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>review embargo pushed back to the release date

final nail in the coffin, guys
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>>71739360
you think that was the highest downvoted movie on yuotube ever...

but the slightest thing of a review embargo pushed back...


final nail

suicide watch
not even the unfunniest one of them on SNL talking about race, in a movie that clearly has her making a race joke.
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>>71739360
Keep telling yourself that white boi ;)
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a review embargo on anything, be it science, video games, movies or novels is usually a sign its shit

we can only hope the chinese leak this movie and it loses $
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>>71739360
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkHA_E1YQkA
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That's what you all said about Star Wars too
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>>71739360
Every feminist critic will give it a high score regardless of how good it actually is, so that's like more than half the reviews. That means it will get at least a 50% on rottentomatoes
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>>71739360
what's a review embargo?
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>>71739360
look at their acting they're so bad top kek
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>>71739360
Standard practice these days. If your film isn't shown in Cannes, you don't wanna have a potential negative review taking away one penny from you.
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>>71739510
Yeah. Luckily, no discernible percentage of male critics consistently try to express their superior insight and enlightenment by blindly favoring anything that can be leveraged for the "white dudes except myself amirite" moral superiority formula
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>>71739538
That means that reviewers are contractually obliged to withhold their reviews of press screenings from the oublic until a set date
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>>71739510
>that's like more than half the reviews
more like the totality since the rest won't even bother watching it.
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It's gonna be great
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>>71739502

The Chinese hate women AND blacks, it's gonna fail there too.
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I will never watch this movie. And I'm not even racist.

I will also never watch the next Iron Man where he becomes a proud transvestite of color.
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>>71739506
Here's your reply
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>>71739798

>Leslie Jones
>boob jiggle
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>>71739630

Standard practice if your product is shit maybe, don't kid yourself
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>trailers playing at theatre
>horror movie after horror movie, small audience is vocally expressing their disdain with each other, tired of horror movies
>this comes on
>dead silence
>their big kicker of "race thing or lady thing" gets a sigh
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>>71739867
Don't be a racist in this here thread now
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>>71739897
What is this non-shit Hollywood product you speak of?
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>>71739815
Will it even be shown in China? I doubt it will get past the censors
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>>71739360
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>>71739975
sony+ghosts...
Probably not.
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>>71739975
Its not
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>>71739927
Quiet kike mcjewjew
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>I DONT KNOW IF THAT WAS A BLACK THING OR A LADY THING

I don't usually judge a movie based on the trailer but that was such a shit joke I can't help but know it's fucking terrible.
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>>71740046
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>>71740046
>they kept the kitschy dance bit
Paul Feig really is a giant closet homo.
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>>71739360
>Google search "Ghostbuster review embargo"
>reddit
>reddit
>reddit
>imgur
>reddit
Nice source, faggot
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>>71740107

Should have made it something like when they first turn on the proton packs in the original

>"See this thing on my back? REAL volatile. Maybe next time, catch a sista if you don't want another 3 mile island up yo ass."
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>>71740046

>this is considered something so good that it needs to be filmed and gets green lighted
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>>71740046
>sequel baiting Zuul
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>>71739505
Is this now the parody or the Ghostbuster2016.
Cant tell
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>>71740107
I like that there was a commercial running where the line was edited to remove the black part.
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>>71740303
i think it was for time, because that's the real line of the movies main advertising points

LADY THING OR BLACK THING
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>>71740303
Cant believe it.
Sure?
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>>71739505
I laughed more at the "You said I was the dumb one" line more than anything in the real trailer.
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I would have rather seen Japan take a swing at a female Ghostbusters. At least they make it look fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QdNtNTmc0M
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>>71740347
Positive they cut the line to "I don't know if it was a lady thing or..." then cuts to a random scene with noise.
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>>71740473
pfff
Very progressive from Sony
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>>71740435
lmao
I would watch a surreal japanese ghostbusters movie
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>implying they weren't formally giving up on selling this when they changed the name
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>>71739975
China has a ban on ghost movies, so it won't even be seen there.
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>>71740730
Changed the name?
Is it called something different now?
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>>71740758
It's Ghostbusters: Answer the Call
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>>71740030
That's a big wave
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>>71740789
What? Why?
Is it so they can give sequels individual titles?
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>>71740837
It's so "haters" can't claim they're trying to usurp the original
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>>71740435
christ, even Japanese MILFs can't make those outfits look good
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>final nail

No, it's s release strategy that BvS used.

Word of mouth takes at least half a week to spread, therefore pushing the embargo to release ensures a moderate first weekend.
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>>71740896

But it has bad word of mouth already. The leaks show its awful. Surely it's boned anyway.
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>>71739798
oh boy can't wait for le tumblr indie pixelshit ghostbusters TM 2016 game of the year
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>>71739360
>What am I doing with my life?

Really wonder what was going through her mind here.
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>>71739502
>we can only hope the chinese leak this movie and it loses $

It won't.

The only Chinese friendly area that it's shown is Taiwan and it's in the middle of a superstorm right now.
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>>71740802
fuk off
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>>71740896
>Word of mouth takes at least half a week to spread
No luck for that shit happening. All the people who could have spread the word about this movie were insulted and berated by the director and cast because they couldn't take legitimate criticisms about the movie. Who are the few women and children forced to see this dreck going to tell? Other women who won't care too much about it and other children who don't care too much about it.
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>>71739360
Yeah it's going to suck, we all knew that.

This way it will still make money for Sony, that's why they're doing it.
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review embargos should be illegal. what's the point of reviews then? this is going to suck so much i can't wait for it to come out
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>>71741338

>I NEED to see a movie on opening night, my autism demands it!

or you could just wait a few days maybe?
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Off topic, but would a man, who was circumcised while alive, have foreskin as a ghost?
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>>71741391

Great. now you're making me imagine a monster made entirely of foreskins attacking jews.
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>>71741391
Most ghosts are manifestations of the deceased in their most tortured state.

So, no.
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>>71739901
At least we know the bootlegs would be good. Mostly empty theaters and no laughing/noise from the audience.
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>>71741391

Ghosts include things like clothing. They're probably the psychic energy of the person, the soul plus how they saw themselves. Otherwize every ghost would be naked.
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>>71741391
probably since that is the way god intended
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>>71739798
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>>71740185
Do you see any reviews? They were supposed to be out three days ago.

>>71740435
Pic related. When?
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>>71739798

do want individual Wiig and Kate gifs
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>>71740046
>Dat horrific writing
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>>71739505
>when porn parody looks miles better then your movie

kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ44aQWnH4I


you would you /tv/ ?
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>>71741709

They're clearly wearing underwear. It's supposed to be flesh colored, but Leslie's is too dark.
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>>71739360
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOieWN28BlE

no wonder, this looks like trash.

>zoom in effects
I fucking hate this shit, it makes the whole thing look alot more fake and unnatural. Why do movie-makers do this?
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>>71741828
>Releasing a clip of the final battle before the movie is even out

You can't make this shit up
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>>71741828

That's digital zooms. They look lame.
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>>71741828

What is the point of the proton packs if they're not using ghost traps, they're just throwing ghosts at other ghosts?

>Slapshot!

WHAT?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!
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>>71741338
Add the holding of plot details because MUH SPOILERS to that.
I keep saying this, the only people benefitting from not revealing spoilers are the ones making shitty movies.

>>71741476
*moderately oy veys*
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>>71741897
>What is the point of the proton packs if they're not using ghost traps, they're just throwing ghosts at other ghosts?

Because they're Jedi now, and they do epic Jedi battles. Because this is a super hero movie now.

The original pitch Feig made was for an all female super hero movie. Well, Sony said, we have this Ghost Busters property that's collecting dust. Let's turn that into your super hero movie.
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>>71740435
They should've given Ghostbusters to Japan and let Hausu guy direct it.
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>>71740046
>Benny the delivery guy had developed a huge crush on Abby
>Anyone developing "a huge crush" on Melissa McCarthy
Way to break my immersion.
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>>71740982
why is a mexican attacking taiwan?
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>>71741828
>Original movie needed all of them to work together as a team to capture a ghost
>In the new one they can just blow away ghosts with their ray beams without a ghost trap
>Gotta dodge that ghost axe
>Apparently some Ghosts can't just phase through the ground or fly
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>>71740977

isn't Melissa McCarhty a big fan of the original GB?

I wonder how she felt filming this cinematic turd?
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>>71741897
Paul Feig has no fucking idea what the Ghostbusters did he just got notes from an assistant or something and is trying to make his own thing.
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>>71739505
Funnier than the actual trailer by miles
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>>71742107

Just when you think this thing couldn't be more shit, they somehow find a way.
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>>71742110

Weren't there rumors that even she disliked it?
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>>71742010
Ate his Chihuahua.
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>>71742107
>>71742190

They turned it into an action movie, complete with action scenes, and ghost henchment.
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>>71740802
For whom?
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>>71739505
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkHA_E1YQkA

It's amazing that a porn parody looks unironically and genuinely more watchable than the film it's based on.
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>>71739505
>Dat Naked Gun reference

Pure kino
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>>71742212

The only thing I know is that she didn't like the first official trailer because it confused the viewers on what the movie was about, namely that this was a remake/reboot in its own universe and not a sequel to the original GB movies.

>>71742218

Feels that way, there's nothing in the trailers so far the conveys the mounting eerieness in the original of some other more powerful force causing these ghosts to appear.


It's unfair because I haven't seen the whole movie, but look at this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK6hI423gcw
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>>71741828

I hate this. I hate them flinging around ghosts of all things like they're doing something cool. What a fucking waste.
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>>71740789
It's still being advertised as just "Ghostbusters" though.
I think that news was just to get some heat off of Feig and the cast.
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>>71739505

>four heroes

THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY THE FIRST FUCKING TIME, STUPID SONY
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>>71742110
>isn't Melissa McCarhty a big fan of the original GB?
She probably just said that as a deterrent measure. After awhile she started to get in on the fan bashing with Feig and Grod.
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It's not just me right..haha
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>>71739505
At :31, who's the girl on the right?
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>>71742338
>other more powerful force causing these ghosts to appear.

Because there isn't. In Nu-Ghostbusters, it's some random no-name chucklefuck making the ghosts appear.
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>>71739798

Wiggs a cute.
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>>71742338
Don't tell me you don't fear Rowan the Destroyer!??!?
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>>71742338
>>71742478

You can't talk about the biblical end times now-a-days. People need to forget before it can happen. Or something like that.
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So what are the odds for this movie to have an 80% critics and 25% user rating on websites like Metacritic and IMDB? Because I kinda think that this is what it will bottle down to.

Maybe a new record? Biggest discrepancy between critics and user rating in modern history?
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>>71739360
Not the day before, but the actual release date? Jesus. I can't think of another movie doing that.
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>>71742562

Rowan the "Some fuckin' guy".
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>>71742600

I think it'll be a movie that only people who actively want to like it will go see. It wouldn't surprise me if it had a higher user rating.
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>>71739538
What >>71739682 said.
Traditionally, the thinking is that the closer to a release date, the worse the product will be. It is thought because an embargo limits the time available for the reviews to sink the public perception of the products quality.
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>>71742574
I don't think it's so much that, and more the biblical end-times are just going to suddenly happen without warning. IE, the whole "like a thief in the night" analogue.
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>>71742562
HAHAH SHOOT HIM IN THE GHOST WEINER!

TAKE THAT, MEN!!
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>>71742628
fantastic four
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>>71742338
I like the comments
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>>71739630
Embargoes may be, but an embargo being pushed back to the actual release date? I don't think so.
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>>71741828
>100million+ was spent on this movie
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>>71742743
All those nu-males piling in trying their hardest to laugh loudly at every lame joke and having the crushing weight that in the back of their mind that what they're watching is just shit.

Can't wait for all the really vague positive reviews!
>The cast was really funny! I'm not going to say how
>The effects are great! But I'm not going to mention them
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Original film:

>first ghost busting mission
>have no clue what these things are capable of
>chase it through the hotel
>Venkman has it alone
>he screams as it charges towards him
>other team members rush towards him, fearing the worst
>"He slimed me"
>Venkman revealed to be covered in safe and covered in slime

Remake:

>every ghost they see bukakkes the cast in slime

See, the original had ONE sliming scene, and the joke wasn't the sliming itself. That's not funny. The joke is contextural. The scenes are played serious, and we have no clue what happened. The audience thinks he is in some real danger, and then it's revealed he's just covred in slime. Serious scene, turns silly. That's comedy.

The remake thinks that the sliming itself is inherently funny and has every ghost puke on them. They caught the super ficial element of the joke, but didn't get the actual joke.
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>>71742773
You mean Fant4stic, right?
Not surprising in the slightest. That's the movie that everything up to this point it paralleled most IMO.
Hardly the company any studio wants its movie to have.
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>>71742848
yeah, the latest one
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>>71742838

>Salmon pink jeans

I'm not mad at the man, I'm mad at the factory that made them.
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>every ghost they see bukakkes the cast in slime

i actually kinda want to watch it now
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>>71740046
>"What's Zuul?"

oh fuck no
FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>71742844
ghostbusters was an adventure movie not a comedy.
this is a parody SNL skit film
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>>71742873
>script leaks
>its shit
>fans of the IP shit on it
>SJWs accuse fans of shitting on it for reasons of biggotry and don't mention it just being bad
>release date embargo

Lets hope Ballbusters receives the same public reception Fant4stic did.
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>>71742743
Nah, you can count on people who won't even gonna see to rate it down just to counter balance or even out of spite.
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>>71741458
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>>71741828
>Ghosts easily just explode into neon goo
>No traps and shit needed
>Try to have some fucking acrobatics in the middle to make it more flashy
>That shit camerawork that's supposed to show the big finale
>Those bright lights and smoke machine to distract you from the boring shit shown

Oh God this is worse than I imagined.
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>>71742957
The main difference between this and Fant4stic is that Feig didn't have random meltdowns where he went on 4chan to shit on people working at Sony and then have to backtrack. And I'd doubt he'd go on Twitter to disown the film on opening night.
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>>71740192
That's Michael Bay tier, anon.
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>>71741458
Fucking savage
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>>71743104
It's still better than the original script though.
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>>71743132
I mean, a pile of dogshit is better than the original script, but lets not pretend its good either.
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>>71739505
>Three of the four women have fake tits, collagen injected into their lips, and generally look exactly the same
>The other one is black

No thank you.
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>>71741458
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>>71743104

Still more intelligent than a cheap gender/race joke
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>>71743093
If it flops he will have to save face and eat some crow because he has been down right nasty to Ghostbuster fans. He didn't attack the ones who trolled him he attacked all people in one fell swoop.
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>>71739360
Source on review embargo being pushed back?
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>>71739360
>review embargo
How is this ever allowed?
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>>71741828

The originals had a focus more in the chemistry between characters than action, wtf.

>tfw you'll never catch ghosts while exchanging bants with your bros
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>>71740896
BvS was a few days before release. This is release date.
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>>71741828
Jesus Christ. I expected it to be bad and was holding out some slight optimism it could have just been some dumb fun but that looks awful.
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>>71743291
>before premiere
>nerd culture is the most misogynistic toxic sub culture in the world. They all angry white men.
>after premiere
....
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>>71743364
they pay money.

its pointless anyway, it comes out on Monday in the UK. I really doubt people will be rushing out to watch it on a Monday or even Tuesday night, and the schools haven't broken for summer yet
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>>71741828
oh
my
god

this looks awful
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>>71740731
>China has a ban on ghost movies, so it won't even be seen there.
Do they ban Pokemon because you can befriend and raise Ghosts?
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>>71740802
blhagneh?
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>>71743580
They ban Pokemon because it is Jap degeneracy
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Can someone give me review copy? I can break the embargo. I don't mind being blacklisted by never heard cheap ass hollywood studios.
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The only good thing to come out of this entire mess is Ecto-Cooler came back.
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>>71741828
Nice rolling over and smashing your unlicensed nuclear powered proton accelerator on the concrete pavement.
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>>71739502
I am surprised that this movie hasn't leaked. I mean in the past Sony's movies have gotten leaked so why not this one especially all the controversy it is known for
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>>71743426
100%
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>>71743627
precisely i was thinking. they must be made of rubber.
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>>71742787
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/07/leslie-jones-ghostbusters-us-most-depressed-nation-blame-comedians
>Leslie Jones is sick of smart comics. She can’t bear the sort of standups who tell stories rather than jokes, the kind who make audiences think rather than belly laugh. “They fucking suck. If I wanna learn, I’ll go to school. Don’t teach me, make me fucking laugh. I’m tired of clapping and saying: ‘Ha ha, that’s so clever.’

>sick of smart comics

wow. Casting a comedian for Ghostbusters, fair enough, BUT Casting a slapstick nu-comedian who doesn't know how to make a "smart" joke who just yells and is a literal ooga booga, you can go fuck yourself
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>>71743627
>>71743648

Brought up the same thing with the rave, Patty leaps off the fucking stage with her 200+ pounds and lands on that thing.

Turning the goddamn thing on was a cause for concern in the original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK-uT32p5R0
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>>71740046
This legit reads like shit I wrote in elementary/early middle school
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>>71739360
When this movie comes out I am probably going to re watch Ghostbusters 1-2.

I haven't seen them in like over a decade, still remember enjoying both of them greatly and I hope I do again.
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>>71741828
>final battle clip before film is out
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>>71741528
If only they chose actresses that cute. I would actually consider going.
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>>71743660

This has got to be a work
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>>71741828
Can we talk for a moment about how bad the musical score is in this scene? Holy fucking shit, learn how to write some fucking melody and have logical chord progressions.
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>>71743622
Friendly reminder that Ecto Cooler & Turtle Pies are the prime snackage for the 80's generation
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>>71743409
Meanwhile Disney lifted Civil War's embargo three weeks before release.
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>>71743676
Yeah, I noticed that too in that clip. I try not to think too much about this movie for my mind's sake.
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>>71741828
What are they even doing? They aren't putting the ghosts into traps, are they even killing them? Won't they just come back after being only slightly damaged?
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>>71741828
Also the behind the scenes footage of the final fight with Hemsworth.

Did he die here?
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>>71743776
Was it?
I thought it was longer? Like a month before or more.
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>>71739798
if the whole movie was like that I'd be into it.

A shy angry little cutie, fluffy retard fatty, nerdy sex fiend and a serious black lady leader
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>>71743797
Implying stronk wymen need to trap ghosts
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>>71741828
So they don't use the trap anymore? Proton packs aren't just lasers that blow up ghosts,
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>>71743660
jessie williams fighting for this
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>>71741828
This is not scary at all... Ghostbusters is meant to be fucking scary and terrifying. All I see here are Scooby Doo ghosts.The ghosts are also too bright and colorful.
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>>71743813

considering he apparently has a skull that is 95% bone, he should be fine from any head trauma, or he's just conscious.

>>71743850

>Proton packs aren't just lasers that blow up ghosts,

I get the feeling they are now, gotta make things the same yet different. Never mind they showed that stupid ghost bar trap in the first trailer.
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>>71741828
>awkward zoom in action
>slow mo
>shitty green screen background
who film this? Zack Snyder?
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>>71743813
Nah he's probably passed out after getting exorcised.
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>>71741828
These are paid people right?
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>>71743660
>“We didn’t really audition,” says Jones. “Paul is one of the best comics I know that doesn’t do standup,
>Jones abandoned her degree at Colorado State University in the mid-80s to become a comedian...called her dad to tell him she was dropping out with: “I’m going to be the next Eddie Murphy!”

Holy fuck is she fucking delusional.

>“There was a long silence and he was like: ‘What? Who told you you could be a comedian? You’ve lost your damn mind. Wait a minute – the next Eddie Murphy? Eddie Murphy’s not fucking Eddie Murphy! You’re not fucking funny! You’ve never made me laugh! I’ve known you since you were a baby and you’ve never even made me giggle.’”
BASED Dad
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>>71743860

It's an uphill battle on ice skates
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>>71743660
I once saw a clip of her standup. It was just whooping and hollering into a microphone for 10 minutes.
>YOU KNOW DAT ONE GIRL YOU DON'T BRING TO DA CLUB 'CUH SHE CRAZY?!
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>>71743838
>wymen
>just men with wy in front
PIC RELATED SHITLORD
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>>71743916
>Spiderman avatar
Makes me wonder for sure.
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>>71743948

>priviledge

hue
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>>71741828
Original ghostbusters had two scientists who in a round about way found out that ghosts were real and responded to proton accelerators. They hurried through the science and were like, well it should work. There was a bit of fucking back story and a sense of these were guys trying to stop an on coming disaster, fight against the regulatory powers that be, and make a few bucks in the process.

These girls have lasers and do flips and fuck you man babies.
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>>71740000
Checked
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>>71741828
>meanwhile behind the scenes of this scene
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>>71740046
>That page numbering with slimmer logo
Even they can't take themselves seriously anymore
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>>71743641
Assange is a bit busy leaking more about the Chilcot report, he'll get round to Ghostbusters eventually
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>>71744077
Is this kino
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>>71743676
>that clip
and there are people on this very board saying this movie isn't even something special.
That film is fucking genius.
but yeah god forbids smart humour >71743660
what a sin
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>>71740046
How the hell did they release the novel before movie is out?

Makes no sense.

Also considering the ending is setting up a sequel with Zuul, is that meant to make everyone want to see it?
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>>71743660
Don’t teach me, make me fucking laugh. I’m tired of clapping and saying: ‘Ha ha, that’s so clever.’

that could actually be good criticism of many comedians who don't really tell a joke, but just make a "aren't conservatives hypocrites?" OWNAGE and people cheer for their team and clap to a "clever" point made for their side instead of laughing. I haven't seen Colbert and Jon Oliver make a decent joke in years. Obama was the funniest "leftist" in that white house press dinner in years

>>71743920
>I’ve known you since you were a baby and you’ve never even made me giggle.
fucking kek
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>>71744077
the blonde looks like shes enjoying herself. Wish she wasn't a lesbo
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>>71744077
>you know what ghost bros?
>lets all attack each ghostbusta one at a time!
>any other attack pattern would be literally rape
Jesus it looks fucking terrible.
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>>71744144
She's saying she isn't smart enough to get their jokes.
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>>71744170
They're trying to appeal to the kids who play Assassin's Creed.
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>>71741338
They should just embargo all bad reviews; it's bulletproof
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literally the mighty no. 9 of cinema
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>>71740000
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>>71741828
Oooh... That scene looks really bad. It actually reminds me of those terrible scenes from the Scooby Doo movie.
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>>71744187
But they're just going to see the Asscreed movie instead of this.
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>>71741391
The foreskin would become its own ghost
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He is going to save this
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DAILY REMINDER THAT BILL MURRAY IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF THIS YEAR
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>>71744077
Those spinning stunt flips makes me want to watch some Power Rangers.
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>>71744215
KEK it legit does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u455yxBv35A
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>>71739360
>Review Embargo until release date
>Spoil large portion of action sequences, a large number of "jokes" and plot details from numerous trailers and tv spots

Pick one Sony
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>>71743660
Okay enough,she's ready to go back to the jungle
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>>71744228
>best part of a movie marketed as all female is a man
I can just see the reviews now.
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>>71744243
His fault we never got GB3
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>>71744077
Holy shit this is ultimately appalling.
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>>71743836
>and a serious black lady leader
it really could have been a sober Winston-like character that sort of grounds the 3 instead of this weird ass shucking and jiving.

She could be a relatable character having to compensate for her looks and stature with useful sober serious hardwork, like a black Brianne from GoT
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>>71744257
God the first Scooby Doo movie was pure fap bait with Velma and Daphne.
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>>71744228
I agree. the man oozes charisma
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>>71739454
>not even the unfunniest one of them on SNL talking about race, in a movie that clearly has her making a race joke.
what?
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>>71739502
Chinese people hate ghosts and it's a big taboo in their culture to portray ghosts.
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>>71744279
Who said it would be good? Anything that is only Dan Aykroyd's idea is a bad idea.
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>>71743641
Sony will leak it on purpose after it bombs in theaters after the first week. They will then blame it's poor ticket sales on the leak so that all those involved can save face.
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>>71744144
Comedians need not tell jokes since politics took up that role.
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>>71744259
>Sony Pictures
>Competent film studio
Pick one and only one.
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>>71744297
>>71744265
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>>71744302
You're thinking of skeletons. That foul shit should be banned everywhere to be honest, skeletons arent fucking real for fuck sake.
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>>71744302
Woot! Hopefully people are interested in the movie enough to hate watch it. And if nobody in the west pay it up, and nobody in China pay it up, then we can finally bury this movie!

SJW's get rekt!
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>>71744243
Bill goes off to where the buffaloes roam.

Meanwhile in Hell, he is saved in CGI format and forced to make multiple ghost buster sequels while SJWs yell at his fan's that they are making his memory better.
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>>71744144

I don't think that these are the people that she's critiquing.
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>>71744350
there's one inside of you right
you can't get rid of it
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>>71744194
Wrong. People actually wanted Mighty No.9.
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>>71742010
They tried to do the cheap jobs he does for cheaper.
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>>71744294
I actually took up that bait back then.
No regrets.
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>>71744319
bad news is that it is expected to make over 50 million on its release.

we lost guys. expect a sequel to this
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>>71740046
Holy shit Zuul? They unironically thought this shit would have a sequel?
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>>71744257
Haha wtf am I watching. I've never seen the scooby live action movies, but it looks like a shitty porn parody with those fake costumes and wigs.
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>>71744342
is this part of the movie? He looks self aware, but the set up and reaction of the characters looks kindof odd, like they arent sure about it.
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>>71744136
I remember back in the day the novelization for the Raimi Spidey movies as well as the Hulk or Batman Begins all came out before the movie. In my experience its a pretty standard practice.
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>>71744415

Projections can be wrong as fuck, I'd like to see it now after these trailers.
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>>71744228
>Movie about strong empowered women
>They still need to be rescued by the attractive hunky male
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>>71744314
Harold Ramus was still alive when they were kicking around ideas for GB3. Dan Aykroyd "tried" to pitch versions of his own but they were usually shot down.
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>>71744431
Too bad we won't see the finished dance scene
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>>71744431

>Hemsworth is out-acting 4 "legit" comediennes

Anon, what more needs to be said.

>that no look toss

Hemsworth and Gosling in a buddy movie when?
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>>71744431
He looks like he's acting, the others are just kind of, there.
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>>71744459
He's the villain or at least possessed by the villain for a good part of the film.
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>>71744350
I've heard chink skeletons have two lines where their eye sockets should be. Is this true?
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>>71744502
>>71744490
THATS IT, hes acting and they dont actually seem to be, jesus christ it looks so fucking odd. Have some pride in your work for christ sake, prove people wrong by doing a good job, dont just get down about everyone hating what it is.
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>>71744350
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>>71744426
they were heaps fun as a kid though
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>>71744293
If she wasn't so loud and annoying I would actually feel bad for the she-boon. Being born THAT ugly must make life really hard.
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>>71744571
And now you know who is going to watch and enjoy this movie.
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>>71744302
In Mainland China producing anything with "supernatural" aspects is not allowed but they make shit like that all the time in Hong Kong because Hong Kong movie industry does what it fucking wants via loop holes and buying people off. The rule doesn't apply to foreign movies either.
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>>71744374
i think it might be, black comedians sort of try to go against pc shit in really inarticulate dumb ways (specially since they also have to try to not say offensive shit concerning women and gays). Patrice was a big example.
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>>71744595
nooooo ;_; all the kids are gonna remember this one and not the classic movies
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