Wut happen?
This can't be right
>>71737551
>women
>>71737551
Oh jeez. Roger sure messed her up.
She seemed so perfect around seqson 2-4.
They took her
>>71737803
She UNJUST herself.
>>71737569
Woah. She looks way more attractive now.
>>71737973
she was always the hottest
>>71737941
So he became even gayer?
>>71737989
grandma?
>>71737989
Good god
>>71737941
The situation more like the inflation
What about the white girl that was on there a couple of times?
>tfw Snooki became the most fuckable one (not implying she wasn't already)
>>71738073
Well the snu snu version of her was hard to look at.
>>71738038
KYAAAAABBBBBZZZZZZZZZAHEEEEEEEEEEEIRRREE
>>71738062
omg the horror
Around what age was the cast when the show started?
>>71738048
Ryder?
Angelina was the best one.
>>71738091
Uuuuuuubbbbbeeeersssareheeree
>>71738062
>tfw ron will never poop on your face while you you sleep again
>>71737941
why does he look like jay leno
>>71738136
That's her. Thanks anon.
>>71737989
WHAT THE FUCK
I have no idea why I'm finding this so funny
>>71738073
She looked better as a fatty
Can we all agree that this was the most fun reality tv show of them all?
what would jersey Shore be like if it were on today?
![vinny[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pMP3QIT.jpg "vinny[1].jpg")
>>71738211
A fat camp
>>71738164
Him and Pauly D are the only ones that haven't aged like pure shit. Great job guys.
>>71738211
salty bitches whining that the guys always bring home younger girls instead of trying to hook up with them
>>71738211
They would all be black or asian
>>71738038
based pauly d
who /still hits their GTL daily/ here?
>>71738232
Hell yeah, Vinny
He and Pauly D were always the cool ones, and they are the only ones who look decent now
Vinny looks even better than he used to. props
>>71738232
>>71738211
>>71738164
>>71738062
>>71738038
>>71737941
>>71737803
>>71737569
>>71737551
>Italian-Americans
>>71737941
Strong cheekbones and chin make men look like men. And he decides to fuck himself with injections lmfao. You gonna get work might as well do it right. What a bad situation.
>>71738232
He aged well but he was also the youngest of them all so he isn't even actually old now.
>>71737989
She looks like that 38 year old chick who has been a server at Chilis since she was 16 and still hangs out with all the 21 year olds she works with while she tries to get them to do roxxies with her and her boyfriend who is a line cook at said Chilis.
>>71738062
She really doesn't look any different, her ability to apply make-up just never advanced past that of a 16 year old girl.
>>71738403
>She really doesn't look any different
man, you are unironically gonna end up with some single mom
>>71738073
Jesus Christ she's like 35% face.
![0316-sammi-launch-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RchGtSi.jpg "0316-sammi-launch-1[1].jpg")
>>71738403
>>71738062
looks great in this fairly recent pic tbqhfempai
>>71738368
why are all cosplayers so fucking ugly
>>71738419what if I AM a single mom?
>>71738419
not that anon, but he's right. The only real difference in the two pics is the harsher lighting in the recent one
JUST
>>71738487
no
he's not
the difference is that one looks like an attractive youthful woman, and the other looks like a grizzled hag slathered in makeup.
the fact that you guys can't immediately spot the difference suggests overwhelmingly powerful beta genetics. you are programmed to find grizzled hags on a level with young women because that is your role in the genepool
>>71738508
me on the right
>>71738038
He's the only one left with a career. I saw him dj once he was pretty based.
>>71738524
>>71738584
honestly pauly d seems based as fuck
>>71738038
he still makes like 8 mil a year from djing
>>71738524
you're wrong. You can't compare soft lighting with harsh direct flash lighting. see pic in this post >>71738439
>>71738617
I can't see the detail of her face in that pic
>>71737920
Well I'm sorry to hear that
cause now
I will snatch EVERY mother fucker birthday
>>71738638
exactly
>>71738665
right
in the two pics where I can see the detail, she looks like a hag in the new one, and she looks pretty in the old one
>>71738707
got it, so you're just a stupid blind retard. Have a good day faggot.
>>71738605
>>71738584
what exactly does a dj do to make him "based as fuck"?
>>71738746
No, you just can't tell the difference between a woman who is in her prime and a woman who is past her prime
it is objectively true that she is past that now. and you can't tell the difference.
>>71737551
a nigger is a nigger, propped up by the jewish media or not
>>71738768
you never watched the show?
>>71738232
Shit. He's the best looking. Would spoon with.
>>71737551
Going overboard with plastic surgery. First 2 seasons she looked normal and really hot. Then she started to slowly turn to shit. S4/5 jwoww is nightmare fuel.
>>71738768
Your mom
>>71738768
He was the only down to earth one on the show besides vinny. He's actually a good dj too. He had the whole club moving that night.
>>71739145
>He was the only down to earth one on the show besides vinny.
they were both faggots who threw a shit fit if someone or something got in their way of getting laid that . situation was the only true bro.
>>71739145
best scene in the entire series
>ronnie getting forced into a fight on the pier or whatever
>someone calls the house to tell them, mike picks up the phone
>pauly d relaxing on the couch overhears the conversation
>throws on his shoes and is out the door to go save ronnie
fucking based
>>71739240
>who threw a shit fit
>pauly d
>throwing a fit ever
he only blew up like twice and it was always because some girl was being retarded and kept pushing his buttons.
>>71737941
Tell me, is that hairline natty?
>>71738038
JUST airbrush my shit up
>>71739405
pretty far back so probably. Doesn't mean he's not on propecia or wahtever.
>>71738567
that you pham?
>>71738232
chris "the cuck" stuckmann
THERE WILL BE NO GRENADES TONIGHT
>>71738296
Most of them aren't even full Italian or Italian at all, but okay lol
![vinny-blows-grenade-whistle[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ssRveZy.jpg "vinny-blows-grenade-whistle[1].jpg")
>>71739833
SOUND THE WHISTLE
>>71737803
low test need not apply
>>71738801
she's not black
>>71739939
perfect fucking material.
>>71738508
Please tell me this is real
how has none of them done porn already?
Reunion when?
>>71740063
because they're still probably semi rich and the only ones who would be desperate enough to do it are angelina and the situation.
>>71740078
meh. Jwwow and Snooki keep trying to do DIY shit.
>>71740078
The show only ended like 5 years ago. They will probably have one at the 10 year mark.
>>71740251
>5 years
>>71737569
>>71737551
>>71737941
>>71737989
You fucking lying sack of shit.
>>71738073
wow, I would fuck the shit out of her
>>71738232
I like him, he doesn't have a chin like me :,)
>>71737941
Just fuck my situation up senpai.
>>71738211
Plastic surgery... Not even once...
>>71740514
this
I dont' know why people still do that shit
100% of the time it is a horror story
Who could have guess that being famous for partying and drinking would have adverse effects on looks?
>ITT: Italian American Aging
>>71740717
Like none of these people are italian.
Remember when Mike hit his head on the wall and fucked his neck up in that fight with Ron?
>>71740762
>MFW
>>71740762
hilarious and classic
Also YOURE TRAUMATIZING ME
Ron's boardwalk fight
comfy times
>>71740754
I said Italian American you fucking gook of course they ain't Italian-Italian just like American Jews aren't like Israelis.
>>71740762
>fight
he did that to avoid getting his skull crushed by ron
>>71740854
But American Jews are exactly the same as Israelis, no Jew has been in Israel more than a century.
>>71740854
Like none of these people are Italian American.
>>71738154
Italian genes stronk
>>71740854
I think he means there's nothing italian at all about them. Like snooki is nicaraguan. He's wrong though about most of the rest.
>>71740854
isn't snooki chilean?
>>71738368
It's like we work at the same restaurant wtf
Also this is what happened when you spend your 20s getting fucked up every weekend
Shit catches up to you
>>71738508
Me on the left
>>71740934
jwoww is spanish and irish, ronnie is like part puerto rican, sammi is like part greek...I don't really care, but vinny and paulie were full WOP
So are there any nudes?
>>71741295
yes
>>71740854
This comment makes me chuckle because it sounds like an Jersey guy in my head worked up for no real reason.
>>71741388
then post them you retard
>>71737551
what kind of kino is Jersey Shore ?
>>71741509
reality kino
Where's Ronnie? Is he died?
>>71741498
NO U
>>71740063
She went from a horrible little squat drunkard to a decent human being all thanks to marriage and a kid.
>>71741631
Is it worth it if it came at the cost of THICC?
>>71741509
CABS AHEA kino
>>71739939
welp. so much for no fap
>>71739396
Like when Angela tried to make Pauly and Sitch fight, and Pauly just shot her nonsense down within seconds.
New Jersey would be a decent place if you removed all the Italians and Blacks. Then destroyed the bridges to New York and Philadelphia. After that draw a straight line from Camden to Newark- done? Good. Now Nuke every three miles along that line.
What you have left is comfy mountains in the NW and innawoods pinebarren fun/ decent beaches in the south.
Make New Jersey Great (for once!)
>>71740895
This is a blatant lie, there is even a name for jews born in the West Bank before the creation of Israel (we call them Sabra)
Israeli jews are very different from american jews
>>71741835
Schlomo reveals himself!
Do wops have kike blood in them or some shit? Why do they all have fucking humongous noses?
>>71741835
ryder was best shore girldefinitely a skank though. would fuck with a steel condom/10
>>71741976
>>71742069
literally who
>>71742114
Ryder was Snooki's bff and The Situation banged her.
>>71742111
she's stalking my who life bro
>>71742147
ryder and that no bra wearing slut that situation was banging on the reg were the best jersey girls.
>>71742147
I don't even remember that, it's been too long.
>>71742069
>feel unattractive
>turn yourself into some lovecravtian horror through surgery
stop this
I want to watch some classic episodes can anyone suggest some.
>>71742815
all of season one tbqh, or all of the miami season or all of the italy season.
>>71742815
the one where snooki gets punched
>>71743334
fucking brutal.
>>71740552
100% of the ones you notice look like shit, there are good surgeons out there.
>>71743585
>minor alterations: looks great you never notice
>major alterations: looks like shit you always notice
a majority go for the major changes.
>tfw you will never watch jersey shore for the first time ever again
snooki is such a fuck fuck fuckable fuckie fuck fuck fuck fuck!
>>71737941
Situation got that Goldeneye look going on
>>71737941
Some people just have bodies that need to stay below 10% bf if they want to look even slightly human.
>it's a neo-/tv/ unironically praises the most cancerous realityshit show on television episode
>>71744336>tfw you unironically watched and enjoyed jersey shore
>>71744336
>worst show
>he hasn't seen Geordie shore
>>71738164
If you can grow a beard it's almost like cheating.
>>71744336
Theres hundreds worse, it was entertaining
>>71744216
>snookie will never give your penis a name
What went right?
>>71744499
Party girls in their early 20s eventually mature.
>>71744499
Massive weight loss.
>>71744499
Come to papa
>>71744499
NEED to go steady with a snooker
>>71738038
Based Pauly still going strong
Why was chubby Snooki so comfy bros?
>>71744764
People used to laugh at me when I used to say she was hot.
>>71740762
>mfw it was hyped up all season
>he fucking hit his head on the wall
>>71744794
low tests who cares
>>71744823
>>71744764
Why would anyone think she italian?
>>71744764
wouldfug/10 but only in the butt
>>71743334
>clips the fat guy next to him
>>71738232
>>71738038
>nicest cast members with the purest hearts age the best
pottery
>>71744882
>>71744953
10/10 soles
>>71738440
if they could get attention they wouldn't be cosplaying
>>71744295
has nothing to do with bf, that nigga fucked up his face with injections
>>71744394
I watch geordie shore and I love it. Won't ever be as good as jersey shore tbqh
>>71744797
that literally made it better
>>71744979
I wish he hadn't so she would have gotten the full force of the punch
>>71738073
Her head is too big famalam.
>>71744764
Underchin jenny was best jenny.
>>71745599
>checked
>>71745653
anorexia is a bitch
>>71747165
has nothign to do with anorexia, she has a big head
>>71737551
She looks like Mickey Rourke now.
>>71738062
She had great legs desu senpai
>>71738062
somehow her eyes have gotten crazier
>>71737803
>no more meatbawl
R.I.P.
>>71748335
did she died
>>71738471
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>71739939
She's great.
Remember that episode where one of her former lovers told the guys she likes licking men's assholes?
>>71740934
seabass?
(((Snooki)))
>Snooki has a Romani background, which is an ethnic tribe that came from Northern India. She also has roots in North Western Croatia, Macedonia, Slovakia, Russia, and Andalusia, which is in Spain. And that's not all. Snooks is also part Jewish, Iberian American, Middle Eastern, South Asian, and East Asian. "Are you sure these are right?" Snooks says while hearing the results. Our thoughts exactly!
>>71748845
Euw
>>71748845
>literally a gypsy nigger
gross
>>71748591
What a champ.
>>71749638
Eh
>>71749638
tasty sammy feet
Who unit here?
>>71750194
Unit's a fucking tool.
>>71744764
I miss snookie posting on /b/
Not enough Angelina posting in this thread.
Was he a sociopath?
>>71749638
Not bad at all. Pussy isnt nasty and she's got a tight butthole
>>71750847
just a junkie
>>71751089
Bullshit. He was completely clean in s6 and still acted like a complete psycho.
>>71749638
is this shit legit
>>71751534
>He was completely clean in s6
>>71750847
He is an actual sociopath
>>71750847
Didn't he wreck his fag of a brother?
Severe lack of lack Based Vinny ITT fellas.
>>71752214
fuck that nigger
STAPH IT RON
>>71750847
Did he smash snooki?
>>71750847
just gay
>>71752590
Yes, why else would Snooki get so butthurt about it in S4.
>>71752805
cause she's a ho?
SHADY BITCH
<it's a snooki is pregnant so she can't go clubbing saeson
>that time pauly D exploded on the town dump
>that was 6 years ago
>rawn stahpit rawn
yo you want some chapstick?
>>71754039
you must mean chepstik
>>71753949
isnt it magical how they fought literally 0 times the next season?
Dump > Dena
>>71754114
Deena is literally crazy.
>when the dump touches you
>>71754280
>tfw cucked by vinnie
>its a gaz/charlotte drama episode
>its a everyone calls snooki disgusting but secretly spanks to her pics episode
thiqq snooki>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>new and "better looking" anorexic snooki
>>71748845
makes her even hotter. i wanna fuck that gypsy like the bishop of notre dame.
>>71754351
> getting cucked on national tv
Time to creep
>>71754351
>Thought hooking up meant just kissing
Ignorance really is bliss.
>>71737941
Aaah fuck, poor guy
I didn't watch the last season how was it?
>>71757355
Ran out of steam. They really kept it going way longer than they should have
>>71738238
JWoww was a fat kid.
>>71738508
someone please shoop their hair on each other
>>71737551
Plastic surgery u mongoloid
>>71737941
Holy shit, Nixon was reincarnated
>>71757348
no not 'poor guy' that looks like the bloated face of someone who drinks all the goddamn time. I know because it happened to me.
>>71744981
>>71738263
Vinny was a fake tho, did a 360 from season 1 to season 2, he didn't even want to GTL with the guys in season 1, never mind that he stole Pauly D from the situation
>>71758283
Get off the computer Mike
>>71758283
he never really GTL'd with them tho tbqh
