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REEEE, THE STARKS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
It's not fair >>71684982
>>71688656
>Cersei
>being capable of mustering up a force to counter the North and the Vale after killing his alliance with the Tyrells, and the rest of the Reach who are loyal to them, as well as any competent leader who actually could
Freys a shit, and with Walder dead the Riverrun will all be up in arms again, and I don't think the Baratheons exist anymore, and all she has are her Lannister soldiers and the houses loyal to them in the Westerlands. Maybe the houses of the Crownlands but the show doesn't give a shit about them.
Based Preston
azor baelish
All right boys, it's that time yet again. Let's play a quick roleplaying game.
You're Brother Lancel
You get charged with bringing the Queen Mother to her trial since she didn't show up for it
You exit the Sept
You then see some random little kid running down the stairs
Do you:
>A: Ignore the little faggot
>B: Bring your bros with you to chase him because he's kind of suspicious, completely abandoning your entire purpose
>C: Tell your bros to do the task you were charged with and then proceed to chase that little fucker down dark alleyways and corridors completely alone because lol why not?
>D: Find a breastplate stretcher
>>71688846
she's going to send jaime north with the lannister army where he'll reunite with brienne where they fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>71688846
If the plot demands it, she will teleport to Winterfell with an army ready to fight.
>>71688920
B, could be cersei glamoured, why else would he run away?
>>71688920
>E: What kind of double-date trial starts without one of the defendants? Bone up on your Westerosi civil law.
>>71688936
If the plot made sense, Jaime would fucking kill her in the first episode of the next episode for doing the shit he actively tried to prevent in the rebellion.
>>71688846
She has the largest Army in the 7 kingdoms besides Dany's meme army. All she'd need to do is stroll up and take a shit on Winterfell and it'd be over quickly. The problem is it'd take a long while to actually march all that way and we have no reason to expect Jon to just "LOL LETS INVADE THE SOUTH XDDD" out of nowhere.
>>71688793
>implying Littlefinger isn't the endgame human big bad
see you in season 8 guys
>>71688988
aerys wanted to blow the entire city up, cersei saved it by killing the sycophants, the greedy and the ruthless.
>>71688988
Well she may be the mad queen now but he still loves her, it will take a while for him to get over it.
Which episode of Season 7 will Littlewanger die in?
>>71688988
>implying Jamie ISN'T going to kill Cersei
even the plebs that only watch the show can see this one comingbut not before he has to kill brienne in a fight
>>71689039
She killed the innocent as well. RIP Bernie, may you redistribute all the wealth in the hall of the Drowned God. You truly paid the iron price.
>>71688920
>F: I abandon the sparrows and go back to fucking Cersei while Jaime is gone
>>71688998
The Tyrells have the biggest army.
You know, the guys whose family members she betrayed and blew up.
>>71689053
Episode 6
>>71688998
I'm expecting Dany to lay siege on King's Landing, making her too busy to deal with the north, unless she splits her forces or Dany's fleet somehow takes fucking forever to get to Blackwater or decides to land somewhere else to delay the damn confrontation.
>>71688857
>>71689060
I'd fucking LOVE to see this, holy shit.
>>71689082
was he even devoted? it seemed he was a demagogue, they didn't really develop him enough if so.
>>71689091
I think he'll try to force his fat chode up Sansa's firm arse, she'll turn around and strangle him with her long hair
>>71689101
Dany has dragons. In the words of based Baratheon General
>There's not going to be a siege, your grace
>>71689089
Jaime has literally said that the Tyrell Army is smaller than the Lannister Army at the current moment.
>>71689101
This seems likely, though Euron may disrupt this. Perhaps if he does Dany will need to land somewhere else and march. Maybe the Stormlands?
thick.
>>71689060
>he kills Cersei
>He is now King Jamie Lannister, first of his name
>Marries dany
>jon and fuck off in the north because no one cares about that arid winter wasteland
>>71689124
He's devoted, he just probably hates royals and nobles and wants to cut them down a notch.
>>71688920
not sure
either A or D
>>71689160
Petyr's plan might actually be a deep level ruse.
>>71689160
Petyr hasn't even begun to peak. Game of Thrones? Try bigger. Game of WORLDS
>>71689169
What? How could the reach army possibly be smaller? Tyrell men have fought in one battle the entire war.
>>71689124
Dude spent time smelly and poor going around giving poor folks soup. How the fuck would he ever have predicted that Cersei would screw up and give him that chance at power?
I firmly believe he was indeed devout. Whether you agree with his morals is a different story, tho.
>>71689182
>Jaime not bending the knee to a stronger woman who can boss him around like the handless bitch that he is
>>71688793
>REEEE, THE STARKS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
do normies even understand the memes they steal?
>>71689124
Who knows? He ascended to a higher plane of existence right before he would have to tell us his totally coherent and consistent motives.
>>71688988
He can't kill her right away because Cersei still has main character plot armor.
He will when Dany arrives and Cersei chooses to burn down King Slanding over handing it over to the younger more beautiful queen that has come to take her spot.
>>71689207
i suppose, it just seemed in some scenes that he would be happy to ignore sins (Jaime in the sept)
and pride (his smugness over Tommen joining the crown and faith)
like >>71689187 said though that doesn't raelly mean he wasn't devoted
>>71689221
no
>>71689207
Here's the thing, the twist if you will; he's devout sure - but not to the Seven! He was an agent. An agent of... The White Walkers
>>71689160
The endgame is he wants to make a republic, with checks and balances to prevent crazy bitches like Cersei from getting power making the King or Queen as a figurehead.
Petyr is a hero or Oliver Cromwell, who knows.
>>71689250
R'Hllor Hungers, indeed
>>71689237
He was human after all, I think he mentions a few times that he sins himself. But yeah even though we'll never know for sure I'd hedge bets that he actually believed in what he said for the most part. Probably had a problem with the nobles being greedy insane assholes, but by this point who wouldn't?
>>71689202
Their forces were undoubtedly rolled into the troops fighting Robb, and Stannis probably ended up inheriting at least a good number of them, who them went and got blown up at Blackwater.
Even still, Lannister troops are better than Tyrell ones.
>>71689169
>>71689202
There's no fucking way it's bigger than the Reach army if it's just the Westerlands, maybe if you count the Crownlands and Stormlands as well, but the Stormlands aren't even in the game anymore, all Baratheons are dead.
>>71689277
wh-what kind of sins did he commit
>>71689202
>How could the reach army possibly be smaller?
Dunno but when Jaime and Cersei talked with Tyrells Jaime said that Reach army is only second size in Westeros. And after this episode Lannister's army didn't have casualties.
>>71689300
When I say the Lannister Army I mean their combined military force from the Westerlands, Crownlands, and Stormlands, not just the Westerlands. The Riverlands is also still theirs but it's hard to discern what the hell is going to happen in the Riverlands. We also don't know if all of Dorne and the Reach will even back up Dany. The Sands are bastards and the Hightowers fucking hate dragons.
why does this promo pic look like sansa hates it but then she looked into it in the actual episode?
different takes?
>>71689160
Well in other times his clibing of the ladder might've gotten him a lot of stuff, but not when people need a strong leader to take them into battle.
Petyr can't lead, but he'd scheme to be the head anyway and replace the person everyone does want to follow into battle, which will cause him to die. He has to play by their rules now with the Walkers coming.
>>71689289
>Their forces were undoubtedly rolled into the troops fighting Robb
The Tyrells' whole thing is their unwillingness to do anything more than nominally support their kings, why would they risk their men when they control the food to KL and have the larger army? Lannisters can't bully them like the rest of the families.
>Stannis probably ended up inheriting at least a good number of them, who them went and got blown up at Blackwater.
Stannis specifically doesn't inherit any of them; Loras flees with the reachmen before he arrives.
>Even still, Lannister troops are better than Tyrell ones.
Tired men worn down from years of combat versus fresh armies barely even touched.
Jaime really says that the reach has a smaller army? Hopefully they'll explain it next season.
>>71689399
She couldn't not enjoy getting pashed by CIA
Every actress has her limits!
Gendry return when?
>>71689399
Probably. Or maybe they took the pic when she pulls away at the very end.
>>71689439
She enjoyed getting raped by Ramsay irl
>>71689386
The riverlands are a liability at this point, and the Stormlands would be out... If the series wasn't pretending they were just part of the Crownlands.
halfway thru s4, when does it stop being so fucking boring?
>>71689399
>you will never fuck sophie from the front and then cum on her mound
suicide in 3, 2, 1...
>>71689471
>fucking from the front
>not taking the superior side entrance
>>71689432
>Jaime really says that the reach has a smaller army? Hopefully they'll explain it next season.
There is nothing to explain, Tyrells just bad in wars, while Tywin and kevan build Lannister's army for years.
>>71689465
If you didn't enjoy the trial episode you might as well drop the entire series.
>>71689465
If you don't enjoy the politics/schemes/'writing' just skip to e9 of each season
leaks??
>>71689502
!!!Season 7 Spoilers!!!
>>71689447
>Reddit says Sansa is "outright disgusted" in this scene.
Are they right /got/ ?
>>71689491
Well, too bad, since they're fucking dead.
>>71689465
if you didn't like the show up until now then you might actually like the following seasons better
the first seasons have great writing, character development, and plotting. everything after the trial is a series of unearned popcorn moments where your favorite characters get to be badass and fight rusemaster ramsay bolton
>>71689575
>Well, too bad, since they're fucking dead.
So? Army didn't disappear with their death.
>>71689520
thats very lewd anon
>>71689488
>side entrance
her ear?
>>71689432
>Stannis specifically doesn't inherit any of them; Loras flees with the reachmen before he arrives.
House Florent would've likely stayed with him, and they're reasonably large.
>Tired men worn down from years of combat versus fresh armies barely even touched.
Tired how? Who have they been fighting, exactly? Robb has been dead since 300 AC, and it's 303 AC when Cersei nukes the Sept and Tommen dies. The BWB has been mostly picking away at the troops of the Freys and the various roving bands of the "King's Men", not the actual armies. If anything, they are well drilled given the Lannisters only fought a handful of major battles and won the WotFK without needing to siege fuck all. Even Riverrun capitulated peacefully and there's a hell of a lot of troops there who de facto work for the crown.
Do remember that Olenna is not a military commander, and the Reach has little reason to actually put her in charge of anything. She's a Redwyne, not a Tyrell, and things could easily start going to shit if the various big houses in the Reach all think they should lead the way instead of the other guys. Even if they have more troops, it would prove hard to maintain a cohesive unit that is well directed towards a specific end without a Tyrell or some other leader to properly point them in the right direction.
>>71689493
thats ep 6, i just finished ep 4
>>71689399
to troll the fans
So are we ever gunna see Sothoryos /tv/?
>>71689575
Nah, they are now under the command of le snarky grandma.
Though I imagine we might see more of Randyll since he is the only other Reach character left alive.
>>71689488
>implying doggy and standing front-fucking aren't god tier and everything else except cowgirl isn't shit tier
>>71689606
Its leader did.
>>71689741
u have no clue how much i love reverse cowgirl and getting slapped in the face by the woman
>Night King and White Walkers are not a mysterious magical race that are under the control of the Great Other, a lovecraftian eldritch abomination
>they are just fucking First Men stabbed by magic obsidian daggers because reasons
BRAVO
>>71689780
That's just what the children want you to think.
>>71689748
Yep, but Lannister's still have more soldiers than Tyrells (who lost their leader too).
So how bad was Mance Rayder's plan?
GRRM made the wall to have ridiculously implausible dimensions, its like 900 feet high. Attacking it in a full frontal assault at the only defended part is insane. However, it can be climbed with relatively low casualties if you make the climb away from castle black. So why did he only do that with a handfull men? Only reason I can think off is that a large wilding force would alert to northern lords, but once they've had time to respond Castle black would be overrun long ago.
There are other options as well. You can sail around it. Can you even dig through it or under it? Basically any idea seems better than a full on charge at the only defended part of an unrealistically huge defensive perimeter.
>>71689855
I mean to type "its leader died". I don't really think Olenna will be commanding many armies.
>>71689890
Small group could evade Night Watch patrols.
>>71689890
Sailing or digging under it would have been fucking boring anon, we need fun action. This is why the show skips a lot of the logistics that pisses people like Preston off. I know the books go more in depth, but in the end the show knows that killing off characters keeps the normies watching and happy.
>>71688920
Pick up a wooden dildo and start buttfucking myself in the dark alleys.
>>71689918
But why do they have to really? Its not like they took it easy, if I recall it correctly the wildings started to raid as soon as they got over the wall, even sparing people to tell them what happened. If that was a warhost and not a raiding party it wouldve been over already.
>>71689890
Digging through it seems unfeasible. What I don't get is why the Wildlings didnt just attack Eastwatch, break through the pathetic defenses there and squat in the Gift. What exactly was anyone going to do about it? Mance should've known that the watch's manpower was, firstly, nigh non existant, and secondly, focused at Castle Black. Even if the tunnel at Eastwatch is sealed, they could literally just sail around it and what exactly could the NW do? They have no navy.
>>71689890
The plan was for Jon, Ygritte, Tormund and co. to storm castle black by night and force the gate open, until Jon Snow triple-agented them.
>mfw just noticed how similar these kisses actually were
>>71690057
So /tv/ has been hyping Euron Greyjoy since last year and now we saw as an actual fat fuck.....
How could you live yourself to shitposting?
>>71689985
Because otherwise Jon doesn't get to be a big hero
>>71690057
H A I K U
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>>71690057
Peter confirmed to get poisoned at his wedding?
>>71690057
Have you never kissed a girl before, anon?
>>71689124
>this fucking meme again
You fedora faggots can't comprehend a powerful religious figure actually believing his own rhetoric.
Nothing in the show pointed to him not being completely devoted to the Seven.
>>71690224
This.
>>71690107
>So /tv/ has been hyping Euron Greyjoy since last year and now we saw as an actual fat fuck.....
>How could you live yourself to shitposting?
what did he mean by this
verts, anyone?
>>71690224
The High Sparrow was genuinely devoted to his cause, but he also got off on having the nobility kneel before him
he's way too smug when he gets Tommen on his side and is grandstanding hard during Loras' trial, it's obvious he gets some enjoyment out of it
Can anyone post the S6 Jaime vs books image.Thanks.
>>71690285
here you go bro
Did she deserve what she got?
>>71690326
no
my smirkfu was pure and good hearted
i wanted her and her bro to get out alive
>>71690305
I hate youjk
>>71690342
>pure and good hearted
she just did whatever she could to remain in power. she fed into Joffrey's sociopathic tendencies when they were betrothed and got Ros killed, she probably would have joined him in a whore torturing session had they gotten married
>>71690326
Yes, conspiring slut.
>>71690408
The only impressive thing about House Bolton is that they manage to get people to fight for them as an openly evil faction.
>>71690305
Thats some quality bait.
Mind if i save it for my fishing trip?
>>71689221
Seems pretty straightforward, fag.
Top 5 racks in GOT history
1. Ros
2. Bad Pussy
3. Mummer Sansa
4. Melisandre
5. Missandei
>>71690280
As if the nobles don't deserve all of it. Besides that literally every person he's gone after has actually been guilty of a crime or degeneracy.
>Margy: Lied under oath to protect her brother's faggotry
>Loras: fag
>Lancel: Killed Robert, fucked Cersei (? don't remember)
>Cersei: Killed Roberts legit heirs, cucked Robert, killed Robert, killed Ned, is an all around cunt piece of shit human being
>>71689774
>reverse cowgirl
>getting slapped in the face
How does she pull that off if she is facing away from you?
>>71690326
No, but it was still funny seing it happen while she was the only one who knew it was coming.
>>71690166
but people say the kiss between sansa and LF was forced because he held her head. but joff did the same thing.
>>71690139
at his wedding to sansa?
P O T T E R Y
>>71690499
She didn't have any Kingsguard to shove Sparrows away from the door?
>>71690391
>she fed into Joffrey's sociopathic tendencies when they were betrothed and got Ros killed
i thought that was littlefinger
>she probably would have joined him in a whore torturing session had they gotten married
what
>>71689182
Isn't she Cercei Baratheon now?
>>71690545
The sparrows were dumb faggots, they wouldnt get out of the way unless you shoved a sword up their butt.
>>71690557Nothing
>>71690509
What the fuck? Cradling the head of the woman you're kissing is considered forcing a kiss? Again, have these people never kissed a girl before?
>>71690557
>want to save due to edit
>can't get over her pudgy 5/10 face
>>71690326
no but at least her and tommen are together in heaven now
>>71690620
>implying R'hllor allows heretics into his glorious light
>>71690567
Her name maybe, but shes not a baratheon for inheritance purposes.
>>71690555
Marg was the one that planted the idea in his head that actually killing someone with the crossbow would be badass and make him feel like a real man
LF just provided the target
>>71690525
My DICK
>>71690271
more verticals pls
>>71690674
This, if Margy was allowed to live I would probably have expect her to kill High Sparrow after Cersei was executed.
>>71690557
Would still impregnate and settle down with
>>71690567
What? No. If you want to be anal, when she was married to Robert, she was Cersei Baratheon nee Lannister. When Robert died she opted to start using her family's name again. Qyburn literally crowned her Cersei of the House Lannister, First of Her Name, etcetc.
>>71690615
according to tumblrinas a kiss is always sexual assault unless you have explicit verbal consent. actually, you should play it safe and just always let the girl initiate because sometimes girls say things they don't mean and she might be feeling pressured into it.
her kissing back doesn't mean she likes it either, it means she is scared and only kissing back out of fear and disgust.
>>71690646
I wonder how it must feel to be cast as the "ugly chick" and your entire role is to just be mocked by another character for how you look
>>71690724
3/10 terrible work, see me after class
>>71690715
Now we know that Maisie's the gay druggie there's still hope for you.
>>71690620
what do you think he was thinking?
"i get to hit that later" ???
Confirmed Daenerys will become the end villain and John Snow will be the last main character standing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxG03oBY5zU
>>71690567
No, you dont get the name when you marry into the royal family
>>71690729
>he's never kiss raped a girl before
>>71690712
>I would probably have expect her to kill High Sparrow after Cersei was executed.
and what would be the problem there?
>>71690729
>according to tumblrinas
I am sure that some laws agrees with them.
>>71690806
That she's not some pure waifu caught in a deadly situation. She's a backstabbing, lying little sadist harlot just like all highborn have to be in order to survive.
>>71690620
>suicides get into any of the seven heavens
NEVER
>>71690826
Took an awful lot of time for her to jump back
>>71690870
This, he should have just charged the Red Keep and tried to impale Cersei so that the Mountain would cut him in half.
At least then he'd be with Margy.
>>71690729
If I recall this right, the verbal consent meme started from a misinterpretation of what some schools where teaching in sexual education. The point was that simply the absence of refusal isnt enough, but that verbal OR PHYSICAL consent is necessary, which kind off makes sense. Not sure why it has to be taught though.
>>71688793
>sansa and jon in the same shot
>cameramen trying their best to make jon less of a manlet
They never learn.
>>71690854
>executing the high sparrow for imprisoning you and your brother over petty bullshit and beating you is somehow being a backstabbing harlot
>THE WHORE IS PREGNANT!
What did he mean by this?
>>71690620
>>71690649
>>71690870
We know two characters who returned from the dead. Both said there was nothing after Death
there ain't no heaven and there ain't no Seven
>>71690965
It's funny looking at jonsa fanart, few ever have Sansa be taller than Jon like she is on the show.
They almost always use the book depictions cause they can't stand manlets.
If I was Cersei, why am I not in hiding or running for my life? I have absolutely no chance of living beyond a few months or even weeks.
>>71690981
>lying to a legal authority figure
>petty bullshit
Try that on trial with a judge, see how much shit you'll get.
karlannister
kargreyjoy
kararryn
karkarhold
who /maisie/ here?
>>71690492
its a meme
>>71691106
Because DnD will make the Lannister army easily purge the Sparrows, angry peasants, angry nobles, furious Tyrells and still have enough strength to actually have a chance to beat Dany's fuck huge army with 3 dragons.
>>71691142
She'd be prettier if she plucked her eyebrows a bit. Hopefully she only keeps them like that for her goblin look for Arya and will change it once the show is over.
>>71691142
haaay <3 Yaaaas QUEEN SLAAAY
>>71691117
House Lanny for the Iron throne
>>71690936
what would be considered physical consent?
>>71691142
I think I am
I don't know if I like itI think I fucking love it
>>71691114
>high sparrow
>legal authority figure
>>71691152
Most of Danny's forces are useless except of Reach, Dorne and mercinaries.
kek my mom thought roose bolton was stannis
normies everyone
>>71691035
They say they're drawing the BOOK
VERSION.
>Make a big deal about Tywin's death
>Lannister enemies isnt afraid anymore and could strike at any moment
>Lannisters give faith powers
>faith btfo lannister
>lannister btfo faith
Where the fuck is the """"ENEMIES""""
>>71691178
literally perfect
>>71691209
He was the High Sept in a kingdom where there is no separation of Church and State.
>>71691142
What can i say... Good for her that she can now change her face.
>>71691106
Better to bask in the light and die than stay in the shadows and survive.
>>71691220
my mom thought benjen was ned
Smirkfu noooo! Please dont go.., come back.I miss you, I need you I-I-I Love you. ;_;
>>71691035
>they can't stand manlets
Nobody can blame them.
>>71691234
Braavos, The Vale, The North, Dorne and Meereen.
>>71691254
"oh when did ned get his head back?"
>>71691234
This, weren't they suppose to be fucking bankrupt too?
Wasn't the only reason they didn't kill High Sparrow immediately because his death would create a mass riot that would overrun the Lannister garrison and kingsguard?
But no, guess Dumb and Dumber need their badass black queen who never suffers consequences for her actions.
They deleted my Sarah picture? Fine, here is the un-enhanced version.
Relevant because of the lengths actors must go to remain anonymous to create the media we enjoy.
>>71691235
This one made me cum BUCKETS
>>71691271
>Braavos
What, why?
>>71691260
whats the maximum number of children i can have with this woman
Who Jon x Arya?
Kinkiest sex of his life. Fuck every hair color, every body type, every race, every height.
Wonder what happens if he gets her pregnant while she's wearing a face.
>>71691304
Who the fuck is Sarah?
>>71691184
Grabbing your balls I guess
>>71691318
Arya was in Braavos at the time.
>>71691319
>swn give birth to strong-yet-kind sons and raise them to be fierce and noble, swn give birth to sweet pretty princesses and teach them manners and how to act like proper ladies
>>71691331
Jon's micropenis belongs to Bearloli.
Though Arya is certainly invited to have a three way.
>>71691331
>Kinkiest sex of his life
Oh yeah what about Bran x Meera with possession shenanigans?
Could he fuck his unconscious self with her body?
Can Bran warg one of Dany's dragons?
>>71691345
Look at her fucking cup mate.
>>71690305
The fact that you spent actual time on this image blows me away. You must literally have nothing better to do with your time than shitpost. 10/10
>>71691419
George was once asked that question and he replied "well, we'll have to see about that, won't we?" So yeah, that's happening.
>>71691238
>where there is no separation of Church and State.
there was only no separation because cersei reinstated them (when she really had no power to do so in the first place) so that she could fuck the tyrells over
it's treason no matter what way you look at it
>>71691402
Yeah but it'd feel more like fucking a dick, than getting fucked in the pussy.
so pretty gay
>>71691419
It'd probably fry his mind due to how hostile and aggressive they are compared to a wolf.
>>71691433
i didn't make it though, i just saved it
>>71690854
tommen was pure.
i feel bad because he really loved margaery and killed himself over her death but she didn't give a fuck about him.
>>71691402
If Bran wargs into another guy and fucks
Meera while his lifeless body watches, who is the cuck?
>>71690326
>probably just wanted to save her brother and immediately fuck off from King's Landing once its done and go back to Highgarden
>plans are ruined because Sparrows mindbreak her brother and Cersei just says fuck it and destroys everything
wait i dont understand
the show is currently not on
the season ended
so why is this thread here?
please stop making these threads, wait until a new season begins
I will not ask you again, you only get 1 warning
when is sheev going to sheevspin the fuck out of westeros while cia crashes this dragon with no survivors
>>71691520
Just hide the thread if it bothers you, fag.
Wow we've got to a point where /got/ threads are one of the only sane and ontopic discussions on /tv/
what happens if you warg into someone climaxing while climaxing
>>71691520
>like 20 porn threads up right now
>/got/ is the one you choose to complain about
>>71691561
orgasm^2
>>71691520
Why are we discussing movies that came out 5-10 years ago mate?
>>71691520
All the cuck porn threads in the catalog and it's /got/ that bothers you? Fuck off.
>>71691562
You're right. We need some black dicks in this thread.
>>71691562
To be fair there would be less to complain about if A.you didn't post here and B. We made new threads at a slightly reasonable time
>>71691505
Yes he was, frankly if High Sparrow actually became his advisor and they managed to kill Cersei and resolve the conflict with his Tyrell queen peacefully I think it could have been a stable reign.
They'd probably end up starting a crusade against the Stormlands to reinstate the Seven and purge all R'hllor worshipers that the Stags let run wild.
>>71691583
Are we? I though all the other /tv/ threads aside from /got/ was for capeshit and complaining about non-whites being casted.
>>71691593
i already had one grill telling me the other night that she prefers uncut dicks to my circumcised dick, i don't need BBCs outshining me either
>>71691538
no i will not "just hide the thread"
it was stated at the start of the season & atl ast season that GoT general threads would only be allowed during the season in which the show is on
the season has ended
so the general needs to end now too
i dont mean you cannot discuss GoT
i just mean the general threads need to stop, they have nothing to discuss & theres usually 300 replies by 40 unique posters
its just a circle jerk between individuals who have nothing left in their lives & like to pretend that other people in the threads are their real friends
its disgusting & pathetic & it WILL end
>>71691309
>>71691562
>>71691585
>>71691593
/tv/ has been strange of late
What were D&D thinking?
>>71691639
>it was stated at the start of the season
oh please do show us this statement anon
can u warg into the king of westeros and become de facto king
>>71691639
here go complain there >>>/qa/581071
>>71691714
Yes.BURN THEM ALL
>>71691679
Oh hell no.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71691679
i guess blondes really do have more fun
>>71691639
GUYS, WHY IS THERE A THREAD ABOUT THE SOPRANOS! I'M AUTISTIC AND I CAN'T COMPREHEND WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A THREAD ABOUT A SHOW THAT'S OVER!
>>71691662
>tfw you will never choke Maisie with your dick
>Mods immediately delete the Sansa actress breast edits
>let cuck threads and spam run wild
They really are interracial cuckolds, fuck the janitors!
I updated my autism chart!
>>71691768
nice strawman you piece of shit
i clearly explained that you can still discuss the show & make random threads about it
BUT AN ENDLESS ROLLING GENERAL FOR A SHOW THAT IS CURRENTLY OFF SEASON IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
>>71691685
dont act like this was not stated both recently AND last season when GoT generals were initially banned
you're pretending to be retarded, i get it
>>71691724
thats my thread
>>71691808
Will a cross link get me banned? Let's see.
>>>/hr/2695350
>>71691876
>thats my thread
KEK
sup white bois
u miring da superior BBC?s
>>71691872
jesus christ, anon
>>71691808
Mod is highly suspected to be a tripfag named spiderman is black so no doubt.
>>71691872
Stannis is not nice, he's rather rude.
>>71691872
Preston is neither cute or nice
Can we please talk about Sarah now. This is important.
>yfw there was no long night
>the wall has always existed
>the age of heroes never happened
Bravo GRRM.
>>71691909
No. Fuck off.
>>71691520
>you only get 1 warning
everyone watch out we got a badass backseat mod over here
>>71691876
someone get this hothead outta here.
>>71691583
Constant endless rolling generals are very different from an occasional thread to discuss a specific movie fagtron
>>71691998
Maisie > Sarah
>>71691345
Shes no one.
What was the High Sanders' plan? It seemed at first like he wanted to take out the Lannisters, but then he wanted Marge to give birth to children. Did he actually believe what he was saying?
Why the lies about his shoes?
Why the violence?
Why target the women and the gay first?
Why not arrest Jaime?
Why expect Cersei to show up to a trail when the last time he sent for her, the mountain killed one of his followers?
>>71692120
well i did get it originally banned last season, it wasn't even too hard.
pretty easy to confuse you retards to the point you think EVERYONE is the enemy
>oh noooo its le jon fagggg again!!!
>oh nooooooo its le masie fagggg111!!
don't get me wrong, those faggots are real, they exist, but increasing their impact by masquerading as them to the point you dumb fucks go nuts is pretty easy
Would you rather Meera or Sansa?
So do you think it'll turn out rheagar was the perfect fuck everybody seems to think he is, or will he turn out to actually be a huge dickbag ??
>>71692327
Sarah
>>71692305
>enemy
>he doesn't understand simple banter
Found the autist!
>>71691019
>Both said there was nothing after Death
They just forgot about it so the mystery of the afterlife remain unknown.
>>71688920
He thought the kid was meant to run and warn her when they were coming. His arrogance in the faith lead to his death. He was always short sighted and kind of foolish.
Stop acting like every character needs to be a master mind.
>>71692280
he was an idiot who lucked into his position through tywin's death and cersei's lack of foresight
however, he also lacked foresight and thought he could just do what he wanted. he didn't play the game, and by the time he finally started by trying to brainwash tommen, he had already screwed up by wronging cersei
>>71692436
>Didn't play the game
>but was brainwashing the king
Typical tripfag retardation.
>>71691872
i like how sansa and littlefinger are equally rude
>>71692470
>and by the time he finally started by trying to brainwash tommen, he had already screwed up by wronging cersei
typical anon retardation
>>71691679
>>71691909
Fuck this I'm going back to /pol/
>>71692374
>he wasnt here to see what happened
neat
>>71692280
>TFW you realize he was just playing the game of thrones like everyone else
The last conversation between the HS and Marg proves it. The only mistake he made was thinking that Cersei would go toe to toe with him at the trail as a last ditch effort to win the chess match they were playing. He did not anticipate she would go mad queen.
>>71691872
how do you figure sansa is nicer than tommen???
>>71692436
But he was playing the game anon. Pay more attention and you would see the truth.
>>71691909
>>71691679
What's this obsesion with black dicks? And why are anglos pushing it so fervently? Why not use asians, mexicans or whatever? I don't undestand.
>>71691872
>Osha.
>Not cute.
Anon what.
Who did it really belong to?
>>71692623
Tyrion.
>>71692623
Joffrey
>>71692683
Then Jaime lifted it so that his brother would be blamed? I thought they liked each other
>>71692623
it was littlefinger's, but he had nothing do with the attempt on bran's life. he lost it in a bet to ROBERT, not tyrion. joffrey heard robert saying it would be better if bran had died and hired an assasin and gave him the blade to kill him bc he was nuts and thought it would impress robert.
but then LF lies and tells cat he lost it to tyrion and not robert. bc CHAOSH.
>>71691872
>Brienne
>not in the top left corner
Oops, this chart is wrong, take it away.
>>71692731
This is bullshit
>>71692767
should be lower left. brienne isn't supposed to be cute.
>>71691998
Dissapointing tittird desu
>>71692623
Littlefinger.
Lied about losing it.
It seemed to be agreed upon that it was his knife. He's the only one that says he lost it. He wanted Bran dead because it would have caused chaos to have him clearly be assassinated during the kings visit.
>>71692801
No, it's the truth. Prove me wrong.
>In A Storm of Swords, Tyrion and Jaime independently deduce that it was Joffrey who sent the assassin:
>After Joffrey uses his new sword to cut the book Tyrion gave him at his wedding, he says "I am no stranger to Valyrian steel." That strange comment makes Tyrion realize it was him (discounting the only two other possible culprits, because Jaime was too proud to have another do his killing for him, while Cersei was too cunning to use a knife that could be traced back to her). Tyrion remembers overhearing Joffrey jesting with the Hound in Winterfell about killing wolves: "Send a dog to kill a wolf." Even Joffrey was not so foolish as to command the Hound to slay a son of Eddard Stark, as Clegane would have informed Cersei. Instead he found his catspaw among the unsavory lot of freeriders, merchants, and camp followers who had attached themselves to the King's party as they made their way north. Since even Joffrey was not stupid enough to use his own dagger, he went poking among his father's weapons. No doubt some diligent servant had made certain that the King's weapons went with him, in case he should desire any of them. The only thing Tyrion cannot figure out is Joffrey's motive.
>Jaime tells Cersei that Catelyn suspected him of sending the assassin to kill Bran. Cersei recalls Robert saying of Bran: "We kill our horses when they break a leg, and our dogs when they go blind, but we are too weak to give the same mercy to crippled children" in the presence of their children, including Joffrey. Jaime deduces that it was Joffrey, but he was a child hungry for a pat on the head from the drunken fool Cersei let him believe was his father - that somehow in Joffrey's warped train of thought, he concluded that Robert would appreciate his decisiveness for euthanizing Bran.
>>71692801
>Littlefinger had no role in convincing Joffrey to attempt this (as he was south in King's Landing at the time), but this proved to be another example of how Baelish thrives on chaos, thinking quickly to turn events to his benefit. He had already set in motion his plan to trick the Starks and Lannisters into fighting each other, by convincing Lysa Arryn to poison her own husband and also write a secret letter to Catelyn claiming that the Lannisters did it. When Catelyn inquired about the knife, Littlefinger knew that he'd lost it to Robert, and must have realized someone in the royal entourage had taken it, but quickly decided to blame Tyrion as the culprit. He possibly chose Tyrion to blame because Cersei and Jaime were already back in the capital city, surrounded by their own guards, while Tyrion was still traveling in the North and would be more vulnerable to Stark reprisal.
Has the porn hit this thread yet?
>>71692972
Didn't Jaime allude to Cersei that he sent the assassin?
>>71692821
But cute is not necessarily means good-looking.
>>71693033
of course.
>>71692953
Littlefinger didn't lie about losing it, he lied about who he lost it to:
>"When asked about the dagger, Jaime remembered that Littlefinger bet and lost it - to Robert, not to Tyrion. Catelyn realized Jaime was telling her the truth, for he had nothing to gain by lying about the assassin and the dagger after admitting that he pushed Bran."
>>71690473
>As if the nobles don't deserve all of it
it belies his preaching humility and austerity to be so self-righteous. he was acting like a theocratic idiot of the worst kind--the kind that actually believe
>>71693033
This is the safe zone. All /tv/ discussion may proceed from here.
Anyone got that map of Westeros with Dany/Jon/Cersei's faces overlayed on it?
>>71693052
No.
>"Oh, don't be absurd." Cersei closed the window. "Yes, I hoped the boy would die. So did you. Even Robert thought that would have been for the best. 'We kill our horses when they break a leg, and our dogs when they go blind, but we are too weak to give the same mercy to crippled children,' he told me. He was blind himself at the time, from drink."
Robert? Jaime had guarded the king long enough to know that Robert Baratheon said things in his cups that he would have denied angrily the next day. "Were you alone when Robert said this?"
>"You don't think he said it to Ned Stark, I hope? Of course we were alone. Us and the children." Cersei removed her hairnet and draped it over a bedpost, then shook out her golden curls.
>"Perhaps Myrcella sent this man with the dagger, do you think so?"
>It was meant as mockery, but she'd cut right to the heart of it, Jaime saw at once. "Not Myrcella. Joffrey."
I miss House Baratheon
>>71693290
Gendry is still alive.
>>71693290
YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE, DID YOU KNOW THAT?
>>71692436
how come this dude has a trip on all the time?
>>71693392
I need proof
ded thread
>>71693530
Attention whore.
>>71693589
just like tommen amiright
>tfw the whole of /tv/ is in more danger than our thread
>>71693589
Check out the catalog.
>>71693530
he doesn't understand the purpose of anonymous imageboards
>>71693290
>>71693571
I love how ever since the extinction of house Baratheon the Stormlands have been wiped off the show like it doesn't exist.
someone just told me sansa hates and is disgusted by littlefinger in her TWOW chapter.
>has a giant lemon cake made for her with all the lemons in the vale
>caters to all her ideas no matter how expensive
>she spends the whole chapter looking for him and thinking about how everything he promises her comes true
are they austistic? retarded? do they lack reading comprehension?
explain.
>>71693826
Stormlands have always been fucking irrelevant in both books and show
>>71693826
probably has no other noblemen, like the city of Dorne so they just gave up on being relevant.
>>71693854
>being invaded
>irrelevant
wew
I miss Viserys.
>>71693829
he raped her so she hates him
>>71693943
Being invaded by the most worthless character in the entire story
Cant wait for Cersei to blow him up so people can be left wondering what the fuck the point of it all was
>>71693829
>He smoothed her hair and kissed her forehead. "What a clever daughter you are." It was clever. The tourney, the prizes, the winged knights, it had all been her own notion. And no sooner did she tell Petyr her idea than he went out and made it happen.
>For me, she thought, as they wheeled it out. The cake had required every lemon in the Vale, but Petyr had promised that he would send to Dorne for more.
>Just as Petyr had promised, the young knights flocked around her, vying for her favor.
CIA confirmed for BEST daddy.
>>71689039
Half the city hates the aristocracy. Killing their spiritual leader is liking adding gasoline to a fire.
>>71693982
When did he rape her?
>>71694054
>kissing her forehead
RAPIST
>>71691512
Branfags
>>71691512
>If Bran wargs into another guy and fucks
Meera while his lifeless body watches, who is the cuck?
half the faggots on /got/
>>71694093
when he kissed her above the snow castle
>>71693982
>rape
>implying
he's too smooth for that
>>71693991
I think everyone already knows it's a pointless subplot
>>71694054
bitches LOVE lemon cake
>>71691872
stannis is an asshole and daario is sweet tho
>>71694054
>For me, she thought, as they wheeled it out. The cake had required every lemon in the Vale, but Petyr had promised that he would send to Dorne for more.
T-this can't be real, can it? This is fake, right?
>>71693982
hey anon how come you always wear a trip?
>>71694265
so that you reply to him, like you just did
>>71694265autism.
>>71694265
>anon
i'm no anon
Who is Gendry's mom
How did Cersei not have any of Robert's children
>>71694300
well you're on an anonymous image board, and i dunno your real name, so you're an anon
but like
are you gonna answer why you always use a trip?
>>71694323
Just some whore
>>71694332
my name is bradamante
>>71694265
Because he gets a rush from knowing he is the second most mentioned name on /got/ after Isaac Hempstead-Wright.
>>71694342
no its not anon
but really tho are you gonna answer the question?
>>71694323
a dumb whore with a fat arse
>>71694265
he doesn't tho
you can easily guess when he's posting without the trip
>>71694168
is that a euphemism
someone make a new thread for me to maisiepost in
>>71694342
That's a girl's name, ser.
Someone make a new thread
>>71694323
cause she liked tasting his cum too much to let it go to waste
>>71694323Lyanna Stark
>>71694406
little did /got/ know this was the last /got/ thread they would see until 2017
>>71694233
It's real. The cake is 12 ft tall and in the shape of the Giant's Lance. Just picture it. A cake shaped like this.
>Baelish's sigil is originally a giant
>"Giant's Lance"
>The cake represents his penis
>"For you."
>>71694370
bradamante
my name...is bradamante
>>71689228
Tell me more about King Slanding. Why does he wear the mask?
>>71694375
really? jeez that's kind of sad..
>>71694464
well it's not, i wouldn't think
but that's not really the point anon, why do you post on an anonymous image board with a trip code on all the time? you're not supposed to do that
>>71694444
Nice quads
![[dragon noises].png](https://i.imgur.com/WgTTXQI.png "[dragon noises]")
