What movie should they remake next?
>>71622435
hunger games, except actually have to kill each other so we only have one to deal with
>>71622473
this
Save private Rian
>>71622435
King Kong
>>71622435
They should remake Steel Magnolias but with dudes instead of women.
Kate McKinnon as The Final Pam in a Fallout 4 movie.
Hitler biopic but with a black guy
>>71622435
schindlers list, they play the jews.
>>71622435
Wiig is so much more fuckable than the rest. Her gaunt baby-bird ass.
>>71622435
Predator
>Wiig as Dutch
>Negro as Dillon
>McCarthy as Jesse Ventura
>Lesbian as Jimmy
>>71622539
>not kate
Are you also attracted to the Crypt Keeper?
The Lord of the Rings
Goonies
>>71622473
the sassy black one would be bottom obviously
>>71622435
Predator. Oscar Isaac plays the latino boytoy they capture and have to carry around.
>>71622556
>Predator (2018) trailer
>McCarthy is hiding from the predator
>cut to predator vision
>music suddenly goes quiet
>hear and see thermal image of McCarthy's fart from behind a bush
>>71622575
She looks like pokevolved Alison Pill with that shrinking face.
>>71622435
Passion of the Christ
>>71622514
They should rather remake finding nemo, with an anteater cast as clownfish to promote interspecies diversity.
Deliverance
>>71622435
full metal jacket
The Wild Bunch. All-female cast. So many jimmies would be rustled.
>>71622435
The Thing
Goshdarnit
The THING. The fucking THING.
All male cast in the original, made perfect sense for the setting, made perfect sense for the underlying themes. Writing a new one with an all female cast IN MIND, and you could make a new film that complements the original.
Go Cloverfield with it, don't even have the same setting. Just make it about the kind of tensions that occur in all female groups in extreme environments.
And yes I mean THIS cast. Comedians need to do more horror and play more villains. They sell it better than anyone, if there is anyone remotely straight in the line-up.
The Three Amigos, the black one can play the horse, or they can call it "The 3.6 Amigos" because of racism.
That might actually actually piss Lorne Michaels off enough to cut this shit off at the knees considering it's his only film writing credit.
Watch him get angry at someone taking his property and ruining it instead of creating their own.
>>71622435
Charlie's Angels
>>71622435
Lotr.
Jungle book
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster
Word for word, scene for scene straight-faced remake of the original documentary with this cast.
I would actually pay money to see that.
>>71622435
Lord of the Rings
>>71622435
teenage mutant ninja turtles
the a-team
fantastic four
why's it so hard to come up with more movies with teams of four
>>71622435
you know what's fucking weird about this... you cant find the rating for the fucking movie... its not rated on imdb or rotten tomatoes. fucking politically correct bullshit cant even fucking rate the movie...
>>71624534
?
>>71624619
critic rating* sorry
>>71624619
>>71622625
SHIIIIIEEEEETTTTT.
.....Literally.
>>71624619
they have some serious web guys working on the pr for this movie...
>>71624675
oh ok
>>71622435
The Godfather
They'd be the Corleon sisters taking control of the mafia.
>>71622435
Kate McKinnon should play adult Newt in Blomkamp's vision. She's qt as fuck but also a modern woman, tough as nails
>>71625012
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>>71622435
Reservoir Dogs... call it Reservoir Bitches.
>>71622435
>Hyena
>Gorilla
>Meerkat
>Hippo
The Wages of Fear!
>>71625058
Fuck off loser
>>71622636
>"OH YOU DID NAWT JUS-"
>cue action sequence
Back to The Future
Marty as a sassy black lesbian girl.
Doc as a trans muslim.
Biff as cis white guy.
>>71622435
Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Imagine those four in tights. Chris will wear the chastity belt. Oh baby.
>>71622435
Ocean's Eleven
>>71627746
Yeah they're already doing that one bud
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Female-Ocean-11-Remake-Eyeing-Another-Oscar-Winner-Get-Details-135057.html
Lordz of tha Rangz: Gangstas of da Ringz
Kate is super qt. Also Wiig would get it, the other two whales can die
Ghostbusters. Seriously. I want studios to shut down all creativity and just continue to remake the same movie over and over again until people have had enough and stop going to watch the shit that they put out. Even then I think it'd take like 6 or 7 remakes or remakes for retards to stop buying tickets.
>>71626914
>Back to the Future
>not Black to the Future
>>71622435
Godfather. Like 90% of the cast is Italian men, so fucking racist/sexist
>>71622625
No, she'd be the lippy one who ended up getting middle.
>>71622435
3 amigos
>>71622435
The Good, the Bad, The Ugly.
I'll leave the casting to you.
>>71622435
Calling it now.
All of their careers go into the gutter excwpt kate mckinnon
>>71622435
Stripes
