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Career revival when?
>>71625678
>posting a zombie
>>71626327
She looks awful these days
2/10. Bare legs are best legs.
She dont need one, she's got enough money in the bank to live comfortably the rest of her life.....
>>71626429
Pics
>>71625678
literally has 0 ass now even when curling legs up
JUSTTOOOO
>>71626452
$500,000... Is she only gonna live like 10 years or something?
>>71626454
If you must have them....remember.... You asked for it
waiting for gross lohan pictures
>>71626530
Thats the joke retard.... More like 10 months
>>71626556
>>71626532
>>71626603
>>71626647
Where did the ass go?
>>71625678
what career?
She has the body of a 65 yr old woman. Sad.
Drugs are bad...m'kay?
>>71626647
lol, look at the expression on that dude's face
>>71627019
top kek it's Chloe Moretz all over again wew lads
>>71625678
Who is more JUST: Lohan or Tara Reid?
>>71626532
>>71626556
>>71626603
>>71626647
Wew.... Bitch is not even 30 yet... wtf
>>71625678
Never. She makes good money as a prostitute.
>>71626440
Nice b8. Pantyhouse legs are literally patrician tier. Here's your (you).
>>71627305
Who cares about legs? It's all about the feet.
>>71626440
lmao kill yourself
>>71627305
this
Just a little something to depress you all.
>>71625678
She lost me when she changed her god-tier nose and filled her face with Botox.
A healthy diet, some cardio and a couple days of light lifting/body weight exercises each week.
That's all it took, Lindsay.
She should've had easy access to god-tier nutritionists, personal trainers etc., but no, she had to throw it all away.
I blame her parents.
>Oh hey, anon. Happy New Year! Can you believe it's 2004 already? Ya know, I don't really drink. I've never done drugs. I've only ever really had boring, safe sex. My tits are natural. My ass is round, soft, and freckled. I'm tired of being a goody two-shoes, and you look like fun. My hotel room is full of booze and cocaine. Wanna come fool around? Before you decide, you should know that my pussy is tight, and tastes like strawberries. I guess you could say I'm in my prime right now.
What do you do, anons? Do you let her go down a path of destruction? Do you sit her down and warn her about the future? Do you give her sage advice and be the friend she needs in that moment, or do you go back to her hotel room and snort a line of cocaine out of her ass crack?
DUDE JUST DO SQUATS LMAO
>>71630344
We can still save her r-right?
>>71630344
Bang her senseless, do all the coke without giving her any and then make her psychologically dependent on me and then marry her and act as her legal guardian to protect her from her own confused mind.
Mean girls lohan was the peak of female sexuality
What happened lads? Why did we allow this?
>>71631009
We didn't allow anything, the jews just did it.
>>71625678
Hopefully never, I'm still holding out hope I'll come across her on craigslist some day.
>>71629872
She rebel'd
>>71630942
>go back in time
>pose as Hollywood producer
>get her liquored up
>give her drugs
>have nasty, shameful sex with her
>she eats your ass
>she calls you daddy
>fart in her mouth
>she gags on your dick and cries
>she mentally breaks down
>she's vomiting in the toilet
>start pissing on the back of her head
>fart again
>laugh whilst telling her you're a phony
>she can't cope with the shame
>gets hooked on the drugs
>career ends up further in the toilet than her head
>HFW self-fulfilling prophecy/time paradox
>>71626603
>>71626647
her ass looks like Maggie Gylenhaal's face...
That Paul Schrader movie should have been her revival, but she fucked it up. Never showed up on time, wouldn't do real sex.
>>71631295
>well hello beau... you.
>>71631214
You're a cruel individual. Why would you do that!?
>>71631378
So that I can fart in prime Lindsay Lohan's mouth?
>>71630344
she's doomed anyway if she's walking around asking random guys to do coke
i'd eat pounds of cocaine out of her ass
>>71631448
>prime Linsay Lohan
what is she a transformer?
>>71625678
Shame I'm on mobile and don't have my curated folder of LiLo pics, collected over 6 years. Only the best.
>>71631604
Holy fuck that was boring.
>>71625678
I would fuck her. I know the drugs have taken their toll a bit on her looks, but she's still Lindsay and I'd fuck her.
>>71626452
I could live such a long time if I had 500,000 no questions asked under the floorboards. Probably most of my life.
>>71629872
>>71629872
god damn, I can't believe i wanted to berry my dick in that so badly back in the day
>>71631214
So a max hardcore scene then.
>>71631709
>a bit
>>71631904
She looks quite fuckable on that pic tb h
For fuck's sake lads, this thread is making me depressed. Post some Lohan Prime to cheer me up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knBF5VyFGzY
>>71631904
Seriously I would fuck her.
>>71632018
That's fucking desperate, mate.
>>71632072
I have a fetish for trashy women. Lindsey's ravaged good looks make her ideal.
>>71630344
>Petro
>>71632072
I would do it.
Anyone else read up on her parents?
She honestly never had a chance.
>>71631295
and her face looks like Maggie Gylenhaal's ass.
I cant get a hard on to her anymore, and I'm the guy who sneaks into funeral homes to jerk off by dead bodies, and to draw on mexican mafia style tattoos on the corpses and take a fat shit in the foot area of the casket, along with rigging up their hands to look like they tried to claw out of the casket.
I'M THAT GUY, AND EVEN I AM SICKED BY LINDSAY LOHAN.
>>71632330
I hate try-hard teenagers.
>>71632330
summer is a lovely time of year
>>71632330
No, you're a 12 year old Redditor.
>>71629872
>all the other chicks from mean girls still look great besides Lindsay
>>71632128
>the horror, the horror
>>71632480
Enough >>71627019
>>71632454
Yes, he's clearly underage. Honestly though, this obsession some of you people have with reddit has to stop. It's a fucking drag.
>>71632454
>>71632444
>>71632409
no, I'm a 45 year old sexual deviant, with multiple arrests for molestation of a corpse, criminal necrophillia, disruption of a funeral, and inciting a riot.
that's just what i have been caught for.
even then she gives me the heebie geebies.
>>71632530
This isn't a cringe thread. Please stop posting.
>>71632530you
>>71632530
Then go molest some corpses and leave Lindsay alone
>>71632148
>>71632148
>>71632148
Why can't she hold all these tits?
>>71632006
Seriously used to jack off to this on mtv.
>>71625678
Has anyone seen Diary of a Teenage Drama Queen? Is it good as LiLo-core? I can't find a torrent ;_;
>>71632944
Keep quiet, man-child.
Remember this.
>>71626603
how does that happen? how can drugs do that to your body, as an extra fuck you?
>>71633387
Muscle atrophy.
>>71632944
DoTDQ is essential LiLo-core.
lido key
>>71626440
I've never seen a gayer or more wrong post on this site before
>>71633387
What >>71633416 said.
E.g. by burning too many calories via amphetamine and eating too little, and in Lindsay's case combined with bouts of anorexia. If you starve yourself down to unhealthy stick-figure weight, your body may burn most of its fat, but also most of its muscle mass. If you then put on weight again without any kind of muscle building , you'l only add fat onto your skinny frame and the result is the shittiest example of the skinny-fat look. Troubled skanks like LiLo then keep panicking and repeating a cicle of starvation and fat-gain, when what they should do is re-building their muscles.
That extreme muscle loss goes beyond bicep and thigh muscles, all the skeletal/support muscle is atrophied, which is why she has terrible posture and why all her fat depots just hang off her at any given part of her body.
>>71626647
IRELAND APPROVED
2/10 bare legs are best legs
>>71626667
it literally crawled up her rectum to die
>>71634614
How so?
>you now remember Herbie: Fully Erect
>>71634768
someone was fully loaded on that movie set and it sure as fuck wasn't Herbie
>>71631828
>I can't believe i wanted to berry my dick in that so badly back in the day
Homosexual.
>>71635481
Mm-hmm.
>>71632718
soyung
>>71635481
I looked up that vid and agree with the berry comment, would do the same t b h
>>71634768
Fuck she gave me so many little boy boners. If I had known what jerking off was back then I might have actually torn my dick off.
>>71631764
Were do you live that you could survive the rest of your life off that?
>>71635703
how do you know where the video is?
>>71635855
Please stop using up valuable oxygen.
>>71625678
She's a escort now, probably making more money than making flicks
>>71635999
I'd probably pay her for sex.
>>71636198
Do you have a point to make?
>>71635801
Rude
>>71635855
Google the comment smartpants
>>71633186
intedesting fact
guy who plays the Lacey Chabert's BF is the voice of Carlos
Flew to close to the sun.
With two suitcases of cocaine in the back.
>>71636279
How old are you?
>inb4 too ashamed to answer
>>71636389
There's so much wrong with this attempt at humour.
she's been clean for a long time and is engaged to some russian millionaire or something
reminder that BEN AFFLECK SAVED HER
>>71636561
>EXCITED
>2013
it's eternal JUSTing for Lindsay.
Come to think of it, maybe she could get together with our boy Brendan.
>>71626647
fuck no
>>71636429
My sweet summerchild....
>>71625678
>>71635714
>>71634629
INCOMING diamond boner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ3LBCwfdYE
I've gotta go sleep, but if there's Lindsay-related thread up in the coming days, I will dump tons of pictures
>>71636863
Why do all of you teenagers think this is a viable comeback? It just makes it blatantly obvious that you've been here for 6 months at best. Why would anyone be proud of how long they've been here? I've been coming here for over a decade, and I can assure you, it's nothing to be proud of, at all. It's a waste of time, and mindless children like you make it depressing as fuck. You all just keep saying the same shit over and over again.
>summer's here
>newfag
>nigger
>faggot
>le reddit
>projecting
Please go and read a book, and stop pretending to be something you're not. It's cringe-inducing.
>>71636894
,
>>71637119
My sweet Redditor, stop projecting and go back to r/oldfag
>>71637119
>You all just keep saying the same shit over and over again.
Because you're most if not all of those things. I'll stop saying it when you stop being it.
>>71637241
Don't you have at least some semblance of a personality?
>>71637268
That doesn't make any sense, you dense cunt.
>>71637286
I could roleplay as Lindsay, if you want?
>>71636732
since that she hasn't been arrested
hasn't gone back to rehab
of course the damage done by all the years of drug use won't repair
>>71630344
If I get her pregnant then she might slow down a little
>>71637553
You're not capable of getting her pregnant. If a girl touched you you would start crying and farting uncontrollably.
>>71637612
project much Reddit?
>>71637553
>>71637612
>you would start crying and farting uncontrollably
Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard? I need to sleep.
>>71637651
I'm sorry for hurting your feelings.
>>71633186
My autism sends up a red alert when her foot taps the stereo and it goes flying 100mph into that guy's face
>>71637733
I find it quite jarring myself.
>>71626532
How much cocaine do you have to do to make your ass melt ?
She was a 10/10 before the drugs
I'd have scrapped my dick through 20 miles of hard glass, lava and horse shit to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
>>71637900
So the members of Hanson finally decided to go solo?
>>71626647
wow she has negative ass
>>71637900
Young Axl Rose wore some seriously outlandish outfits.
I doubt ever. Her angle was literally the intelligent, deeper type of hollywood starlette from childhood to her peak (Mean Girls). She literally shattered that image by showing herself to be a dumb, wastey bimbo. Maybe when she's 40 she'll pull a Jessica Lange and play the bitter, over-the-hill, lost-glamour types. I think she'd be great at that.
>>71638254
>40
She'll be dead, anon. You know she'll be dead.
>>71627134
She turned 30 last month
/Fit/, brehs, is there hope for Lohan if she hit the gym and ate clean?
>>71638676
>stop drinking
>stop taking drugs
>eat a full, healthy diet
>get a personal trainer
>sort those fucking lips out
She could do some moderate unjusting. Honestly though, with all the shameful shit she's likely done, she probably doesn't even want to.
Botox and hard drugs where a mistake
So why do irish girls have no ass?
I mean how does that even happen genetically?
>>71638815
I'm no expert, but it really seems like in the long run botox does more harm then good. Like it seems to get rid of wrinkles but then a few years down the line their face looks so fucked.
>>71637846
Coke is the least of her drug problems
>>71638676
Man, she always had the sickest tits in the tits biz. Those tits have been known to make my dick spritz.
>>71636894
I got you beat, senpai. Prepare your dick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF6k0FdOuCs
Is it true she works as an escort now?
>>71638676
She has a man's body with tits
>that dude ass
meth is one hell of a drug
Seriously, I blame her shitty mom for introducing Lindsay to Paris Hilton at a Mean Girls afterparty and thus, turning her into the drugslut she is today.
This photo was the photo that started her career downfall. It was a week after the main premiere of Mean Girls and Tina Fey wanted to move Lindsay away from Paris but Dina Lohan yelled at Tina.
Imagine if Tina Fey had saved Lindsay.....
>>71638996
She was at her peak in that movie called Georgia Rules.
>>71638875
Do you know any Irish girls? I talk to quite a few, and I can assure you the size and roundness of their asses are something to behold.
Your 4chan assembled opinions make you look dumb. You don't know anything about women.
>>71639074
What if she was always a spoilt brat?
>>71639108
I wonder how many of those paparazzi shots have nips and cameltoes photoshopped in, to sell more tabloids.
I'm sure it's not all of them. But you *know* it isn't none.
>>71639133
Not really.
If you watched Dina Lohan's failed reality show, you can tell that she's really abusive towards her kids.
Parents being the managers/publicists to their kids are the most fucked up things in the world. Their levels of narcissism can really fuck up a kid.
>>71639233
Not enough time.
Paps usually upload stuff directly to the the agency that pays them or they have a contract with.
The sooner they sell the photos the better for them so someone doesn't beat them to the punch.
>>71639307
Lohan was fucking wrecked way before that fucking show you fucking stupid faggot
>>71639307
There are pics of Dina and Lohan making out in some bar while her brother is sitting next to them.
They're all degenerates.
yes yes very good bullyposters very good bullyposters
HOWEVER
>>71639337
>fucking stupid faggot
Geez, it's not that serious to wrong about this, calm down, son. Behave yourself.
does she have red pubic hair and do you think she shaves it off?
>>71639307
How dare you?
>>71639337
I'd still love to believe that if Dina Lohan wasn't an aggressive failed parent.
If she was a very passive mom who spoiled the shit out of Lindsay then yeah I can see Lindsay wrecking herself.
>>71639337
What the hell is wrong with you? You're like a toddler throwing a tantrum.
>>71639428
It makes me kek how much Scarlett Johanssen's career reinforced the message of Ghost World.
>tfw you'll never bang prime thicc lohan
>>71638967
>I like my shit fucked up
she's going to storm hollywood just dany is going to storm the westeros
she's going to demolish her foes. she's going to cuck everyone that treated her like garbage and abandoned her when she was at the bottom
but house mormont remembers
>>71639454
You're delusional. It had nothing to do with Paris HIlton, who is totally fine and not a drugged out criminal trainwreck, and Dina Lohan raised this girl, from a toddler, into the drugged out criminal trainwreck she is today.
It's simply a matter of class. Paris Hilton is elite, high class, raised right. Lohan is white trash, a piece of ass (prime, 10/10) who allowed herself to be used by an industry for profit, and it destroyed whatever of her was left. She's like a worse-off, less talented Britney Spears. Except way sexier.
>>71639541
I'd love to see side by side shots of her pussy and asshole.
2004 next to 2016.
I bet it all went from a cute little red beaver to a pig's ass that's been blasted at close range with a shotgun and left in the sun for 3 days.
>>71639315
Anyone along that whole chain could do it- not just the photographer. The publisher would have the most incentive.
>>71639658
How old are you?
>anon I had a bad dream where I turned into a trashy druggie ho, please hold me
>>71639751
>It's okay, honey bee. No, that's not James Franco at the bar. Stop looking at him. Lindsay. LINDSAY. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! LINDSAYYYYYYYY?!?!?!
>>71639720
Again, they operate fast, with the emphasis on getting the company that pays for it the material in the fastest time possible so they beat other companies to the punch.
While you can photoshop it once or twice ultimately it doesn't pay off in the long-run since you want to be dealing in volume.
Also in recent times paps just dump like 200 images at once since the pipeline has been streamlined. No time to go editing all those. In most cases the photos are not even properly white balanced these days.
>>71639667
You're half right but honestly it's still a matter of shitty parenting.
I've worked with millions of child actors. And 90% of them will have fucked up lives just by their parents' shitty behaviours alone.
Also, Jewish and British parents are more stable towards their acting kids than many WASP and black parents. I keep wondering why.
>>71632509
Never enough.
>>71639845
That's pretty much what I pictured, yeah.
>>71639876
Why the fuck are you still in this thread, you pathetic cunt?
>tfw you'll never spend a night with prime Lohan
holodecks when
>>71639964
Why are you so mad?
>>71639993
Why are you attracted to women that look like young boys?
>>71640186
Why are you so mad?
>>71640249
I'm listening to Grandmaster Flash and drinking gin and juice. How could I possibly be mad?
>>71640293
cringe, holy shit lol
>>71640293
Well, i give my perspective on child actors and shitty parenting and you responded with
>Why the fuck are you still in this thread, you pathetic cunt?
So that implies that you are mad.
So why are you so mad?
>>71640353
>Grandmaster Flash
>Cringe
I feel sorry for your generation. You're incapable of doing the things you like without insecure self-loathers trying to put a dampener on it in order to cope with how much they hate themselves. Why can't you just be cool?
>>71640437
Cringe indeed.
>>71640396
It's all about context. You chose to read that as though I was being angry. I wasn't. It was more of a "pffft, you pathetic cunt", because you're trying to pretend to be something you're not on an anonymous message board.
>>71640493
How is this not based as fuck? I don't get it.
>>71637900
>fridge
>leathery skin by mean girls already
>BUT SHE HAD MUH HUGE TITS! 10/10! THAT SUPER PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE OF HER ON THE BED WAS LE GOAT!
>MUH 320P HERMIONE TITS ON SNL! WHO CARES IF YOU CAN TELL SHE'S LEATHERY WITH TONS OF MAKEUP ON!
literally the early 2000s kate upton
>>71640437
>your generation
Please tell me you're a 45 year old black woman, which would be the only reason anybody would be drinking gin and juice while listening to Grandmaster Flash
>>71640546
>I don't get it.
Clearly.
>>71640596
You put a lot of thought into something you don't like, and therefore shouldn't care about. Just ignore the things you don't like. It's easier on you mentally.
>>71640665
I'm happier than you. I have more friends than you. I make more money than you. I'm sorry girls don't like you. I'm laughing at you, to a Grandmaster groove.
>>71640505
Look I might overexaggerate a little but I do work with child actors and I'm just giving out my experience.
Is that wrong?
>>71640783
Stop pretending.
>>71640783
do you think she keeps her british bush big and full?
>>71640773
what other good ones does he have, I only know The Message
t. 23 year old who isn't an insecure faggot and doesn't have to listen to "cool" music
she's actually super talented, her roles are just limited now and she's impossible to work with
her in The Canyons was 11/10 casting, she basically plays herself
and James Deen's mediocre acting works brilliantly on a meta-level because that's how psychopaths talk in real life, they are constantly acting like normal people
>>71641015
Honestly, you really have to be in the mood. I'm tipsy now, and I've had a shitty day, so I needed something positive and upbeat.
Currently listening to 'It's Nasty'.
>tfw you'll never negotiate a fair price with her mom and Dina will offer to throw herself in for free
>>71626532
>>71626556
>>71626603
>>71626647
The words are not enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs
Bitch could've had Emma Stone's roles, and some of Jennifer Lawrence's if she hadn't fucked up.
Imagine if she never JUST'd and starred opposite Gosling.
>>71641086
have you read the nytimes piece where the director talks about working with her?
she's her own worst enemy and the reason why she cant land more roles - too unreliable
>>71641283
who's the fuccboi?
>>71641283
>not bagofsand.jpg
>>71641144
ohgod
>>71625678
i dont care about how blown out she is i want those panty hose feet all over me and i wanna eat that coont like a box of donuts and youre a 10/10 fag if you think otherwise.
I only want her wasted at 4 in the morning 3 times in a row, knowing after me are 4 guys having their turn with her
>>71642282
That photo is from 6 years ago.
>>71642383
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2016/04/lindsay-lohan-converts-to-islam-has-yet-to-read-koran/
what did she mean by this?
>ywn lick her teenage box while her goddess thighs wrap around your neck
>ywn fuck teenage lohan and cum on her feet and make her lick it off
>ywn suck on her teen tits and make her cum with your fingers before rolling her on her belly and taking her virgin asshole
c'mon guys vr wheN?
>>71642976
>tfw she'd date some crusty dyke or a random chad or some foreign sugar daddy rather than you
>>71626647
what the actual fuck
>>71640783
Oh christ, post more of her.
She's sexy in any outfit.
>>71639074
I also believe Paris Hilton and her cronies had a huge hand in rekking Lindsay, probably mainly out of jealousy. Lohan was both extremely attractive (legit 9.5/10 at her prime) and also very talented. She could actually fucking act. Paris was just born rich and that's all she had going for her.
I also think however that Lindsay probably would have ended up screwed no matter what. End of the day she still destroyed her own life and her father was a druggie, too. Bitch was plain fucking stupid. Nothing could have saved her in the end methinks.
>>71639366
POST THE PICS
>>71642976
Doesn't she literally have an STD that was just discovered in her?
>>71637169
>>71637031
>>71636954
>>71636894
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>>71639751
These pictures just make me mad more than anything. Why did she destroy herself. Why? fucking why?
>>71642976
she was literal 10/10 there
fucking prime lohan man, godfuckingdammit
stupid fucking bitch
nice for ants pic btw
>>71645886
well why did you destroy yourself anon?
>>71645953
I really doubt that anon is a 10/10. Less to destroy = less of a tragedy.
>>71645684
I don't think she was stupid so much as she was probably semi-autistic, being a child star and all. She probably didn't have much social experience, and just latched on to whoever showed interest.
>>71626532
Why did you let this happen?
