I honestly feel the need to apologise to Snyder after I watched the extended version.
No apology necessary
Just spread the Gospel
>>71740776
>>71741006
>pirate Deathman V Murderman
> movie barely scrapes even
>kills Zack Snyders career
>"I-I r-really s-should apologise"
>>71740776
But from that scene onward the theatrical was better.
I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS WHEN I'M WITH UBut I love it
>>71740776
best capefilm ever made IMO
Why? It's still extremely bloated. Horrendously edited. Poorly cast. Baldly acted. Lazily written. Painstakingly dull. Unbelievably boring. Unnecessarily broody. Terribly paced. And that is just the first hour, there is still two more hours left.
The shear number of pointless subplots are simply staggering. Plot holes? You mean mystery elements. The fact that someone read the script and decided it was worthy of spending over 250 million to bring it to the screen boggles my mind. This is what happens when you take five different scripts that have no sense of correlation. Did editing and streamlining the story not cross anyone's mind.
The production is big on making terrible decisions and this is clearly evident in the casting. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luther is laughably bad giving his rejected Social Network performance as twitching Mark Zuckerberg. Gal Gadot is by far the biggest miscast. Most people complained when she cast due to her poor physicality and zero resemblance to Wonder Woman. Those points are fine, but the biggest drawback is that she's frankly not a good actress. She has the emotional range of a potato. Her big reveal in costume is complete with a 'cool' guitar rift like it's some Robert Rodriguez film. During action scene she is replaced by her cgi double which obviously looks bigger and muscular in comparison to Gal Gadot's actual physical appearance. I just couldn't help by have a good chuckle at that.
>>71741376
The biggest misstep in the entire production is the appointment of Zack Snyder as director. It seem like he just walked of the set of making Watchmen and nobody seemed to tell him that he wasn't contracted to direct a lackluster patchwork Watchmen sequel. An opening scene that features Jeffrey Dean Morgan being killed with a slo-mo shot of a shell casing exiting a gun; the government against masked vigilantes, a powerful god-like superhuman figure; a man that dresses in a black costume and fights crime with gadgets coming out of retirement; the death of a famous hero; not one, but three funeral scenes. How is this not recycling elements of Watchmen.
Zack Snyder has the inability to direct scenes where no action takes place and he can't mask it with stylish cgi backgrounds like he did in 300. Simply put when there's no explosions it dull and boring. Simple character interactions prove to be a struggle for a director who still gets his philosophy for his movies from teenage web forums. Religious references that completely lack subtlety and elegance doesn't make you movie 'intellectual'.
Other grievances include: a scene and a plot point that revolves around urine; Lex Luther's so called evil plan; Knightmare; a hyped fight that just ends up being a normal fistfight; and actual teaser trailers for future movies in the franchise.
>>71740776
It's like a Michelangelo painting come to life. No other movie will come close to what BvS achieved.
>>71741416
>>71740776
>copying famous painters makes Zack a genius.
that makes him a Hack, actually.
You're not alone.
http://dccomicsmovie.com/the-internet-has-begun-to-apologize-to-zack-snyder-for-all-the-hate/
http://comicdrops.com/2016/07/01/the-world-is-apologizing-to-zack-snyder/
http://www.screengeek.net/2016/07/01/internet-apologizes-to-zack-snyder-over-batman-v-superman/
http://www.gamezone.com/news/fans-apologize-to-zack-snyder-after-watching-ultimate-cut-of-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-3441211
how the fuck do i stream the good shit without going google insane?? I'm not made of computers, give a guy a hand with some salsa. I wanna get in on the debate
DCucks are the worst. BvS is crap and flopped hard. Have some self-respect and stop spamming about this shit-tier flick.
>>71742252
>stream
so first week on the internet? try the pirate bay.
>>71740776
even Gadots acting is terrible when she's not speaking kek
>>71742252
and if someone asks why I don't just torrent then they can go live in the middle of nowhere and try live off 2 nuggets of internets an hour like me
>>71742252
you could like, you know, like, buy it , you massive dick smoker.
>>71742322
honestly anon. If I could, I would
>>71742408
closest place i could is an hour away, plus, y'know, the internet...
