who /hyped/?
>>71735153
Another Hollywood sequel flop incoming
>>71735187
these movies make quadruple their budget back in 5 days.
>>71735153
>mfw this movie will be the final nail in hollywood's and thus theater's coffin
where will get my crab legs now?
>>71735187
That's what you said about The Stranger Tides and yet it made 1 billion dollars.
>>71735187
Disney failed for such a long time, EXCEPT FOR THE PIRATES MOVIES.
And frankly, I say I hate disney EXCEPT FOR THE PIRATES MOVIES.
I know someone who worked on set. Johnny showed up to the set coked up every day.
>>71735411
(You)
>>71735153
i am, fucking love these movies, when is the release date?
also rate PotC:
1>3>2=4
>>71735153
I'm always down for a POTC movie. I've enjoyed all of them.
>>71735481
Next May, I believe.
>>71735481
1=2=3
4 doesn't exist.
Remember that one PotC sequel where the movie just stops for 15 minutes so fifty Johnny Depps can run around in the desert and mug for the camera and mumble gibberish?
>>71735153
Isn't Kaya in this one?
I'm somewhat hyped
>>71735572
i fucking loved that
>>71735481
2>1>3>4
I just love Davy Jones so much.
>>71735572
anything with sparrow is piratekino you goddamn pleb
>>71735539
>Be Pirates 4
>Have Ian MacShane as blackbeard
>Have Penelope Cruz as a sexy pirate
>Have evil killer mermaids
>Have Geoffrey Rush
>Still be disappointing
What the fuck happened? Is Rob Marshall just a shitty director compared to Verbinski?
>>71735709
>On Stranger Tides
>bad
Bad meme.
>>71735481
1>2>4>3
1>2>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>puke>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>4
>>71735785
>linking to post No. 4
>>71735722
Cool
>>71735738
Seconded, worst PotC but still good. I think it would have been great if they hadn't made it part of the franchise by putting Jack and Barbosa in and just did a straight adaptation.
holy shit, the first one was 13 (thirteen) years ago
where did the time go lads?
Can we kill capeshit and just have swashbuckleshit now?
>>71735709
Yeah, I'm particularly mad about McShane being wasted like that. He could've been a fucking great villain.
>>71735738
>being a contrarian
>>71735411
My cousin worked on set, something for an apprenticeship and he knew of that person you know, he said he was the biggest autist known to man and would sit in the corner all day staring at the wall.
>>71736023
You'd get sick of it within 3 years.
>>71735481
Literally 1>2>3>4
hyped for what? Is there a trailer coming out soon?
>>71735153
Does Jack ever switch clothes?
>>71736204
Treasure hunting, mystery, and dangerous adventures is a pretty broad scope with unlimited possibilities. These types of movie have existed and been loved since Indiana Jones.
@71735411
No (You)'s for you.
>>71735153
>Disney pushed it back years as it's now filler in between capeshit and SW releases
>Depp will probably be dead of an OD by the time it comes out next year
>>71736918
Pirate movies were big in the 50's and early 60's.
Do your homework.
>not directed by Verbinski
TRASH IT
>>71735709
Such a waste of Ian McShane, Geoffrey Rush was great as always though
>>71735709
The mermaids story was lame and retarded
Thus was the role Depp was made for. Pirates movies are pure kino.
>>71735153
Yeah, I am waiting, this series is great, but what makes it special is Johny acting.
>>71735585
wtf, i love cowgirls now
1>2>4>3
3 was so ham fisted and bullshit coming out of everywhere.
Also Geoffrey Rush makes movie 4 so great.
>>71735326
...did it really? It was so mediocre, fuck.
>>71739073
:3
I love denim and plaid shirts too
>>71735709
Script simply wasn't any good.
Official synopsis.
>Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) becomes a target of Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem), the fearsome leader of a crew of ghosts who have escaped from the Devil's Triangle hellbent on destroying all pirates. To defeat him, Jack, his first mate Joshamee Gibbs (Kevin McNally) and the crew of the Black Pearl are forced to ally themselves with Jack's old nemesis, Hector Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), as they embark on a quest for the fabled Trident of Poseidon that also leads Jack to cross paths with Henry Turner (Brenton Thwaits), son of his old friend Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), who is still burdened by his mission to ferry the dead into afterlife. Henry is now a young soldier in search of his purpose, whose forbidden love for Sophie (Kaya Scodelario), a nobleman's daughter, sends them both alongside Jack in the adventure of their lives.
>>71735153
>People of the color: dead men tell no talez
is this about police brutality?
>>71739697
Did you think this was funny while you were typing it?
>>71739645
last half is just the first movie all over again.
good fucking job.
who writes this shit?
>>71739697
>>71739769
samefag
>>71739876
nope
>>71739876
>>71739946
samefag
>>71736202
My dad works at Nintendo and he said Johnny showed up to smack that big tittied girl's Lon Lon jugs. Why is Depp always beating women.
>>71735585
she cant act for shit, makes sense
>>71739645
Sounds even worse than the last one. Not hyped
>>71736401
This, any other rating is retarded.
>>71735153
Yeah I kinda want another naval movie. Fantasy or not.
>>71737162
wait, really?
What is the point then? Just to have Johnny Depp?
Didn't they just release a Depp movie?
>>71735650
only correct answer. for real, the first one is good, but the second have everything, even a jar of dirt
>>71735326
Only because it made 4x it's domestic earnings in fucking China
>>71735153
I know who's excited.
>Dead Man's Chest
>Dead Men Tell No Tales
Eh, wish they picked up a different sounding subtitle
Directed by two Norwegian nobodies instead of based Verbinski? No thank you
>>71739645
Yet another fucking boring romantic subplot like the previous one? Don't they ever learn?
>>71745546
They directed Kon Tiki.
>Disney films
LOL. Of course I'm not "hyped".
But I actually want to see how La Danseuse turned out...
>>71739645
>first movie
ghost skeletons
>second movie
davy jones and the fucking kraken
>third movie
british people
>fourth movie
mermaids and blackbeard
fifth movie announced
>oh boy, what's the creature this time? so many interesting things in nautical folklore I w-
>ghosts again
Fuck that
>>71746091
I want a sea serpent.
>>71735709
Verbinski is god tier in visuals. All of his films looks amazingly detailed. Pirates 4 just looks so fucking bland and boring compared to the previous films.
