gets herself tested.
>>71763406
So you're a wonder of nature, huh, tard boy?
>>71763217
she always had the proportions she was just too disgustingly skinny when she was younger
She ruins like the entire first 3 seasons of 24.
>>71763446
HOLY GOD MY DICK
>>71763462
Jack plz go
>>71763506
Yeah that plotline where she's being chased by mountain lions in suburban LA after being randomly kidnapped by two mexicans was a great subplot.
>>71763446
>disgustingly skinny
She's always been great, and "disgustingly skinny" is just stupid, homo
>>71750675
Arabian Nights directed by Pier Paolo Pasolini.
>>71763553
She ran into a single mountain lion after running from a car. Then it walked off. She did a really funny interview about that scene a few years back.
>>71763382
I'm not a virgin, but I did lose my virginity to one.
Why would you want to dive into a swimming pool of semen, that is a pornstar's vagina?
Sure, women love to say "vaginas are self-cleaning" (which is just a nicer way of saying the lining oozes out every month). But it's still lick licking a public toilet after it's just been cleaned. How can you get the image of what's been there out of your head?
>>71763428
Maybe if you're talking about HIV. Not HPV (which can cause cancer).
>>71763462
is 24 actually worth watching at this point if you've never seen it?
>>71763446
Is this...is this titcow?
>>71763636
Yes, but in a beach setting it's known as a mammary manatee
>>71763632
Yes.
You'll be able to answer such questions as
>WHERE'S THE BOMB?
>WHERE'S THE POISON GAS?
>WHERE'S THE DETONATOR?
>WHERE'S THE VOLUME CONTROL ON MY VOICE?
>>71763632
24 is fucking gold m8
>>71763272
>What difference does it really make if a girl has fucked 100 guys before you, or 100 guys while she's with you?
that before you she wasn't WITH you, faithfulness and commitment, retard.
>>71750675
Definitely. Also add Weird Science to the list.
>>71763663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfSp5euB5AQ
>THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US
>>71763632
fuck she is cute!
>>71763671
Faithfulness is so she doesn't fuck other guys.
If you don't want her to fuck other guys, why be okay with her fucking 100 guys (or even one guy) before you?
>>71763700
>She has to be faithful to me even before the met me
Kek, nice fantasy world you live there
Also, if a girl has been with 100 dudes (which I doubt, there aren't that many male pornstars in USA) and decides to settle with you, that says a lot of you, basically that you're better than 100 guys
>>71763729
Better at supporting her lmao
>>71763729
I don't want to pull out the charts about non-marital sex partners, but basically they compare their current partner to all their past partners and are more unhappy as a result.
And it means 100 guys didn't see enough in her to stick around, so why are you settling for her?
How long can you last /tv/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GvSs4bMujI
Risky Business was better
>>71763632
YES
>>71764077
Well, yes. But Cuthbert > De Mornay
>>71764077
Is it risky because she's a disease-riddled whore?
>>71764077
Watching it for the first time right now. Seems pretty good so far.
>>71751890
I knew her from popular mechanics for kids
>>71753849
>catch your father jerking off
>keep watching
