How's he gonna explain when he comes back to Daily Planet?
>>71620467
He won't, 24/7 Superman.
>>71620467
Laser lobotomy.
>>71620467
He'll kiss everyone
>>71620679
Even ugly losers on 4chan?
Witnesses program or some shit like that
>>71620511
pretty annoying, his Clark was nice in Man of Steel.
reverse back tyme.
>>71620878
It will save all the retardation comes with his having a secret identity (or not, considering how many people knew it)
In the death of superman comic, they explained it by saying he was trapped in a bunker or something during the battle with doomsday. He survived by rationing the food and water
>>71621041
They had an official obituary in the Planet's paper and buried Clark Kent's body in Kansas.
He isn't missing presumed dead.
>>71621041
Yeah, but they buried Clark already. Unless he goes public with it. Is it legal to re-hire a previously dead employee?
he changes his glasses and calls himself Joseph Kent
>>71620467
He will say he had a bout of terminal hemorrhoids so he had to move to the mountains for the fresh air and couldn't move from his donut cushion for months because his ass would've exploded.
>>71620467
Twin brother.
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>>71621105
Forgot they actually buried his body. If no one saw his body/closed casket, all can be explained away as a missing person presumed dead
>>71621599
They all saw his fucking body in the opened coffin
>>71620467
He's not a journalist, they're never going to hire him at the daily planet. What is he going to do, clean toilets? Be a receptionist?
>>71621729
Sleeps on Bruce's couch and receive money from his foundation.
He'll just come up with a new alias and work as a journalist in Gotham.
>>71620877
For what fucking crime?
>>71620467
>>71620511
>>71621041
>>71621082
>>71621105
>>71621599
>>71621685
i'd say he's superman full time
although hey, everyone in smallville was already in on the secret so what's one more?
>>71622402
not for criminals.....
>>71622402
you mistake the immunity goodfellows guy got for WP for criminals. It's for people that witnessed crimes.
He obviously doesn't need it since he's god.
>>71622402
For the investigation he was doing in gotham. There were much stupidest things in comics/cartoon movies.
The way Superman "revives" is totally stupid too. I hate superman
>>71620467
What do you mean go back, the DC extended universe is already dead, they'd be better off rebooting it next year
fly around the Earth and turn back time
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