Teach a /b/tard the basics of /tv/
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Get out and never return.
First watch these movies and the films of Blacked.com and then your /tv/ education can begin.
Posting off topic meta threads is a good start.
fuck you
now i want lemon lavender greek frozen yogurt
the jannies are really powerful on this board and delete posts at random
we have a few pedo-spammers who talk about "cunny" (little girl's vaginas)
we have a few cuckspammers who do free advertising for blacked.com
we have lots of redditors who like to talk about game of thrones 24/7 for some reason
we have a lot of /v/tards who won't shut the fuck up about comic book garbage and star wars crap
we have a lot of actress threads in which we talk about how sexy women's legs, armpits, feet, and butts are
and that's basically it. that's /tv/ in a nutshell.
House isn't funny.
>>71721509
It's pretty much this.
>>71721439
>>Sorry I did not have any other images available
I call bullshit. Even the lurkerfag /b/tard has an overabundance of images
>>71721439
Ben & Jerry's is the reddit of ice cream
>>71721509
you forgot something
>>71721509
Well done, I wish I had kudos to give.
>>71721439
i visited /b/ for the first time in years the other day, and good lord… its obvious thats the first board newfags visit. click this link and stay >>>/b/
>>71721631
Sauce!!!!!
can someone explain "what did she mean by this?" the dude says it in the porn but is hot pockets like a /tv/ thing?
>>71721509
It's like the woman is giving a free whiff of her vagine
>>71721775
hot pockets originated on /sp/. the joke is that the janitor is a retarded manchild who can't take care of himself properly so he only eats hotpockets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc
>>71721775
"what did she mean by this" is a versatile meme that allows us to shitpost easily. it's very nuanced, you'll just have to lurk more and pay attention and learn how to use it properly by yourself.
>>71721509
You forgot Bane/Sheev posting.
>be welcoming to newfags in one thread
>complain about how the board is filled with shitposts and pleb opinions in another
>>71721509
You forgot the best and most important thing: BANEPOSTING
BANEPOSTING: Refers to quoting TDKR dialogues, and using them in every imaginable way, also using TDKR imagery.
You need to learn names like Bane (AKA Big Guy), Smee, Juan Ovyu, Dr Pavel, Mosquito Man and Juan Ofus (Bane's brother)
>>71721926
op wants to be a good immigrant and assimilate. /v/tards and redditors are bad immigrants and don't try to assimilate.
daily reminder that game of thrones should be permanently banned from /tv/. not because the show is shit, but because the posters in those threads are shit.
/tv/ used to be bad
now, /tv/ is literally a worksafe reddit-friendly /b/
you are free to post about anything you want as long as you start your threads with "what are some movies about X", X being the thing you want to discuss.
meme posting is highly encouraged. so if you have an epic meme that you would like to share, do not hesitate to spam it for hours on here. the 14 year old autists are very much appreciative of all the goofs and gaffs you can throw their way.
intellectual discussion is not allowed, instead you should only try to categorize films into meme categories like "flick", "kino", "joint", etc. it's quite fun, and best of all it's easy for autists to do!
>>71721439
You don't have to have a foot fetish to post here, but you have to be okay with see longs of posts about women's feet.
Maybe fuck off back to your containment board?
>bergman
>tarkovsky
>ozu
>bresson
>fellini
that's all you need to know
>>71721439
lurk moar sempai.
>>71722003
*seeing lots of posts
thanks a lot dudes, i think im ready to be a big guy now XD
>>71721509
>we have a few cuckspammers who do free advertising for blacked.com
>a few
If I had a flavor of ice cream, it'd be rocky road with brownies and Oreo bits in it.
>>71721439
Fuck off.
>>71721508
same :< i can't find it in stores anymore
>>71721439
Basically, if you like any recent movies or want to discuss any upcoming ones you're a shill. Only things you can talk about are Batman Vs. Superman and porn that glorifies black men.
These rules are absolute. Do not deviate.
