CHRIS EVANS STEPS DOWN FROM TOP GEAR
FACT
>>71625672
Who gives a shit. Literally Rèddit: the show
o fuck i am laffin.
Amazon Top Gear when?
>all that sycophantic lovefest in the twitter replies
come on guys, where's the FACTposting?
Is he never going to hit us with another FACT then?
I RESIGN
FACT
he wasn't the problem bbc is fucked.
This will give him more time to concentrate on whatever it is he did before
But they still have the homosexual, the jew, the arab, the black guy, and the girl, right?
I don't know why that guy was ever chosen as host. I had never heard of him before this show, I dunno how it is in Britain but this Evans guy was just someone I looked at and had no interest in watching or listening talk about anything.. Especially cars. Bad bad choice.
>>71625672
YESSSSS
>>71625769
That's pretty much how we feel too
another victim of racism in England
>>71625672
I supose this is a FACT.
>>71625769
He's always been a neurotic, unlikable twat, I can't fathom why they ever considered him. He's so nauseating Jay Leno would look at this guy and say "jesus, what a douche".
JUST FACT MY SHIT UP
>>71625672
FACT
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Had enough of raping the tea ladies then
>>71625811
>>71625769
>>71625783
B-b-b-but he likes cars
>>71625769
The biggest problem is that the BBC is a monstrous bureaucracy which makes decisions by committee based on some pretty vague criteria laid out in their charter rather than any money making goals. They have to have a car show to keep a balanced set of programming but had no real understanding of what made the old show popular so just hired a safe pair of hands. Evans is great on the radio believe it or not, and is fine at most of what he does, but totally unsuited to top gear.
>>71625769
He plays Captain America in the Marvel movies.
looooooooooooooooooooooool
>>71625672
>>71625853
He's got a face for radio, not tv.
>>71625846
He doesn't even appreciate cars, that's what's so frustrating. He can't drive. He gets carsick and throws up. Instead, like a complete OCD sperglord, he just uses his radio fortune to buy a dozen white ferraris and lock them up in his mansion, only to be looked at, never touched.
I would be disapointed if you guys don't spam his Twitter with FACT.
Fired, FACT.
It was about the same. They will probably tweak it some more and get a new presenter. Does Russell Brand like cars?
I hope TFI Friday comes back in September
How the fuck can people be so pathetic and cringey?
It was obvious from the get go the show would suck since the entire show was about the 3 hosts, the hosts they kicked out.
How did this cunt honestly think anyone wanted to see him? Nobody even knows who he is. For fucks sake I thought it was going to be that Captain America guy hosting this show til the day before the new season started.
Brit Chris Evans is a literally who fuckwit who should get raped to death by muslims already.
REST IN PEACE
>>71625699
>Amazon Top Gear when?
October
All those FACTS never mattered Chris. FACT.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
IT'S THE CURRENT GEAR
>resigning
Honestly pretty disappointing. Would have been a lot more fun if he'd gotten the boot.
WE DID IT REDDIT
![fact-clipart-fact-red-stamp-text-white-42333963[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7LfZ08U.jpg "fact-clipart-fact-red-stamp-text-white-42333963[1].jpg")
YAY
Any bants from based Clarkson yet?
POST GEZZA'S REACTION FACE RIGHT NOW
>>71625961
He did. He just got to present it nicely so he didn't lose his radio 2 gig too
>>71625769
What BBC missed was the original guys worked because they were aspirational figures of sorts, you'd wanna have bants with your mates and drive fast cars. No one wants to be a dirty ginger.
>>71625672
CHRIS ON SUICIDE WATCH. FACT.
>>71625853
>vague criteria laid out in their charter rather than any money making goals. They have to have a car show to keep a balanced set of programming
This is the part that confuses me. I was totally convinced that the reason they fired Jeremy is that they didn't want a silly car show anymore, so they'd either scrap top gear or turn it back to the more serious show it used to be in the 80s. I honestly can't remember a time the BBC have got it this wrong. They're obviously a bit of a backwards in club but still, they're not normally this stupid.
>>71625890
Fucking this. Clarkson's routine as a pompous ass was funny precisely because he was, in fact, a legitimate and respected automotive journalist.
Chris Evans is just...a guy who buys Ferraris and paints them white.
All the other guys actually knew about cars as much as they liked cars, which made their joking apropos. Even the German, she figured out that a cringe-worthy German """sense of humor""" can be funny in the right circumstances.
>>71625672
Wasn't it Matt LeBlanc that made them fire him?
He said it's him or me, and they fired Evans.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/top-gear-matt-leblanc-chris-evans-series-two_uk_576f9bc3e4b0232d331e1e25
>>71625906
>Does Russell Brand like cars?
Oh fuck off don't even joke about that.
>implying it isn't all part of the BBC's masterplan to make a completely terrible show for 1 season, knowing that even if it's decent people will complain, so that when season 2 is better by comparison people will actually like it
>>71625961
Resigning is firing in PR speak
How awkward will the first post-Evans episode be? Will they have a giant elephant in the room, too?
Who is the best Top Gear and why is it this guy...?
Why the fuck dont they just let him host instead of that ginger cunt
Statement from Mark Linsey, Director, BBC Studios on Top Gear:
“Chris is stepping down from his duties on Top Gear. He says he gave it his best shot doing everything he could to make the show a success. He firmly believes that the right people remain, on both the production team and presenting team to take the show forward and make it the hit we want it to be. The new series has so far notched up over 30m views in the UK alone and has already been sold to 130 territories worldwide.
Chris Evans said:
“I have never worked with a more committed and driven team than the team I have worked with over the last twelve months. I feel like my standing aside is the single best thing I can now do to help the cause. I remain a huge fan of the show, always have been, always will be. I will continue to focus on my radio show and the allied events that it encompasses
>>71626086
Based as fuck if that's the truth.
I already really liked LaBlanc. If he's our saviour then I now like him even more.
Post Banter Gear Highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbJPF18sejY
>>71626086
I doubt Leblanc "made them fire him" but I would think Leblanc was pretty missed off when he signed on and ended up hosting it with a guy like Evans. Evans didn't fit at all. Hopefully they can find somebody less neurotic to host with Leblanc.
>>71626095
>Implying anyone's going to watch it now
The majority have already made their minds up and the faggot contrarian minority who "love" new Top Gear make up a pitifully small number.
>>71626147
Because normies won't recognize him.
>>71625986
Won't it be awkward for the rest of the cast working on the show alongside Matt "I can fire whoever I want" Leblanc? There's bantz, and then there's backstabbing and career sabotage.
>>71626166
Literally only Coogan can save this piece of shit, but he's too clever to know its a career killer.
Maybe Dara will take over
>>71626149
>and has already been sold to 130 territories worldwide.
I hope they kept the receipt
>hire a slew of diversity and one pansy white guy
>fire the white guy
Make Matt LeBlanc the primary studio presenter with Rory Reid and Chris Harris the main car reviewers. Keep Sabine for a racer's perspective and for Power Laps. (The Stig is Clarkson's thing anyway.) Keep Eddie Jordan as the mad uncle for comedy bits but use him sparingly.
Also, stop trying so hard to be funny. Let it develop naturally. It took Hammond-Clarkson-May about two years to develop real chemistry.
FACT
who would you guys want as the replacements. someone who likes cars but also banter
hard mode cant be clarkson hammond or may
>>71626192
Its not like anyone recognizes the ginger cunt anyeay
>>71626180
Plenty of people will give it a go, and it'll still be one of the BBC's more popular shows if they change a few things awful as it was this time round. The only people who won't come back are the people who were going to hate the new version whatever happened.
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>>71626253
see
>>71626247
This works.
>>71626199
chris pls go
>>71626199
Not if the rest of the cast agreed with Joey. By already reports, there was no chemistry with Evans and anyone
the presenters were only part of the problem. we grew to love the old guys and they grew to know eachother through the challenges. like going to the arctic in shit cars etc. this series had none of that stuff
>a show where cunts drive cars and talk about them
Is this a friend simulator or what? What is the appeal of this show
FACT I am now out of a job FACT.
>>71626253
Coogan, Steve Mangan, Jimmy Carr, Rowan Atkinson, Gordon Ramsay
>>71625672
and day is slightly brighter
>>71626301
Banter
>>71625695
Why do you hate reddit anon? Is it because the average redditer is more succesful than you in every way imaginable?
>>71626199
chris loved cars but top gear was never really about cars. 5th gear was about cars, top gear was just a meme show with some cars thrown in
I remember we had a big "PC" phase back in the 90s and even then we made fun of how dumb the token ethnic guys and diversity were, and here we are in 2016 and people still think forcibly cramming together exactly one black, one arab, one jew, one homosexual, and one woman is a necessary formula for making a successful show. Why is everyone outside of anonymous mongolian throat-singing boards afraid to call the media out on how stupid and nonsensical this all is?
>DAVID SCHWIMMER
>MATTHEW PERRY
GET ON IT BBC
They should make Wrightey main presenter alongside LeBlanc.
He has plenty of experience being a presenter, he's funny, likeable, good banter, highly competitive, a minority, basically the perfect host for a show like Top Gear.
>>71625672
Fire everyone and use their salary to hire Rowan Atkinson
>>71626332
because their idea of banter is le monkey face
>>71626344
Cause everyone else has money at stake
>>71626347
>Top Gear challenge
>which car will let you steal Ross' sandwich
And Matt still quits within the year.
>>71626348
fuck off wrightey
motd is enough I ever need to see of his face
this dude looks like simon pegg gave up
I've just found out that Crooked Chris has resigned from his position at Top Gear - it's a shame when low-energy TV presenters take on jobs they can't handle. Sad!
>>71626382
It is true, reddit can't troll for shit, but it nice to be among people who arent socially dysfunctional once in a while
>>71626348
>Le people who don't want to play football must call the families of dead soldiers man
>>71626387
>who can get to the airport to stop Rachel fastest
he's resigning because he's about to get done on rape charges and the BBC told him to quit or get sacked
you heard it here first
>>71625672
Chris Evans? The heart attack guy?
He was on Top Gear?
>>71626399
I doubt it, he has too much fun playing with expensive cars.
British Chris Evans was btfo. FACT
FACT
Future man here, Daniel Radcliffe will replace Evans as the new host
APOLOGIZE
>>71626438
>le shoot students, bus drivers and people on strike man
Retarded opinions are totally disqualifying for that job
>>71626478
Did he die? From fat?
>>71626347
Would watch/10
>>71626472
he's way too short
though constant potter-related banter could be funny
>>71626472
Does he like cars?
>>71625764
Still it will flop eventually
>>71626483
The difference is that Clarkson was being ironic
>>71626506
Yes like a ...
Hamster ...
>>71626512
His legs are too short to reach the pedals.
The can't have Matt as main host though, every time there's a british guest on he'd just be "So, you are...?"
>>71626506
>too short
Fuck off you cunt that just makes him drive faster
>Possible rapist.
Fact.
>behind the scenes complaints
Fact.
>Insults the audience.
Fact.
>Impossible to work with.
Fact.
>Ginger who looks at first glance to be a lunatic
Fact.
>>71626543
His teeth aren't white enough though
>>71626547
You're joking right?
>>71625672
would it be bad if they let Matt take over the show? I think I'd like it desu
>>71625925
>It was obvious from the get go the show would suck since the entire show was about the 3 hosts, the hosts they kicked out.
They only kicked one out. But the other two stuck with Clarkson and quit the show when he left.
>>71626559
That's a lot of facts folks
>>71626472
why not Rupert Grint instead
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9dTao8J.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
justin has a beautiful liberty walk 456 lads, clearly likes cars. would get the women into watching so high viewers.
biebs to the beeb?
>>71626573
No, he's extremely short. Even Hammond has a monstrous two inches on him.
>>71626559
Its spelled FACT you mongloid barbarian
>you are now aware that the BBC has taken millions from the british public and given it to this talentless cunt so he can buy dozens of cars
FUG
>>71626590
they just removed ginge, cant go re adding it
Good job on killing one of your most famous series BBC
Should've kept Clarkson
>>71626547
It'd be better than:
>he's doing this, he's doing that, first car, best car, lap, right lets move on as fast as possible
>>71626590
>Rupert Grint showing up in his Ice-Cream truck
>challenges about modifying Ice-Cream trucks
>challenges about getting your Ice-Cream truck from one group of kids wanting to buy Ice-Cream to the next in the fastest possible time
Would watch the shit out of that.
>>71626584
Half the production team also quit
>s2
>joey in charge
>end of season special
>Matt and Matthew Perry transport a chick and a duck from Rotterdam to Siberia
Make it so
>>71625953
Underrated
>>71626626
>you are now aware British people have tv licenses unironically
Long live the queen
>verified checkmark
>>71626673
>my dick when Car fussball
>>71626418
MOMS GONNA FACT
>BBC unironically thought people watched Top Gear for the cars and not three lads cocking about
>>71626638
Be honest he deserved to get fired. If clarkson had punched me because the food was too cold, I would have grabbed a fireaxe and beat the shit out of him with the back of it.
If you'd done anything else you're a fucking pussy
>>71625853
The BBC in no way follow their charter, it's all about pushing their extreme left agenda.
JUST
U
S
T
>>71626707
This desu.
>>71626707
Psst.. nothing personnel, kid
can we just replace the entire cast with the friends cast? its not like theyre doing anything
>>71625672
>TOP GEAR
Obnoxious entertainment for brutish plebs.
>>71626707
A bit edgy but your point is on point desu
>>71625672
Press F to NOT pay respects
F
>>71626301
It's for middle-aged married men who don't have time anymore to go to the pub. They live vicariously through the hosts "hanging with the lads". It is pretty much a friend-sim, yes.
>>71626673
>Could you BE an slower?
The Wheeler Dealers will save the day!
>Chris Evans will be forever remembered for the six Top Gear episodes he ruined
>>71626506
>>71626547
>>71626606
>that autism
Isn't he the same height as Hammond?
>>71626700
They had a fucking episode where they cock about in someones garden and it still had a fuckload of viewers. How did that not tip them off
>American company signs Clarkson and the boys to let them continue doing what they want
>Evans steps down from the shit Top Gear on the 4th of July
USA WINS AGAIN
>>71626752
F for FACT
>>71626723
he doesn't even work at the bbc anymore
stop posting this image
>>71626780
You have the entire power of the internet at your disposal and yet you choose to be an ignorant, incompetent clod.
>>71626795
Suck my cock, faggot.
When his agenda and the culture that allowed it to exist is removed, then the image will not be relevant.
>>71626786
don't forget it was Leblanc who told the BBC to let Evans go.
Brits always getting bailed out by the USA
>>71626700
>mfw people actually DID watch Top Gears for the expensive-new-car commercials, not for the specials and challenges
>>71626804
But that's what you did
>>71626786
USA! USA! USA!
>>71626817
then protest about it
go outside and tell the world how some jewish guy wants big black cocks on the tv screens
>>71626506
Wasn't that other dude in the previous Top Gear also a manlet?
>>71626853
Radcliffe is much shorter.FACT
>>71626670
This
It's why the cinematography has sucked balls recently.
THANK FUCK FOR THAT
>>71626853
He just looked it because Clarkson is like 6'8 and May wore 70's platform shoes
>>71626860
Why are you so salty anon? Did a manlet bang your crush?
>>71626795
yeah the BBC has only improved since he left
>>71625672
He can shove his FACTS up his own ass now.
>>71626756
Fuck off Rasheed.
So I put a grand on him getting fired, at 5 to 1 odds, does this still count?
>>71626895
Huh? Your post doesn't make any sense.
>>71626904
>Rorke buttmad as always
Too easy.
>>71626707
>>71626707
watch out we have a bad a$$ over here... xD
>>71626847
But I am telling the world the truth, you are my world anon.
>>71625672
Some of the replies to his tweet are amazing
>>71626941
So you're just cucking yourself.
>>71626626
>paying for your TV license
kys
Doesn't matter, they've already castrated Chris Harris
>"The new NSX is like a mini 918, so awesome! I'm not allowed to mention the weight or the price"
>Be honest he deserved to get fired. If clarkson had punched me because the food was too cold, I would have grabbed a fireaxe and beat the shit out of him with the back of it.
>>71626895
>manlets getting laid
kek
KEK
>>71626967
That's not how the word works, unless you happen to be a brown individual.
>>71626996
Well done confirming you're the fedora poster, Rorke.
>>71626896
positive discrimination is illegal here
>>71627040
>That's not how the word works
That is how the word works, because instead of going out and trying to solve this problem you're willingly allowing white geNOcide like the cuck you are.
Leave here and never return, cuck.
>>71625672
O NO, MY CAR SHOW GO BYEBYE
fucking idiot.
>>71626606
>Radcliffe is 1.65
What the fuck, that's even shorter than me. How does he do it?
>mfw same height as Hammond
>>71626700
It's a comedy show that features cars.
>>71627074
what?
this is no ones car show, the new car show is being made on am,azon! nobody care about this care show opk
>>71626896
>not tracing your genealogy back to the plains of africa and calming that you identify as 1/5000th black
its like you dont even want to get a job
>American Chris Evans
>Wonderful, kind man whose raucous laughter brings a smile to everyone's face
>British Chris Evans
>Boring cuck who everyone hates
>>71626893
So what you're saying is that 5'7 isn't manlet tier? Great
>>71625672
BBC has the replacement covered.
>>71627028
it's hilarious what women can get away with
>>71626931
You'd just stand there wouldn't you. You'd walk away eventually. Clarkson would still work there and everyone would know you as the guy that got punched by Clarkson and never did anything about it.
How is your life going?
Jeremy hasn't gloated on twitter yet
I am disappoint
>>71625764
What homosexual? What jew?
>>71625672
Best 4th of July ever
>>71627072
Your attempts at manipulate pale to that of the jews, faggot.
>>71626723
The BBC follow their charter pretty much to the letter m8, and the social inclusion things you're referring to are exactly part of that charter.
>>71627153
but i didn't get punched by clarkson so how can i do anything about. are you having a stroke anon
>>71626707
He was punched because he had sent the cooks home before the guys arrived and said sandwiches will do, not that it had gotten too cold. And anything other than hitting him back with your firsts is faggot tier, including going psycho with an axe or running off crying to auntie and getting him fired.
>>71626707
Producer was a cunt that kept Clarkson filming in the wet and the cold until 11 pm - just after his mum had died and his marriage was in shambles.
The producer had promised them that if they continued the shoot he would have a steak dinner waiting for them.
Put yourself in Clarkson's shoes, you'd deck the guy as well.
The Grand Tour is going to flop too. People aren't going to want to pay to watch it and everyone is tired of Clarkson's bigtory by now.
>>71626347
Jesus I'd actually love that
>>71627207
Was it the producer who got decked? Or just random delivery guy?
>>71627090
can't even use the keyboard, too much motor oil in your asshole, idiot?
>>71625769
word is he's got some dirt on BBC execs, Jimmy Savile shit.
>>71625986
>>71627153
>get punched by some old man
>IM GONNA BEAT HIS ASS FUCK
best thing to do would be to push him on his ass and keep quiet, you'd end up with a pile of hush money and a sick career instead of becoming a literal who
>>71626095
It's a good theory but the BBC aren't that clever, I genuinely think they just fucked up
>>71627178
>faggot
You'll be sorry to know you're not speaking to one of your own, cuck. Faggots like you need to fuck off elsewhere though instead of wasting the time of members of a superior race like myself.
>>71627228
The producer.
>>71627196
I anon I know your autism is preventing from imagning a hypothetical social situation, but others here arent constrained by that mental illness.
So fuck off ok?
/cric/ here. Top Gear is shit and always has been
>>71627228
It was the producer, did you pay any attention whatsoever?
>>71627228
Delivery guy. He asked for a tip
>>71627210
It won't flop, but it won't make as much money as Amazon expects it to, either.
>>71627270
Epic shitposting friend. How related are you to Cohen?
>>71627280
B-BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?
>>71627281
Doesn't surprise me that the SEETHING casuals from /cric/ would have this opinion tbqh
>>71627275
Oh well then they obviously had some history. You can't really go around punching your co-workers, so it's hard to say that the BBC overreacted, but at least it seems like Clarkson had his reasons.
>>71626253
Ewan McGregor
>>71627282
No, I don't watch stuff like this. You guys have just spammed so much about the ginger by now that I had to get involved.
>>71627284
No.
>>71627207
Its not like Clarkson got paid millions or something and now he was pissed because he got free food. The horror.
Also did producer kill his mother or ruin his marriage? No, he had nothing to do with it, Faggot had to do his job as usual, if he doesnt like he can flip burgers for 15 dollars an hour or something.
>>71626199
This would be accurate if Chris Evans wasn't a nasty bullying cunt who everybody hated and acknowledged was fucking the show up and Matt LeBlanc wan't a thoroughly decent chap who did a good job and was liked by most
FINALLY
top gear might actually get good again
tho I fear the damage is already done
>>71625694
First post best post.
>>71627228
You're too retarded to be spoken to
>>71627303
Oooh, the kike's trying to get lippy. Fuck off out of here, scum. You're not permitted here.
>>71625672
>>71627376
This man is based british
>>71627362
It's not too late, it's actually very simple
Get rid of Eddie Jordan, have Sabine not deliver scripted garbage or get rid of her as well, have Matt, Chris and Rory be the three main presenters - done
>>71627400
Thanks. Good to see there's a few reasonable people here.
>>71626065
>>71627317
Per BBC internal policy, a physical altercation is grounds for immediate suspension, but not sacking.
Politics were at play.
>>71627376
It's interesting what you are doing to try and protect Danny Cohen and his insane ideology.
>>71627396
desu i dont care much about hammond, but i miss may. he was goat.
>>71627452
Employers have the right to fire employees who beat other employees
Clarkson is funny as fuck but he's also a bit of a cunt
Jenson Button is absolutely the best option to be the new host
>>71627452
He already had multiple warnings
>>71627407
Jordan is actually pretty based. Funny Irish cunt who ran a succesful-ish Formula 1 team.
>>71627354
Now, this may be a foreign concept to you, but emotions are heavily affected by the environment around you and dictate a lot of your thoughts/reactions.
In a vacuum, I'm sure he would have walked off that dick move with a bit of shouting, but in his position, it's easy to see how his temper got the best of him.
>>71627481
Fuck no, F1 drivers are so boring
With one exception
SEB FOR TOP GEAR HOST
Are there any hard details on the "punch" anyway? Was it really a punch, as in a fully closed fist smashing right across the guy's face? Wouldn't be surprised if it was just something like a smack to the ear and the overly sensitive BBC played it up to sound more brutal and violent than it actually was.
>>71626547
They should drop the celebrity guests anyway
>>71627455
I'm not protecting Cohen at all you nutter. He's scum. I'm saying you're not doing anything to help the situation he's caused, which makes you just as bad as him.
>>71627496
Please like he's the only person with issues? Most manage just fine Clarkson was being a cunt as always.
>>71627407
I don't like Rory, he's just not a good presenter.
>>71627505
Does it really matter? You're not supposed to slap your co-workers either
>>71627499
Webber would be based
>>71627481
Yeah but he already kind of has a job. He already said a year back he's gonna so F1 commentating when he's done. If BBC was gonna hire Button, they would have to pay him literally millions a year to work in something not Formula 1.
Will he go back to playing cap America now?
>>71627525
That's some hardcore double think right there.
>>71626164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-OQR5zu_J4
>>71627542
What a fucking sissy.
>>71627532
He has energy and non-fake enthusiasm, unlike everyone else on the new Top Gear (not including Chris Harris of course)
>>71627547
Seb and Webber as co-hosts
