Let's have one these threads.
>>71713209
I will never allow Zack Snyder anywhere near Berserk.
>>71713209
>Snyder
Toast looks more like Caska
>>71713415
Pick a swole nigga who will wear face prosthetics.
>>71713445
Casca is asian.
>>71713209
>wanting Zack "The Hack" Snyder anywhere near this
>>71713524
So?
If they ever make a third season
>>71713575
n-nothing
>>71713524
>Casca is asian now
fixed.
>>71713415
>>71713482
The Rock
reporting in
>>71714534
I'd actually be curious about a Wes Anderson gothic horror film if only for the sets and shots he'd use.
>>71713445
That's actually a great choice, it's hard to find women with dark skin but non-african facial features, which is what's necessary for Casca, but she would fit the role perfectly fine. She would need to build some muscle though.
>want to post mine
>lost file
>4plebs is down
fug
Also bump
>>71713209
>Snyder
FUCK OFF
>>71715140
>it's hard to find women with dark skin but non-african facial features
Mixed black/whites, we're the future.
>>71714534
Jesus, who hurt you anon? Was it Miyazaki?
Idris Elba would be a fine Griffith for Miles Teller's Guts
Del Toro could do both and it would be fucking wonderful
Henry Cavill might be able to pull it off
what did he mean by this?
>>71716229
> GdT amounts to more than the combined effort of the craftsmen and production designers he leverages for a muh-practical-effects factor
>>71716442
Well he always has his go-to production crew for the movies he has a lot of control over and they always turn out great.
if given that opportunity, a GDT Berserk movie would be fucking badass.
If they ever make a berserk movie they should make one of the lost children
>>71713209
>snyder
>super bald as guts
holy fuck this is bad
>>71716741
That would probably be for the best cosnidering it's short enough that it could ge done without cutting anything, and it isn't so fantastical that it would require huge amount sof CG. However, even if Berserk were to get a movie, which it never would, it definitely wouldn't just jump right into Lost Children.
>>71716741
>read up the anime is dropping Lost Children arc
>no immolated Guts catching a stinger with his face
oh well
>>71716888
That's a good thing. I'd hate to see Lost Children desecrated in that mess, and I don't look forward to seeing Tower of Conviction ruined either.
>>71716888
What's the difference between "catching a stinger with your face" and getting stung?
>>71716961
a big difference
>>71713209
I want snyder to doStardust Crusaders
>go on nearly any board which could have meta convos
>see Berserk on all of them
>go on /tv/ because I hope they aren't this far gone
>it's here as well
Berserk is the anime/manga version of Game of Thrones. Except GoT came after.
>>71717086
>Wanting an SDC adaptation
>Not a series of pure kino covering Steel Ball Run
>>71713209
> choice for casca is a disgusting nigger
>>71716961
one of them is "ow my face", the other is "ow my face but now you can't move because I caught your stinger in my teeth, get bisected bitch"
>>71713209
>Snyder directing Berserk.
It would be like the worst Excalibur rip off that you could made.
>>71717193
Hey man, the Irish are just like you and me.
>>71717061
>winston
>>71717207
She doesn't even die. She fucks off home.
>>71717150
> Berserk is the anime/manga version of Game of Thrones except Berserk only *seems* to be rambling exploitative tripe tailor-made for braindead drones
Fixed that for ya
>>71717207
What's the point anyway? They won't show a naked pubescent girl in films, they didn't even do it in the anime (90's, she was given way bigger tits) and even the manga has only few clefts of venus scenes.
>>71717168
I guess I could settle for that
>>71717294
she falls out of the sky dead from her wounds.
>>71713209
Fund it now
>>71717325
Berserk is more akin to Witcher anyway. Since Witcher series started off as flashbacks while Geralt is injured and back to present. With further stories being the same idea.
Berserk switches between present, past, present, past and only now has it been constant present pretty much all the time bar going back once for a small story. Then the prototype of Berserk got released as well.
>>71717355
The series does feel right for this board. No wonder mods are lenient with all this puckposting
>>71717419
Nah bro. It was a prank, she was going home. She said she was going home. She was wondering what was for dinner.
>>71717430
>no one has shopped this shit yet and put jaden smith as shinji to piss people off
>>71717430
>James Hong as Kenuske
>>71717361
>that dialog
Yeesh
>>71717465
Puck is a dude, you know that, right? If it was a female elf, it would make more sense. Besides, /tv/ shook off it's "the board with paedophiles" around 2013.
pls no bully
>>71717086
Fuck off, I don't want that guy anywhere near my JOJO.
>>71717477
a shoop of that mangnitude would take weeks
If Ford as Larry doesn't work for you sub in John Goodman
>>71717465
>>71717507
What's the problem? He just wants to perform cruel contracts at a comfortable price.
>>71717569
Nobody remembers the page before this you see her DFC.
Also, that ass is fucking fat. Disgusting.Am I memeing right?
>>71717541
>>71717477
>>71717541
You jest, but I double dare you to find a piece of JadenLore that couldn't organically pass as an Evangelion quote 1:1
>>71714534
>Tom Hanks as Gwynn
>>71717061
>Clint Eastwood/His son not playing literally Clint Eastwood hero
Why
>>71717555
>Jhagatai Khan
FUCK YES
>>71717473
>Nah bro. It was a prank, she was going home. She said she was going home. She was wondering what was for dinner.
Sure she was.
>>71717680
Funny thing is, some of those aren't bad. I mean, they're old as fuck, especially the book store one, but they're not terrible.
The "Most Trees Are Blue" is a bit odd. Since the Greeks did not call the colour blue 'blue', they called it 'bronze'. So, is it a perspective thing?
See, it's a sign of a true genius when people start asking questions like "What the fuck you on about bitch?"
>>71717430
> rei looks like a mongoloid
>>71717617
>that ass is fucking fat. Disgusting.
>>71713209
>>71714534
fuck off with this anime shit
>>71717764
>bale in a double role
I don't even care what movie he does, I want this
>>71717774
No bully. She's the only fully naked loli you see in the manga. Most of the time they're indistinct blobs or non definied shapes. Casca and Schrieke, you see their tits and they're like 12. Maybe Schrieke is younger. Erica you only see butt. The Rape Cave lolis are blobs, but you see dozens of little boys dicks.
>>71717535
I also wantMichael Mannto do Cowboy Bebop
>>71717816
It's a meme, you dip. Are you that new you don't know the fat ass meme?
Don't reply, I don't want to talk to somebody who hasn't bothered to lurk. Should be a 6 month lurk period before being able to post.
>>71717858
>it's anime so it's shit
Enough of this meme. Anime is medium amongst the others and though it has spawned some stupid sub-cultures it's not inherently bad
>>71717858
> GRRR I FUCKING HATE THIS ANIME SHIT GRRRRRR
> BETTER POST IN THE THREAD AND KEEP IT BUMPED
Name a better actor for Jensen
Pro tip:You can't
>>71717914
Saying it's disgusting isnt a meme.
Back to redito newfriend.
>Me:
I chose to play myself because I want unsimulated sex scenes.
>Love Interest:
Obvious.
>Best friend:
Nathan Jones. He's massive, muscly and I want scenes where he's working out and being cool and shit. I hope this movie would help his career.
>Brother:
Ray Liotta. I love him and want to do brotherly stuff with him.
>Boss:
Obvious.
>Worst Enemy:
Fucking faggot. At least three scenes where I beat him up. Nathan Jones can do shit like dunk him through a hoop while I makeout with KStew. (Most scenes call for me and KStew being sexually active)
>Directed by:
I think they'd best help show my vision but I wouldn't be past replacing him.
>Music by:
Boney M. Obvious.
>>71717970
Which one of those is Jensen
>>71717555
>Horus
>Not Steven Seagal
>>71717128
Underrated post, good taste Anon.
>>71718005
u fuh real
>>71718067
Well which one is it? You didn't put any fucking names and you told me to pick a better actor
>>71717987
Yes it is. Again, you're new. I advise you to look up the Irish screencap on such things, then get back to me.
It's OK, newfriend, you'll learn about 4chan just by reading
>back to redito
Ah, the last refuge of the wrong. Plus you must be on the spectrum as you cannot follow a simple instruction to not reply to me. So I'll try again, but even repeating to autistic people isn't enough.
>>71718009
There are no motherfucking birthdays to kill, anon.
>>71717868
>Michael Mann to do Cowboy Bebop
I get it, you watched his older movies, that grittiness and colours, but his movies don't look like that any more, they look like shit, all thanks to those cheap shitty digital cameras.
>>71718089
Jensen is the guy next to Keanu. With the sun glasses.
>>71718089
Go play retard on /tv/ OH WAIT
>>71714534
I would watch the shot out of this. Wilson as Solaire. Nice
>>71718156
>they look like shit
You are wrong and also digital is not bad
>>71713445
Damn she looks good
>>71713209
>pippin
>manlet
Fuck off
>>71717565
TEMPLATE
>>71713209
>snyder
Don't let this hack anywhere close to my berserk please
>>71718175
>I play video games
fucking pleb
>>71718206
Isn't that the movie with the shit actor, never felt like watching it.
>>71718163
Think Evan Hawke would do fine, then
>>71717870
>mew as Jill Valentine
My dick is splitting at the seams
>>71717868
Fuck that, bring back Tony Scott somehow
>>71718252
>I play a fucking moron
And you do it well.
>>71717870
When does the filming start ?
>>71718250
Yeah because berserk adaptations tend to be so great.
>>71713209
is that lloyd braun?
>>71717865
>Does amazing body transformation for each part, interactions are CGI'd in despite being filmed a year apart
>Has to lose/gain 40 pounds again for reshoots
>>71718344
Why do you feel so superior when you're such a pleb?
>>71717061
>Those choices for Roadhog and Junkrat
>>71717680
10/10
>>71718406
And that's why we don't need more shit. The new anime is already too painful to watch thank you
>>71718454
Fund it
>>71718135
You haven't learnt your memes properly kid.
You're retarded, and your shits all fucked up.
Depart for reddit immediately
>>71718513
I literally said "Am I memeing right?" as an ironic comment and you chose to ignore that as well. I think you're fishing for (You)'s. Here is my final one.
>>71718473
whoops posted the old version
>>71717776
OR it's a sign of true retardation. I'll admit it's sometimes blurry and difficult to do the distinction but unfortunately I've yet to see our friend Will junior write a philosophical essay to explain to us his vision of the world
>>71718557
>I literally said "Am I memeing right?"
This is what reddit says.
Dont worry lad, you'll fit in sooner or later ;^)
>>71717776
>The "Most Trees Are Blue" is a bit odd. Since the Greeks did not call the colour blue 'blue', they called it 'bronze'. So, is it a perspective thing?
He's saying the trees are blue. They have the blues. The trees are depressed.
>>71718186
This is already being made into a movie by Tom Cruise
>>71718186
This seems like something that would happen.
>>71718759
He won't do it the justice that Ron Howard would
>>71718859
Is RUSH actually good?
>>71718894
Not him, but it's fucking amazing.
Great acting by Hemsworth and Bruhl.
I'm not even an F1 fan.
>>71718894
It's fantastic, probably the best movie about cars/racing out there. I'm surprised it didn't get any Oscar nominations. There's some GOAT widescreen racing cinematography too.
>>71718575
>>71718473
Your Major and Batou picks are beyond fucking trash. Everything else checks out though.
>>71717680
redpilled as fuck
>>71719027
The Major needs to be androgynous and stoic. either actress could pull that off, but i think Swinton would have a better chance at it, though it'd be a departure from any role she's played before.
i admit to being at kind of a loss for Batou. it's not an easy call to make - the actor needs to have massive physical presence, but also come across as quite intelligent. i think it's more about the writing than anything else.
>>71717680
>The Real Question Is What Am I Right Now?
This is actually a really good one. I've met a lot of people, both young and old, who are so concerned with what they'll be doing in the future that they're totally listless in the present. I think a more present oriented focus –seeing the value in the current moment– would benefit both children and adult alike.
>>71717870
>Jill as MEW
YES YES FUCK YES.
Fuck it, they just just do a Resi 3 and make it totally Jill focused!
I know it's not his style but I'd like to see what Malick could do with Greek mythology.
If he doesn't want to do it I bet Mel Gibson would do a good job
>>71719187
DUBSMAN HAS BLINDED ME
>>71717736
Go watch Slow West, faggot
>>71717530
you know, that's exactly who i imagined as foaly when i read that last
>>71718894
yeah, it's excellent. really restrained, extremely tense and a genuinely well done relationship arc between the male leads.
>>71713209
>it's a /v/eddit thread
>>71717530
MAKE THIS HAPPEN
>>71717128
My dick is diamonds
>>71715667
This just screams Fincher.
>>71714534
>Wilson as Solaire
10/10
>>71720723
You scream Fincher when you have sex?
>>71717565
Holy shit I love this man
>>71717061
>mei actress is not thick
DELETE
>>71717128
fuck now i'm really sad
>you will never see this in your lifetime ;_;
>>71713209
Your casting is a mixed bag. Do you know what Ezra Miller's voice sounds like? It's horribly shrill. He couldn't do Griffith justice.
>>71717870
>Kiefer as BARRY
FUND IT
>>71721058
No. The thing with the black mask just screams "Fincher" over and over again. It's his only line of dialogue in the series. Pretty weird choice desu.
>>71717870
looks good, replace Kiefer with Paul Giamatti and we're sold
Is berserk actually worth reading?
I've never read manga before
>>71721292
its one of the most overhyped anime manga works out there. wait until its finished then read it
>>71717430
>live action anime adaptation
>>71717555
the rock as vulkan is perfecto
>>71721442
time has passed for perfect samus aran. Should have been charlize theron 5-10 years ago.
maybe she could still pull it off but her filming schedule must be insane at this level in her career.
>>71721442
oh fucking please. Daddario would be a better Samus compared to this twig
This can never happen...
>>71721713
Or this...
>>71717061
Good Genji casting
>>71716216
Idris Elba is perfect in any role.
Shitty bait.
>>71713524
Casca is a chocolate goddess bruh.
>>71717128
who will play the Shrike?
>>71713445
She'd be perfect actually
>none of these movies get made
>meanwhile Adam Sandler keeps churning out a movie every six months
![outlaws1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1MvEnPk.jpg "outlaws1000[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keaLGgGPLA4
>>71713209
i love u domhnall
>>71717061
>winston
>>71724453
>>71714534
>Forgetting Anastasia's name
>No Priscilla
>>71716741
They should, considering there isn't a ton to fuck up, it'd be perfect for a 90 minute movie
I doubt they'd be willing to animate a movie where the main antagonist is an 11 year old girl who's always naked and constantly showing off visible nips and vag
>>71721341
>Implying it'll ever be finished
>>71717128
Yes.
BAM!
>>71713524
Casca is fuckkng Kushan
dumb /v/ crossover culture now
/sp/v/ 2.0, neo/tv/
>>71725117
I'd watch the shit out of that.
Really though, Cronenberg is the only one for IHNMAIMS
Problem is, nobody would ever fund it.
>>71714602
you mean set/production design and cinematography, you fucking plebeian child.
>>71715915
>Mixed black/whites, we'redisgusting abominations
ftfy
>>71725117
who would be AM?
>>71725242
YES!
my dream movie
>>71725338
kevin hart
I just assumed that it would be digital.
>>71717061
>the winston
>the roadhog
Top kek
Mei isnt joocy tho
>all these video games and anime
Are you all 15? No wonder this board is fucking awful.
>>71725796
>having such narrow horizons you completely dismiss storytelling mediums
kys
>>71725796
I am rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say to me bounces back and sticks to you.
>>71725845
Those storytelling mediums are almost entirely pure trash, and if you weren't a manchild ultrapleb you would realize it. But no, you're a "gamer," so you're too fucking stupid to realize how awful the media you worship is.
Can't think of even an actress good/young enough to play Lain but this could turn out amazing.
>>71726009
Says the guy shitposting on /tv/, arguably one of the worst boards on 4chan.
>>71726009
By completely disregarding thousands upon thousands of stories, you are the literally retarded ultrapleb down syndrome ass burger sperglord faggot.
Enjoy your incredibly narrow viewpoint on entertainment, you fucking degenerate
>>71726115
I would actually kill to see a Rob Schneider True Detective performance.
>>71725442
Make this happen
>>71726088
fuck it; this is what i want
Go outside and talk to real people, you weeb shits.
For fuck's sake, you can't even stay on your own smelly little board.
>>71726229
You'd need a 2nd director for the giant robot fight scenes. Gareth Edwards maybe
>>71726437
>says this on a board dedicated to the feet of kristen stewart
>>71726598
>>71726560
>someone saved my picture
But I did already post it earlier in the thread.
>>71724521
>>71726560
Is MGS3 the most overrated game ever? No, but it's the most overrated MGS game, surely.
>>71726735
Yes. And MGS2 is the most underrated.
>>71713209
Fucking awful
>>71726782
I actually agree with you. The Tanker chapter is some of the best gameplay I've ever experienced, and I firmly believe in my heart of hearts that, if the whole game had been that good, MGS2 would be considered the end-all Michael Jordan-caliber "best game ever made".
MGS2 Substance is gaming nirvana. You're getting 100+ hours of content that plays as smooth as cream and still holds up well.
>>71726782
I love listening to Raiden bitch about rose all the time.
>>71714534
fucking hell anon
I haven't gotten very far yet
Andrew Ryan is a toughie
Also, I'm lazy.
>>71726997
Who is this titcow
>>71725338
AM doesn't actually speak in the short story, bro.
>>71727039
>We need more shit like GoT: the post
>>71727509
For real though, if they could nail the atmosphere of the game, it'd make a spectacular film. A modern day Alien, if you will.
