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>>71583706
First for John Targaryan
Azor Jon
>>71586627
Azor Jaherieys Third of his name
>>71586627
>>71586631
>>71586653
Oh dear.
Azor Jon
Promise me, Willas
Lena is fine.
>>71586627
>>71586631
>>71586653
>>71586684
Based Jon thread, thank you OP.
>>71586664
>>71586669
When will these meme end?
ALFIE!
>Who should the North rally behind? A true born daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark born here at Winterfell or a motherless bastard born in the South?
>"I dont care if he's a bastard"
>"King in the North!"
DIISSHHH WASHHNT PART OF THE PLAN
SHTOP IT LORD ROYCE SHTAY SHEATED
KNIGSHT OF THE VALE PUT DOWN YER SHWORDS PLEESSHEEE
IM SHUPPOSE TUH CLIMB DISH LADDAH
THE CHAOSH!!
>>71586765
I have something to confess.
I am in love with Alfie Allen.
It began when I first started watching Game of Thrones back in 2011 when it originally aired. I enjoyed the programme a lot, it seemed to capture the essence of the books and most of the characters were well casted. We won't get into what it has turned into, I liked it at the time. I noticed Theon didn't look like he did in the Books, I thought he looked quite odd. As the season went on I realised how good an actor this young man is.
Something changed, I saw him stand beside Robb Stark and then witnessed the pure emotion he displayed as Ramsay's captive. Seeing his little face as Reek warmed my heart and filled me with a burning desire to rescue him. I no longer see the odd face, weak beard and greasy hair. I see a true beauty, a beauty that emenates from his most deepest being.
He is the reason I continue watching this show. I am filled with pure glee every second he is on screen, and I never want the scene to end. I feel both joy and sorrow: joy because he exists in all his deep brilliance, and sorrow, because I realise that this straight London boy, the son of the abrasive Keith Allen, will never be mine.
It feels good to finally express it. I thank you for sharing this moment with me.
>>71586690
>Willas
Who?
>>71586766
Lol
>>71586784
i can't wait for GoT to end just so i can see what that man will do next, he really needs to be in as many movies and/or tv shows as possible
>>71586790
Cousin Willas Tyrell
Cast them
>Yound Ned Stark
>Young Robert Baratheon
>Lyanna
>Rhaegar Targaryen
>Jon Arryn
>Mad King
>Young Tywin
>Young Jaime
>Young Cersei
>Young Cat
>Brandon Stark
>Elia Martell
>Ashara Dayne
>Arhutr Dayne
Rules
>Cant cast americans
>must be an Actor/Actress (no Models)
JON SNOW AVENGED THE RED WEDDING
HE'S THE WHITE WOLF
THE KING IN THE NORTH
Reminder that he is ALIVE and confirmed for Season 7
>>71586853
How did he avenge it?
Ramsay had nothing to do with it.
>we will never see smirkfu again
i don't want to live in a world where smirkfu is no longer on game of thrones
>All this Jon autism
Just ban /got/ already
>>71586878
Just turn your brain off bro
THE KING IN THE NORTH
>>71586848
you forgot Mace Tyrell
>>71586878
Think in terms of Houses. House Bolton acheived dominance through the Red Wedding, it has been avenged now that the Starks have taken back the North.
>>71586878
The Bolton's were directly responsible (along with Freys and Lannisters) for what happened. It was Roose who literally drove a dagger into Robb's heart. Ramsay was the current head of House Bolton so defeating him in part did avenge what happened that day.
SHANSHA
Jon sucks
>>71586926
But Ramsay was the one who killed Roose, the mastermind, and the frey wife who was given to him for his services. Ramsay literally did more to avenge the red wedding than the entire north.
>>71586784
This pasta is stale. Kys cunt.
>>71586905
>Stannisautist
>Accusing people of autism.
Give up Marcus.
>rooting for a character
>rooting for Jon
literally the worst character to root for
Danyfags at least can have the excuse that Emilia is attractive
>>71586976
half this thread is pasta
>>71586987
>Emilia is attractive
This ain't season 1 nigga.
She's fat and has shitty genetics, fat goes into arms instead of ass.
>>71586999
>he doesn't like thick emilia
unbelievably low test
thick emilia is BEST emilia
>>71586969
I said think in terms of Houses. Those loyal to the Starks would see House Stark's reintrouction to Winterfell as avenging the Red Wedding. Ramsay's position as Warden was still dependent upon Roose's role in the Red Wedding.
Why was Margaery even imprisoned by the Faith? She did literally nothing wrong.
Why does Cersei trust so much in the mountain? While he's impressive against a group of unarmored faith militants, I doubt he could take one the same number of men in steelplate. He's also been shown to be killed by oberyn so he's not even that great at combat by trial.
Why was Cersei so afraid of her trial anyway? She admitted to fucking lancel and lancel is still alive so she should be fine too
>>71586999
SCREW YOU!
>>71587028
>lancel is still alive
Did you see Ep10?
>>71586987
>implying Kit isn't dreamy as fuck
>>71587028
Just turn off your brain bro!
Queen Cersei
>>71587028
>marg
she lied about knowing about how her brother was a degenerate homosexual sexual deviant
>cersei and mountain
because he follows her orders and he does exactly what she tells him to do
>cersei trial
because she already had her walk of shame and now they want to make a fool out of her again, and she wasn't having it
>>71586999
trips confirm truth
i used to believe she's a 9/10 but then she became fat
>>71587047
so you're a faggot?
Why was Lyanna holding Brandon Stark and Ashara Dayne's baby?
Who wounded her? Was it because she stole him?
We still have a lot of unanswered questions regarding the tower of joy. Wouldn't be surprised if we get another flashback
>Jon sits by the same weirwood tree Ned loved to contemplate things on
>Sansa sits beside Jon
>Sansa tells him that she must go to the Vale to sort some things out
>Sansa leaves and Jon is left washing his sword
>a faint voice from the wind passes Jon
>"Jon"
>Jon is confused but ignores it
>"Jon"
>He looks behind him and see the weirwood bleeding
>"Jon"
>He stands up and touches the weirwood face
>cut to Ned and Howland conversing at TOJ
>"Is he....?" asks Howland
>"Aye"
>"and if Robert finds out?"
>"He can't, I'll raise him as my own"
>"But what of your honor, Lord Stark"
>"I promised, Howland, I'll have him as my bastard, a Snow"
>scene shifts to Jon Snow burying Rickon in the crypts
>flash back to Ned Stark (Sean Bean) putting a feather at Lyanna's statue, telling her about Jon
>"He's just like his mother, strong, brave.. just like you, Lya"
>Young Robb Stark and Jon Snow stumbles into the crypts and sees Ned talking to the statue
>Ned smiles and leaves with Robb with Jon behind
>Young Jon lingers for a few seconds, staring at Lyanna's statue
>cut to the present
>we see Jon conflicted and confused than ever
>he wanders deeper to the crypts and stumbles upon Lyanna's statue
>Jon Snow kneels
>fade to black
>game of thrones theme starts playing
>>71587051
Your meme comment isn't funny. If you can't answer a question, don't say anything.
>>71587058
wow literally looks like a tranny here
>>71586999
She's scute as fuck
>>71586766
FOCKING SCHIT
>>71587080
How homophobic do you need to be to be unable to recognize an attractive member of your own sex?
>>71587090
>HES STILL CRYING
I'm wondering what the average age of /got/ is? Considering how much discussion goes into what people look like I'm guessing about 15?
>>71587028
She only confessed to the minor charges, the absolute minimum that would get her back in the Red Keep. If she had been found guilty of the other charges, she would be executed or forced to join the silent sisters
>>71587090
I still don't understand why people think that Ashara went for Brandon and not for Ned
>>71587024
>Those loyal to the Starks
Ah yes, all those loyal Vale knights. The North Remembers when based house bolton helped them overthrow those stark shits.
>Ramsay's position as Warden was still dependent upon Roose's role in the Red Wedding.
I'm just being contrarian, but this is a bad argument. Ramsay, who had nothing to do with the red wedding, literally murders Roose and (somehow) becomes the new warden. Jon's position of KitN is also entirely due to murdering the previous warden.
>>71587121
>>71587121
>How homophobic
*represssed
WHERE IS THE MISSING SWORD?!??!
WHERE IS IT?
>during the battle of kings landing
>the dothraki, dragons, and unsullied have broken through and are sacking the city
>cersei turns to the mountain
>BURN THEM ALL
>jaime kills cersei
>jaime tries to stop the mountain
>he fails
>the mountain lights the wildfire
>jaime dies trying to protect kings landing
>he dies a tragic half-hero
pottery
>>71587112
faggot
Rank the seasons and the books.
Seasons : 4>3>1>2=6>5
Books: Lets not forget AFFC and ADWD were meant to be released together.
ADWD+AFFC>ASOS>AGOT>ACOK
>>71586888
Reminder that gurm is going to another con next month.
How did Daenarys feed 200,000 soldiers and their horses on boats for months? Will that be a plot point next season that leads to her defeat in Oldtown (to even her odds against the Night King)?
>>71587181
oops didn't mean to quote
Ending confirmed.
>>71587176
Yeah looks really gross here
>>71587180
1>3>2>4>6>5
ACOK>AFFC>AGOT>ASOS>ADWD
>>71587149
It isn't a bad argument at all. Do you think those loyal to the Starks give a fuck who is leading the Boltons? Ramsay may have killed Roose, but he's still a Bolton fucking shit and a worse Warden than Roose
>Jon's position of KitN is also entirely due to murdering the previous warden.
I don't get what you're trying to say here.
>>71587180
S1>S3>S4>S2>>>>>>>S6>>>>>>>S5
AGOT=ASOS>ACoK>>>>>>>>>ADwD>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>AFfC
>>71587149
>The North remembers.
>>71587206
Why are Pakis so fucking thick?
>>71587180
1>4>3>>2>>>6>5
TWOW>AFFC>ADWD>ASOS>ACOK>AGOT
Best POV characters: Sam and Aeron in AFFC
>>71587121
not my point.
>he confirms he's a faggot
>>71587233
>AFfC last
How to spot a pleb.
>People actually hate Sand Snakes.
Why?
They are cute, CUTE
and s5 was better than 3, 4 and 6
>>71587240
i am pretty sure that guy is turkish
>>71587257
What's wrong with being a faggot?
>>71587263
>turkish
So..a paki?
Shouldnt /got/ be banned again now that the season is over?
>>71586848
Yound Ned
>>71587262
I don't want the bad pussy
>>71587262
>and s5 was better than 3, 4 and 6
You could make a case for 5>6 but I'm pretty sure you're baiting with 5>4
Why have people started posting Emilia here?
>>71587214
> Do you think those loyal to the Starks give a fuck who is leading the Boltons? Ramsay may have killed Roose, but he's still a Bolton fucking shit and a worse Warden than Roose
I mean most of the north seems cool with him and only turns cloak after he is dead and jon has more vale knights than the current population of the north. Houses Umber and Karstark literally fight to the last man to defend him even after he arrows their own men.
>I don't get what you're trying to say here.
Ramsay, who had no connection to the red wedding, overthrew Roose by murder. He did not inherit the position.
Jon, who had no connection to the red wedding, overthrew Ramsay by murder. He did not inherit the position.
You were saying that Ramsay's position as warden came from Roose's role in the red wedding, but it actually came from the murder of the previous warden.
Definitely the most interesting house.
>>71587262
Sneks are cute, but they are bad actors and S5 a shit.
>>71587297
freaky
~ THE LAST ADVENTURE OF THE MOST DEVOUT NUTELLA ~
>wakes up in a dark room tied to a table and poured with wine
>finally gets Cersei's confession but it's already too late to save her soul
>Cersei talks and talks and talks
>for Seven's sake kill me already I am ready since the day I was born
>"lol meet sir Rotten who is going to rape and torture you for the Seven know how long shame shame shame"
>gets really scared
>gets so sick of all this mundane shit
>gets inconsolable and extremely mad because of Smirkfu's woeful fate
>falls into Rage of the Warrior and breaks free of the fetters
>beats Mountain violently with The Seven-Pointed Star till he turns into a pile of forcemeat
>imposes punishment of the Seven upon Cersei so she is unable to drink wine ever again
>goes to what's left of the Great Sept of Baelor to mourn Young Rose
>starts praying but the pain of loss tears her soul into pieces, so she falls on her knees and breaks into silent weeping
>suddenly a divine afflatus comes upon her
>resurrects Lady Stonesmirk using power of the Seven
>slowly dies in the arms of her beloved Rose with a faint smile on her lips
>"I am ready to meet the Gods"
>finally>becomes Nutella the Shadow and secretly watches her sweet little queen prayingI'm sorry for messed up grammar. I have no idea how to fix it.
>>71587296
If you think so, why not just go away or ignore it's existence?
>>71587262
Only one is cute (bad poosy) and is the worst actress of the bunch at the same time.
The rest are just trash.
>>71587299
u ned tha bad poosy
>>71587051
That anon already did. All of those have already been answered in the show.
>>71587308
Our queen wanted us here
>Kelly C finally arrives
>instantly gets rekt by Darth Cersei
>sentenced to the FrankenGregor rape dungeon
>>71587311
The point remains that the Boltons acheived supremacy through treachery. Most people hate all the Lannisters despite most of them being nothing like Tywin and Cersei.
>>71587313
joffrey is a baratheon
Why didn't Ramsay eat his pizza
>>71587358
Darth Cersei must have some reality-bending powers to be any sort of threat to dany at this point
>>71587241
>Sam and Aeron in AFFC
Victarion's were pretty good too especially in Dance.
>>71587367
same reason why the northern lords refused the corn
>>71586627
Tryhard asf
How did Ned go from this
>>71587272
nothing, really. Are all Jon supporters faggots?
>>71587413
to this?
>>71587180
4>1>3>6>2>5
ASOS > AGOT > ACOK >>> AFFC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ADWD
>>71587431
could be worse
>>71587431
cat was going to be his brother brandon's wife, but his brother died and he was basically forced into marrying her
>>71587238
forgot an important quote showing love for The Ned.
>What men want does not matter. Winter is almost upon us, boy. And winter is death. I would sooner my men die fighting for the Ned's little girl than alone and hungry in the snow, weeping tears that freeze upon their cheeks. No one sings songs of men who die like that. As for me, I am old. This will be my last winter. Let me bathe in Bolton blood before I die. I want to feel it spatter across my face when my axe bites deep into a Bolton skull. I want to lick it off my lips and die with the taste of it on my tongue.
>>71587445
I had a dream I fucked her last night. Wasn't bad desu.
>>71587431
You know how, stop trying so hard.
>>71587362
>The point remains that the Boltons acheived supremacy through treachery. Most people hate all the Lannisters despite most of them being nothing like Tywin and Cersei.
I don't really understand why you think this; I mean, I guess GoT weakly tries to tell us that this is the case, but it shows us literally the opposite.
Ramsay had bottomless reserves of loyal northmen and bolton forces who fought for him to the last man, even after all the stupid shit he and roose did.
Cersei managed to take over KL completely even though she just nuked the vatican and declared jihad on the faithful. Riots don't exist, rebellions don't exist, it's smooth sailing so she can be propped up as a villain.
So I don't see why you think 'most people' hate the villains when it's overwhelmingly clear through what GoT shows us that the smallfolk and lords either really like them or just don't care.
>>71587479
Tbh, this show is just a load of horseshit.
>Glad to see your face
What she mean with this?
>>71587121
>a male that's 5'6
>attractive
>ever
no pal, you're into twinks and therefore gay.
>>71587094
This is a joke right?
>>71587517
nutella was happy to look upon cersei's visage
>>71587517
Septa Unella brightens everyone's day!
>>71587344
are there sand sneks in books?
>>71587517
Even she knows Lena is hot and anyone who disagrees is a pleb who needs to kill xirself.
>>71587180
S1 > S3 > S4 > S6 > S2 > S5
AGOT > >SOS > ACOK > AFFC > ADWD
>>71587328
yeah...
>>71587238
Glover did nothing wrong in the show. The Boltons saved him and his smallfolk.
>>71587544
Sneks are locked up immediately after they mouth off to Doran about revenge. Arianne Martell, his heir, plans to crown Myrcella queen (in dornish tradition of female and male equal inheritance) to provoke a war with the crown. Doran sends Areo to stop them, and locks her in the same tower the sneks are kept.
>>71587431
young Cat must look like this or Sansa.
>>71587479
I´m really tired of this moralfags,why people always like the most boring and bland characters ?
>>71586766
Was not getting the north part of your masterplan?
>>71587121
>less than 5'10
>attractive
Not how it works in real life fuccboi. If he wasn't famous he would be just another manlet with nice hair.
>>71587517
she is the unconditional, ever-loving, mother that Cersei never got to experience
>>71587546
>>71587538
what a fuckin lesbo
SHAME SHAME SHAME
Threadly reminder that Summer's death was a travesty and that we will remember, even if Bran doesn't.
>Melisandre had spent the night in her chair by the fire, as she often did. With Stannis gone, her bed saw little use.
What did she meant by this?
>>71587583
We could have had Stannis saving them and Glover then helping Mannis Baratheon fight the Boltons.
>>71587637
CGI money is for dragons.
>>71587379
Only way she can win if she ends up with another master plotter and schemer like herself.
>*FARTS*
>pulls out a horn and blows it
>takes control of Kelly Cs dragons
>they die after killing off half of the Dorne, Reach and Lannister forces
>*yells unintelligible about "MUH COCK* and *FIRST STORM"
>pulls out another horn and blows it
>summons a bunch of Krakens that sinks Kelly Cs fleet
>realize they are useless on land and he is outnumbered on all sides
>pulls out a third horn and blows it
>shatters the wall and the WW swarm allover Westeros
>Euron ends up killing the Night King with another deus ex machina horn
>however Cersei planted wildfire inside his horn so it blows up with him as he blows in it
>the series ends with Cersei becoming the Night Queen
>AND WHO ARE YOU
>>71587644
She needed Stannis' bad cock.
>>71587365
He doesn't know, guys
>>71587680
Uh, anon? Stannis was a disgusting cowardly dishonorable kinslaying villain. He can't do good guy things, retard.
>>71587718
Stannis was entirely D&D's fault.
Was Stannis actually a prude or did he just think his wife was ugly and made an excuse not to fuck her?
so did the show just throw away the whole valonquar plotline
>>71587644
Stannis took his naughty willy with him
The Drowned God should have been Dagon. Iron Isles should have been Innsmouth.
>>71586848
Rhaegar
>>71587456
>showing love for The Ned
>quote literally about nothing but wanting vain glory in battle as a form of legacy before you die a fucking nobody with a touch of psychopathic thirst for blood
I don't think this book's quite your speed, kid. I'm sure there's something tons of stuff more explicit, like something with pictures, out there for you.
>>71587743
yep.
cersei flashback omitted it, only mentioned 2 of her kids dieing.
>>71587743
I don't think it was ever in the show. We just got that 3 of Cersei's 4 children would die, so I guess Tommen was a bonus desu
>>71587743
Still on track. Her three children are dead. All that remains is for Jaime to choke a bitch.
>>71587128
22 here
>>71587750
I never read the novels can you tell me how so.
>>71587742
In the books probably a prude, it's not even clear if he fucks Smelly Sanders.
In the show he just wanted that red pussy.
>>71587296
Hiro is a hero
>>71587559
Don't worry, I will stop posting this soon
>>71587763
yeah perhaps you are right,thank you very much for your counsel.
How do you deal with the crippling depression now that GoT is finished?
>>71587792
Ironborn believe if they die honoring the Old Way, or by drowning, that their soul will be claimed for the Drowned God's watery halls beneath the waves. It's basically pirate valhalla.
>>71587637
but Winter has come anon :^)
>>71587128
There was a poll about it at one point, too bad I didn't save the link.
Cast him.
>>71587828
I think you mean relief
>>71587517
She was too noisy and spoke way too much in that scene.
So no one cared when literally all of Robb's battles were offscreen, but when an irrelevant character like the Blackfish dies offscreen everyone is mad?
>>71587828
The real party is just starting. Offseason general threads are literally the best thing in life.
That fanfic of Unella raping Cersei was nice
>>71587828
Remember Bran has it way worse than you do.
>>71587718
>cowardly
standing in the vanguard (in the show)
>Kinslaying villain
Renly was a traitor the shadow baby kill was an improvised execution.
So when they make another adaptation of ASOIAF in 30-40 years, Natalie Dormer will play Olenna, right? The would be pottery you don't pass up.
>>71587760
his jawline is too manly
>>71587733
>>71587871
Stannisautists really must actually be autistic. How can you not spot the fucking blatantly obvious irony?
>>71587871
In every medieval culture where magic exists, using it to slay a rival is viewed as cowardice. Men kill with steel or with their hands.
>>71587413
I actually want B + A = J just so Jon doesn't have to be a Targ fucking shit.
>>71587845
Random peasant #2
>>71587856
Well, he should have escaped to join his niece Sansa instead of dying offscreen, for one thing.
Family, Duty, Honor
>>71587128
>>71587784
same
do 15 yo even watch got?
>>71587845
Hot Pies long lost father.
>>71587831
Where's "Nutella resurrects Lady Stonesmirk"?
>>71587750
Shut up before I make my shoggoth eat your pie face.
>>71587909
He is Waters, not Targaryen
Remember when Dany crucified all of the masters in Meereen just for doing what they've done for thousands of year, and called it 'justice'?
>>71587972
actually he's a sand
>>71587871
>standing in the vanguard (in the show)
He was filled with lust for battle, more a beast than human.
>Renly was a traitor the shadow baby kill was an improvised execution.
Renly was the rightful king, as proven when Brienne lawfully executed Stannis "Traitor" Baratheon
>>71587121
>mexican manlet
>attractive
>>71587909
why Brandon and not Ned though
>>71587983
that's because he knows winter is coming
>>71587979
>just for doing what they've done for thousands of year
>le following orders meme
>>71587115
delete this
>>71587979
>weve always done it so that makes it okay
fuck off slaving scum
Game of Thrones: Rebellion
June 2021...
>>71587958
You know the show would be more interesting for it. The Iron Islands would also be a far greater threat.
>>71587979
>that pic
so how exactly does Meeren sustain itself if they don't farm the countryside?
>>71587979
Remember when Dany forced herself on the son of one of the men she murdered to usurp his titles for herself?
>S07E10
>Dany and Cersei realise the true enemy is the patriarchal white walkers
>they join together with Queen in the North Sansa Stark
>Sand Sneks and Olenna join with them cause "Strong women need to stick together"
>Yara arrives at the last moment as they destroy the misogynist white walkers "the Nights King probably didn't think women are fit to rule"
>they all celebrate while having a glass of red wine and genociding males
>and who
>are you
>>71587990
N + A = J is fine, too.
>>71588030
Hilariously original my fellow /pol/bro XD
>>71588013
>>71588001
>le eye for an eye is moral meme
>>71588027
Remember when said noble son was butchered by the Queen's enemies for going along with this so as to not be eaten by a dragon?
>>71588014
>Robert and Rhaegar at the Trident
>They fight fiercely, blows raining like lightning, before a sword emerges through Rhaegar's plate-armored stomach
>Barristan, wearing an evil smirk, emerges from behind
>"How could you... you were a kingsguard...you were my friend, ser barristan"
>Barristan lops Rhaegar's head off and impales it on an iron spike.
>He bows and presents it to Robert
>"True knights are worthless, your grace. Allow me to murder his children as well. I want to feel their blood on my flesh!"
>Robert smiles a menacing smile, "All in good time, Ser Barristan. First we must murder his whore wife, Lyanna Stark"
And who are you...
>>71588004
but we need more
>>71587784
47 here, and i'm the one who constantly writes about jonsa, stannis and branxbrienne ship
"It's a shame Renly and Stannis aren't 12 year old girls" - Tyrion Lannister
Do you agree with this statement?
>>71588030
not even creative
>>71587616
but he IS famous, so there's that
>>71588058
>le love and peace will fix everything meme
C + E = J
They just got really drunk and forgot.
>>71588061
This is what the Targaryens believe happened.
>>71588058
You're right, she should have just asked them to stop.
>>71587313
Goddamn that's a great photo.
>>71588030
I don´t want Cerci dead so is fine for me
>>71588061
Nailed it!
This will be the final scene of season 7
Littlefinger has been sent by Jon to the Wall to retrieve Bran
He stands at the gates of the Wall as Benjen comes riding with Bran and a couple of wights with hoods over their heads tied behind him with ropes
Littlefinger: Bran Shtark, I'm Army of the Vale
Benjen: He wasn't alone
Littlefinger: You don’t get to bring friends
Bran: They’re not my friends
Benjen: Don’t worry, I’ll vouch for them
Littlefinger: And why would I want them?
Benjen: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the White Walker. The horned man
Littlefinger: Night King? Get them up top, I’ll shend a raven
>>71588059
Hizzy was unironically the best written character of s5. In the face of overwhelming adversity, he attempted to peacefully compromise with the invading barbarian queen, and did his best to secure the safety of his city's people. His passive resistance, ended tragically by the radicals who thought he gave too much to the occupiers, is an inspiration to us all.
The events in Oldtown will be the best parts of both The Winds of Winter and Season 7.
Get hyped for the biggest battle in the entire series.
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>>71588094
They literally have had trials in the show.
Some slaves even wanted to go back to slavery because they had a comfy life, and she crucified that guy's master all the same.
>>71588072
They certainly behaved as though they were
>>71588061
D&D could actually do this
>>71586866
fucking bernie supporters
>>71588061
>Robert and Rhaegar at the Trident.
>Rhaegar is depressed (as usual) and can barely summon up the energy to face Robert.
>Robert runs at him and smashes his hammer into his chest, killing him instantly.
That's what happened.
>>71588123
I don't understand the "Euron is actually book-euron" meme.
>>71587831
Ballistabowl?
Also Lord Commander Jorah is very much within the realm of possibility.
>>71588118
His father would have been proud of him.
>>71588115
Littlefinger: The raven I jusht shent to Winterfell lishts me, my knightsh of the Vale, Bran Shtark here. But only one of you!
*Littlefinger waves crossbow around*
Littlefinger: First one to talk gets to shtay on the Wall!
Littlefinger: Who paid you to grab Bran Shtark? *fires crossbow past head* He didn’t fly sho good! Who wantsh to try next? Tell me about the Night King! Why doesh he bring the winter? A lot of loyalty for a reshurrected wight!
Night King: Or perhaps he’s wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him of a wall
Littlefinger: At leasht you can talk. Who are you?
Night King: It doesn’t matter who we are, what matters is our plan
*Littlefinger slowly takes off hood*
Night King: No one cared who I was until they put in the dragonglass
Littlefinger: If I pull it out would you die?
Night King: It would be extreamly painful
Littlefinger: You’re a cold guy
Night King: FOR YOU
Littlefinger: Wash getting caught part of your plan?
Night King: OF COURSE. Bran refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you
Bran: Nothing! I said nothing!!!
Littlefinger: Well congratulations! You got yourshelf caught!
Knight of the Vake: My Lord!
Littlefinger: Now what's the next SHTEP in your mashter plan?
Night King: Crashing this wall... WITH NO SURVIVORS
An army of White Walkers and Wights starts amassing outside the Wall
Night King grabs a horn and starts blowing it.
The Wall begins cracking under their feet
Littlefinger: No! Thish can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
>>71588072
where is it from?
>>71588129
Of course slaves who grew up in that life and only knew that would want to go back. It's like Stockholm syndrome.
>>71588013
Khal Drogo was a slaver too, why didn't she have a problem with that?
>>71588058
>>71588129
>>71587979
Fuck off with your Eichmann defence
>>71586939
Bullshit. Tywin, Roose and Walder engineered the Red Wedding. Snowy Joe has nothing to do with their deaths.
>>71588129
>They literally have had trials in the show.
You can't organise a trial unless you're in power.
>Some slaves even wanted to go back to slavery because they had a comfy life, and she crucified that guy's master all the same.
Poor argument, freedom isn't about happiness. It is about dignity.
>>71588123
I don't see it happening in S7
If Oldtown is so great why don't they have records of Jon's parentage? And if they do, why has no one brought up any of this?
What's the point of fearing the White Walkers if Oldtown has some book about making dragonglass or whatever?
Is Oldtown just going to be a deus ex machina where it magically has something for a particular problem?
How old are you, /got/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654728
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654728
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654728
>>71588182
She didn't have a problem until women were being enslaved. Notice she didn't say shit when Drogo wanted to enslave and rape half of Westeros.
>>71588106
There's no way in hell she'll survive the series.Get ready for ~strong independent dragon queen to win at the end.
>tfw you don't really care what happens to the white walkers in both the show or the books and the oldtown battle will be the climax for you
>>71588182
Because he gave up his slaving ways and pledged to aid her?
>>71588025
Selling slaves ;)
>>71588123
unfortunately the best director of this season won't work in season 7
>>71588171
In context, Joffrey is saying something to the effect that Sansa is scared of him, or that he's going to drive away Renly / Stannis and Tyrion replies with that.
>>71586938
>hijacking based Geralt
Dirty Jonautists.
>>71588149
euron with ballistas vs dany's dragons
Joffrey/Sansa would have worked perfectly if Sansa had been as cruel when she got to King's Landing as she is at this point in the show.
Joffrey would be so aroused if she talked about feeding people to dogs around him.
>>71588195
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>>71588177
But there was nothing established to replace the thousand-years-old tradition Dany just swept away. She destroyed the economy and culture of an entire region without thinking of the consequences. She is idealistic, dangerously so, because she has the military power to do whatever she wants. And when governing gets boring, she leaves anarchistic ruins in her wake.
What do you think will happen when she gets to Westeros?
>>71587987
>mexican manlet
>Mexican
wut
>>71588182
well he was sooo hot doe :3
>>71588282
>"I can't penetrate you with my big cock, eh? Well, I guess I'll just have to penetrate something else."
>>71588270
Uhhh yeah, she made a mistake and she learnt from it, she won't be making it again. Besides, in Westeros Dany isn't "breaking the system" like she was in Slavers Bay. She likes the system in Westeros and wants to be the head of it.
None if it matters anyways. The Others are coming and Dany won't have much time to worry about politics.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654446/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10654446/r
>>71588182
>>71588315
but serious answer.
Dany is dumb, inexperienced and emotional. She felt the plight of the slaves and decided to abolish slavery without realizing the poverty, famine and squallor that she was going to bring to Meeren. Not to mention the utter societal chaos.
>>71588202
>If Oldtown is so great why don't they have records of Jon's parentage?
Believe it or not Jonautist, this series isn't all about Jon. Besides, why the fuck would they have records of a secret only few characters know?
>What's the point of fearing the White Walkers if Oldtown has some book about making dragonglass or whatever?
The Maesters of the Citadel don't believe the White Walkers exist. Whatever is in Oldtown is locked away in the most hidden of vaults, and the hints point to something very imporant in Westeros.
>Is Oldtown just going to be a deus ex machina where it magically has something for a particular problem?
No, the role of Oldtown is similar to the role Euron plays in the story
Narratively, both Euron and Oldtown are story elements introduced late in the story (both in A Feast for Crows) to transition the southern storyline away from Lannisters, King's Landing and political scheming, and more towards Monsters, Oldtown and magic. Magic is entering the world, and political intrigue is dying, and this manifests in Oldtown.
It's possible that while the northern storylines all focus on the war for the dawn, and the invasion of the Others, the southern storylines get preoccupied by the chaos that spills out of Oldtown.
>>71588344
>Uhhh yeah, she made a mistake and she learnt from it, she won't be making it again. Besides, in Westeros Dany isn't "breaking the system" like she was in Slavers Bay. She likes the system in Westeros and wants to be the head of it.
but she's going to break le wheel
>>71588344
She didn't learn anything. She left the sellsword Daario in charge of Meereen, most famous for exclaiming
>Fuck Meereen, fuck the people.
>The Others are coming and Dany won't have much time to worry about politics.
That's very lucky considering what a dumpster fire her last foray into politics was. Maybe after the others are dealt with everyone will agree to be nice to each other and there won't be any need for politics at all!
>>71588270
>there was nothing established to replace the thousand-years-old tradition Dany just swept away.
Yeah there was, service economy, people getting paid for their labour.
>>71586627
Is this armor from an actual scene on the show? I don't remember.
>>71587687
Why are his clothes so poorly fit? It looks so awkward.
New thread WHEN? I won't contribute to a filthy Jon autist thread.
>>71588202
>If Oldtown is so great why don't they have records of Jon's parentage?
probably because no one cares but Cat and annoying cunts don't get what they want in a world run by men
>>71588432
It's a leak from S7 after he learns he's a Targ
>>71587028
>lancel is still alive
>>71588449
We're a dying breed, Branbro. We must accept our place in the thread.
>>71586627
Based Jon thread
Thank you OP
>>71588432
dracula untold
Anyone else hated how they handled Dany and Daario in the show? In the books Barristan thinks that Daario is poison to her, because she loves him and his badboy persona. In the show she just went all "DON'T NEED NO MAN".
Ned warged into Ice and now travels around Westeros with Brienne. Brienne goes to Winterfell and Brienne's sword will tell Jon about his parents.
How did Mance's Army go from 100k to 2k?
Did the Battle of Castle Black or Hardhome really wipe out that many?
>>71588270
To put things in the simplest terms, her army is not prepared for winter and I have no idea how she's supposed to be feeding 200,000 men and their horses, and 3 dragons.
It's also composed of dothraki marauders and rapists, foreign slave soldiers, ironborn pirates, and sellswords. The Tyrell soldiers are her best force, the Dornish are useful as well but they're being led by child-murdering psychopaths who Tyrion should take objection with.
The point is, Daenarys doesn't know how to run an army or a kingdom and she's trying to use a warm-weather army to invade during the coldest winter. In the books, Victarion might be sacrificed to steal Viserion or Rhaegal using dragonbinder and the dragon will be used to take Oldtown. Daenarys will attempt to retake it and get her army fucked up, Euron will survive far into the final book.
In the show, Daenarys will be defending Oldtown from Euron and he'll kill a dragon and destroy a big portion of her fleet, but he'll die in the battle or a few episodes after it.
I'm pretty much certain that in both the books and the show, Daenarys will not see King's Landing until it's already a frozen ruin. If Lyanna and Rhaegar were married, then Jon would come before Daenarys in both the Baratheon and Targaryen lines. No idea how things will end for her.
>>71588501
It's bizarre because Daario actually actually seemed like the level-headed reasonable one this season.
>>71588411
>Maybe after the others are dealt with everyone will agree to be nice to each other and there won't be any need for politics at all!
Everyone will be dead
>>71588445
It's an SNL skit
>>71587365
Nah
He's a houseless baseborn bastard.
>>71588513
Those not killed at the Wall split back up and fled back North. Some went to Hardhome, some to other parts. Presumably those not saved at Hardhome (some 5k, if I recall) were killed and added to the Wight Army.
>>71588513
They evaporated because Stannis is the villain, riding into the wildlings' makeshift camp and slaughtering the vastly inferior force.
>>71588243
WHITE WOLF WISE WOLF
>>71588569
>the vastly inferior force.
>>71588543
>baseborn
What?
>>71587272
Well it isn't normal for starts
>>71588601
>david
>>71588614
For you
>>71588601
this is what D&D believe would have happened if Stannis didn't shadowkill Renly.
>>71588582
It makes sense now. You need a witcher to battle against army of dead and White Walkers.
>>71588607
Look it up, fagtard
>>71588522
victarion has a volcano arm, he isn't going to die anytime soon
>>71588601
That's why Stannis spent most of s4 in braavos instead of immediately going to the wall; he was too cowardly to slaughter the innocent free folk without the guarantee of 10k sellswords behind him.
>>71588614
And?
>>71587831
>tywin warged into tyrion
every time fucking what
>>71588601
It's cute that bookfags think the battle of winterfell will go differently
face it, stannis is shit and he's gonna die
>>71588646
He's still the child of Nobles, so he is not a baseborn bastard.
>>71588213
this
she walks right past a 6-7year old boy tied up, but as soon as she sees some old hag getting thrown around then she cares.
Im glad this is part of the reason her son died
>>71588677
do jonfags seriously believe this?
>>71588672
remember how depressed and alcoholic "tyrion" was after he "killed" tywin?
>>71588678
He is baseborn by virtue of being a bastard
>>71588698
Stop making them so soon you fucking retard
>>71588698
>off-season
>slow
>still making early threads
whatever
>>71588692
Do Stannisfags actually believe it won't happen? How can they be this delusional?
>>71588601
>that image
And yet wasn't it that decision which spawned the "Stannis the Mannis" saying?
>>71588708
In your sentence you say both baseborn and bastard. One would have to assume that you mean that someone is of low birth as well as being a bastard, because otherwise your sentence is redundant. Please be more clear in the future.
>>71588748
You're a cocksucking faggot.
>>71588808
I'm starting to think that the "15 or under" votes in the age poll are real.
>>71588601
Fucking hacks. It still hurts.
>>71588697
... why would he not think about the fact that he's fucking Tywin then? We have multiple POVs after he kills Tywin.
>>71586766
>That photoshop attempt
Jesus christ I lost it
>>71586878
Are we watching the same show, the entire show is about house wars, house honor and shit, nobody gives a shit about individuals, every time someone important died they would be like "oh how sad" and then forget about him in matter of days.
>>71588262
Instead, Sansa is just a filthy raped whore now.
