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>>71567694
Azor Hotpie
>>71570109
absolutely fucking based
>>71570109
Why was he an ass when first introduced? Never got that.
>b-but /v/ isn't forcing themselves on /tv/!
Who will Stannis marry now that he's single?
SHANSHA
So..... who is Jahaerys?
>thread wars
>when we're slow and offseason
Congrats
>>71570171
I AM SHO SHORRY
>>71570184
make the threads properly and there won't be thread wars
Actual thread over here.
Don't get us banned again
>>71569933
>>71569933
>>71569933
>>71570109
Do think he will ever get the chance to taste Arya's gravy soaked hot pie?
>>71570231
>actual thread
>video game cancer
no
>>71570089
HE IS ALIVE
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>>71570180
Jon Snow, he also cucked the North out of their Kingdom.
>>71570200
I'm not the op of the faggot vidya thread, but thread wars when the mods already banned us for offseason last year is stupid.
>only man with a living direwolf
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
>>71570231
WoWfags can make their own threads about their shitty movie
>>71570254
/got/ being banned is better than /got/ being full of /v/edditors
>>71570245
Why is this name we are guessing now? I remember at one time everyone thought his real name would be Aemon Targaryen.
>>71570261
>WoWfags can make their own threads about their shitty movie
>he says this while watching got
>>71570271
Preach
>>71570289
GoT might as well be high art compared to that piece of shit
>Bloody Gate prevents enemy from zerg rushing
>Bloody Gate keeps enemy in natural tight spot to easily kill, burn or impede movement
>have access to ocean for escape, food or supply purposes
>rivers and lakes aplenty for fresh water
>already used to cold
You have 5 seconds to explain why the Vale isn't the best place in Westeros to be when the Walkers invade.
Pro-tip, you can't
>>71570288
No idea. I fought he would have been whatever the female version of Rhaenys was.
this is why you should always let me make all the threads
if we all agreed on that then there'd be no thread wars
>>71570332
ADHD kid who wants to throw people out the moondoor
>>71570332
would be icy
>>71570320
>GoT might as well be high art compared to that piece of shit
>le fart jokes
>le cock jokes
Yup high art!
Keep crying man as warcraft is now the most successful video game movie ever, breaking world records.
got = BTFO
>>71570355
>this is why you should always let me make all the threads
>if we all agreed on that then there'd be no thread wars
-Words of each of the 5 people who feel that they must be the one to get the OP slot at any cost
>>71570355
Good thinking.
>>71570363
Just kill the kid, death by misadventure.
Let based House Royce lead the Vale again
Reminder the real thread is over here
Don't get us banned.
>>71569933
>>71569933
>>71569933
>>71570410
>not /got/ related
>real thread
lel
piss off
>>71570378
And GoT is one of the most successful TV shows ever. It's also loved by critics, unlike Asscraft
>>71570410
>page 3 already
Let it die
>>71570425
>Bradamante
Everytime............
>>71570340
Me to or I think Rheagar and Elia already had a Rheanyes so he would have been the male version of Visenya which seems like it would be Viserys. But then it's like why did Rheagar name the kids out of order? Who knows. All I know is I doubt they were really whispering the name but if they were it sounded like an A name to me. Almost like Aenys.
is this the worst scene in the fucking show? why do the writers try to make arya out to be so fucking cool? just sitting there staring at hound. she'd be dead if it wasn't for him.
>>71570378
Stay in your thread
>>71570445
>It's also loved by critics, unlike Asscraft
>loved by critics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPb4qPTWovs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPb4qPTWovs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPb4qPTWovs
A reminder that Ser Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman to have ever exist
>>71570486
>autistic youtuber
>critic
no
>>71570468
I hope it doesn't matter to him. He's Jon Snow, no matter what.
Why does Melly think Jon knows that she can help him win the War against the Walkers?
What besides bringing him back, which he doesn't wanna have happen again, has she done to show that she'll be some big asset in fighting anything?
If she had her book power like fireballs maybe that'd be something but she doesn't.
>>71570486
>Preston
>critic
He's a just salty autist
>>71570500
That title belongs to the White Wolf now.
>>71570517
>autistic tripfag
>opinion
No
>>71570500
>died like a bitch
Kek yeah greatest ever
>>71570532
>he's not a critic because he disagrees with my reddit maymay show
gotfags BTFO
>rewatching season 1
>little finger keeps going in and out of accents
>mfw
Why did he do this?
>>71570535
Who?
tell me how fucking gagged youre going to be when season 7 opens on another of brans wolf dreams directly mimicking pic related except he'll be walking around in the land of always winter and he'll look into a frozen lake and see himself reflected back as fucking undead wight summer
the fucking pottery bros
>>71570191
DID HE CUT YEW
Do people actually like the Warcraft world? Not just the flick, but the actual setting? It's garbage. There are way better High Fantasy settings, like Warhammer or Forgotten Realms.
>>71570587
The king in the North.
Reminder OP is going to get us banned for posting a duplicate thread.
Mods pls delete and ban faggot OP
>>71569933
>>71569933
>>71569933
>>71569933
>>71570587
Bend the knee ya cunt
>>71570089
>Do not pursue him! He will not return to these lands. Far off yet is his doom, and not by the hand of man will he fall
>>71570518
I agree with you although I do hope after everything he has done for house Stark they legitimize him. Even if he doesn't give two fucks.
>>71570486
>Preston Jacobs
>Critic
kek. Professional critics (although it may not always work out that way) are expected to keep some modicum of professionalism and rate the assess the subject matter without bias. Can you honestly tell that Preston is unbiased when it comes to ASOIAF? And don't get me wrong, I dig a lot of his videos and theories, but he is no more an actual critic than Pewdie Pie.
>>71570579
I dont usually say this but
kys you assburgered faggot.
>>71570611
I liked the setting before WoW turned it into shit. The RTS games are great. The movie felt way to much like WoW
>>71570580
ALWAYSH KEEP YOUR ENEMIES GUESSINSH
The canon reason is his Irish accent is his normal one and he puts on a more southern southing accent when hoity toitying in KL
>>71570486
REMINDER that the only people who agree with /got/ that the show is bad are people /got/ also hate:
>an autistic swede
>an autistic State Department bureaucrat
>3 booksnob women on tumblr
Versus
>every professional critic in the world
>an audience that was the biggest ever this year
Has CIA even said any scheming lines this season?
All I remember him saying is
i'm SO sorry
>>71570547
He's not wrong though
>mfw blackedposter is now false flagging /got/ spam
>>71570661
In my headcanon people from living in the fingers have Irish accents
>>71570500
What kind of swordsman just forgets about the second guy in a 2 v 1 fight?
I don't think he was that great.
>>71570620
Go fuck yourself
Jon sucks
>you will never hear ramsay blow that wonderful sounding horn again
>>71570683
Tommen is CUTE!
>>71570713
>Go fuck yourself
OP mad as fuck they are going to get banned for posting a duplicate thread.
/got/ will now be banned because of you.
>>71570683
> Time to join the Freysh
Now that the Freys are weak and vulnerable, he will masterfuly "join" the Freys , killing all 300 heirs to the Riverlands and reclaim the homeland of his eternal love.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s151VUz2p8TZ
>LF: OHH SHANSHA, IT'S DEEP IN YER ARSH
>SANS: OH LORD BAELISH, OH OH OH, I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT, IS THIS NORMAL?
>LF: YESH TAKE A SHIT ALL OVA MY COCK SHANSHA, I'M A DIRTY LITTLE BOY
>SANS: OHH GOD *POOOOOOOOP, S'POOOP PLERRRRRP FLOOOP POOOP* UNGH YES PETYR SMASH THE SHIT BACK UP INTO MY BUNGHOLE
>LF: SHANSHA YOU ARE JUSHT LIKE YOUR MOTHER WHEN SHE WAS BUT A GIRL, OHHH HERE COMES SHUM MILK FOR ALL THAT CHOCOLATE OHHHHHHHHH
>SANS: OH YES IMPREGNATE MY BUTT PETYR, JUST LIKE THE SONGS
>>71570717
So does Branif you catch my meaning
>>71570599
That would be cool but it will never happen. I'm wondering if they will even bring Nymeria back at this point and we will never see her pack. So sad.
>>71570754
Did Ramsey anally penetrate her?
How appreciative will Theon, Olenna and Tyrion be that Jon "took" back Winterfell and the North, protected his sister/cousin and killed Ramsay?
3 of Dany's own people are gonna be sucking Jon's dick.
>>71570717
thank you for the threadly reminder
>>71570754
> Sans
yo what the fuck
>>71570779
Probably
>>71570779
we can only hope
>>71570779
Maybe
>>71570771
it will happen and it will be a cold open and it will be fucking based
>>71570805
Didn't realize Jon is this short.
>>71570805
lmfao
>>71570805
is this shopped?
>>71570779
He did shit that she's sure brothelkeepers talk about all the time.
So yeah.
Fisted and inserted stuff too probably.
Probably even kept a buttplug in her while he fucked her pussy then had her shit on his chest after and let his cum leak out of her snatch.
Jesus christ, why don't we get scenes like this anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEB5t1qRdmY
What's next for his career?
>>71570779
I feel like that's all he did to her every night and that explains why she never got pregnant.
>>71570876
because both those characters are dead?
>>71570862
Of course it is
>>71570864
Seek help
>>71570805
How did Lyanna die giving birth to a being so small?
>>71570864
that line about the brothels was so fucking cringey
>>71570879
Zigzagging
>>71570879
getting a haircut i suppose
>>71570886
no i dont think it is
>>71570879
He's like a porcelain cherub in this picture. What happened in all the other pictures?
>>71570924
this pic is heavily airbrushed
>>71570735
make a GoT related thread next time and you won't be ignored :)
reminder jon killed lyanna
bow
Why is GRRM so mean
>>71570889
she obviously killed herself when she saw she had born a monsterus midget.
Jon rules
>>71570962
That 7-pointed star scarification looks drawn on with a crayon. I remember it looking a little more gruesome in other scenes.
>>71570876
Because those 2 characters were veterans and elite tier generals of 2 wars. They recognize the signs of an upcoming war...but this is a generational story. It's about the youngsters losing the old guard and gaining the experience themselves to be the new guard. We don't get scenes like that because the current characters don't have the life experience and awareness to grasp these situations so easily yet.
>>71570978
If this was real there would be far more mentions of pizza.
>>71570974
>reminder jon killed lyanna
>reminder tyrion killed joanna
>reminder danaerys killed rhaella
What does it mean?
somebody please stir some shit so we have something to argue about
>>71570990
How butthurt are book memers because based Jon just danked to his way to a crown instead of muh line?
>>71571034
That Jon and Dany will marry and have Tyrion as their king and live happily ever after as king and queen and hand of a giant mound of millions of corpses left over by the White Walkers
Can he see anything?
Reminder that Aegon is neither Blackfyre nor Targ but is, instead, the son of Illyrio.
>>71570888
What?
I'm just writing out some of the sick shit he would've done to Sansa or had her do that brothelkeepers might talk about.
He didn't just cut her, handle her roughly and fuck her dry.
As long as she can still get pregnant, he'd do whatever he wants with her.
Funny enough reminds me of what Lysa said
>He hasn't told you about the vile things they do with their bodies? The vile things they let him do with their bodies?
>What have you let Petyr do with your body?
Cause Petyr winded up getting her treated like a whore anyway like Lysa thought he had
>>71571045
I don't think pro-Jon/anti-Jon lines correlate to bookfag/showfag lines.
I read the books and I like Jon. I also think he'll be KitN eventually in the books, he'll just take a different route to get there.
>>71570974
Tyrion also killed Joanna.
Dany also killed Rhaella.
Really makes you think.
>>71571041
When Melisandre rides south and comes across Arya, will she accompany Arya back to the North and risk execution?
If she does, will Jon and Davos execute her as promised? Or will this sacrifice and rescue redeem her in their eyes?
Anyone see that interview Kit gave where he said he got a black eye at McDonald's the night before the Jon Snow audition?
so it's confirmed eurons going to give his cock to cersei right
>>71570145
because he's a kid being sent to murder men at the wall for the rest of his life and he's surrounded by men who looks very much like murderers themselves and literally the only person he can feel superior to is 'harry'.
The weak rat beat on the weakest rat. Because that's all he can do aside from getting beat on by the stronger rats.
Shitty worlds breed shitty people.
>>71571034
>>71571078
meant Tyrion as their hand kek
>Dwarf
>king of Westeros
not even in muh fairy tale land
>>71571041
Okay.
The Sneks did nothing wrong.
Doran was a weak king who couldn't protect or avenge his own
>>71570145
Yoren had just eaten the rest of his cake.
>>71571041
Maisie is a 10/10
Someone really needs to make a compilation of Sansa's face during that whole King in the North scene.
The changes are hilarious. Plain faced, to happily embarrassed, to surprised, to pissed, to all smiles, to fml
The Freys are a house that has been spat on constantly for the last >300 years. The only person who have them any respect was Tytos Lannister, and that was only because he's a pushover. They Freys are also an entrepreneurial house who built a bridge and charged people to use it, rather than a house that simply decided to enslave / enserf some peasants. Only reddit dislikes the House of Frey.
List of Freys who have died so far
>Stevron
>Ryman
>Tion
>Jinglebells Aegon
>Cleos
>Petyr Pimple
>Merrett
>Rhaegar
>Symond
>Jared
>Little Walder
>Aenys
Freys currently in immediate danger
>Saint Walder himself (Dead in the show, killed by le epik Stakku assassin girl)
>Hosteen
>Black Walder (Baked into a pie in the show)
>Lame Lothar (Baked into a pie in the show)
>Big Walder
>Rosilin
>Gatehouse Amie
>Thicc Walda (Dead in show, along with little Walder Bolton and her husbando Loose Roose)
>Edwyn
Has any house suffered even half as much as the House of Frey? And still you have fat losers sitting at home trying to pass moral judgement on them, shameful.
>>71571128
Why was this the worst casting ever?
>Chubby bitchface
>Manlet
>Curly hair with a weird hairline
Nothing like Jon snow.
Euron is a chubby bitchfaced manlet who was casted terribly too. Who is in charge of hiring on this show?
>>71571041
Let's talk about the Empire of Yi Ti
When will dany die
>>71571041
Did the WoWfaggot kill himself after his thread was abandoned?
>>71571045
He didn't dank his way to the crown, D&D hacked his way to the crown. In the books, I don't doubt that Jon will eventually be crowned King, but it will likely be through Robb's living will (y'know, that small plot point D&D felt was unnecessary but would have resolved this entire dispute succinctly), as opposed to D&D's way, where a ten year old girl yelled at all the Northern Lord's until they agreed to make an oathbreaking bastard who invited thousands of wildlings to rape in pillage the North to their hearts content their King.
>>71571126
More likely she meets up with the brotherhood than with Arya.
I wouldn't want my king of winter to be such a pussy and cry baby who only gets by on luck. Do you think he really only fucked one girl? Or do you think he down at molestown or was he up at the wall playing with his brothers asses?
>>71571275
Season 8 ep 6
>>71571277
he probably went to go post in a capeshit thread
>>71571126
Not that anon but I'm thinking Arya will threaten to kill her, Melly will start talking about how she helped Jon and brought him back to life and all that's going on in the North. Arya will know she's not lying cause of Faceless Men training. Decide to make a choice whether she'll go for revenge in the South against Cersei and Gregor or go to her family, but Melly won't go with her either way.
Melly will instead somehow get into Dany's camp.
>>71570517
>>71570532
>>71570650
the so-called "professional" critics ignores the million plot holes of the seasons, the garbage pointless scenes that takes like 2-4 hours in the season, and just about every single positive thing said about this season can be summed in either
-It was action-packed
-Good guys won/happy moment
>>71571246
There's still the Freylands, which have peasants who serve them. How exactly do you think they have so many bannermen? They live somewhere. For all we know the Freys do both a pocket the profits to make their troops stronger. Shame about the shitty hats though.
>>71571278
>oathbreaking
He served his oath, he was a black cloak til death
>wildlings raping and pillaging
So far all theyve done is help the north take back Winterfell, why would anyone dislike them or accuse them of war crimes?
>>71571298
It makes sense that he's a Targ, considering he has everything handed to him and doesn't have to suffer the consequences of his actions. Robert needs to come back and teach these shits a lesson.
>>71571278
Robb named Cat his heir! Let the salad dressing be with you.
>>71571336
>every single positive thing
What about when Cersei won the fucking Game of Thrones?
>>71570889
>>71570981
>promise me ned
>promise me you'll throw him into the sea so I'm not disgraced for giving birth to a dwarf
but honorable ned could not get himself to kill him.
>>71571348
why would anyone dislike them
because thats been their culture for thousands of years bro.
>>71571363
>doesn't suffer consequences
>killed by his Brothers
U wot?
It didn't stick, but it happened.
>>71571340
Peasants moved in so they could receive protection from the Freys, unlike lesser houses who rode out and subjugated the peasants.
>>71571348
>He served his oath, he was a black cloak til death
This is my biggest problem with Jon's storyline in Season 6. Nobody is going to believe that he came back from death. They would say "sure you did" and then execute him for desertion anyway. You know, exactly like Ned did with the guy who said he saw the Others.
>>71571041
Quality wise, the books are on par with the show. If it weren't for season five, the show would arguably be better.and it'll actually finish lel
>>71571275
right after she pops out Jon's septuplets
>>71571298
I wonder how he got so good at eating pussy?
Something occurred to me: For as famous as Jon Snow is in the North as a swordsman(accepting that the severe majority of good fighters in the North are dead and he's famous for whipping the shit out of hobos and rapists), do people know that Longclaw is Valyrian Steel? It seems like he's been grandfathered into his reputation of fighting prowess more than earned it. He's no slouch, don't get me wrong.
>>71571392
He was revived, so no, he didn't. He doesn't even seem to be changed by his resurrection. It is as if it didn't happen.
>>71571275
Never.
Because she won't die on the show and the last book will never be released.
>>71571392
getting revived and then two minutes later executing the people that murdered you hardly counts as a consequence
>>71571399
He has literally 100 witnesses, including the new commander who will vouch for it
The guy Ned killed had none
>>71571298
>molestown
>molest
never noticed that, bravo GRRM
>>71571217
well that's universally agreed upon, can't really start shit with that.
>>71571387
i forgot to arrow the quote
>>71571275
Season 8.
Jon becomes her heir, marries his cousin Sansa to secure the North, in love with Arya but gets cucked out of love like Ned before him cause obligation.
House Stark of King's Landing established
>>71571363
Are you right? Or are you correct? The answer is yes. Fucking Targ privilege needs to be checked.
>>71571403
I actually agree. Feast and Dance have a lot of great stuff in them but they're obviously filled with filler to make the passage of time seem longer. I thought the show did a good job of condensing them despite occasional hackery
>>71571305
Saving this post for just in case.
>>71570089
I'm glad he's dead
>>71571396
Do you have any sources for this claim? I think we can all sort of agree that Walder's just a bit of a motherfucker, but for the most part the Freys are just like every other house ever. They do what their lord commands and try to ensure they do well.
I sort of wish we got at least one scene where Walder was actually called Lord Paramount of the Riverlands properly before Arya magically showed up and gutted his ass.
>>71571441
All of whom are not with him when he speaks with Lyanna Mormont, and Lord Glover. Given how much Lyanna's house undoubtedly has to deal with wildling bullshit, you'd expect that she'd be very much inclined to kill the shit out of Jon for defecting from his post at the Wall, given its their job to keep them out in the first place, or better yet, kill him for letting thousands of the fuckers squat in the Gift.
>>71571426
>>71571436
Getting killed was a consequence of his actions, doesn't matter if it didn't stick, especially if that was the even that propelled him to leave the Watch when even the prospect of getting legitimized by Stannis didn't.
>>71571534
>Walder was actually called Lord Paramount of the Riverlands
But he isn't.
>>71571403
Season 5 being bad is purely the fault of the books.
The books have gotten worse and worse with each new one, and by S5 (the end of the current published books) ofc it was terrible.
No surprise S7 starts and it doesn't follow the shitty later books and the show is good again.
GoT (the book) & S1 of the show are both still ultimately the best though
>>71571367
>Preston has a theory
>must be trew
Jesus Christ, Prestonautists are legitimately the worst autists on /got/
>>71571547
In the show he is. He only got cucked out of the title by Littlefinger in the books.
>>71571540
It'd be like if you were fined $1000 then, before you could pay it, they waved it. It doesn't fucking count.
What did Lyanna whisper to Ned, /tv/?
Why would Robb name Jon his heir though?
>>71571385
He rode to starfall intending to chuck Jon into the sea but he caught Ashara's feminine wrist in the dark and thought it was Jon.
>>71571590
>itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat
>>71571526
Edgy. Stannis is the mannis, u little shit.
GOT disney adaptation when?
>>71571593
DELETE THIS
>>71571534
Tbh I'd never even heard of the Freylands, I just assumed working for the Freys was good money so surrounding smallfolk would join up.
>>71571593
Was it Kit who took Maisie's virginity?
>>71571577
No cause the event changed the trajectory of his life
>>71571590
That she had a son with Rhaegar Targaryen, whom she wants to name Jahaerys, and asks Ned to protect the baby from Robert who will undoubtedly want to REMOVE VALYRIAN him.
>>71571593
is it just me or deos kit's body below the neck look like a girl
>>71571590
>cleganebowl will never happen faggot
>>71571590
"Don't trust littlefinger"
But Ned was dumb.
Reminder that in two years this show will be over. that's about the same amount of time from when Season 4 ended to today. How does that feel?
Look who just got a promotion
>>71571590
>inb4: maesters did summerhall
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCh9obs8Xag&t=1m37s
>Emilia Clarke used to be really cute and a decent actor
What happened?
Is she just in the wrong role?
>>71571651
It was Ramsay that did that. He was just going to hang around the Wall anyway.
>>71571420
A wildling would think it was good pussy eating if you could find the correct hole. The way Tormund seems to prefer beasts makes me think the wildling sex isn't so good.
>>71571658
>she wants to name Jahaerys
I hear Aegon, and I wish I didn't because this idea is much better. I realize that naming Rhaegar's second son the same thing as his first son is a bewildering choice, but all I can think is "DABID!" and my ears tell me Aegon.
>>71571701
Bad directing. She's good at making horny eyes when someone dies, though. Gives me wood.
reminder that this is the original wolfshota, being a based ten year old before bearloli made it cool
>>71571367
All of Preston's theories thus far have been proven wrong. Even the one about Robert Frost's 'Fire and Ice' that he claimed was confirmed was suspect to anyone not on the spectrum
>Preston: Excuse me, GRRM, I have this theory that your ASOIAF series is based on Robert Frost's poem 'Fire and Ice' and that it must have informed every aspect of every line you've ever written and it is a major ant-war opus because I READ BETWEEN THE LINES
>GRRM: I...Uh...Yeah, I've read that poem
>Preston: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUURM'D
>>71571699
Where was he during the red wedding?
>>71571705
No he wasn't, he planned on going South to get warm until Sansa got there and said that he couldn't stick around there anymore after what happened.
>>71570472
One of her best scenes you tasteless worm. She's not being cold. She's cobflicted about a man that she used to want dead, but now she's grown affectionate with.
Leaving him wasn't an act of cruelty. She couldn't murder him because she liked him. Not enough to stay with him, but enough not to slit his throat.
>>71571734
We'll get a Tower shota next season who exists only to be bullied then probably killed by Stark fucking shits.
>>71571756
wat
>Just marathoned Season 5
It wasn't that bad. Why is everyone complaining about it? Not enough fighting?
>>71571780
The Lord of the Crossing.
>>71571736
Reminder that based on his new video, he's going to use the excuse "GRRM changed his mind!" to explain when he gets BTFO even more.
>>71571560
Preston deniers belong on Reddit and if you knew anything you would know Bran pedos are the worst.
>>71571795
wat
>>71571641
I just mean the land around the Twins. As far as I can tell no one else owns this shit, so who else but the Freys?
>>71571792
It's a lot better when you watch episodes back to back. I always rewatch the past seasons on Blu-ray before the new season begins and I always like them better than when I watched it one episode per week. GoT works best when marathoned
>>71571737
I dunno, they didn't show him after that one episode.
>>71571651
Yes... it made it easier.
Before his death he was in a shitty position at the NW for the rest of his life, could not inherit, could not marry, and so on.
Now he's free from his NW vows, can marry, can rule Winterfell, can have heirs, can do anything he likes.
Dying isn't "suffering the consequences of your action" if you pretty much only get positive things out of it.
>>71571804
we did nothing wrong
>>71571646
I think they are both very gross so I don't even want to imagine.
>>71571534
All of whom are a raven away.
If you suspect the sonof Ned Stark, bastard or not, who is also last you checked Lord Commander of the NW, od being a liar and a deserter, you better make damn sure you have proof before you put him to death.
>>71571804
>Preston deniers belong on Reddit
Why? Is there an unwritten rule somewhere that in order to browse 4chan, one must be wrong about just everything?
>>71571804
>>71571809
The Next Lord Frey will be too young to rule, and will be surrounded by his sisters. Arya will kill him, too.
>>71571701
I want to marry Rose!
>>71571592
They were buds, & Robb respected him
>>71571804
>Branbros worse than actual assburgers
>>71570975
I would kiss her second chin
>>71571856
Good news though, your opinions dont matter reddit.
>>71571864
Preston is a contrarian, which is in the spirit of 4chan. He's a salty autist though and his latest spergout was embarrassing
>>71571658
Where are people getting Jaherys from? Can someone please tell me? I have heard reasons for Aegon and Aemon but Jaherys just popped out of no place to me. Was it because he was a good king like people think Jon will be?
>>71571851
>Before his death he was in a shitty position at the NW for the rest of his life, could not inherit, could not marry, and so on.
So what? He was content with that and even refused to be legitimized to become Lord of Winterfell. He would've been fine staying as Lord Commander.
>Now he's free from his NW vows, can marry, can rule Winterfell, can have heirs, can do anything he likes.
Neither one of those things did he want to do more than stick to his vows and position. He practically feels forced out since a dude's not exactly gonna wanna stick around the place he got killed and surrounded by men of similar views to the ones who killed him.
>>71571888
wat
>>71571933
>Preston is a contrarian, which is in the spirit of 4chan.
Hello, reddit!
>>71571811
One of House Frey's sworn house should expolit the land.
But GRRM didn't draw a map with the exact location of each house so its just supposition.
>>71571620
I don't believe it
>arya is in the riverlands
>beric and thoros are still on her list
>they're all going north
she's going to kill beric and thoros isn't she?
>>71571990
The Hound will convince her otherwise.
During season 6 episode 1 when Davos finds Jon Snow's body he looks down at the blood in the Snow. Is there a significant reason as to why the camera pans down on it and stays on Davos's face while he's looking at it?
>>71571942
Some lipreader says she could read "his name is" and an "air" or something in what Lyanna said, and that it was 2 but likely three syllables.
And Jaehaerys fits and isn't the name of a crazy and hated King
>>71571736
What I am saying is Preston should take over writing these books. All GRRM cares about is food and fan girl snatch. Preston CARES.
>>71572004
>implying she won't kill the hound
>>71571972
Dont be a contrarian faggot.
>>71571909
I get that, but it seems a little insulting giving Jon a name despite being in the watch.
>>71571913
he looks like a sword swallower
>>71571711
kek
>>71572016
Preston can write his own shitty books, which would suck, because he's a retard.
>>71572017
He's not on her list anymore why would she?
>>71572006
Ask Preston.
![[Coalgirls]_Keit-AI_Ep24_(942BB5D7).mkv_snapshot_12.14_[2016.03.02_00.25.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2WyxZcL.jpg "[Coalgirls] Keit-AI Ep24 (942BB5D7).mkv snapshot 12.14 [2016.03.02 00.25.01]")
>>71572011
this meme needs to stop
>>71571974
Does anyone have that GOT map with the houses labeled onto it? And is it even remotely accurate? Presumably someone is sworn to House Frey. They may be mocked but it's not like they're HouseCodd
>>71572011
To think I was there when that faggot posted this... how long have I've in this website?
DO YOU THINK THEY SUFFERED
UP ON NAGGA'S HILL
BURN ME AND HANG ME
AND I ALWAYS WILL
>>71571990
She put them on her list for giving up Gendry and for releasing The Hound. If she's made peace with her grudge against The Hound, she could have forgiven part of her desire to kill them. If they team up with The Hound, it may further he forgiveness of them and redeem them in her eyes. It's been a few years, people change, and she's grown.
>>71571882
Psst! Reddit hates Preston why don't you circle jerk about it with them. Preston is my elected autist of the century.
>>71571990
>>71572004
Gendry will convince her otherwise.
Then eventual marry combining Houses Start and Baratheon
>>71572063
This one?
>>71571946
That's aside the point.
His life improved even if he was ok with his former one. Now he has unlimited possibilities.
He could also decide to go back to the wall and be LC of the NW. Edd even thought he HAD to.
He could decide to do exactly what he was doing before, OR to do something else.
That is 100% an improvement and this can't be argued. If you can do anything you did before, or do something else, this is better than being stuck doing the 1 thing.
Everyone who got rez'ed up in the series is immensely fucked up. In the book, LSH is a fucking hearthless monster, Beric is losing memories/sense of purpose... And even on the show, Beric seems at least troubled.
Well at least in S3, now he seems perfectly fine because fuck consistent writing.
But Jon is all good.
I'm happy doing what I'm going now but if I do something retarded, die and somehow God send me back to earth as an immortal beign and also I'm billionaire and a sex god, I don't see how I could say I suffered the consequences of my actions. This is only when the rest of your life is made WORSE. Jon,s life wasn't made worse.
Jaime suffered consequences for his actions. got captured, rot in a dungeon, lost his hand, won't ever be a fighter again. Not a good one anyway.
Cersei suffered consequences for her actions. Lost all her children.
Sansa suffered consequences of her actions (other paid for her stupidity as well). Jon? No.
>>71571711
PRESTON SPERGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS TO BE, NOT ONLY POSSIBLE, BUT THE LIKELIEST OF SCENARIOS
>>71572016
I don't follow this guy but serious question is he autistic?
>>71571929
Please if find either of those swamp donkeys attractive you can have them.
>>71571962
Lying between the North and the Riverlands, that country where Catlyn, who was Jon Snow's "father" Ned Stark's wife, is a pair of towers called "The Twins" (not to be confused with the ones the ragheads blew up). The twins is a very wealthy area and has tons of men, when Robb, who was Jon's brother from Season One to Three, tries to go through he has to marry a Frey. Being the cunt that he is, he marries a Westerling / A spunky peasant girl with a big ass (depending on story) and breaks the oath. So the Freys, who are the people who rule the Twin Towers, marry Eadmure, who is Cat's brother, Cat being the nickname of the woman who is married to Ned, who is the father of Robb who is the King in the North and the brother to Jon Snow. Eadmure marries a girl from the Freys, but during the wedding they take him captive and kill all those Northern fucking shits (this is called the Red Wedding™, the one that Jon Snow apparently avenged). Because of this Arya, the blind girl from last season and the one who did the chase scene this season, who is brothers to Robb and Jon Snow, kills Walder, who is lord of the Twins, and two of his sons. In the show I'm not sure who's left on the Frey side to take over, but Walder has many daughters in the show, not sure how many sons he has but I guess he has lots.
>>71571986
habeeb it
>>71572109
>his life changed in ways he didn't want to and away from the content life he had and wanted to keep
>cause he can do anything but the thing he originally wanted to do, this means it's not a bad thing at all
Top kek
Fuck off
DUDE BLOODRAVEN AND QUAITHE ARE MIND CONTROLLING EVERYONE AND ANYONE NOT BEING MIND CONTROLLED IS WORKING FOR DORAN THIS IS HOW NARRATIVES WORK
>>71572103
This is a work safe board. Take your filth to /b/.
>>71572103
That's the one. Seems even on this there's basically fuck all no one west of the Twins.
>>71572153
>Jon : I was the LC of the NW and didn'T want to do anything else for the rest of my life under any circumstances!
>Edd : Well... You know, you could still be the LC of the NW. I don't really feel like taking over...
>Jon : NO I DON'T WANT TO ANYMORE MY LIFE WAS MY IRREVERSIBLY WORSE WHY IS EVERYTHING FALLING ON TO ME
After lobotomizing Hodor, you'd think Bran would have second thoughts about the responsibilities of using his abilities. Shit, he doesn't even grieve for Summer. WHY IS THE SHOW SO SHIT
>>71572153
did you miss the part where they clearly said he could have chosen to keep the "content" life he originally had if he wanted to
how stupid are you?
>>71572203
>WHY IS THE SHOW SO SHIT
because people like shit and pay to get more of it.
same reason why all big movies are capeshit.
>>71572164
>wasn't replying to the Keit-AI maymay
tripfag
>>71572197
>>71572204
Yes, stay in the place you got killed and betrayed, he can sure be content with that.
Definitely not gonna be paranoid or anything or ptsd, not at all
>>71572103
Is that world suppose to be the early middle ages or the late middle ages?
>>71572241
LEL oops
>>71572242
paranoid
ptsd
this is your own fanfiction. there no evidence of it in the show.
go back to tumblr
>>71572028
I haven't read the books in over a decade, but wasn't Robb also a Night's Watchaboo like Jon because of Benjen and wanted to make it into a more respectable, almost knightly position when he was KitN?
>>71572164
Are you insinuating keit-ai is also a post apocalyptic dystopia with Others and Children of the Forest and a Long Night set in GRRM's 1000 worlds universe, or are you just not paying attention to what you're responding to?
>>71571711
>>71572132
wat
>>71572103
I forget how The Stranger is described in the books but it'd be cool if instead of a lizard head it was just a hood, no face.
>>71572242
Then its his decision.
he kkilled the 4 guys responsible.
If he wants he can kill the other few who stabbed him.
Then you're gonna say "But the rest of the NW didn't lift a hand so they're ok with this!"... Ok, so what? I means they don't really like Jon, and that reaction wasn't caused by his murder, right?
If they don't love him now they didn't love him before his murder. But still he was ok with leading them.
If he kills those who murdered him, the only one left are the one who didn't murder him but didn't care about his murder, and they also felt that way before his 'death'.
Nothing changes.
>>71572203
>i would love to reflect on how traumatic these past few weeks have been unfortunately i am a robot and can no longer emote
>>71572284
>le go back to tumblr
Sure m8.
So he decides not to stick around the place he turned down Winterfell and the North for cause he got murdered and can't get over it, you call bullshit cause now he can just do anything so "no consequences".
If he stuck around after getting murdered, you'd still call bullshit cause "no consequences". Just accept you're autistic and will nitpick anything to find something wrong
>>71572284
Nigger he even says in the show how can he stay in a place where the people he considered brothers killed him?
Kys 4 real my senpai
>>71572355
jon is such a poor woobie senpai desu desu
>>71570256
THE PRINCE WHO WAS PROMISED
THE KING IN DA NORRRFTH
THE WHITE WOLF
NIGHT'S BANE
>>71572197
The winds of winter are basically a pissing match of the gods.
Jons not destined to be the LC, he's destined to be Azor Jon. Just go with it, it's all prophecy and destiny.
>>71572350
Just accept you're autistic m8.
He suffered consequences enough to decide to leave the life he chose over Winterfell, the North, having kids, inheriting anything, or marrying.
Your autism won't accept it, that's on you
Reek, my name is Reek, it rhymes with ______
Guys take a look at this guy who absolutely tears George to pieces on his SHITTY writing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ9x1TEKAws
>>71572362
Jon was just an oathbreaking faggot who wanted an excuse to bail on his vows because he was scared of the night's king
>>71572414
>le everyone who disagrees with me is autistic
>>71572415
Reek
>>71572433
>le everyone who disagrees with me if from tumblr
>>71572402
Bane?
>>71572446
>le only tumblrinas would be faggy enough to cry about muh poor woobie jon and his poor woobie ptsd
>>71572459
Jon is not a big guy
Bran
>Living heir to Winterfell
>Has the power to witness (and possibly interact with) any event in history regardless of distance as well as see the future
>Can likely be plugged into a Weirwood tree to live for an indefinite amount of time
Jon
>Has working legs and a benis lel
The North can do what they please, but there is only one logical choice here.
>>71572428
Hes building an army specifically to fight the NK literally right now
R u autistic?
>>71572463
You're the one using retarded faggy words like woobie m8
>>71572352
he and his gf are fine, it all that matters for him.
>>71572484
bran is a tree now
>>71572203
>book bran
i am basically a furry and summer is my soulmate and also the only reason i dont roll off a cliff
>show bran
who the fuck is summer
>>71572516
Not true in the show or books. Fuck off Jonautist.
>>71572350
The 4 guys were the ones who stabbed him. There were a lot more who were with them. It'd likely just happen again. They'd have Ramsay kill the Wildlings and then REMOVE SNOW for good.
>>71572484
Yeah, they make Sansa Lady Paramount and stop being twats with weak and ineffective Kings in the North. Who exactly does promoting Jon help? Jon needs all of the Kingdoms to work together, him declaring himself King in the North just makes this harder to do.
>>71572484
Lord Bran faggots are the worst. Just go away.
>>71572484
yes i think we all know the right choice here
http://randomnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/EuronBigCck.gif
>>71572529
Who is summer? Showfag here.
>>71572539
Ned did say he might hold a keep of his own one day. Just as there must always be a Stark in Winterfell, there should probably be one in Karhold too.
>>71572491
He was going south to get warm
>>71572203
We've had like 2 scenes of conscious Bran since their deaths and both of them have been him processing how Benji is half white walker.
Give it time you insufferable bookfags.
>>71572539
I'll be glad to go if you can give me one legitimate reason that Jon would be a better King than Bran.
>>71572536
lol at least bran can get some wood now ayy
>>71572415
Unique
>>71572484
this is the shit stirring i was waiting for
>>71572415
squak :DDD
>>71572566
Because Bran is just a fucking sage. Jon is the savior of ancient prophecy born of ice and fire.
>>71572566
Jon's cock works
>>71572566
The people of the North are unlikely to rally behind someone unable to fight alongside them in battle. Bran could be a military genius via the greensight but if he can't be in the battles the northerners will undoubtedly dither. They're stubborn First Men, remember.
>>71572414
>He suffered consequences enough to decide to leave the life he chose over Winterfell, the North, having kids, inheriting anything, or marrying.
no, that's opportunism.
>>71572491
>Hes building an army specifically to fight the NK literally right now
No, he raised 3k men and if it wasn't for Petyr "Jon's plot armor" Baelish, he was about to get them all killed FIGHTING RAMSAY.
Getting them all killed fighting the NW, then you'd have a point. But he was getting them all killed fighting the Bolton, which he didn't want to do before Sansa told him he had to save Rickon.
Yes he recruited the armies by using the "The dead are coming!" pretext, but Jon didn't give a single fuck about that after his resurrection.
Sansa told him he had to fight, he said no.
She told him "You have to save rickon" and then he accepted.
"You have to save rickon"
not
"you have to fight the Others!"
>>71572547
are you baiting me
>>71570862
No Jon's just wearing elevator shoes
>>71571375
>What about when Cersei won the fucking Game of Thrones?
you mean when all of cersei's children died and she temporarily crowned herself as queen because there was no one in king's landing able to stop her?
>>71572415
MY BIG CAWK
>>71572607
>>71572608
>>71572612
the autism is strong
>>71572425
>He's not wrong.
Post this Gold to Reddit.
>>71572425
No, I'm not gonna watch some normie manchild tell me why the thing I like is actually something I shouldn't like.
>>71572630
lol right, there is literally noone in KL now except cersei and a bunch of extras, oh and jamie
>>71572619
How exactly is supposed to fight the Others with Ramsey nipping at his heels in winterfell? War on 2 fronts especially North and south never work out.
With Ramsey gone now the entire north is behind him, and he has the opportunity to venture south and recruit more houses to fight the Others.
Seriously, just stop.
>>71572608
Bran's too. Wonder why Meera still with him?
>>71572612
He can literally prove to these "First Men" that he is the embodiment of the gods they claim to worship.
>>71572608
There was a legitimate reason I said legitimate reason, senpai.
>>71572660
Good idea. They are dumb enough to take serious offence and lash out hilariously.
>>71572619
>Getting them all killed fighting the NW, then you'd have a point. But he was getting them all killed fighting the Bolton, which he didn't want to do before Sansa told him he had to save Rickon.
Do remember that Ramsay was going to march north and eradicate them anyway if they didn't give Sansa up, which Jon was unlikely to seriously do. They would've fought eventually, and there's fuck all way they could defeat them at the wall, especially not without at least the other troops from the what, 3 houses that switched over? There are what, 40 people left in the Night's Watch?
>>71572621
I just remembered after typing that. (s)he isn't at all a big character in the show anyway.
Also her name is such a painfully obvious foreshadowing that shed die.
NEW THREAD
>>71572760
>>71572760
>>71572760
NEW THREAD
>>71572760
>>71572760
>>71572760
>>71572747
summer is more important of a direwolf to bran than ghost is to jon. ijaf
>>71572607
>Jon is the savior of ancient prophecy born of ice and fire.
Stannis, Dany Rhaegar and Ser Pounce all match that "ancient prophecy" too. I'll believe it matters when I see that it matters.
>>71572425
>GRRM is bad writer because he writes proses that serves absolutely no point
>then proceed to say George is bad because he writes like a virgin eating chicken nuggets or wtv the fuck he said
>because THAT serves a piont.
Made a youtube account just to dislike it.
>>71572425
Bradamante? Dat you?
I may have just forgotten but where the hell did Jon's Direwolf go?
>>71572874
couldnt afford the cg costs
![sans_512[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5sbXtD8.jpg "sans 512[1]")
