No BarfyMan362 you cannot rape my mother with a knife
>>71699408
This barfyman guy sounds like a real jerk.
Never got the cult following of this guy. He's funny, sure. But he's not all that profound or amazing. I don't get it.
>>71699500
It's his delivery.
>>71699500
He was one of the original anti-humor comedians, and his style hasn't changed much over the last 20 years.
Why did the idiot throw a clock out of the window?
Because it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man who knife raped his wife.
You want to hear my impression of Carson making the the 9/11 call?
>You mean 911 call.
Yes, of course.
But 9/11 was a national tragedy.
>>71699500
It grows on you, its more about his entire persona and delivery, and not just the jokes he does. I started to appreciate him when I listened to his podcast show, him shooting the shit with fellow comedians was hilarious.
>>71699602
American Airlines ranked 2nd in Airline satisfaction. Do you know which ranked first? 9/11 Airlines
what a terrible name for an airliner
Post essential Normcore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm0zv9E-oPI
>>71699846
You remember that 9/11, the tragedy..?
>Please don't Norm..
I had to.. walk through blood 'n' boones, through New York City..
>Jesus
Looking for my brother..
Turns out he was in Northern Canada.
>It's a lose all your assets on a game of football episode
>It's a loss it all again sequel
>It's a loss it all again trilogy
>>71699556
"Barbara Walters is announcing her retirement from The View. What's next for Babs?...
... Death."
>>71700579
>>71699602
>>71699846
>>71700579
>>71700773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX1SojKfgNI
Look under your seats everyone!
Why, it's Adam Egret licking out your asshole!
>>71699500
Norm is like a drunken boxer of comedy. You can never tell what he's going to do. One time he'll do a joke and it's a dud. And... that's it there's nothing else. Other time he'll tell one and it's a dud, then just after it he sets up the real punchline. It's that unpredictability that makes him unique.
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>that story Breuer tells about Norm trolling the shit out of Chris Kattan
>>71700934
Norm is his own self-contained entity in a line of work that basically involves doing everything you can not to rip someone else off on accident.
>>71700994
"I remember that one sketch Chris Kattan did.. yeah, it was that one where he tried to play someone other than a gay arab.."
>>71699408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofXxinOtPiQ
>>71700994
>>71701043
Is Chris Kattan gay? Because in the story he seems to state he's very attracted to Pam Anderson at every chance. It seems really weird. Is he over compensating?
>>71701043
Corky Romano?
This is one that actually cut out after the original live broadcast about Angelina Jolie. Too edgy for the internet
https://youtu.be/aLtTx2wAUbk
>>71701109
If Norm thinks you're gay, he's brutal about pointing it out in one way or the other.
He did it to Andy Richter, maybe as a joke "Andy the Swedish German" he would call him on those TNN Conan interviews.
He then would recite some story involving Andy doing a homosexual act or being a town gay prostitute, I'm completely blanking here because I just woke up.
Someone link it, help! lol
>>71700994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rFu_u71gas
>>71699516
This.
Also, it's worth noting that almost everyone in the comedy business think he's hilarious.
Except Sarah Silverman.
>>71701185
Why does Sarah Silverman not like him? He's funneir than she is.
Your Dad is still alive, right?
>>71701217
He pretty much flat line said in an interview with Dennis Miller that she was unfunny. By name.
In the business, that's pretty harsh, like your career is being attacked so she pertty much has to not like him.
She probably hates it and it makes her sad.
>>71699935
This is Norm McDonald at his finest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N6nPhg0jss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrFm3ELbXtY
And of course, just watch his improv skills at work in this classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0
>>71699500
He does it when there's real tension.
>>71701217
His style clashes with hers. See here at 14:00 how they just don't gel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw
And that's how Norm likes it.
Skip to 1:25. This sums up /fit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWGAm55gApk
what was he on all the time? says he doesn't drink but the difference in sobriety between some of his interviews is huge
especially the radio ones, he sounds fucked up
>>71701248
>That James Brown joke
oh that was bad.
>>71701310
15:00
"No offense but it sounds like some commie gobbeldy-gook!"
Oh my fucking god, I forgot about that line.
I love this man.
>>71701310
Talk about awkward
>>71701217
I remember when Norm was on O&A he was talking about female comics
>"Who's funnier than Sarah Silverman? Nobody! ... except dudes"
>>71701380
Pretty sure he's manic depressed and has periods where he is up and periods where he is down.
>>71701175
Anyone have a link to the actual sketch he's talking about? I can't seem to find it.
>>71701613
>Finding an SNL sketch
I'll wait.. call me in a year.
>>71701248
jokes about Hitler and mangled stereotypical German yelling.
>genious comedian
t. /tv/
> AFRICAN AMERICANS
>>71701156
lmao
>>71701156
I don't get it.
>>71701665
>genious
Check this ricky gervais bong motherfucker here talking about comedy.
ARR YOO TAKIN THA PISS MATE
>tfw no season 3
>>71701811
Gervais is okay. I like some of his O&A appearances..
But when he gets into his squeeling fits over small little half-jokes I want to just x out of the video.
>>71701757
Angelina Jolie got a double mastectomy a while ago.
That clip of him telling holocaust jokes to marty funkhouser was good
>>71701828
E1S3 will be up at 6:00 pm PST, Norm confirmed it on stream
>>71701757
>she's quite a hero when you think about it
>if she hadn't cut her tits off she had like a 95% chance of dying a slow painful death
>you cut your tits and everybody calls you a fucking idiot
This is it, what's not to get? It's his delivery
>>71699516
>Nine-heeeheheehehe-ele-hehehaaahaha-nine eleven
>>71701658
I know I will never ever see the Rick Stone, Private Eye sketch with Kelsey Grammer ever again and it kills me.
>>71701613
http://buckyayo50.tumblr.com/post/94574665724/fynormmacdonald-heres-the-twilight-zone-sketch
>God damn I wish I had a time machine
To see that action?
>Yeah no, to take back my question
Based Norm
>You know, the more I learn about that Hitler fella the more I don't care for him!
>I mean this guy was a real jerk!
>Ah they tell me, oh, he was a great public speaker! He could talk really well! I watch one of his speeches and he's like "SHLARGHALAHAJA!!!!" I mean, that's not my idea of a silver-tongued devil, y'know?
>>71701175
Is this dude drunk or is it part of his act?
>>71702183
Well that was disappointing.
>>71702465
That's just how he talks.
>>71702465
Sadly, that's normal Jim Breuer.
I think if he was drunk it would be indecipherable.
>>71701893
Seriously, do you have the source?
If so thats great his podcast is probably the funniest i have ever listened to
>>71701613
>>71701658
http://buckyayo50.tumblr.com/post/94574665724/fynormmacdonald-heres-the-twilight-zone-sketch
>>71702465
>>71702581
Isn't Jim pretty much "dude weed lmao" tbqh?
>You and me, we should kill Hitler.
He died fifty years ago
>Did he? I didn't even know he was sick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESA7yu1x4UM Gets me every time
Casual reminder
>>71702642
Not really. He has a few weed jokes but he's not full-on Doug Benson. For the most part that's just how he naturally looks and speaks.
>>71703149
>Milana Vayntrub
literally who
Daily reminder
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8s_wVywJuiw
>>71703149
>Implying Norm didn't just want to fuck her
>>71703219
/thicc/ goddess
>>71699408
Don't laugh at 9/11 that's not funny. I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan looking for my brother.
He was in Northern Canada.
A college freshmen just broke the world record for breaking the most egg shells with his head in order to get into the Guiness Book of Fucking Retards.
>>71701109
He's a performer, his body type and voice are fairly slight, so acting like that gets him laughs.
so if the podcast ever comes back who can he get...
Robert Blake?
Jan Michael Vincent??
David Letterman???
DUDE THINLY VEILED CONSERVATIVISM, RACISM AND ANTISEMITISM LMAO
No wonder 4chan loves him
>>71703865
Except for letterman id say those 2 and some snl friends also 1 or 2 you wouldn't expect like when they got russel brand
>>71704084
no hard working baitposter should go un(you)ed
here you go man god bless
Op looks like a flower.
Yeah, a cauliflower
>>71704260
Your face looks like a cunt
>>71701310
I love this video, watching him wind up those two cunts either side of him.
>>71701341
Fucking kek
>>71701248
>Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache.
What a time that was
I'll miss Sports Show
Knick Knack, Patty Wack. Give a frog a loan; his dad's a Rolling Stone.
Season 3 when
>>71699408
sept. 19 his book comes out
>>71699500
no hes both profound and amazing. funniest man to ever walk the planet
>>71701160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tSGI5AGq-c
>>71700934
That is the dumbest analogy I've ever heard in my life.
>>71701380
I'm pretty sure the no drinking/drugs thing is bullshit. He drank a whole bunch on the Tom Green show and a lot of comedians say they smoked weed with him. Also he says he doesn't enjoy sex which goes against the fact that he allegedly cheated on his wife with some beautiful lady.
>>71707391
>when people get older they settle down
yep, total bullshit
>>71699535
>"I'm not an anti-comic and I'm not a meta-comic. And I despise anyone who is."
- Norm
>>71703274
Nice Ass senpai.
>>71707600
>not realizing that was an intentionally ironic statement
digits confirm
norm GOAT
>>71707109
I don't know why i find it so funny every time he says "Andy Richter the Swedish German".
>>71707178
>>71700934
I'm not even joking, I am in disbelief that you even posted that. I had to come back after 30 minutes or so just to tell you that it's so fucking bad, I came back to the thread to screenshot your analogy.
>>71707875
Norm is that you?
>>71703274
Role of a lifetime
>>71701310
>14:06
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID MOVEMENT WHERE SHE FORCES HER JAW FORWARD IN AN UNDERBITE FASHION?
SHE DOES IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND ITS STUPID AS FUCK!!!!!
YOU ARE NOT JIM CAREY, YOU CAN"T MAKE FUNNY FACES
YOU CANT EVEN MAKE FUNNY
Only church this guy goes to is the church of chicken
...you know
I'm sorry about bringing up Hitler
COMMIES
>>71708078
Because he eats nazi assholes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dafy2r2pPmk
fucking slays me every time
>>71707109
Well at least I still have my dignity
>yeah you weren't gay, you were raped!
>>71706142
I don't get it.
Is it an American fable?
You're an acid-tongued A-rab!
>>71701710
Now you're thinking like Albert Fish.
>>71711306
No, I know there's no Albert Fish because I would have heard about that.
>>71699500
>he wants his comedians to be profound
Hmm really makes you think.
>>71701613
The Eye of the Beholder episode of the Twilight Zone..
MAN
G
R
A
T
E
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE TONIGHT
post norm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmi0mDc-cBY
>>71701380
he gets fucked up on xanax regularly
>>71709398
Gladiators?
>>71703149
>>71712772
how do i get a body like this?
>>71712824
Be Jewish
New norm soon I am hype
>>71713469
Huh?
>>71707816
The ridiculousness of it and, principally, the delivery.
>not interested in sex
>sits at home and does nothing all day
>asocial
>constantly thinking about death and running out the clock on life
>sounds tired as shit in radio interviews
Is Norm going to kill himself?
>>71714248
Of course not, he has the time of his life gambling and procrastinating.
>>71714248
>>constantly thinking about death and running out the clock on life
If you see him live it's frightening seeing him talk about how he's terrified of death and he is only happy on stage. Even more frightening is when he immediately goes on to do hilarious jokes a second after.
>>71707875
Is your entire phone in that shitty font? Worse than comic sans. Grow up.
Where can I find the infamous Twilight zone skit? It's from season 22 ep 18. Fucking jews don't have it up on Netflix, Hulu, the NBC site, or Youtube
>>71714432
Man, I remember when my dad died. It was a heart attack. And I was the second one to see him, after my mom. Then those guys came in, that aren't doctors but wear white coats. One of them told me: Don't worry Norm, he's in a better place? I say: really? he's on the floor.
He didn't feel a thing, others tell me. I find that heart to believe. I mean, I wake up when my cat walks across my belly. And he didn't feel a thing, when his heart attacked and kill him? I don't know about that.
>>71701436
>I've never heard the word "collective" without Leon Trotsky
>>71701938
>A BURRITO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeaH_0NRDZw
CHICKEN
STEAK
>>71711038
>Knick knack paddy wack give the dog a bone, this old man came rolling home
Play off a nursery rhyme
