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This is the villain of Stephen King's fantasy book series The Dark Tower
Based McConaughey
i didn't know he was gay
well shit
But naked bongos though.
>>71620184
>they adapt the dark tower first instead of giving the stand a proper adaption
>>71620184
>a white man is a villain
sounds accurate
>>71620316
The Stand has an amazing movie....
>>71620349
Next they'll be putting a black female from detroit in the late 70's in a wheel chair she lost her legs from a racist white on black crime.... mmmmhmmm
you just know that's how the SJW be in [[CURRENT YEAR]]
>any true fan of the series
>>71620316
Name a proper adaptation of a Stephen King novel that isn't Shawshank or Stand By Me.
>>71620184
sweet, new season of ghost adventures!
>>71620444
green mile
>>71620184
>>71620408
fucking right!
BOYCOTT HOLLYWOOD
>>71620184
That's actually quite a good casting.
Too bad they had to go and make roland a god damn monkey nigger because Hollywood jumped on that BLACKED train.
Next they'll be putting a black female from detroit in the late 70's in a wheel chair she lost her legs from a racist white on black crime.... mmmmhmmm
>>71620444
Misery
>>71620444
tommyknockers
>>71620477
... Or Green Mile.
>>71620488
Next they'll be putting a black female from detroit in the late 70's in a wheel chair she lost her legs from a racist white on black crime.... mmmmhmmm
>>71620184
why are the sleeves so long?
>>71620510
>or moving goalposts
>>71620534
he's a long guy
>>71620184
get ready for mumble jumble and rewinding to understand dialogues.
awesome.
1408
>>71620184
So a black male fights the physical manifestation of the LGBTQ+ lobby?
WHAT IF
WHAT IS ONE OF THE HEROS WAS A HANDICAPPED DELTA WOMEN THAT HATED WHITE MEN BECAUSE SHES STRONG AND WAS TRAINED BY ELBA?!?!?!!
AWESOME IDEA WE SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THAT AND HER BOYFIRNED COULD BE A WDRUG ADDICT WHITE KEK!
He's pretty good aside from those horrendous long sleeves. Who thought it would be a good idea to make his sleeves overly long?
>>71620444
11.22.63
>>71620184
looks like a weird steven seagal cosplay
>>71620444
trips and all double answers. impressive
>>71620444
meme magic got me dubs.
>>71620444
Delores Claiborn, he wrote the book specifically so that it could be made into a movie starring Kathy Bates.
>>71620500
damn nigga thats a good joke
tommyknockers is one of the worst movies ive ever seen
Usually when they make a white character brown you have to concede that "They don't NEED to be white! It isn't important to the story!" That's usually true even though I don't find it a compelling reason to make them black.
FYI, did you gents hear about Preacher? They actually did a casting call for a black woman to play the white woman character. It wasn't just that "she was the best person for the job."
Hell, I didn't even know that bird was mixed-race.
But here in Dark Tower we have two reasons why Roland should be black.Susannah's alternate personality hating whitey.Stephen King resembling Roland being a plot point.
But you know I'd have been less annoyed if they dug up some guy that was like the black equivalent of Clint Eastwood. Elba DOES NOT looking like a hard-bitten gunslinger described as "long, tall and ugly."
>>71620184
He looks like a magician.
>>71621501
He is an actual wizard.
>>71620184
>villian is white
>good guy is a white character appropriated by a black actor
figures
>>71620519
>racist white on black crime
But that guy was a serial killer?
>>71620488
I think Idris will be fine. Skin colour aside, he's well suited for the role. They can CG in Rolands blue eyes or something.
However, what's annoying me is that in every image coming out of the film he has no hat.
>>71621726
>he's well suited for the role
In what way? Being a decent actor?
>>71621726
Not even the most well-suited from The Wire's cast.
Someone can probably even top this, I can't remember who all is in that show.
I think maybe you're afraid people will call you a racist.
>>71620184
so evil that he still cares that his hair is slicked up and neat? haven't read the books but I'll pass...
>>71622196
Why would being evil make you untidy?
>>71621799
>In what way? Being a decent actor?
Yes. After watching Luthor, I'm quite confident Idris has what it takes to fill the role quite comfortably.
>>71622172
I never watched The Wire, so I wouldn't know.
>>71621233
11th of ???
>>71622270
No.
>>71622219
good question
anyone want to answer it?
>>71621478
>prime clint
>ugly
Faggot
>>71620184
which one? the vampire? thats just a mid boss at best. the villain is the guy in the tower who has a level of control over other realms connected to the tower
>>71622358
>the vampire
No, Flagg.
>>71620519
>>71620493
>>71620408
reddit on suicide watch
>>71622358
you mean the batshit insane guy who throws grenades?
They might have made Roland black so they can make Susannah white.
So instead of "muhfuggin whitey" they have a white girl doing a redneck "fuckin NIGGERS" thing.
In the age if mulatto SJWs they'd probably be scared to have a character that is a crazy rich black girl that pretends to be a thug nigga.
>>71620444
THE LANGOLIERS
>>71620349
>black man good guy -> elba/roland
>le ebil white man -> conaughey/walter
>white girl love interest for black guy -> mcgregor/susan
if you are white and watch this movie you are a cuck
>>71620184
>wardrobe: what kinda styling u want
>matthew: tekken story mode
>wardrobe: i gotchu
>>71622731
>a character that is a crazy rich black girl that pretends to be a thug nigga.
This is literally the description of 90% of the #blacklivesmatter blacks.
>>71620444
Pet Semetary
what a nancy little cakeboy
>>71622710
The Crimson King, yes.
>>71623136
The truth must out.
Someone post his nails.
>>71620444
shawshank was boring and mediocre. i dont know why plebs cream their pants over it
>>71623881
What's it like being a contrarian?
>>71621393
you haven't seen cell
>>71622775
came here to say this
is that really Matthew Mysonisgay? Thought it was Christopher Walken, or pic related.
KEK also he looks like the villain from that flop Dreamwork movie, the 5 guardians or whatever it was called.
>>71620184
unexpected
>>71623945
hey, chief, can we get some red bull up in this joint? sometimes a dude's just gotta ride the bull, know what i'm saying?
>>71621393
its also one of the worst books to ever come out
>>71623945
Came here literally for this.
>>71620408
But that's in the book though. Haven't read that book in decades, i think, but i"m sure that happened. Stephen King was always a fucking leftie.
I was 13 when I read Christine and all I remember from the book verbatim is, "Smell that car smell, the only smell that's better is pussy."
>>71620184
im okay with this
>>71620444
I love the It tv-movie, personally
too bad they left out key elements like the child orgy
His outfit should be way more rugged.
They didn't have to make the villain look like a gay wizard tbqh
>BLACKMAN GOOD
>WHITEMAN EVIL
>BLACKMAN NEED WHITE GF
Christ Stephen King
>>71625464
I'm pretty sure he recalls some gay experiences in one of the boo ks.
>>71625464
but he is a gay wizard
>>71625432
hes a fucking wizard
>>71620444
Stand By Me
>>71620444
Mangler
>>71625636
In a post-post-apocalyptic future.
Walking the desert.
Perhaps the magic factor has a lean on his cleanliness but these clothes look like they were purchased at hot topic.
>>71620668
detta walker was awesome, shut your mouth
she and eddie dean are by far the best part of the series
>>71620444
the mist
>>71620444
Maximum Overdrive
>>71620184
https://youtu.be/nu6Os0R-tq4?t=13s
>>71620444
The Raft from Creepshow 2
>>71622710
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
>what was King thinking?
>>71620482
yeah its the bam margera style
>>71620444
Friendly reminder that Jake is the main character and Columbia is hoping to turn this into the next Harry Potter.
>>71620444
Needful Things.
Probably Cujo and perhaps Secret Window too though I've only read the short story synopsis and not read the entire thing.
Never heard of Stand By Me... Time to watch.
>>71627846
>in Cujo movie the boy survives
Disgraceful.
>>71627806
>>71625526
that is not the story Steven King wrote
>>71627846
>Never heard of Stand By Me
you shouldn't even be here if that is the case
>>71625544
He was raped, anon. Raped.
>>71625746
In case you haven't read the books, this particular character could go to a Hot Topic in our timeline at any moment he felt like it. And I'm pretty sure he would, just to fuck with someone.
>>71620184
How come they're getting all these high profile actors for a neckbeard-ass fantasy vampire Elder Scrolls thing? calling it now, this is going to flop horribly
I really wanted them to make a more faithful adaptation. I got really into the books as a teen. They're probably just going to cut all the insanity that made the later books such fun trainwrecks.
>Joe Hill playing his dad never ever
>>71623421
Reckon ah´ve dealt with kings b´fore. Ah defeated the Yellow King.
>>71628402
Ram Abbalah cam-tah!
>>71620557
for who?
>>71620184
>dark
>tower
Oh I see. I see how it is! How subtle the propaganda is getting. But I'm two steps ahead of you, Hollywood. You're not gonna lure me into watching "dark towers" no siree
>>71628523
The Dark Tower is surrounded by a field of roses.
>>71621726
>They can CG in Rolands blue eyes or something
Are you clinically retarded?
You're okay with giving a character based on Clint Eastwood to a nigger because they can make his eyes blue?
>>71622172
This guy can literally only play this one role. I know because he was just Omar again Boardwalk Empire and everything else he's been in.
>>71628589
I'm not a fan of re-racing a character just for the sake of diversity/retarded undeserved guilt, but usually I couldn't care less.
However, making Roland black just cuts so much away from the original. So what, crazydetta walker trying to kill white Rolandisn't going to happen? The best parts of her backstory now havealmost no relevance regarding Roland. It's sacrificing so much in terms of the original story in order to gain nothing really important.
>>71628402
>>71620184
He's not really the villain, he's just a messenger :^)
>>71629335
He used to be a fucking tax collector, he's a villain.
>>71627846
>never heard of Stand By Me
I want 18 year olds to leave
>>71623136
This is by far the strangest coincidence I've seen on this site
>>71627770
This.
Dead Zone (Cronenberg version) is godtier
Matt machonahey as derwk zoolanders long lost evil twin brother
>>71620184
Well, no need to see that anymore. Ruined material.
>>71620477
The Green Mile is a terrific premise that falls apart by the end.
Shawshank is 10x the movie that Green Mile is.
>>71620184
looks funny
i like it
>>71620184
He looks like a young christopher walken.
This movie is going to suck.
>Rust is now in a movie where time is literally a flat circle
>>71620444 here
I have so many (you)s!
And half of them are bullshit. Though I do respect that nobody had the gall to say The Shining.
Who will play Stephen King's self-insert?
>>71620444
the shining
>>71620184
the villain should also be idris elba
this movie is racist and I wont watch it
>>71629049
wow what a fucking racist thing to say
>>71628188
You're acting like a bit of a tit mate, it was around before the internet and your little version of reality that is 4chins.
>>71620184
As an avid reader of his books over the years and a Dark Tower fan, this is an insult.
There is no rationalising or excuses to be made as far as I'm concerned, I had to break this news to family members who love the Dark Tower books and felt like shit having to tell them King is a sellout.
Oh crap I realised this isn't the black man Roland thread.
matthew-mcconaughey.jpg, is totally fine with me, he is a very talented actor. I never used to like him years ago but now I'd rate him as one of the best actors of the moment.
>>71620444
The Shining
>>71620641
Eh, I liked the short story better.
Posting best Flagg.
>>71633310
>>71637537
May your afterlives be a never ending screening of The Lawnmower Man.
>>71638720
Will Arnett?
He would make a perfect Roland. Looks almost just like him if you swap out the costume for some bluejeans, a faded denim shirt, and a cowboy hat.
But they cast Idris Elba. Like, wtf.
literally why?
>>71638743
Reminder that Stephen king is a trash writer and Kubrick's shining is the superior version
>>71628188
>And now I have truly become Autistic.
What did anon mean by this?
>>71633042
Eddie Redmayne
I always pictured Gary Oldman as Randell Flagg
