How much would you pay him to star in your movie?
>>71725730
$50.
And I'm sure he would take it.
He'd pay me to be in it.
>>71725730
pack of smokes and a ride to the bus station
A clean shirt and a warm meal
A warm pepsi and slice of day old pizza from the fridge.
The trick is getting rid of him once he works for you.
>>71725730
Bout tree fiddy
The rest of my coke zero and a bus pass that's good for the next 5 and a half hours
>Did you say coupons to Burger King?
Me? I'd pay him crab legs.
>>71726208
No I said coupon, Eric, singular. Im not made of burger king coupons
>>71725730
a big mac and pepsi
>>71726109
Hey, that's my favorite drink
Is he an alright guy? I know his daughter is a colossal fuck up with mental issues
>>71725834
"hey anon now that the filmings wrapped up do you mind if i crash on your couch till my ride gets here'
>>71726230
I'll do it.
>chuckle as I think about that thread a few days ago about his 432 IMDB credits
>check his page
>now its 434
>>71725834
>keeps old pizza in fridge
>lets pepsi sit at room temp
>>71725834
Mmm. Pizza is always best the day after.
>>71726286
>disrespecting best Emma
it's almost like you want to be chewed and spit out
>>71726374
>checked his IMDB page on April 20th this
>he had 420 credits
Jesus Christ
>>71726473
>>71726374
I think Roberts himself said that nerds like you guys edit his IMDB page all the time
>>71726374
Eric Roberts is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until the film is done.
>>71726434
id love to unload a huge jizzshot on her face but them knees sorta kill it for me
>>71726590
wew
>>71726663
built like a stick figure
>>71725730
Got a couple of Dave and Busters cards with about 20 play tokens and 800 tickets to trade in for some candy
Will he do it?
>>71727048
throw in a 40 of malt liquor and well see
>>71726346
It's a gay porno btw that I'm trying to write off as an art film.
The other actors are all homeless black men and you'll be doing it bareback. I'm welling to add some taco bell sauces packets in there for you if you swallow.
>>71726346
You won't regret it. It's a wonderful restaurant.
Half a KitKat bar, 1 nosebleed ticket to a midseason Cleveland Browns game, and a thank-you card from Walmart.
>>71725730
A firm handshake and a trip down memory lane.
I'll let him have any water he wants as long as it's from the tap and he doesn't use my glasses
I'S MARONEY THE BRAINS OF THE ORGANIZATION?
An arena football league ticket somewhere in the upper bowl and a refried cigarette.
