ITT: Unfunny comedians
"""""""""comedian""""""""""
Tom was one of the best parts of Parks & Rec you pleb
>>71646843
wew lad
>>71646420
comedy is subjective you autist
>>71646843
Came here to post this shitlord
>>71646420
Here's a list of unfunny comedians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_comedians
>>71646478
his stand-up stuff is meh.
>>71646916
>Comedy is subjective
Every female one.
George "Yell at the Audience Until they Start Laughing Out of Genuine Fear" Lopez
>>71647096
I actually enjoyed one of them, forget what it's called though. Not a brilliant comedian but serviceable.
>>71646478
Hahahaha
>>71646420
>comedians
>>71646478
>Parks & Rec
>>71646945
>shitlord
did it really take this long for someone to thoughtfully add the following to the discussion ... poo in the loo
>>71647145
LOL she's nonchalantly referencing sex EL OH EL
>>71646478
he's a shit standup comedian and overly pussified in the most pc way possible. fucking awful. the only reason he's on television is to fill a red dot quota. that said, one of my favorite scenes from parks, is when he is demanding a student to make art for him. he is a decent comedic actor, and seems like a nice person in real life...so, i like that about him. fuck his standup routines, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjWfjWbRMUs
>>71646876
>he defends discount tim & eric
wew indeed
>>71646478
>Parks & Rec
>best parts
>>71647183
>Dude racism lmao
He's stale
>>71647216
He's so full of shit. It's cool if you can find something you like about his performances, but I cannot stand any of his bullshit.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/26/opinion/sunday/aziz-ansari-why-trump-makes-me-scared-for-my-family.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/15/arts/television/aziz-ansari-on-acting-race-and-hollywood.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/29/movies/asian-american-actors-are-fighting-for-visibility-they-will-not-be-ignored.html
>>71646843
Fat greasy faggot who takes himself way too seriously.
>>71646420
all comedians because no comedian appeals to everyone.
any comedian you like, someone will call shit.
>>71648651
*tip*
>>71646420
Can anyone name one good comedian that is active now?
>>71647313
literally nothing like T&E
>>71646519
Oh shit. That was my shop. I can reginze the shitty editing in the eyes
>>71649706
nathan fielder
>>71646420
>DUDE LOOK HOW FAMOUS I AM NOW LISTEN TO ME NAMEDROP CELEBRITIES FOR AN HOUR LMAO
That was pretty much what the last stand-up special I saw from him amounted to. He seems pretty vain for a stand-up comedian.
>>71649706
Hannibal Buress
>>71649706
Bill Burr
Jim Jeffries
Sam Simmons
>>71649667
Am I wrong?
>>71646420
DUDE HARRIS LMAO
George Carlin
>>71649729
>>71649757
all literal shit
Forgot his name...
Filthy Frank
Dane Cook
Amy Schumer
>>71649757
Has Bill Blur always been a faggot that has to say the word fuck every fucking second? I agree with his stances on most things but holy shit, that cunt faggot needs to chill.
>>71648067
lol I tried to watch his tv show and couldn't get five minutes through it.
>>71649789
nope
>>71649802
He was funny maybe in 2011. Now all his stand up is pure hot nigger shit.
>>71649805
>Filthy Frank
>Comedian
for me every comedian is funny
either they are funny in the normal way, like they have good delivery and timing, or its funny how not funny the things they say are, or its funny how awkward and sad their live show is
Hannibal Buress is the only one I truly hate seeing in things on a basic level.
>>71649817
i agree he can be a bit over the top but his voices are funny
>>71649706
Tom Segura
>>71649851
no
you have to hate some or you wont fit in here.
>>71649869
>this triggers the anon
https://youtu.be/r9B7BQWnZJs
>>71649767
Yea
>>71646478
What? Him and Donna were the worst parts
>complains relentlessly about lack of role diversity for people with asian backgrounds
>casts only white women as his love interests
>>71649983
Wow, an Indian man that lusts after white women, what an absolute shocker.
>>71649983
Kek
>>71649939
>adam sandler
into the trash you go
>>71649942
but I'm not.
All standup is awful. Comedians are only occasionally funny in a conversational radio/tv format.
>>71646420
If they are well known liberals on twitter, then they are guaranteed to be unfunny.
I think Aziz is a funny comedian but he seems like he would be an annoying little cunt to deal with.
>>71647771
Did she even do stand-up?
>watch master of none
>wonder why i didnt rewatch louie
he terrible
posting the GOAT
>>71650216
It's that goddamned liberal Jew media tricking people into laughing.
>>71650077
;')
>>71649747
His delivery on Eric Andre is so great
>>71649817
He's a mick descendant from Canton...of course he says fuck a lot.
>>71646843
Is that the guy from Homeland?
>>71650607
great timing, editing. the guy has made several standup shows, which is more than most. he's really talented.
>>71650358
>yfw even the outtakes from his shows are funnier than any comedy being made these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O25Ybz7EBAg
>>71647771
i liked her in Spy
at least she's a thousand times better than Amy Schumer
>>71646420
That would imply he is a comedian.
>>71646519
Cosby is completely innocent, you Metafilter cuck.
Definite flavor of the month but everyone knew it
His biggest problem is the same that all older comedians have, and that's that their entire set becomes bragging, self-referential, and geared towards making the audience cheer for something that has nothing to do with comedy. That Hawaii special was awful, nobody cares about their shitty tourist businesses.
Also, I like Jim Jefferies, but his newest special on Netflix is exactly that as well, even though he does subvert it at a couple points.
>>71650949
> That Hawaii special was awful
this
man that fucking shit. Not going to lie though, his first special was funny.
>>71649706
Mike Birbiglia
>>71647313
>grimesfaggot
>rendering judgment on others
>>71650859
Did you forget what this thread was about, you retarded little faggot?
>>71651241
fuck off you piece of shit
>>71650986
Yeah man, they're all funny at first, but like I said they all succumb to doing sets that are reference past jokes and geared towards making the audience applaud non-comedic things.
It's like ever since Carlin came and went, people think that's a good and guaranteed path towards success, acting like some sort of wise cynic who deserves to use the stage as a soapbox. It's bullshit, and it happens to the best of them it seems.
>starts the thread with Ansari
>80 replies later and no Offerman
If you don't think this was a pile of shit than you don't get to pretend to be a comedy patrician, period.
>>71652218
Ron Swanson is pure meme comedy
Seriously, his jokes aren't funny. What's "funny" is the entire suspension of his persona which fades when he's not in a scripted TV show.
Seems like a nice guy though I guess.
>>71649706
Donald Trump
>>71650513
Go to bed David Cross
>>71652218
I guess my only answer is that I don't consider him a comedian.
He's just a meme man.
>Lol badass manly man, but also Feelings(?)
>>71652218
that was a pile of shit. so much so, that it wasn't even worth mentioning, until you, cunt that you are, brought it up.
>>71647122
cringe
>>71652796
>don't mention shit comedy in a thread about shit comedy
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.
>>71653001
sorry. i'm being a bit of a cunt. carry on.
>>71646420
>attends James Franco's roast
>gets mad at all the gay and poo-in-the-loo jokes
Fuck that faggot.
DUDE SWEARING LMAO
Official Comedian Ranking
GOAT TIER
>Colin Quinn
>Patrice O'Neal
>Rich Vos
>Norm Macdonald
GREAT TIER
>Greg Giraldo
>Bill Burr
>Nick Dipalo
>Jim Jeffries
>Dave Chappelle
>Pat Cooper
>Bobby Lee
HAVE TO MENTION BECAUSE THEIR HOUSEHOLD NAMES TIER
>Richard Pryor
>George Carlin
>Chris Rock
>Rick Gervais
>Louis C.K
MEH TIER
>Jim Norton
>Artie Lange
>Bob Kelly
>Tom Papa
>Joe Rogan
SHOULD BE SHOT TIER
>Any Female Comedian
>Russel Peters
>Aziz Ansari
>Doug Benson
>Esther Ku
>Any comedian who thinks that being awkward and having a dry delivery is funny
>British Comedians
these were just off the top of my head
>I need to be PC to stay ahead of the trend guy
http://www.fastcompany.com/3013485/how-aziz-ansari-tests-jokes-with-analytics
One thing I found very interesting is how differently these conversations are among different groups of people. Single people between the ages of 18 and 25 view these topics in a much different light than, say, single people over 30. Or married people over 40.
This gave me an idea. What if I could set up small shows to talk to very specific groups about these topics? What if I could do a show with half an audience of younger people and the other half is older married people? What if half the audience was single women over 30 and the other half was single men between 18 and 25?
>>71649706
Stewart Lee
>>71652839
you
>>71653332
that is such a generic /tv/ list.
consider going outside and laying down in traffic
>>71653394
>that is such a generic /tv/ list
that's why it's the official list baby
>>71649937
>>71650607
Question.
Does liking The Eric Andre Show timestamp you as a teenager? I think it does.
>>71653118
You have a vid of that?
>>71653741
Eh, 22. I started watching out of curiosity, got sucked in by the interview segments, then grew to love the rest of the absurdism.
>>71654085
>then grew to love the rest of the absurdism.
i bet you post on reddit you fucking homo
this shit is only funny to nu male faggots like yourself who think you're intellectually superior because you enjoy lol so randumb humor
>>71646843
>comedian
>>71654378
>who think you're intellectually superior
This post reeks of insecurity. Why so hostile and defensive, buddy?
>>71654378
Nigger you need to go for a walk or something if you presume to have a full psych profile on me or some shit because I watch a goddamn show on adult swim
I know female comedians suck, but I always liked Tig Notaro, Amy Sedaris and Laura Kightlinger.
>>71653332
What's wrong with Russell Peters?
>>71649983
you don't say
>>71654085
Why do you feel the need to start a sentence with eh?
>>71649907
That's about it
>>71650049
Happy Deeds has never been funny. He's like a cartoon version parody of a fake comedian
>>71650358
Thank you! I was racking my brain for a funny black comedian. He's like the ONLY one.
>>71651065
His stand-up is probably a crowd pleaser at retirement homes
>>71649706
Bo Burnham
>>71651571
Didn't take your autism meds today? Well put your helmit back on, grab your crayons and find a handler to help you
>>71655021
*cringe*
>>71652218
I really wanted to like it but just... ugh. That was rough.
>>71653332
Norm Macdonald is GOAT? Patrice too? You are easily entertained anon... like a simpleton.
If i dangled my keys at you, could I be on the GOAT list as well?
>>71652218
LOL BACON
>>71655063
good argument
>>71647206
>>71647145
PERIOD VAGINA. GUYS? AMAIRIGHT
>Female comedians are oppressed
>>71655120
a true pleb filter if i've ever seen one
>dude he speaks the truth lmao
right into the trash
>>71654378
That's an awful inferiority complex you got there
>>71654887
To denote that while I'm not a teenager I'm not too far removed from it. Is there an issue?
>>71655294
Yes there is a massive issue with redditers like you posting on 4chan
>>71655312
>redditers
Are you seriously trying to pin me as a reddit user for using eh in a sentence? You need to go outside too. I've been here since I was fucking 13 and I don't think there's anything worse than the system over at reddit, so take your boogeyman bullshit and shove it up your ass to save for the people here that actually defend that desolate hellscape of a hugbox.
>>71650358
Chapelle is literally a white man in a black body.
He converted to islam and closed down his show because he can't deal with this fact but deep down he knows it.
Watch his Block Party video, he tries to pal around with rappers and literally acts like the stereotypical white guy who doesn't get it but wants to fit in.
Paul Mooney is a great black comic, and Patrice O'neal is perhaps the best comedian who ever took the stage.
>>71655396
>Are you seriously trying to pin me as a reddit user for using eh in a sentence?
Yes as well as the fact that you just wrote my a story because you can't handle the fact I called you a redditer
>>71649706
anthony jesslnik
>>71646420
Probably the worst comedian I have heard who is a "name" so he's on the comedy radio channels. Even worse than some of the women. I guess he delvers it well enough but the material itself is change the channel bad.
He has stuff I'd expect from some nobody on Just for Laughs who makes those jokes only a boomer seeing their first show ever would even laugh at.
Better on Parks than standup.
>>71649706
Doug stanhope
>>71655119
Kill yourself
>>71653332
Robin Williams Where?
>>71655021
fuck no
>>71654516
Not insecure its just that this type of humour is only liked by a certan type of people a type of people that pretend to like things like trout mask replica
I was into this type of humour a few years ago but after a while it just gets boring because you realise that anybody can do it and it takes no talent
>>71655085
This is awful
>>71655439
>3 sentences
>a story
I refuse to believe you graduated high school.
>>71655294
i can accurately tell that you are either autistic or have assbergers
>>71650358
The absolute best.
Ricky Gervais without Stephen Merchant.
I don't think Ricky realizes that everything he's done without Merchant has been shit.
>>71655842
>that pretend to like things
Yep, if someone likes something you don't like it's only because they're pretending.
>>71655891
I didn't because I'm not an amerifat staying up at night on a tuesday you silly redditer
>>71655957
[citation needed]
You're literally going out of your way to he retarded right now.
>>71656099
That made no sense, dipshit.
>>71656184
I'm not an amerifat therefore I didn't go through your shit school system there isn't much to understand reddit friend
I think Jim Gaffigan is really funny. He's terrible as a visual performer, but listening to him is actually really good.
Try it, just put him on in the background, don't watch him, just listen. It's actually supremely enjoyable.
Did anyone watch Shorties Watching Shorties I really loved that show and I discovered some decent comedians from it.
>>71656309
i've been waiting for someone to use reaction faces from that
>>71656309
I don't know what it is, but this retard just has a really punchable face.
/tv/'s own comedian Pablo Fransisco. Remember him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvv8SMTyAgk
>>71646420
he's a comedian?
>>71648067
for the last fucking time, he's an oriental not an asian
asians do not have brown skin color
>>71655166
On the other hand, Kaitlin Olson. I think women are just better suited for sketch/sitcom type stuff.
movies was the only thing he was good at
>>71646420
he ruined any like ability he had with "muh paki opression fuck all white people" hidden agenda
>>71656506
In Britain they call Indians or Pakis "Asian" because of PC reasons.
>>71656568
Also, they're Asian.
le [current year] man
>>71656568
>because of PC reasons.
Or maybe because they're from Asia
>>71646420
Why does he still have a career? We have Kumail Nanjiani now, an actual funny brown person, so we don't even need Aziz for a quota any more
>>71655120
Alex Jones early years. Likes calling his audience idiots and making them feel like shit.
>>71652748
kys
Christopher Titus is/was pretty cool but his routine gets a bit repetitive after a while.
[sweats profusely]
His show had a god tier soundtrack but had the worst writing I've ever seen
>>71649943
you just made me remember donna existed
>>71649706
Patton Oswalt
>>71659260
patton oswalt fucking sucks now
>>71657710
This
>>71659447
You fucking suck now.
>>71659260
>>71659447
yeah, his most recent special is dogshit. i like his earlier routines. he sucks now.
>>71659477
good retort.
>>71659483
his new routines are such a decline i'm almost sure that the bad karma he's accumulated with his dogshit material was the cause of his wifes death
bill hicks isn't awful but supremely overrated
Any comedian who does BLACK PEOPLE DO THIS, WHITE PEOPLE DO THIS or any other low brow race related humor like this is shit. Russell peters comes to mind.
Most female comedians are pretty atrocious or awkward to watch
The guy who does the ventriloquism isn't awful but god, his fans are fucking annoying
>>71649706
your mother
>>71653332
how new york been treating you?
>>71659477
>>71659447
All comedy sucks now becuase everyone is so distance from the issues that matter other than themselves.
Seriously the best comedian(s) are the internet memsters and anon.
becuase mostly likely any of these fags doing standup are trolling the forums scraping anything they can for material.
>>71650859
A distant acquaintance claims to have been raped by Bill Cosby in the late 1960s. Twice. Meaning she was drugged and raped and then later returned to be drugged and raped again.
Cosby is innocent.
>>71660000
Truth. Checked.
>>71659966
i thought this was impressive until i saw:
>>71660000
Excellent fucking get anon.
>>71659608
Bill Hicks was great 25+ years ago when he was actually doing it, but it's dated as fuck. All of his "strengths" have been evolved and people are doing him better than he ever did. It's hard to recommend him now but there weren't many people quite like him when he was actually performing.
>>71656506
Last time I checked India was in Asia
I fucking hate Dmitri Martin
>>71649747
Hes the best right now
>>71649706
Kanye West
>>71654731
The best female comedian I know was some random small one from a rookie comedy gig.
Thoughts on Michael McIntyre?
>>71659260
His last special was fucking terrible. And I say this as someone who enjoyed his special before that one. I laughed approximately one time (the story about how he was called a faggot on stage) and then I tapped out about 15 minutes later and couldn't even finish it; whereas I watched his second to last special multiple times.
>>71649706
Louis CK
Bill Burr
Jimmy Carr
for stand up anyway
>>71649907
is that that fat guy with an airport routine? was actually really good
>>71660604
I wish good comedians would just be good comedians for a while. Sometimes I just want to hear stupid dirty jokes, so Jimmy Carr is good. But Jimmy Carr does 1% stand up and 99% appearing on talk shows and podcasts and nighttime TV and all this other bullshit that isn't stand up comedy. Same with Louis CK actually. His stand-up is great but he just does all this other bullshit I don't care about.
>>71653938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDvUsIrBhb0
>>71660919
ree
>>71660604
The Holy Trinity of Reddit Comedy.
>>71660919
This curry nigga mad
>>71660919
Poo in loo calling people dirty. kek.
>>71649983
Lol i saw this at master lf none its such a typical indian thing to do though.
>>71652748
Shut the fuck up clown
>>71660604
Jimmy Carr is shit
>>71650358
Thisssssss
>>71657793
When he wasn't doing something televised, he was working the mic at some "Chuckle Hut" teir shithole in the middle of nowhere, so his opinion of normies was understandably low.
>>71646420
tinafey&amypoehler.jpg
>>71656538
i cringed every time he did standup or appeared on a talk show and did schtick... i hated his manic behavior... i dont understand why so many people found it funny...
otoh, you are right, he was an excellent actor and i would watch any of his films again...
Every person that identify themselves as comedian should be sent to North Korea.
>So you make jokes for living and now your opinion on everything is more important than mine!?
Fuck 'em. Who the fuck is Carlin to think he's better than any of us?
>>71660219
a large piece of russia is part of asia but you don't go around and call russians asians do you
>>71646420
pretty much any female.... my wife dragged me to see amy schumer standup - it was brutal... however, i think her show is half decent. she shows flashes of being funny on her show, but not enough to classify her as funny.
>>71661722
No one lives there, dipshit.
>>71646420
What the fuck is up with comedians trying to be preachy about shit? I came here to laugh not to be told what to think, take Gerge carlin as an example - he starts out with a few jokes and then proceeds to shit out conclusions that I came to in the 9th grade when I tought that I was the coolest little shit because I was an atheist, and yet he is praised by every one... go figure...
>>71649729
yep
>>71655021
God tier taste.
>mfw idiots too dumb to appreciate his work
>>71661888
>>71661922
>>71661722
>>71660000
impressive, very nice.
>>71650835
State am made that movie great.
>>71650650
Top lel
>>71649757
>white men
No thanks
>>71662855
go away, bait.
>>71649706
gilbert
norm
jefferies
>>71646916
right hilary he isn't funny and to ugly for television
>>71649706
Great tier:
Stewart Lee
Good (when drunk) tier:
Jim Jeffries
Hannibal Burress
Bill Burr
>>71653332
Stewart Lee is probably the best comedian alive right now
>>71646420
POO
>>71660604
Louis CK and Jimmy Carr are fucking garbage.
Carr uses well known recycled pub jokes and passes them off as his own to an american crowd who don't know any better.
Allofthem.jpg
Standup is for plebs
>>71646843
this desu senpai
so sick of """"ironically"""" """"edgy"""" memelords talking about this guy
>>71646519
Lel the most famous blk man on the planet is a cereal white wimmin rapist . Why are nigras such savages?
>>71663485
[citation needed]
>>71663430
thats called capitalism. Thats why it worked in America. Yall are just jelly that he did it first and got rich. DUMBASSES
>>71653332
>british comedians are bad
>implying Ricky Gervais doesn't shit down the throat of all contemporary american acts
All he does is bitch about how hard it is to be a comedian and how high schoolers shouldn't use his jokes.
>>71663573
Ricky Gervais is fucking shit. Not that many people here like him at all.
Best British comedian and probably one of the best in the world right now is Stewart Lee, no question.
>>71663532
It's called not being funny. Jimmy Carr literally uses jokes from Sickipedia...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I3qREbKqLw
>>71663616
he should try being a comedian in 90s japan
>>71655085
Chris Rock should be in the JUST tier same with Dave Chappelle
>>71646420
I notice no one's mentioned Kevin Hart in this thread...
>>71650358
Only funny when Whyte ppl write his jokes
See also chris rock.
>>71663923
Aka manlet who doesn't write jokes
>>71655085
>kramer
>nigger tier
>>71663685
Jimmy Carr's fucking BASED anon. Never saw an unfunny stand up from the guy. Maybe he's annoying as a presenter but I don'_t have to worry cuz I'm not a britfag tho.
>>71663989
I keep hearing he's the next best black comedian but he's nowhere near Chris Rock, Cosby or Murphy tier.
>>71663959
you have nothing to support that fact, you sound like a racist!
>>71664016
>Jimmy Carr's fucking BASED anon
Yeah, no he's not. Same with Frankie Boyle.
They are just """edgy""" because American comedy now is so PC that anyone who says anything remotely dangerous seems fantastic. Lmao
He's shit as a comedian and peaked like 10 years ago. As I said: He steals jokes from the internet, other comedians... He's a TV show comedian... fucking shit.
Only in America could someone like John Oliver have a job as a """comedian""" , says it all for your country.
>>71649706
Jim Gaffigan
>>71653332
>I love comedy central roasts the post
>>71655423
>Paul Mooney
>great
You don't get to pick two.
>>71649757
> Le angry boston man
>>71664064
Chris Rock isn't in even a worth or breath with Cosby,Murphy or Pryor
Richard Pryor, Patrice O'Neal and Bernie Mac are the best GOAT comedians. All of them are dead.
>>71661537
>faggot still bitching about a dead comedian
What's wrong, faggot? Did he insult your precious religion or something?
I actually didnt think Ansari's standups or performance on Parks and Rec were too bad since he was the first briwn comic I've seen who didnt make race part of his act 24/7, but now he's too sensitive about issues and as a result his act is the same recycled bullshit. Honestly though, most comics are only funny when they start and can't live to long without a show or a completely different formula.
Jerry Seinfeld made a great TV show but his standup is very rarely funny.
How has no one even mentioned John Mulaney yet?
>>71665131
I would fuck him until he was just a red powder
Also, Fallon has never had an original thought in his life, he is like a small child acting up for attention
> does one standup featured on netflix
> hired by American comedy show as a satirical talk host of American politcs
Im still pissed at this decision. Literally any other cast member on the show could've picked up Stewart's baton, instead they get a little known spearchucker whose ciomedy is almost entirely aimed at other oogaboogas
>>71665298
Forgot pic
>>71665131
>>71665195
Wait shit I cant properly read.
How has no one mentioned John Mulaney as an actual funny comedian
