>walk into the theater to see your movie
>hear someone laughing at one of the trailers
>look up
>see this
>she's the only one in the theater besides you
What do?
>>71679264
Plug in my noise canceling headphones into the headphone jack on the arm rest.
>>71679264
Tell her to leave
>t. Pee wee Herman
ask her to come sit with me and my mom
Not even kidding I would get up and leave i'd be too nervous
>>71679364
>tfw my mom and I can recite the entire plane scene together
ask if she wants a longfoot massage while she watches the movie
Crash the theatre with no survivors.
>>71679264
>tfw it was probably the Ghostbusters trailer
>>71679552
I'd walk up to her and redpill her on feminism and give some MGTOW advice right then and there.
Throw my drink on her and run away
>>71679318
Wait, I've never seen a theater with one of those...
>>71679264
ask her to bear my children
Move behind her so she can't see me jerk off during The Semen Demon.
>>71679847
>tfw you splooge in her hair and she doesn't notice
envy her happiness
>>71679264
Ask her if she's in the mood for a bowl of eggs
Laugh audibly every time she laughs and hope something will magically happen.
Then cry to myself when she leaves at the end without saying a word to me.
What do you want me to say, OP?
>>71679552
Naw, I was with a friend of mine who finds content on buzz feed funny and when every trailer came on she laughed, except for that one. She didn't laugh once.
>>71680630
>a friend of mine
>she
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