Hello! And welcome to Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
My name is Simon Amstell, andI'm the best comedy quiz show host of all time
I want to kiss him
Mark Lamar was better.
RIP panel shows 2bh
>>71733293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
>>71733255
>>71733287
they both, as well as bill bailey, had too much integrity to stay doing the show for long
fucking shit program Tbh
I live down the road from Jupitus and I've spoken with him a few times, top bloke off the screen
>>71733348
Much of Amstell's jokes were about how the show was a sinking ship, which nobody watches. It was lovely, a little twinkle of genuinity that the later seasons with guest hosts too afraid to say anything lacked.
>>71733348
Unlike someone I can think of.
Have there been any Panel show episodes post BRexit?
They tend to be very liberal and I kinda wanna see them make jokes and cry.
>>71733477
the last leg probably did something, fucking insufferable bunch of cunts
Mark Lamarr>Bill Bailey>Simon Amstell>Noel Felding>Sean Hughes>Guest Presenters>>>>>>>Phil Jupitus
>>71733477
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/power-monkeys
Haven't actually seen it but I can imagine it's shit. I don't mind Jack Dee though.
>>71733501
Oh yeah they did.
also in the related videos mock the week apparently has done a post brexit episode.
So much crying it is glorious.
best guest?
>>71733348
RIP Bill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-mNUQG6Gn0
i was on preston's side when he walked off. amstell was just trashing his wife, is he supposed to just sit there and take it? simon was a dick.
>>71733672
He just read his girlfriend's book.
>>71733684
>"THAT'S HIS WIFE!"
>>71733672
>is he supposed to just sit there and take it?
On a comedy show the correct response would probably be a witty comeback.
Walking off is admitting defeat.
>>71733706
He was just reading his wife's book.
>>71733672
The things he said to Jermaine Jackson were far, far more outrageous, man. He looked like he was going to kill Simon.
>>71733628
MUCHO LOVO!
>>71733672
Preston was/is a massive bellend though. He basically cheated on his fiancé live on television, then tried to use the publicity of his new relationship to boost his career. Scummy cunt deserved some aggressive piss taking for that.
>>71733729
>Jermajesty Jackson
>Jaafar Jackson
>Jaimy Jackson
>Jeremy Maldonado Jackson
>Donte Randall Jackson
>Jermaine Jackson, Jr.
>Autumn Jackson
>Dawn Jackson
>Jourdynn Michael Jackson
he had it coming
>>71733870
Am I the only one who found when they did the Identity parade nicknames with Simon they we're painfully unfunny? Compare it with Mark Lamarr
>Mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf02uZJyMWQ
>>71733341
>>71733628
Well, he had a dick and he was there
>>71733341
KINO
>>71734240
its more suited to Marks humour.
I did like Amstell as he made it his own but Mark was just funnier.
>>71733684
>>71733706
>>71733713
I dont even care if that was samefagging, i enjoyed it. Man i miss that era when people like ryan jarman and simon amstell were cool and even the NME almost mattered. Magic times
>>71734704
Simon Amstells a bit shite now.
>I'm gay!
>Death!!
>ywn see the video of that greenroom orgy
>Almost all the Amstell episodes are deleted or blocked from Youtube
>>71734751
yh what the fuck has he been doing the last 5 years?
>>71734751
He was always shite as a comic, he was just funny as fuck when shitting on celebs/his own show
Frankie Boyle was an amazing host
>my teeth look like a vandalised graveyard
>>71734704
>reading NME over MM
kys plebian
>>71734838
What if I told you I have every single episode on my computer and I can make a torrentfor you
>>71735133
Please m8. I've been watching them on youtube but the quality is fucking horrendous
>>71735131
M8 i was in my teens, let it go
>>71735133
MATE I'd fucking kiss you
>>71733255
I do agree, and was wondering why he got ousted, found out he was banging like 15year old boys or some shit, rumoured like but that was enough to kill him.
>>71735254
>>71735310
my internet is actually too shit for torrent (1MB/s upload)
So I'll do the next best thing and upload to mega
I have seasons 19,20,21 and 22.
Only missing one or two episodes when he guest hosted I believe.
Link to mega folder as soon as I have at least one episode up.
>>71735390
nice 1
>>71735390
Thank you so much brother. I was having a mild panic attack seeing how every mirror is dead or blocked, can't even find any DVDs of those seasons
>>71735416
>>71735461
https://mega.nz/#F!EdYByLra!p2v77A5DNFfwyZSvrBAXqA
>>71733255
Those two episodes Frankie Boyle hosted had me in fucking stitches.
I'll never forget, they were playing that round where 5 people are lined up and the panel has to guess which one was a real musician. The musician's name was Robin something, and Boyle introduced them with a funny spin on that name, depending on how they looked. Last guy was this old pedo guy and Boyle said: Robin' his cock up against the schoolbus window
it's on youtube somewhere
>>71733255
>My name is Simon Amstell, and I'm a gay British Jew, everyone pay attention to me being gay and British and Jewish! did I mention I have an extremely fucking irritating voice?
>>71735508
Bookmarked, you're a good man
>can't buy or find these episodes anywhere to buy legally
>they still enforce copyright to make sure nobody 'steals' from them
fuck jews to be quite honest familia
>>71735563
I dont recall him ever saying that
>>71735508
>You're going with A. Let's have a look, at the autocue now to find out.
Pissing myself, I forget how fast this guy is
>>71735508
This is awesome. Thanks. Not sure why but I've really been in the mood for these lately. It's a bummer not being able to find them on youtube or having to watch them split into three parts with the audio out of sync on dailymotion.
>>71735508
Internet points to this guy
>>71735508
doing god's work anon
>>71735563
I went to a recording, one of Lamar's last.
Total cunt, at the end the audience clapped and he shouted "Don't! Stop it! I hate you all!"
He had issues. Total Social Justice Warrior faggot.
>>71737281
it's fun making stuff up isn't it?
>>71735508
>he's still doing it
the absolute madman
>>71737392
Nah mate it's true
He started pointing at the black members of the audience and screaming, "GO HOME YOU NIGGGGGGGUUUURRRRRR".
At this point of the recording, he had to be subdued.
>>71733628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fayRZBZONz8
Haven't seen this in a while
>>71737392
M8 I swear blind, it was a christmas special.
It was a great night out, we smoked a joint on the way in to the beeb then wandered past loads of the radio studios, looking in at the microphone people.
I got bored halfway and went out for a fag and The Wurzels were all stood there in smocks.
100 pc true. What is the story with Lamar? He has a good show on the radio I think.
>>71738411
sure it is
The way he ripped into guests was fucking unreal.
When Amstell had the those guys from Blue on, goddamn. That was perfect. Amy Winehouse was great, too. Also the occasional American celebrity who didn't have the slightest clue (Kelly Rowland especially).
>do you put condoms on a man before you have intercourse?
>do you?
>...we just cuddle.
>>71733255
Truth
>>71733348
More like Bill BAEley
>>71739625
so he's actually gay?
Frankie Boyle was actually a really good host, he just doesn't do it often.
But Amstell is my favourite.
>>71735049
>Frankie Boyle
>amazing
>>71735508
You did good anon
>>71735508
Bumping just so people can see
>>71733413
I have no idea how he keeps getting work. He's the most consistently unfunny guest on every show he's on.
Only 4 episodes left
>>71742236
Can't thank you enough my man.
>>71735390
>>71735508
And it's done.
All four seasons.
>>71743193
I don't want to complain after all you've done, but did season 22 not contain 12 episodes? Your MEGA seems to be missing one
>>71741542
But he shouts and his randum xD
He's cornered the market in being an unthreatening panel show guest, no wonder he keeps getting work
>>71743450
huh weird
I don't have that episode
>>71743450
>>71743873
Ok so here is why, it's not episode 12 that is missing, it's episode 5 that wasn't aired until 2011.
>>71744127
>>71743450
And I actually found that episode on a private tracker with 1 seed.
So downloading and will upload to that mega if/when I get it.
>>71735508
Fucking hell nice one m8. A lot of these were on youtube a while back but they were taken down
>>71733279
Simon is super cute.
And yes he was the best, I've never seen someone be so good at being mean yet adorable at the same time
>>71733341
This is so spot on
>>71733341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo
The question time version is great too
>>71733255
Simon Amstell's standup is god tier
>>71744281
And I no longer have access to that mega acc because I just used a throwaway email to create it.
So here is the missing episode of Season 22:
https://mega.nz/#!vAwRhSJR!3YJ9mNGi3WfhsU5xnMwXD6VTDYXs0o_KhLjfS22dnP8
And here is the original folder to make it easier for people searching this thread in the future:
https://mega.nz/#F!EdYByLra!p2v77A5DNFfwyZSvrBAXqA
>>71744596
It's a real pity he doesn't do more
Anyone watch Grandma's House? It was pretty good, but I never watched Season 2.
>>71733255
As an American this show confuses the fuck out of me. What is the goddamn point, what the fuck are they saying, how is any of this funny
>>71744727
>As an American this show confuses the fuck out of me
>>71744727
It does rely on quite a lot of knowhow of 90's+early 00's music and British celebrities.
>>71733341
Was that a Charlie Brooker satire or something?
I'm a burgerfat who watches a lot of panel shows and that was pretty spot on
>>71744635
thank you
>>71744635
That missing episode is great.
>Have you ever cooked a jew?
I already used to watch this but when Amstell took over he brought it to a whole new level for me.
