We properly cast Lara Croft other than fridge boobs
Her voice actor is actually pretty hot and has no problem with getting crazy naked
>>71634905
hawt
>>>/v/
Fuck off already
>>71634811
Idris Elba
>>71634811
daisy ridley
>>71634927
Hey, thanks for adding to the discussion. Release upsets you doesnt it having to wait 20 seconds between angry ranting posts?
I made this thread just for you faggot.
>>71635050
If she had bit more boobs and decent acting skills.
>>71634811
Poppy Drayton.
>>71635050
Isnt she as flat as a chink?
>>71635148
mf yes....
Maisie Williams
>>71635203
troll facce?
gtfo
>>71635117
>>71635159
fuck tits
new lara has small breasts, and daisy looks good as a rugged chick
too bad about the acting though
>tfw when Lara croft will never be depicted with big boobs again
>>71635295
And thank god for that. Having a titcow playing a character that's supposed to be athletic is retarded.
>>71634811
they got it right the first time
>>71635148
Yes, or Gemma Arterton. Both better than that swarthy Swede they've got.
I can't think of a single young actress with big tits. Help me, /tv/.
>>71635352
check out this fucking faggot
>>71635361
No offence to Gemma, but she's too fat.
>>71635361
Gemma is to bubbly in the hips. I mean she is prime fucking material. But too juicy to be slender and nimble Lara
Excuse my ignorance, but who's supposed to be casted as her atm?
![Jodelle%20Ferland%20as%20Katniss[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cuBa8DO.jpg "Jodelle%20Ferland%20as%20Katniss[1].jpg")
>>71635375
Jodelle Ferland
>>71635356
RIP in peace Boobs
>Since we're on the topic of getting into shape, what changes did you go through for your, you know, bust out role as Lara?
>ANGELINA:C'mon, I'm not so flat chested to begin with. When I wear a tight T-shirt, I look a certain way. So it wasn't like we had to completely change me. You know, we just had to enhance me a little.
>I'm a 36C. Lara, she's a 36D. And in the game, she's a double D, so we took her down some. But we did give her a bit of padding there. For me, it was simply one size. So it was like having a padded bra. But no, I am not flat chested anyway.
>So we still made it Lara Croft, but we didn't go to any extremes. And Lara doesn't apologize for herself, and for having that, you know, recognizable shape. So I'm not going to apologize for her either. Personally, I wouldn't want those breasts. They seem kinda funny to me.
>>71635239
>trollface
Back to 9fag newfriend
>>71635442
>>71635447
You're both delusional.
Toned Emma Watson from a couple of years ago would have been pretty great if she was willing to get down and dirty.
>>71635547
She's almost as flat as Vikander. Come on. I say Gemma Arterton. She's the only brit that's fit enough and has the tits.
>>71635525
How long ago was that?
I guess she could get back in shape.
Kira
>>71634811
>Le fridge meme
Fag
>>71634905
proof?
C-could we cast MEW? Please?
>>71635148
>>71635361
shes a twig though especially compared to castmate Ivana Baquero
>>71635512
Alicia Vikander.
>>71635721
>her career is dead
>she's past 30
>>71635698
>meme
>>71635741
i want to fawn her labyrinth
>>71635525
WHY DID THEY DELETE MY THREAD BUT LEAVE THIS VIDEO GAME TRASH UP
FUCK OFF /v/
>>71635753
>>71635798
what a fucking shame. Is there surgery to fix this?
Courtney Eaton from Gods of Egypt
>>71635877
I guess she could squat and deadlift to build her ass and thighs, and get implants to fix her chestlet problem.
Any girl who's currently working for Victoria's Secret.
It's not like Lara Croft is a complicated character who demands a real actress portraying her. They just need a girl who looks good and can run while holding a gun.
>>71635845
Because your thread wasn't related to films and television.
Stay mad and lurk more
>>71635986
>Victoria's Secret model
>can run
you overestimate those people m8
i have a couple of suggestions
>>71635986
We need someone athletic with big tits, not someone tall and statuesque.
>>71636082
>finger on the trigger of a shotgun pointed right at her foot
>>71636112
>it's a /tv/ pretends to care about trigger discipline episode
>>71636077
>athletic actress with big tits
Lets be real here. They didn't get one for Black Widow, they didn't get one for Wonder Woman, they didn't get one for Supergirl. Hollywood will never employ an athletic woman.
XXX Parody when
>>71634905
This, I lust for her
>>71636082
Such an unfortunate nose
>>71636227
well why should they, might as well hire a dude.
>>71636039
possible to get source on this?
>>71636269
Tomb Raider? I'm STAFF
>>71636269
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387693/
>>71636417
I was well aware of Womb Raider, but an update would be nice
>>71636269
Me on the left
>>71636227
That's because most actresses are lazy as shit and producers are retarded. Fit chicks are in right now, but they refuse to cash in on it.
>>71636417
classic vidyapornkino
>>71636077
Daisy in AoS paid for an ex-marine to get her into shape between series out of her own pocket.
Y/N?
>>71636369
Unsauceable, posted all the time
>>71636501
I hope she asked for a refund.
>>71636501
MUHHH DIIIIIIIICK
>seeing early 2000 Angelina Jolie's erect nipples through spandex in the cradle of life
Tombkino will never be good again
>>71636501
>paid for an ex-marine to get her into shape
too bad you can only get so fit in between the fucking sessions
>>71635356
this.
>>71634905
>no fridge
>first post is fridge
its like poetry it rhymes
>>71636560
TR era Jolie was probably the hottest thing alive at the time.
>>71636269
blacked when?
>>71636625
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBNKarJukms
This scene started my childhood faps.
>>71634811
>fridge titties
What did he mean by this?
>>71636765
I have good news for you
>>71636800
>not even an ass shot
that's cruel
![Lara.Croft.Tomb.Raider.2001.German.DTS.DL.1080p.BluRay.x264.mkv_snapshot_00.06.07_[2016.02.21_00.12.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rc0Wt5X.jpg "Lara.Croft.Tomb.Raider.2001.German.DTS.DL.1080p.BluRay.x264.mkv_snapshot_00.06.07_[2016.02.21_00.12.29].jpg")
>>71635356
>25yr old angelina jolie in peak physical condition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PbTUP-6CAQ
all of my boners.
>>71634811
DDadarrio
>>71637057
>>71637057
No, please, not that dumb faced thing
>>71637086
>>71636501
very yes.
>>71635425
check urself matey
There was a time when Lacey Chabert might've been perfect for the role.
>>71636943
What went wrong ?
>>71637774
nothing
>>71637774
she stopped eating after her mother died in 2007.
>>71637057
Perfect. Can she do a britbong accent?
Blunt would be perfect
>>71637940
get this dead eyed bitch out of here
>>71638007
wow can u not
>>71637979
For older Lara, yes. We need someone to play the reboot young Lara doe.
>>71638039
I can't stand that empty stare. She looks like she's taxidermied.
>>71638043
Kate Beckinsale would be better for an older Lara.
>>71638007
>>71638082
>mudeyes detected
>>71635256
>new lara has small breasts
Thank feminists
That chick from Vikings. All she needs to do is color her hair black.
>>71638147
>wanting cowtits
small to medium tits are 10/10
tits must fit the body, if the girl is fit and slim, she should ahve small tits.
if she is a bit chubby, big tits are nice.
if she is fat, she should get not fat
>>71637774
she always looked terrible desu senpai.
normally people have to go through years of botched plastic surgery to look like that but I guess she was just born with it.
>>71638241
Fuck off, freak. Big tits on a thin body is GOAT.
>>71638310
In her prime Jolie was 11/10. You must be a closeted homo.
>>71638147
making Lara Croft Asian was a GOAT idea.
making her a crybaby who hates tombs and gets almost raped every other level was not such a GOAT idea.
>>71638241
medium tits are best on a fit body, but I'd definitely prefer large over small.
>>71638313
>>71638370
BUt then she got saggy face.
>>71638370
this is the best looking pic I've seen of her, but she still has the weird plastic fish lips.
>>71638406
wtf are you talking about, that looks fucking incredible.
>>71638440
>he doesn't like dick sucking lips
>>>/v/eddit
Daily reminder /sp/ and /v/ killed /tv/ together
>>71638440
Those lips are Deeeelicious
But went all fugged up as she aged.
>>71638456
>6
You're arguing the definition of beauty with people on the internet, it's kinda pointless to expend any effort on it.
>>71638406
homo confirmed
>>71638482
I can understand /v/, but how does the /sp/ infestation manifest itself?
>>71638520
Still can you actually look at a picture like that and say she's ugly without sounding homo?
>>71634905
i lmao at tomb 2013 she looked so dirty and then i foind out this is the voice actor,
also all gamers waifuclaim while shitting selves
so much shit for a character
>>71638147
>>71638241
>>71638383
>Arguing over how realistic a fictional character is
>Realism fags speging out because they think a fit woman can't into cow tits
How about we stop obsessing over it for one thing (looking at you over triggered feminists) and simply have Lara keep her big tits like they always were before you faggots were throwing shit fits about her tits being too big (4u)?
>>71635514
is she even whitte<+
>>71638574
In my opinion? No, that poster is so gay he should be doing magic tricks with tigers.
>>71636837
He meant Lara needs to get her air pump.
![big-low-hanging-saggy-tits[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g8u0kkY.jpg "big-low-hanging-saggy-tits[1].jpg")
>>71638456
>>71638520
and in 10 years they look like this
yeah no thx, enjoy your cowtit girls.
more good looking women for me
>>71635697
big
>>71638371
>asian
is she though?
>>71638571
you are new.
>>71638669
just perfect
>>71638727
fairly, yes
>>71636227
Superheroes dont have the time to go to the gym everyday and why should they take steroids?
>>71638147
To be fair if they'd kept her original size it would have looked retarded on current gen graphics, they could have just downsized slightly to DoA proportions tho
>>71638693
You fucking idiot her tits were always like that. Tits only sag like that when a girl gets older if she's a lazy ass faggot that never exercises her chest muscles. Which is going to be pretty rare, because they tend to do that anyway to alleviate back pain.
>>71638821
>why should they take steroids?
to reach their physical potential
>>71638371
>new Lara
>Asian
Have you literally never seen an Asian person before?
>>71638821
Steroids to save time and get big with tenth of the effort as doing it without steroids
>>71638643
Can you even english?
>>71638542
>>71638577
>>71638621
>>71638648
>>71638689
>>71638727
>>71638770
>>71638802
>>71638890
>>71638850
cool stuff anon. post more
>>71638841
Tits are skin and fat, having strong muscles doesn't prevent the skin from stretching down.
All you can do is cut enough weight to reduce size.
Big tits are disgusting and the most plebeian of fetishes.
>>71638147
They look average/medium size to me. Have you even seen small tits before?
>>71638829
>I-It's because of teh graphics!
No it wasn't nigger, TR13 Lara actually had decent sized tits that weren't fucking B cups like they are now.
>>71638962
>>71638542
>>71638577
>>71638621
>>71638648
>>71638689
>>71638727
>>71638770
>>71638802
>>71638890
>>71638850
Not posting the best mineral.
>>71638371
One moment of a guy feeling her up (but just kills her anyway) and Lara is suddenly getting raped every level? You sure you're not just projecting your fantasy of what you want the games to be?
>>71638942
Tits have muscles you dunce bucket. And exercising the pectoral muscles actually does help prevent sagging.
>>71639020
>no tres-fx
why even play tomb raider
>>71639166
thats just wrong.
Ofc they also have chest muscles, but no matter how much you train them, the skin will still stretch and tits will fall down.
>>71639166
>exercising the pectoral muscles actually does help prevent sagging
And what mechanism would make it happen? Wishful thinking?
>>71636383
Underrated post
>>71639350
Anon. All that fat and tissue is connected to those muscles. You don't ever see your leg skin sag as you get older, hmmm?
>>71639399
holy fuck you have no idea what you're talking about
>>71639468
>t. someone who actually doesn't know what they're talking about
And I mean it. I've been correcting you since your first post where you didn't even realize breasts had muscle.
>>71639606
>>71639637
10/10 cleavage
so i guess /tv/ has no moderation
literally
>5+ /v/eddit videogame threads
>porn threads
>porn posted
>etc
neo4chan is literally garbage
>>71639677
I never said there are no muscles there, but muscles are not what makes the tit. Fat fills out the skin and stretches it. If there is too much fat, the skin will sag down. Having strong muscles won't help because they are under the fat, not the other way around.
>>71638942
>Big tits are disgusting and the most plebeian of fetishes.
Kill your fucking self right now.
>>71639771
No, I will not remove my patrician genes from the pool. We have enough titplebs as it is.
>>71639789
>>71639820
>>71640010
>>71640068
>>71640111
>>71640151
>>71640191
>>71640229
>>71640270
>>71640297
>>71640338
>>71640625
>>71640662
If you don't like what's getting posted here then fuck off, no one's forcing you to stay in the thread. Don't shit it up take it to >>>/out/ or something. Hell it's not even /tv/ related.
>>71636854
lel
>>71635117
>a bit more boobs
You mean boobs at all.
>>71641139
>hollywood will never hire a cow tits female to play a cow tits character
Why the fuck do they do this? It's not like there's shortage of females with big tits, and you can train them to be at least mediocre at acting. But nope got to hire those aneorixic bitches that look like they'd faint if they tried any actual physically strenous activity.
>>71638370
Top hotness Jolie was 8 or 9/10.
>>71637774
Billy Bob Thornton.
It was meant to be Rhona Mitra. Just fucking google Rhona Mitra Lara Croft and you will see why. She IS fucking Lara.
Thank you ASAC Schrader.
>>71640999
TRIPS OF TRUTH.
Rockposters BTFO
>>71637774
Way too much talking and two dimensional characters. I know the source material doesn't exactly give you much to work with, but it'd be cool to have a movie that focused on the exploring and traps and not non-stop "le stronk womyn" quips.
>>71641915
Imagine being so autistic you just spam pictures of rocks of all things non stop in a thread.
>>71636269
>XXX Parody when
You haven't seen Womb Raider?
i would like emily blunt
>>71643576
Not just womb raider, but plenty of big tits porn stars at some point in the 90's and later did at least a Lara Croft cosplay photo shoot. See >>71638841 for example, and pic related too.
>>71635525
the only correct answer
>>71639078
That was the dumbest big controversy of all time. I purposely screwed up that qte on my first playthrough just because of it.
I didn't even hear about it from video game sources, there was an article in freaking Popular Science about feminists trying to cancel the whole game after that trailer.
>>71644391
>Change something because feminists whine
>Game gets it's own Tumbler
>Next game Lara is suddenly a PC-ified version of herself
Crystal is a bunch of fucking cucks.
>>71644509
Is she really that bad in Rise? I'm only a couple hours in and it just seems like she's insane now and all her friends disappeared (like the one we spent the whole last game trying to get back).
With dat diversity in the Endurance crew from TR2013, I'm not sure how it could get any more PC.Not that I care all that much; that game was GOAT.
Dye Katee Sackhoff's hair brown and she could do it pretty well.
>>71635715
Californication
>>71634905
Wasn't her original voice actor the qt who got raped in Hollow Man
Tits are about right and they're only gonna get bigger
>>71635256
>new Lara has small breasts
Are you fucking serious?
>>71636269
What the hell is that poking out?
>>71646675
Nah Rhona Mitra was only a model for Lara Croft.
>>71647411
thatd be a puffy vagoo right there sonny. Some girls got a fat vag. Nawmsayin?
>>71637940
shes been blacked so, put her in the trash
Amanda Cerny who cares if she doesnt know how to act
this is the only correct choice
>>71636369
>>71636507
>Unsauceable, posted all the time
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvLymSofn4I
Wrong, look around 3:45.
Someone posted sauce last few times.
>>71635753
this
>>71651194
Heehee reported that video for sexual content. >:)
>>71651155
definitely
>Current Lara
>>71636943
She looks too much like Jon Voight, I can't jack off to this.
>>71651679
I'm going to literally ejaculate with pleasure when the film flops (which it will) and Crystal Dynamics either stops making Tomb Raiders because they keep making flops or Square hands the IP over to another developer. Hopefully one that isn't a bunch of feminist twats who never listen to the fans like Crystal.
>>71634927
I browse both /v/ and reddit on my phone and there is LITERALLY nothing you can do to stop me
>>71648346
Naw'mean!
Am I the only person who sees Anna Popplewell there?
>>71651679
wew
Gal Gadot.
>>71639224
Tress-FX just makes your hair flap around constantly to show off the hair physics, even though the movements don't make sense.
bump for more minerals
>>71636269
>pigeon toed
My fetish.
>>71638693
>when she's an old lady she won't be attractive!
Well she's not, so give me some fucking cow tits
Mfw I'm reading this thread
All this thread and only 10 year old boys posted for a lara actress. Never new this board had such a testosterone shortage.
You'd be better off asking this question at fit, at least they'd get lara right.
>>71643462
In the past he has also spammed pictures of sinks and television broadcast tests.
>>71634927
>13 hours ago
kek
jolie was perfect though
