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Hey, anyone want to talk about Jurassic Park movies? I've marathoned the entire series today, and would love to know how /tv/ feels about these movies.
To start things off, what did you think of Jurassic World? How does it compare to the original and the other sequels?
Jurassic Park > Jurassic World > The Lost World > Jurassic Park III for me.
I actually loved Jurassic World, it was pure 80's blockbuster fun. But I know most of /tv/ hates it.
jurassic park,especially the trex roar, was the first movie to actually wake me out of my childhood murkiness of thoughts and into consciousness. I shit you not. always have a special place in my heart for the original. never cared for the others after.
>>71598212
My comparison would be very similar, but I thought that Jurassic Park III was a lot better than The Lost World, which I found hilariously bad. What was Steven even thinking?
I love Jurassic Park, the original is a genuinely great movie.
Two has a lot of stupid scenes, but some really fun scenes
I don't like 3 that much. At least Sam Neil was in it.
Jurassic World was better than 3,It's a close call between JW and JP2, there are a lot of really dumb things in JP2, moreso than in JW, but the scenes that work in 2 are better than anything in Jurassic World so I'd have to rate them like:
JP > JP2 > JW > JP3
Watching Jurassic Park right now. Fantastic movie. Way more of a horror movie than I remembered it being as a kid. It's a shame Laura Dern wasn't in the sequels. I think I'm in love with her.
>>71598308
The kitchen scene is amazing
>>71598282
This. Exactly this.
>>71598360
Yes it is. I should look up the behind the scenes videos for this movie. I bet they're really interesting.
>>71598172
>If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know shit.
>>71598308
Laura Dern gave me a fetish for tomgirls and working women early in life. She just has this down to earth thing in JP which is so hot.
>Jeff Goldblum returns as Ian Malcolm in The Lost World
>Sam Neill returns as Alan Grant in Jurassic Park III
>Asian Actor returns as That Asian Doctor
>he's also evil now
JP1: good pacing neat effects average characters, suffers from rushed final act
7.9/10
JP2: solid sequel cool gadgets interesting new dinos. great tension building moments. Goes full retard with king kong style trex rampage
6.6/10
JP3: boring stagnant derivitive not even sam neil nor pterodactyl cage can save it 5.8/10
JW: crisp set designs cool characters, kids are annoying and had retarded soldier dinoes sub plot. Anticlamactic and relys too much on nostalgia. Pterrodactyl air raid was pretty neat
7.5/10
>>71598464
Yeah she just seems very innocent and nice. They don't sexualize her at all in it either so it adds to that appeal. Wild at Heart is one of my favorite movies. Check it out if you haven't seen it.
Did they really need to cuck Sam Neil? Grant and Ellie seemed like they'd make a nice couple in the first movie.
What are your thought on Kelly Curtis, Ian's teenage daughter from a failed relationship?
She's such a useless character, and her being black does not help it, either. It's like they needed an obnoxious kid in the movie. As if saving his girlfriend was not a reason enough for Ian to go to the Site B.
I know there was a daughter character in the book, as well as a black boy, but combining these characters into one and still not doing anything interesting with her is just a really weird decision.
>>71598530
>Goes full retard with king kong style trex rampage
I know it's really stupid but I love that part.
>>71598810
Yeah, she was shoehorned in. Part of the franchise though has always been 'family.' Only thing more shoehorned than this relationship was BDH and her nephews in JW.
>>71598622
I've seen most other Lynch/Dern films but I need to see that one. She's perfect in Blue velvet too, but in a different way to in JP. And that voice of hers. It makes me diamonds.
>>71598810
It was a cool idea, but very poorly executed.
Typical of shitty children, she makes a dumb decision (stowaway), which takes a major turn for the worse then cries and complains until dad makes everything ok. God I hate kids in movies. Why does this series insist on having kids in every movie?
>inb4 it sells toys
>>71598675
he's a great guy
I see a lot of you don't think much of Jurassic Park III. I thought it was a better movie than The Lost World.
For one, it has Sam Neil back, I really liked that. Wish Laura Dern returned in a larger role, tho. The rest of the cast was not particularly interesting, but they were at least flashed out enough, unlike the cast of The Lost World. Could anyone honestly describe Vince Vaughn's character in that movie? I sure couldn't.
It also had an actual dinosaur fight, something that was sorely missing from the previous films. It was short, but it was sweet. Jurassic World topped that off, tho.
I just liked the pacing more in general. Fewer useless scenes.
I was sort of hoping there would be more things to list, but I can't come up with any right now. Really, TLW and JP3 are both terrible movies in my opinion, but TLW did a lot more stupid shit. It's really about being the worse movie between these two, not the better one.
The ending confused me, tho - why is nobody actually bothering to shoot the damn pterodactyls down? Everyone seems just fine about them flying to nest in the mainland.
And that raises the question - why even clone pterodactyls? Land dinosaurs are at least somewhat easy to contain, but flying ones? Really? Jurassic World had them as well, and it was just pure chaos when they got out. At least the new movie came up with those shock implants, but how they didn't work in the end? I don't think this was explained.
The first film changed cinema forever
Its a masterpiece
>>71599194
TLW was way worse than /// because Speilberg made it.
>>71598308
Laura.................................Dern
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!
They didn't even bother to hide the fact that it's a stuntwoman.
>>71599194
Yes the cloning of pterodactyls seems like a containment nightmare. Ocean-based dinosaurs seems like disaster waiting to happen.
>>71598916
>Part of the franchise though has always been 'family.'
Ian Malcolm is revealed to have children from several failed marriages in the first movie, not retconned in the second.
Third movie shows Alan Grant is still single, no longer in a relationship with Ellie Sattler. Two other main characters are a divorced couple, looking for their son who got lost during his weekend with his new dad.
Jurassic World featured two kids whose parents are getting divorced. Literally added nothing to the movie apart from that one scene where the little kid cries, but whatever, it's just there.
I don't know man, for a series concerned with promoting family values, they sure feature a lot of failed ones.
>>71599194
>Could anyone honestly describe Vince Vaughn's character in that movie?
wise cracking nature and warzone photographer and a earth first bastard
official rank:
> jp > lw > jp /// > jw
>>71598308
My sentiments as well. I don't remember some of the death scenes being so fucked up when I was three years old.
I made it about half way through JP3 and had to stop. It was terrible all throughout, but I really liked the Spino design and wanted to see more, but that scene when Alan is saved by that kid in the mask, it was too much.
I don't remember TLW at all, I might re-watch it later
JW is a solid popcorn flick
>>71599499
He cracked one good joke in the entire movie, then got mad at Roland Tembo for some reason (although it was implied they are rivals of some sort, I think), and then he just disappears from the third act altogether.
That being said, I have no complains about Trembo, guy could have been the protagonist for all I care.
>>71598483
That picture is retarded. The quote from JP1 comes from Hammond, not from Wu.
>>71598172
JP>JW
TLW and JPIII never happened, as far as I'm concerned. I also find myself wondering how much of my goodwill toward JW is BDH's sweaty titties.
>>71598675
Grant strikes me as the hard drinking type.
>you will never have a JP movie that doesn't glorify the existence of these "beautiful creatures" that dindu nuffin
>you will never have a JP movie where a group of good-guy military operatives go to the island and enact a scorched earth policy and fuck up every dinosaur on the island
Also, please explain something to me.
When the movie came out, all of /tv/ were making fun of this scene where Owen Grady challenges the raptors to a dance off.
But when I watched the movie today, I was surprised to see there was no scene like that. Instead, he just ran away.
Were you guys trolling the entire time, or did I watch an alternate version of some sort? Because I was honestly expecting the entire movie to be filled to the brim with humor of that quality, and was proved wrong.
>>71599719
That picture is not retarded, because I merely wanted to show how the actor looked then, and how he looks now. The quotes in capture were not intentional.
>>71599815
Honestly? I didn't quite get that vibe from him.
And I might be wrong, but wasn't there a scene in the first movie where he refuses a drink from Hammond?
>>71598483
why do new movies have a blue yellow tint to it? the old one has a nice warm hue
>>71599862
>refuses a drink from Hammond?
Because Hammond broke into their trailer and opened their champagne, he was pissed off so he didn't accept the drink.
That was also before the horrors of the first movie happened. By the 3rd movie Grant is having nightmares about Raptors.
>>71599052
She does a super exaggerated southern drawl in Wild At Heart. You're gonna cum in your drawers.
>>71600078
Beats me, but I've noticed it as well. There's just something too blue about them, and it's been like that for several years now.
>>71598172
>>71598360
Jurassic Park is one of my favorite movies, I did a little project: The soundtrack has music not in the film, so I put all the music that was taken out back in.
Obviously it was pulled for a reason, but now you can hear the movie as it was originally scored with 100% John Williams tracks restored. Some scenes work, some are better without. Let me know which scenes sound better with the music, or without
>Tyrannosaur Paddock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYawgWFOdTs
>The original scored T-rex Visitor Center ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmPp-SCr0Ew
>Raptors in the Kitchen (intro) - removed because it was too scary (and over the top)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNAeCt1fuWo
>Ellie's Escape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec65xis15SI
>Climbing the Fence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scR53501tvQ
>Malcolm's Misfortune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn3qd9p5LY8
>>71599155
For you
>>71600114
Yeah, you may be on to something there. I did not consider that the scary memories of the first movie haunt Grant every day, not just on occasions when he's traveling back to it.
I think Dr. Grant's ptsd was handled really well
>>71600542
I didn't.
>>71600114
ALAN
>>71600588
It took me so long to realize this scene was about raptors learning to vocalize
>>71598873
The only part I liked was where the dog tries to be top dog against the T rex and gets btfo and the little kid takes a picture while the parents scream. That part was classic
>>71600171
Oh god I just looked up her scene with Willem dafoe
>Prime Laura will never tell you to "fuck me"
Just end it all
>>71600588
this scared me so bad when i was younger but now i can't help but laugh like an idiot when i see his little raptor hands grabbing the back of the seat
>>71598810
I didn't like that they nevwr addressed the fact she was black. Like did malcolm get cucked? Did he adopt her? Did he volubteer in some african village that got burned down and he took the only surviving baby girl from the ashes and raise her as his own? Why does he have a black daughter? Explain this shit movie
Reminder
>>71600625
There were a few other early references to that.
>>71600708
Yeah, and explanation would've been nice.
I think it's his biological daughter with a black woman, tho. Ian doesn't seem like the kind of guy who'd tolerate cucking.
>>71598429
The whole making of is on youtube and it's one of the classic behind the scenes along with the one for Apocalypse Now
jurassic park > the lost world > jurassic world > j3
i was born in 87 so the first two imprinted on me at an early age, especially lost world which i saw at the movies when it came out. even though i still understand the hate for it, i still rate it highly
>>71600810
I thought it was strange she was SO black. She didn't look anything like him, nor did she look like a mulatto baby. It would be like in that new Fantastic Four movie if they never mentioned why Johnny Storm was black and his sister wasn't
>>71598172
Why do faggots always start shitty threads like this?
>I just watched these movies
>Tell me what YOU thought about them
How about you tell us your opinions first you fuck nugget.
>>71601039
because people are looking for /tv/'s opinions on the movie so they can parrot it to their normie friends who don't know anything about movies
>1993
Raptors don't have feathers!
>2001
Latest findings indicate that raptors did, in fact, have feathers.
>2015
Yeah, fuck that, it just looks stupid.
>>71601039
What if I don't have any interesting opinions and am a very boring person?
a theater near me is actually going to show the first one next week, so I'm definitely going to go see it.
>>71601164
Have you seen it before, or will this be your first time?
>>71600355
Tyrannosaur Paddock works better without
Visitor Center track i can go either way
Kitchen I agree is over the top
Ellie Escaping should have been cut when she has made it out like the movie release i think?
Climbing the Fence: Original is good. Quiet and then music kicks in after tyrannosaur roars
The whole first scene with the T-Rex i think should be left as is. Let the T-Rex, rain, and yelling do the sound work
>>71601164
I'm jealous you'll get to see that in a real theater. I didn't see the 3D release either fug
>>71601164
>tfw I saw it 4 times when it was re released in 2013
So what was wrong with the dino? They didn't find traces of the poisonous plant in it's poo, so I figured that it must have beenpregnancy, but nobody referenced this later. Was this really an early hint thatlife always finds a way, or am I just making things up?
>>71600323
I don't care that it was just pandering bullshit, but seeing the Trex back on screen was a moment of pure hype for me.
>>71601422
It was a deleted scene, Timmy and her discoved the dino eats stones (like certain birds) which ground up the food in the stomach, and then pass the stones. in this case the dino was eating stones where the poison plants were by accident.
This one frame in the final film is the only remant. Look at Tim's hand and the fact that he is suddenly right there when he wasnt a moment ago
>>71600656
We can't all be BOBBY PERU
>>71601426
You can say that again.
Rex retook the mantle of the king, it was amazing.
>>71601555
Thanks for clearing that up.
>>71598172
Jurrassic world is the cringiest summer blockbuster I've ever seen
>>71601669
But where is his dick?
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I think the original movie is close to a perfect film: astounding technology which stands up to this day, a solid science fiction idea combined with political and ethical criticism, amazing pacing which builds up a sense of wonderment* and fear, but it's not too far up its own ass and delivers on action, drama and is presented in a way even a kid would understand while at the same time not insulting the intelligence of the adults.
* if you don't believe me, go check how long it takes for them to actually show a dinosaur, and how unimpressive the images are; but the pace and the score make that not matter at all.
Then the Lost World blew that up; don't how a movie could fuck up that badly.
I haven't bothered to watch III recently. I thought JW was good but was hindered by its nostalgia.
>>71601712
All the animals in the park are female, anon.
>>71601791
>that picture
Why was there that period of time where computer screens were projected onto the person's face as they used it? Where the hell did that idea come from?
>>71601830
Then where is its pussy?
Also, wasn't the 'all female' thing just in the first movie? I don't remember it being said in Jurassic World that they are still producing only female dinosaurs.
why in the lost world does the crew of the ss venture all die gruesome deaths aboard the ship if the t-rex is in the undercargo part of the ship?
>>71601858
It's not a computer screen, it's a projector.
>>71598172
The first was crap, never saw any of the others.
>>71601892
We just don't know.
Could've been a sneaky raptor.
>>71601873
I don't believe it was mentioned in JW about them only being female so i can't back that up, don't know why they would breed male animals though, males are more aggressive generally, unauthorised breeding sounds like it would be too much of a hassle when they can just shit these animals out of tubes.
>>71601892
>>71601892
Because the movie doesn't care one bit about logic.
Thanks for a nice thread, guys.
It was fun.
Let's hope the new movie will turn out fine.
>>71602365
Lex activates my paternal instinct tbqh (even sexually). I wish there were more movies exploring that kind of relationship instead of romance.
>>71602365
It won't because of the miltary dino's subplot, who cares i saw rexy of screen for one last time that's all i wanted, for the past what like 15 years, if i ever an hero ima watch JP 1 AND JW Back to back what a fucking time to be alive, and dead.
![leon-stills-leon-leon-the-professional-24525341-1788-1169[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LQzMoH5.jpg "leon-stills-leon-leon-the-professional-24525341-1788-1169[1].jpg")
>>71602490
>>71602518
Maybe the military subplots will not be that bad? After all the hunter dude was like the only redeemable thing about TLW. Imagine an experienced war vet having to deal with raptors, or a group of mercenaries being eaten alive for being greedy and overconfident.
>>71602587
Das it mane.
>>71602803
That's the thing they weren't raptors at the end, they were like mini indominus right?
Pretty sure i'm right about this one, i'm pretty high atm but at the end the little WE NED MOR TETH KED says "thats's not a dinosaur" when he see's it on the computer monitor.
>>71602999
>says "thats's not a dinosaur" when he see's it on the computer monitor
He was talking about Indominus.
>>71601132
Pretty sure there is a line in JW that addresses this, one of the characters says something along the lines of if the dinosaurs were pure clones they would look a lot different. I took that to be in reference to dinosaurs having feathers.
>>71602803
All the dinosaurs were hybrids to an extent they just tried to stay as close to the source as possible, using frog DNA and shit, makes you wonder was the spinosaurus the source dinosaur or not maybe it was the first hybrid, hybrid like indominus because the spino survived a direct bite to it's neck from the trex, should of been over there, indominus laughed at rexies bites to her neck though so makes you think or maybe im just high and talking shit
>>71603059
Oh ok, my bad, i dunno overall where can they even go with these movies anymore another island where dinosaurs break out again, hell i'd watch it but i feel like they are out of options now for a fresh plot.
>>71599194
Couple things I liked about JP3.
1. Best kid character in the whole series, I mean, there's a kid's book detailing the days he spent surviving on the island and having to evade and elude carnivores.
2. Introduction to the Spinosaurus.
3. Cool locations, I liked seeing the Pteradactyl Dome, it was pretty creepy.
>>71603200
Trying to tame what they have made and failing to do so sounds like it has good odds. By which I mean take the geneticist, now unrestrained by his job requirements, and seeing the real ramifications of someone making monsters for the highest bidders. And the kinds of idiots that would order, say, velociraptors as guard dogs.
![Jurassic.Park.1993.35mm.1080p.Cinema.DTS.v1.0.mkv_snapshot_01.49.05_[2016.07.04_01.20.04].png](https://i.imgur.com/Pl1Chaq.jpg "Jurassic.Park.1993.35mm.1080p.Cinema.DTS.v1.0.mkv_snapshot_01.49.05_[2016.07.04_01.20.04].png")
Have you guys seen the 35mm scan of Jurassic Park?
>>71604417
holy shit where can i get this? can you post a daylight screenshot where the film ISO isnt so high?
>>71599194
Hoskins joined the InGen Security Division sometime before 2001 as a security contractor. When the three Pteranodons that had escaped the Isla Sorna Aviary at the end of the Isla Sorna Incident of 2001 reached Canada, Hoskins oversaw the "clean up" of the adult Pteranodon.[2]
Simon Masrani, CEO of Masrani Global Corporation who had acquired InGen, who in turn was in possession of InGen Security, was impressed by the professionalism that Hoskins and his team displayed and hired him to regrow the InGen Security Divison. Under his command, the security firm became one of the most well-known of its kind, it even gained a partnership with the United Nations Security Council.
http://jurassicpark.wikia.com/wiki/Vic_Hoskins
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>>71604449
Private trackers I guess. I got it off Myspleen
Sorry for a .jpeg, png screenshots are over 4MB limit
>>71604794
Well that's nice.
>>71604794
the real hero we needed
>>71601791
You're right
I watched it for the first time last week since I was a child, and it's incredible
>>71601892
There was supposed to be a scene that revealed that a raptor snuck aboard the ship and killed the crew, but they never filmed it, but still left the whole dead crew thing in much to the audience's confusion
>>71598810
She's an amalgamation of Ian's daughter and her black friend from the novel.
>>71605158
Couldn't they have excused that with the baby T-Rex?
>>71605188
No they had the infant moved on a helicopter
Which made me confused because they already had the rex dad, why'd they need to go back to the rex nest for the infant and not the mother?
>>71605188
The baby rex was injured i believe, you're talking about a dinosaur that's literally 40 ton bite force on 2 legs aswell, a baby rex wouldn't of been able to accomplish killing an entire crew imo
>>71605188
>Small ass dino that had never left the nest in its entire life and had a broken leg
Wow such a threat I tell you
>>71604805
Looks good but why so washed out?
>>71605158
>people have been perpetuating this meme in these threads for 6 years now
I should know, I started it.
>>71598212
>Jurassic World > The Lost World
ROFLMAO
>>71605347
Apparently it's supposed to look like this, a comment from the uploader (on Myspleen)
>A lot of people are surprised this release looks so desaturated. This is not a mistake, this is how the print looks projected. The encoding process preserved colors and detail from source scan pretty good too. Here's a comparison. Top 4K frame, middle lossless 1080p downscale, bottom x264 encode.
>http://s3 postimg org/ym82bkkfn/jp_check_6 jpg
>The print is LPP, so colors are not faded and are representative of what was seen in theaters 22 years ago, unlike any home video transfers made for this movie. The next release, of another movie, will surprise you even more.
>>71599194
>Could anyone honestly describe Vince Vaughn's character in that movie? I sure couldn't
Retarded hippie who got dozens of people killed because "muh animals" with no sense of guilt or responsibility.
I saw the original as a kid, like really little and saw it continually throughout my childhood. The various scenes, in particular the box containing the raptor at the beginning, the cars and their contents (especially the boxes with the binoculars) send such strong feelings of synthesia through me that it's pretty much a 11/10 to me. The rest mean absolutely nothing to me
Better question, why do I love this miniseries so much? Was 1998-2005 the golden age of miniseries?
>>71598172
Dinosaurs had feathers.
>>71605783
Don't start.
>>71605936
>>71605176
Did you even read that post?
>>71598172
Honestly
1> LW > 3 > JW
>>71606491
Nice.
>>71605564
interesting
>>71601132
In Jurassic World they mentioned that despite new findings the dinosaurs remained featherless because they looked cooler. Cooler attractions=Big bucks. Same reason why they created the Indominus
>>71598212
This.
>>71604417
>dowloading the 35mm
>3 seeders
>time remaining 32h
just
>>71598172
>Marathoned
>20 min-
oh, you actually used the word correctly. carry on.
>>71605176
no, there were two children in the book, yes, but neither of them were related to Ian they were both students of a character not even in the movie, that character was the only connection to Ian, Ian didnt know the kids at all until the met on the island
>>71598430
Why is Liam Neeson using Harry Potter as a surfboard?
>>71598172
-The first one is my favorite
-I had the biggest most retarded crush on Laura Dern
-Velociraptors are the best dinosaur
-I really want to read the book
>>71604794
>all that hard work
>DINOSAUR MARINES
why
>>71605783
>>71606013
Why do they always give them those pseudo-wings? Do they have any basis in reality? Because they look like they would be impractical for a predator that has to grab things with its claws.
>>71610554
I think they were less for grabbing more for disembowelling, the teeth and jaw would hold the prey (i assume) depends on the animal anyways.
>>71598251
I come whenever I hear that sound. It's orgasm in auditory form.
>>71610554
Thanks to China, mainstream archeologists are convinced that that's what velociraptor and other such dinosaurs actually looked like.
My opinion:
Is a great adaptation to the movie. We see details and references to the book in the 3 movies.
And i dont know why the peoble complains about the "fiction" of the dinos, all the time is clare that they are biochemistry made it. And its how Alan soad at the conference in the begining of the 3rd.
the second book really have problems with the caracters. specially with malcolms. He is a genius on the 1st and a dumb ass in the second, The movie really help him
>>71610911
And while there is some palpable evidence the truth is we still don't fucking know for sure, the color, what they sounded like will all remain a mystery because i can't see us cloning dinosaurs before we destroy us or a meteor fucks us up (hehe xd the irony)
>>71598172
It was my first movie (think I was 4 or 5), and my parents wanted me to see it since I loved dinosaurs. I think they skipped the gore parts, but showed me most of the scenes with the dinosaurs. It was great and still one of my favorites to this day.
Jurassic World was a really fun movie. I'd rank it better than the sequels, but not as good as the first. It wasn't amazing, but it kept me entertained and wasn't afraid to go into ridiculous moments just to entertain.
Honestly not sure why they made JW instead of just a straight remake of JP. They should have just made the new one a direct adaptation of the book. While the first movie is still amazing in its own way, there were a ton of cool scenes from the book they cut out, (the waterfall, aviary, muldoon's rocket launcher, the Raptor nest, raptors chewing through bars in the hotel, etc)
>>71598172
One thing that bugged me recently ((just knit picking) is that the carnivorous dinosaurs would get lysine from their meat diets (source of complete protein) so the lysine contingency is useless..
>>71611256
A remake would:
a) generate backlash
b) be compared to the original (and that's a high goal post)
c) make references and nostalgia impossible.
So ironically an original story can actually be less original and be less work.
It's true that they missed the opportunity to take more from the book though. Well, there's always more films.
>>71611834
Agreed, if they remake it follow the source, the book was WAY more dark and would be an interesting story and something to build on, don't try and recapture glory the original, never.going.to.happen
>>71611948
then we'd get a snyder jurassic park. if only there was a director who could make the film dark with being over the top grimdark
fun fact: james cameron was in line to direct JP1
>>71612608
I like synder i feel like he just tries to hard and fucks it up beyond repair but his style and concepts are interesting,
>>71600323
I think its about exessive control of the color scheme on post pruduction. there is an article floating about how most movies do the teal and orange color scheme, cause teal contrasts with skin color or some bullshit like that.
>>71610554
>Why do they always give them those pseudo-wings?
Mating displays, you fucking cockroach.
>find download for the Regraded JW
>jdownloader has the files as offline from the dlc container
>torrent has no seeders
Why is life so suffering
>>71605564
I remember sawing it in theaters 22 years ago, it does seem like projected on screen, there was always a loss of saturation over the proyection if thats the intent.
>>71613562
>sawing
>>71613238
>Mating displays
>On a predator
In before lions, they're an exception.
>>71613309
http://screenshotcomparison.com/comparison/177329
Here's a comparison
>>71601791
Yeah I rewatched JP recently and I would rate it highly as a modern classic. Everything fits together so well, all the story bits have some sort of payoff that seems natural enough. Then there are the great effects and music, plus nice visuals and acting.
Although in my rewatch I noticed a lot of fanservice from the Malcolm character, which I didn't mind but thought was odd.
>>71613562
>sawing
lord have mercy
I don't get the hate for Jurassic World. If I'd seen it at the same age I was when I first saw Jurassic Park I would probably like it even more than I did JP. Movie had a kind of dumb charm to it reminiscent of Aliens and T2
>>71613709
>>71613639
>>71613562
>catched
>>71613959
I'm just sad indie had to die ;_; fucking oversized crocidile op
>>71613959
's just /tv/ hating on recent/popular things.
>>71613639
>>71613709
>>71614421
ok it's 2 am here, non-native speaker, have some mercy, ok.
>>71614978
>2 am here
ke asé
>>71615015
aguante hemiferio sur
>>71598172
I just re-watched Jurassic Park the other day (last time I saw it may have been in the theatre) and had forgotten what an excellent, excellent movie it was.
The limited use of the dinosaurs, the build up to the use of the dinosaurs, the acting, everything about this movie was good. Just had a little bit and just enough of everything to make it work.
>>71614917
I liked Jurassic World to the point where I still have the ticket stub from when I saw it on opening night in my wallet, but I can concede that it had major problems, it's not just the usual contrarian /tv/ memeing.
The Indominus breakout scene, the scene that is the crux of the entire movie's plot, is tremendously flawed. Indominus is camouflaged and invisible on the heat tracker, so far so good, there's claw marks on the walls to suggest it escaped, but wait a second, wasn't there a huge construction crew out there? Wouldn't that make a ton of noise and carnage? If the paddock was complete at this point and there was no one else around beforehand, that would be fine, but now it doesn't make sense. Then instead of calling the control room from the paddock, Claire runs to her car and drives halfway over there before calling them. If they had just put in a bit where her cell phone didn't get reception or she explained that there weren't any cell towers built on that part of the island yet, the scene would be fine. I don't have much of a problem with Owen going in to investigate the paddock considering everyone is under the impression that it's escaped and there's no conceivable way it should be in there. But man, this one scene fucks the movie up hard, at least the action in it is nice.
>>71616309
Hey man, your point is great.
But it's nothing compared to pic related.
>>71616485
Oh absolutely.
>fucks around with baby dinosaurs just so the filmmakers can include a pointless action scene
That scene did nothing but establish that this lady should already be dead by this point and she should be thankful that Ian's there to save her retarded ass. At least we got "saRA." out of that.
>>71616546
The worst part is that that is only the beginning. She and the camera dude end up being responsible for the deaths of dozens of people, even a friend of theirs. And nobody says anything.
>>71600810
Have you seen the JP3 Fanfilm; the survivalist cut?
It's a but choppy cause apparently the guy who did it was sort of dying when he did it but he survived... and that's why it is online.
https://vimeo.com/68468007
>>71613959
Not really,
Jurassic park had themes about family, abandonment, nature and had this touch with innocence.
JW was just a cold product.
My 6 year old nephew saw it and at the end of the day he declared that he didnt really liked it that much. He says his favorite one is TLW and then Jurassic Park.
He also said he wanted to see Tim.
>>71616631
well they where radical greenpeace peeps from the 90's. They made stupid decisions.
But in JW we had stupid people doing retarded actions.
>>71616703
Is there anywhere ı can download it?
>>71616631
Yeah that was even worse and also ultimately pretty pointless. Lost World in general felt largely directionless to me, I'll concede to people that defend it that the effects are still amazing and there are a few stand-out characters, but it just felt really contrived as a whole.
>>71598675
You had no idea how I fucking upset I got at this.
And I was a fucking 5th grader.
>>71616754
I call bullshit. No six year old would say they disliked any of the JP movies. When you are a little kid, you enjoy every PG-13 action-blockbuster almost without exception
>>71598810
>useless character
>kills a raotir with her feetbut yeah they didnt have to include some big liped monkey in a dinosaur movie
>>71616754
It's true that they very much played it safe with JW, but the fact that "playing it safe" ended up in a decent film is kind of uplifting, in my opinion. I feel the same about the Marvel films, sure they're kind of lazy and mostly visionless, but they never get downright insulting about it. There's not much pretense of it being something other than a blockbuster hypetrain; it's a pitty they don't try a bit more, 's all.
>>71598916
Shoe horned AND she was supposed to have been adopted by Jeffy and his Ex.
>>71616885
>but yeah they didnt have to include some big liped monkey in a dinosaur movie
I showed them the jurassic park 1 and 2 and much later the 3rd one.
That's what he said, we have been showing him plenty of movies so it means he is developing a taste and finding out what he likes and what he dislikes.
My bad, he is 8 not 6.
>>71616798
There I suppose? why would you like to download it?
I think this guy wanted to take out a lot of the shitty cgi but maybe he should had just left it there despite looking shitty. So the movie wouldnt be so choppy.
Still I get what he wanted to do and some scenes are actually pretty cool.
>>71598675
>Did they really need to cuck Sam Neil?
Yes. Yes they did.
jp 1 - was great. my english teacher (mrs. balis) introduced me to the book (though thinking back now i think she wanted the D). i read it in one day and that summer the movie was coming out. it was also when i realized movies don't follow the book. still it was a great movie.
jp 2 - it was alright. for me it was too much of the 'evil business trying to take control'. hated the daughter. i thought by then that any adult would've been like 'the fuck is a kid doing here?'
jp 3 - better than jp 2, but the idea of a kid being alive for more than a week is stretching it. a week or 2 weeks would've been fine (not what the film said it was). but again. a kid? it shoulda been a hs graduate on vacation with ex wife new sancho.
jw - it was okay. the fat operator not doing his job, the 'lousy' cell reception and losing the indominous rex was lame. the owner saying 'this park was made on the idea of maintaining control' instead of saying (when the indominous several people when it first escaped) close the park, get everyone on the boats! call the reserve military! shut down EVERYTHING!!! was beyond stupid. oh and of course 2 brats lost in the park.
it's gotten to the point that any movie that is coming out, if it has kids; i do not want to see it, because they are the reason things go to shit and or do stupid things.
>>71617087
I just preffer watching things on my harddrive, shit internet y'know.
>>71598212
>>71598272
>>71598172
Park>>>>> fifty feet of crap>>> j world>3>>>>>2
>>71600625
>raptors learning to vocalize
wut.
can you explain for a dumb anon pls
>>71617438
you know the retarded thing at the end of 3 where they use the bone dildo to make the raptors go away
that
>>71600788
i dont get it
>>71601164
have fun for us anon. spare no expense!
>>71605760
FUCK ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SHOW FOR OVER 10 YEARS HOLY FUCK
>>71598675
>cuck
I'm so tired of the misuse of this word. It was implied things did not work out for Alan and Elle. She wanted to settle down with kids and he didn't.
>>71599194
>why even clone pterodactyls
The book goes more in depth that they really didn't know what they were cloning until it starting growing.
They probably ended up with a batch of 'dachtyls and threw the cage together to contain them.
>>71617720
but that doesn't make any fucking sense because that was his entire character arc in the first movie.
>>71600679
Same here. Raptors were nightmare fuel
>>71617500
but how was the raptor appearing in his sleep nightmare on the plane supposed to like foreshadow that
>>71601873
Male theropods contain a retractable penis. I'm sure the vagina is a hidden sleeve as well
>>71617221
>jp 3 - better than jp 2
fuck. off.
>>71601326
>hear about 3D release
>fuck yeah finally getting to see it in the cinema
>friends don't want to see it and too nervous on my own to be able to see it by myself
why don't we ever get to see the dinosaurs fucking? I mean just going to down with each other. You know, riding the skin boat to tuna town wink wink. Get what I'm sayin...takin ol' one eye to the optometrist? See where I'm goin with this, takin a ride on the bologna pony???
YOU KNOW, JUST GETTIN FUCKED!!!
>>71617762
I agree.
The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 suffered from sequel syndrome. They felt disconnected and directionless. Also my major gripe is how they turned the dinosaurs into monsters not animals. everything Rexy does in Jurassic Park makes sense from animal behavior. Territorial displays to eating when she's hungry. The scene of her chasing down the gallimus felt like a documentary or national geographic moment. We saw an animal doing it's thing. The Raptors are explained as being intelligent but homicidal killers because they were not raised correctly. This is explained in the books and alluded too in jurassic park world.
In the Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 everything feels straight up malicious and evil. None of the characters made sense of even the actions they had meant anything. I agree with Ebert, TLW should've been a documentary on the island that goes wrong instead of an excuse to kill nameless extras. JP3 makes no fucking sense and destroys alan's arc from the first movie.
>They called the Marines and the Navy to pick up Dr. Grant
>They don't have an army when they rebuilt the new facility
>>71616309
Most people didn't catch that in the panicked atmosphere of the breakout scene, though. What most people complained about was how BDH was running around in stiletto heels the whole movie, even in the jungle
>>71611408
Unless maybe, I don't know, they stopped feeding them?
It's meant to kill them in 24 hours. Significantly faster than something can starve. Especially a "reptile".
>>71598172
Jurassic World is sad because it only exists because, instead of learning from InGen, humanity went full force in the opposite direction. The movie shows us that humans ultimately can't outgrow their hubris and refuse to learn or change. It's a tradgedy in that sense.
Other than that the movie is terrible.
>>71617001
it played it safe but at the same time it was pretty over the top
>>71618513
Fight was so fucking brutal holy shit
>tfw 7 when JP came out
Born at the right time
>>71618586
Just over a year old for me.
I don't know what the hell my parents were thinking letting me watch that when I was a toddler but I'm glad they did. It's still my favorite movie.
personally love the lost world the most.
wish they casted this beauty for the role of the kid (as a smart girl like the unix one in the original) instead of the autistic one and the douchebag.
>>71611227
I liked the part where the pterosaurs broke out of their enclosure and started attacking all the guests, killing the owner / head of the park in the process. Really felt like the shit had hit the fan there
>>71599849
Edgy, kid. Pretty edgy. But you can do better.
>>71618902
cool dinos don't look at explosions
>>71601132
I find it strange that people, even on this board, can't accept that in the JP/TLW canon dinos didn't have feathers. The whole "make them look cooler" is just backtracking though it was mentioned in the book.
>>71600323
>those child bearing hips
>>71618571
i love when rex bites down on indominus's neck and starts thrashing it's head back and forth, there's clearly intent to rip the flesh off there and i love that kind of brutal detail.
>>71613959
that dinosaur was a scary motherfucker
>>71601132
Weren't all the raptors in Jurassic World females? It was only the males who had quills in 3.
>>71598172
jurassic park should have been the only movie, no fucking sequels
I love the first one, the others were alright though JW had a great score.
Also my French teacher in high school did most of the textures in the anomtronic dinosaurs.
>>71604417
Interesting, the 3D blu-ray is similar to that, only warmer and DNR'd to hell because Universal is a meme studio.
Jurassic World sucked me in with the cute boyfu. It wasn't as good as the first movie but it was pretty enjoyable and Ty was nice to look at.
So....what the fuck happened on this boat? Even as a kid I could smell the bullshit that was this scene.
>all the crew members are dead, clearly eaten by the showing off the dismembered arm
>but most of the crew were in tight spaces so it couldn't have been daddy rex
>we also see that when daddy rex breaks out of the cage it has to be unlocked and he always breaks the door upon getting out, the door is not broken when they 1st investigate the boat
>and the ending with hammond is suppose to be like baby rexs 1st kill + theres no way that little fuck could take on a whole crew
Also how long were they dead for? Couldn't have been that long since theres no way the boat would stay that on course with nobody alive. And why not radio for help?
>>71620978
They were clearly killed by velociraptors or compys. Then they couldn't figure out a way to include them when the T-Rex was rampaging through the city, so they just aborted the whole idea of multiple dinos let loose on the city so they wouldn't have to bother filming anything except the T-Rex. But they were still stuck with the chomped up crew to explain the crashing ship.
>>71621073
Just don't have the ship crash then, the rex can still get loose.
That does mean you miss out on the suspense and miniature work of the ship crash scene though.
>>71621704
They might have already had the stuff filmed. Or they'd gone too far with the ship crash already and didn't want to throw it away and have to rewrite as well. It's much easier to just half-ass it.
>>71620978
I have a better question: what the fuck happened to the guys on the boat in the beginning of jp3?
>>71621978
Nessie got 'em.
JW was GREAT
Considering how much they showed off Chris Pratt for the trailers and previews for Jurassic World, I really hope that he actually is the protag for the sequel
I'm not the only one that thought the scientist bitch was retarded, right?
>>71622043
Well, he's the top expert on raptors, so who you gonna call?
>yfw when you realized the Trex in JW is the exact same one from the first movie
Was anyone else disappointed with the Lego game? It felt...empty, compared to previous lego games.
>>71622188
>>71622188
only played the original JP campaign. Was pretty funny senpai
>>71622188
Yea I played it with my nephews and the repeating attempts at replicating Johns score and failing didnt help. Just isnt as good as the movie I guess so we'll always be dissapointed.
>>71598212
Flip Lost world and III and you've got my rating.
Jurassic World is the worst of them all. It's a soulless, meandering mess that you can tell went through about fifty rewrites and lacks any sort of cohesion.
Reminder that Indominus was basically "Asspulls: The Dinosaur"
>>71598172
1 > 3 > 2 >>>> fan fiction >>> 4
>>71622143
That's not even the worst of it. I had to explain to people WHY Rex didn't attack Blue(and vice-versa) and just went back to her cage.
Anyone else hoping Blue is shown to have survived on her own in the sequel?
>>71622594
>>71622143
Whoops, I thought the post said something entirely different.
>>71622594
But why not? It's a T-Rex, it doesn't give a fuck it's an animal.
>>71622648
Probably because it's old and tired and just got done fighting something way tougher than it was, and it's fought raptors before and wound up with big ugly scars and doesn't want to go through that shit again. Predatory animals rarely attack other predators unless it's for territorial reasons, like with the Indominus fight. Usually they'll try to avoid confrontation by bluffing the opponent out with roars and gestures, this isn't speculative behavior from dinosaurs, it's something we see in several modern day predators. The Rex would want low-risk food and it knows a lone raptor wouldn't try to attack it unprovoked, so with no large predators in the area to compete with and no low-risk food supply nearby, it fucks off to look elsewhere.
>>71622711
Don't forget how it's probably been in it's cage(?) for maybe 10-20 years, with a constant supply of food.
>>71622711
>>71622761
And that it only really attacked the Indominus because it got lured out by the red flare, signalling that it's food time.
If I thought I was going out for a nice dinner and then found myself having been tricked into fighting a mean motherfucker instead I'd have slunk back home as well after the fight was over.
>>71601858
you're thinking of ridley scott films. Started with Alien. Or maybe Space Odyssey I can't remember
>>71598172
Shit. Hated jp even as a kid.
>>71599194
tell that to rex's snapped neck
>>71598172
It's my favourite movie of all time. That soundtrack gets me always.
Have you ever seen a more hype helicopter ride in a movie?
>>71619873
fuck DNR
The Lost World has the best soundtrack out of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6laPiPI4RKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Jb_1-63fc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9rHcFXsI0
>>71605760
I re-watched that a while back. Didn't age well. Especially the series it got afterward.
>>71613959
Watched it with my 7year old sister and 10year old brother and they thought it was the greatest thing they ever saw
8/10 for me
>>71618363
She should've gone to the shop and bought trainers I mean omg this Misogyny and objectification has to stop!
>>71599493
Say goodbye to these!
>>71614683
I know...
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>ywn realize its a unix system and reboot nedryland.jp
Jurassic World was great. It pretty much had all the same flaws as other blockbuster movies like capeshit, except it never sat on things if you know what I mean so it was much more digestible. Didn't take itself too seriously either. Probably second best movie for me.
>>71600078
Color grading. Once you notice it, you can never unsee it
