Bane threads get pruned you idiot
>>71561737
>>71560722
Azor Jon
>>71565191
Azor Jon
>>71565191
thats better
Promise me, Willas
got is awful
>>71565197
>you idiot
Azor means buttplay you idiot
how does she breathe?
>>71565191
The music really made that scene, felt so comfy
>>71565236
>Azor means buttplay
XD
Anyone else love the booming voice of Glover when he announces Jon as king in the north?
Leaks?
Why haven't you accepted Toph as the true Queen of the Andals and the First Men?
>>71565243
This. I fucking cried. Definitely the best scene ever on tv
>>71565290
is she a futa though?
dubs is what the mountain has been doing to septa unella
>>71565237
What was the meaning of this character?
>>71565237
What kind of society has their women dress like THAT?
wed bed behead, go
>>71565191
anyone have the compilation webm of all the bearloli scenes
>>71565262
>>71565301
>>71565252
No you idiot.
>>71565299
it was btfo by robbs crowning scene but nice try jonautist
JSYK KITN IJS
>>71563889
post mspaints
>>71565320
bed sarah Connor wed smirk behead calorie
I have something to confess.
I am in love with Alfie Allen.
It began when I first started watching Game of Thrones back in 2011 when it originally aired. I enjoy the programme a lot, it seemed to capture the essence of the books and most of the characters were well casted. We won't get into what it has turned into, I liked it at the time. I noticed Theon didn't look like he did in the Books, I thought he looked quite odd. As the season went on I realised how good an actor this young man is.
Something changed, I saw him stand beside Robb Stark and then witnessed the pure emotion he displayed as Ramsay's captive. Seeing his little face as Reek warmed my heart and filled me with a burning desire to rescue him. I no longer see the odd face, weak beard and greasy hair. I see a true beauty, a beauty that emenates from his most deepest being.
He is the reason I continue watching this show. I am filled with pure glee every second he is on screen, and I never want the scene to end. I feel both joy and sorrow: joy because he exists in all his deep brilliance, and sorrow, because I realise that this straight London boy, the son of the abrasive Keith Allen, will never be mine.
It feels good to finally express it. I thank you for sharing this moment with me.
>>71565336
best female costume in the show ruined by that fucking haircut
Fuck one, marry one, kill the rest.
>>71565356
>>71565320
which one is more likely to dominate me?
Reminder Tommen killing himself was his last act of defiance against his mother.
>>71565305
Reading aloud passages of The Gods Delusion, interspersed with selected quotations from Ser Hitchens of Tumour about how belief in the Seven is actually a mental illness.
>>71565320
Behead, bed and wed
>>71565243
When I read the spoilers, I thought it would come off as just a poor imitation of the Robb scene but I think I kind of liked it better desu. Combine it with the Tower of Joy and it's kino.
Regarding the Night's Watch :
Everybody in the North knows what a fucking joke the Night's Watch is. Nobody gives a fucking shit because big deal the Wall is missing one man versus a Stark is commanding Winterfell again.
It's kind of like blaming a Senator for draft dodging in Vietnam.
>>71565370
marry undead karsi, fuck walda
>>71565320
Wed Cersei
Bed Smirkfu
Behead Mary sue
what does he want
>>71565370
>walda
>>71565320
>Bed
>Wed
>Behead
Only profligates will chose different
>>71565358
Dude, they both played Sarah Connor
why do you guys keep watching this show if all of you think it's bad
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Jon sucks.
>>71565370
Fuck Margaery, marry Brienne, eat Dany
>>71565421
>that webm
fucking adorable
where were you when grrm was kill?
>>71565430
i don't think it's bad though
>>71565370
Fuck Cersei
Marry Missandei
>>71565342
But Bran doesn't even want to be king.
>>71565443
requiescat ;_;7
Guys, how do i fucking block tripfags?
>>71565461
neither does jon
give the crown to sansa then
>>71565370
>no Gatehouse Ami
Terrible.
>>71565483
4chanX
is his bragging about his BIG COCK symbolic of an inherent insecurity?
>>71565356
>>71565483
can we all agree Rome >>>>>>>>> GOT
>>71565382
The transistion from baby 'Aegon' Jon Snow to Jon Snow was sweet
The Stark music did wonders there
>>71565501
is it the only way?
>>71565483
>>71565515
Rome is to History as GoT is to the books.
>>71565320
Wed Dany
Bed that smirk faced whore from Highgarden
Behead Circe
>>71565528
>>71565508
No, but your posting is symbolic of an inherent retardation.
>>71565360
cool story bro
What do you guys think of the Young Turks review of GOT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFs1UC-NKJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFs1UC-NKJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFs1UC-NKJk
>>71565370
Fug Dany and marry Margaery.
>MFW when the last two seasons of GoT will revolve around reigns of the worst two characters on GoT
>>71565538
still a better show in almost every way except production value
>>71565515
Well Rome's two seasons are definitely better than GoT's last two seasons
>>71565551
since when do the young turks review things? lol
>>71565370
Burn them. Burn them all.
Why is GoT comic so shit?
>>71565551
this fucking bait
>>71565566
JUST
Reminder that Benjen is a double agent.
He's riding back to the Night King to tell him that the plan is working.
Prove me wrong
>>71565618
this
>>71565601
>why is GoT so shit?
ftfy, famalam
Why are /tv/ tripfags so shit?
>>71565370
Marry pinup Sansa, fuck pinup Miranda.
Show wise, marry Missandei, fuck SansaIRL, Marry Emilia, Fuck rose
>>71565551
i used to be a paid member of TYT for about 4 months
>>71565645
me on the left
>>71565421
who the fuck thought that Sarah Connor should be played by an actress that looks like pudgy 12 year old
what the fuck is her problem?
>>71565627
What's there to prove since Benjen Coldhands has been in exactly three scenes and we don't know shit about him.
>>71565670
>what the fuck is her problem?
Literal autist
>>71565669
people with taste. you wouldnt know
>>71565413
to please the showplebs that remember he was some guy from the first season so they can feel smart
>>71565508
He was playing to the crowd. We saw the true anime villain Euron you all love so much in the scene with Balon on the bridge
>>71565685
holy shit she is so unbelievably ugly
>>71565627
It's a decent theory but I don't expect the Wall to fall as early as the Season 7 premiere, so seeing as Bran is there he will probably walk past the wall, travel back to Winterfell and nothing will happen.
>>71565670
She's old and crusty and doesn't get to watch Highgarden and Loras gayrell fuvk anymore.
>>71565627
Why would he serve the Night King? Just why?
>>71565670
never got laid
>>71565370
Marry Ygritte fuck Brienne kill rest.
>>71565486
Sansa might actually might be a decent queen. She doesn't know shit about militaries though. Jon is still a bit of an idealist, and I wonder if he'd be a cynic if it weren't for the WW imminent attack.
>>71565670
>Remember that episode where she and Tywin talked about their sagging boobs and testicles respectively?
Why was that a thing?
>>71565670
She doesn't give a fuck
>>71565709
The crowd of ironborn most well-known for clubbing theon in the middle of his speech to stop him from talking? Why would anyone follow a dude who can only talk about his cock?
>>71565439a cute
Reminder
>>71565770
They clubbed him so they could sell him out.
>>71565515
Remember when the main character brutally murdered the man that his love interest had declared her love for? And then she immediately forgave him and fell in love with him instead? Yeah, the show would've been better off without the quippy centurions. Polly Walker and the political plots were far more interesting.
>>71565551
>The most epic parts of shakespeare are the parts like "They fight Tybalt falls over"
Holy fuck I'm triggered. Could you possibly be more retarded?
I don't think even normies would argue that the "battles" are the important parts of shakespeare. Dear god.
>>71565784
I want to ______ emilia
>>71565237
Will we ever see her again?
>>71565807
So why not club Euron and sell him out to Yara if she's got enough men behind her to steal the entire Iron Fleet? I just can't get over the mass boatjacking
>>71565842
Will tyrion ever not be a meme now?
>>71565837
terminate
Got a question. What made Renly think he had any claim at all to be king?
Smirkfu is for ________.
>>71565915
autism
>>71565918
marrying
>>71565853
Because that would be dumb. Euron was just recently declared king and if they staged a mutiny against him they'd be put to death. In Winterfell Theon literslly only has a handful of men and they're facing a sizeable besieging force.
>>>71565666
>666
>pedo
>>71565821
actually i do remember that now and I concede the point that that was fucking stupid as fuck
>>71565918
burning
>>71565918
life
she is so good with dark hair
>>71565918
Reaction images
>>71565918
black men
>>71565837
impregnate
>>71565915
what makes anyone think jon has any claim at all to be king
retardation
>>71565966
Ned not dead based
>"Maybe that was our mistake, believing in kings.”
>"Jon Snow's not a a king"
>"THE KING INDA NORF"
explain
>>71565966
So I'm normal, that's a relief
>>71565966
>tywin warged into tyrion
what
>>71565966
poorly formatted/10
separate the theory parts too
>>71565915
because he felt he was
Fun fact, Renly was a faggot
Even without getting it from behind fro Lorry
>>71565928
But he was declared king at the kingsmoot, a democratic process. If Yara has the support of enough soldiers and sailors to steal the fleet, shouldn't she have won the kingsmoot and be queen?
Besides that there's the fact that apparently ironborn are totally cool with past kinslaying and the promise of kinslaying in the future, are totally happy with getting their boats stolen under euron's kingship, and are really excited to build a whole new fleet offscreen. It just doesn't make sense
>>71565918
GREENED
>>71565966
Here's the one I made
Because it has been a major topic for debate over the last few weeks, I've gone ahead and made a simple guide to understanding Westero's complex inheritance laws. Hopefully this clears things up.
>>71565966
accurately a creep
>>71565197
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
>>71565191
Why is she literally so perfect?
>>71565601
If you had drawing skills, what comic would you make?
>>71565670
She wonders why she is still here, just to suffer. Every night remembers the family she lost. It's like they're all still here. She's going to make Cersei give her back her past.
All for revenge.
is this image true?
Reminder that when Jon become King of the Seven Kingdoms with Sansa as his wife, Bran will be his personal Bloodraven and Master of Whisperers, killing and spying for him.
Anyone that so much as thinks of rebelling gets Hodored.
>>71565191
>>71565197
THE KING IN THE NORTH
>>71565320
Wed Marge
Bed Cersei till my benis is on fire
Behead Dany
>>71566068
>every dead dreamer Bran sees in his falling dream = a previous Long Night cycle
in english please?
>>71566108
whats so perfect about a jewish 30 year old girl snozzing it up with a negro?
Dany's and Jon's story arcs are pretty much the same story, but with different circumstances.
What does this mean for them? That they will both come to together to die? Or will they both 'break the wheel?'
>>71566143
No. Westeros is roughly the size of South America according to GRRM
Lady Mormont speaks harshly... and truly. My son died for Robb Stark, the Young Wolf. I didn't think we'd find another king in my lifetime. I didn't commit my men to your cause because I didn't want more Manderlys dying for nothing. BUT I WAS WRONG. JON SNOW AVENGED THE RED WEDDING! HE IS THE WHITE WOLF. THE KING... IN THE NORTH!
>Cersei is at the war council
>King's Landing is a ruin, buried down by dragons.
>they are deep underneath the red keep
>Qyburn tells here there are no more army groups they can send to defend King's Landing.
>she asks where Jaime is with those reinforcements from Castly Rock.
>Qyburn looks nervous and informs her Jaime had turned his army over to Dany
>Cersei goes full Hitler and offs herself
>last order is Qyburn is named as her successor and her body is burned
Screencap this
>>71565966
>tywin warged into tyrion
what
>>71566158
Time flat circle etc.
He was always a boy of few words
>>71566183
is it harshly? it sounded like housely
>>71565670
What the fuck is "your" problem?
>>71566161
if you can't appreciate beauty that's your problem
>>71566181
For real? That would make traveling and timelines ever more confusing. Like, it would take literally months to get from King's Landing to the Riverlands
>>71566235
do you not know who thats a pic of or....
>>71565915
Because Ned Stark's recommendation letter and Joffrey Baratheon being illegitimate.
>>71566183
>>71566235
those thhighs desu senpai
>>71566272
This guy has a great yelling voice
>>71566252
Indeed it is and indeed it does. GRRM is terrible at accurately judging scale.
>>71566226
>Lady Mormont speaks housely...
What did he mean by this?
r8 my thoery
>salsa is starting to feel a little spicy about jon usurping her
>littlefinger keeps pressuring her to challenge him for the throne
>shes close to agreeing but not quite
>bran comes home and reveals r+l=j
>sansas like wtf a targ bastard on the throne this will not stand
>sansa allies with littlefinger
>littlefinger points out that if jon is ousted bran is the heir not her
>littlefinger conspires to kill bran
either bran dies or bran finds out cus magic and salsa and littlefinger get btfo for treason and attempted kinslaying
>>71566041
The ships are probably manned by absolute skeleton crews so they could get all of the ships out of the harbor.
>>71566252
In the S1E1 Cersei said they rode for a month from King's Landing to Winterfell.
So use that to scale things as you will
>>71566272
Why is he holding a cross? is he trying to exorcise undead Jon?
>>71566266
So then Stannis should be king. Why would Renly think he deserved it? Other than the fact that Stannis was a complete asshole I mean?
>>71566393
Jon can't usurp an elected title from somebody who never held it
I would kek hard if it will turn out like that
Especially if it happens, with Cersei calmy ordering everyone out, except three and then goes apeshit
>>71565971
delete this
>>71566433
what did he mean by this?
>>71566431
>elected
its not a democracy jonautist
technically speaking jon usurped the legitimate stark
>>71566145
>Sansa as his wife
>not Lyanna Mormont
>the girl named after his mother
it would be literal poetry
>>71566454
>>71566186
Forgot to link it
>>71566463
E L E C T I V E M O N A R C H Y
read a book some time
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elective_monarchy
>>71566393
more like
>sans doesn't trust littlefinger
>littlefinger tries to start family feud
>bran comes back
>bran becomes true king of the north because jon doesn't want it
>jon only fights because whitewalkers but continues his I don't wanna fight shit
>sansa allies with littlefinger and marries him
>sansa tricks him and kills him in bed
>she will never be yours
jdimsa
>>71566428
Because Renly used to look in the mirror every day and think "Gee wiz, I sure am a swell guy"
THE LAST ADVENTURE OF THE MOST DEVOUT NUTELLA
>wakes up in a dark room tied to a table and poured with wine
>finally gets Cersei's confession but it's already too late to save her soul
>Cersei talks and talks and talks
>for Seven's sake kill me already I am ready since the day I was born
>"lol meet sir Rotten who is going to rape and torture you for Gods know how long shame shame shame"
>gets scared
>gets sick of all that mundane shit
>gets inconsolable and extremely mad because of Smirkfu's woeful fate
>falls into the Rage of The Warrior and breaks free of the fetters
>beats the Mountain violently with the Book of the Father till he turns into a pile of forcemeat
>imposes the punishment of the Mother upon Cersei so she won't be able to drink wine ever again
>goes to the Young Rose's place of death to mourn her in prayer
>suddenly has a divine afflatus
>resurrects Lady Stonesmirk using the power of The Seven
>slowly dies in the arms of her beloved Rose with a faint smile on her lips
>"I am ready to meet the Gods"
>finally>becomes Nutella the Shadow and secretly watches her sweet little queen praying
>>71566396
So all the fleet guards were in on it too? Or Yara had just enough men to silently murder the guards, grab all the supplies necessary for a voyage to Meereen, and steal every ship with a skeleton crew; without anyone noticing until they were already gone. Wouldn't that kind of stunt be something the ironborn like?
The ironborn apparently value strength and results above all else, and Yara just absolutely ravaged Euron's boipussy. Why would any ironborn follow the weaker, stupider, kinslayerier Greyjoy?
>>71565320
Behead, Wed, bed
>>71566517
>jon only fights because whitewalkers but continues his I don't wanna fight shit
At this point I'm guessing Dany gets BTFO by Euron then makes a marriage alliance with Jon out of desperation, with the understanding that if she helps him with the WW, he'll help her with the conquering. He's going to have to fight quite a lot still. Or Dany will die fighting the WW and Jon will just ignore the south.
So is Preston right about ASoIaF being sci-fi and people being manipulated because they're sent dreams?
>>71566334
He does. I'm so pissed manderly was reduced to slightly better than a cosplayer with no story. And arya taking the frey pies was bullshit.
>>71566505
thats not how it has ever worked in westerosi politics outside of the iron islands
the throne technically belongs to the starks, jon is not a stark, ergo, stark line has been usurped
>Do not pursue him! He will not return to this land. Far off yet is his doom, and not by the hand of man shall he fall.
>>71566527
>that lip bite
>>71566396
>probably manned by absolute skeleton crews
They say in episode 9 they are properly crewed.
>>71566505
how to trigger jonautists in one word:
>usurper
>>71566627
"The Baratheons have always been as cruel as they are cunning, but this Stannis seems a beast in human skin"
>>71566428
He probably figured he'd have a better shot at it because he was also getting allied with the Tyrells. Also hubris.
>>71566264
do tell
>>71566609
>So is Preston right
>>71566688
its not meera, its the chick from broad city
Just realized that Jon Snow's friends sure seem to get killed by arrows quite often. I mean, Ygritte was shot by that little kid, Ygritte shot Pyp, Wun Wun and Rickon were shot by Ramsay, and Jon shoots Mance Rayder.
>>71566626
That's how it worked with Robb, and it's how it worked with Jon. Face it, KitN is an elected title. You can argue he usurped Winterfell from her, but not KitN. There's never even been a Stark Queen so for all we know it isn't allowed.
Also Elective monarchies often elected new monarchs from within the same family of the previous monarchs. That's one of the things that distinguished them from republics.
>>71566684
How can he be the villain if he is wielding light bringer in that picture????
>>71566183
>JON SNOW AVENGED THE RED WEDDING!
The Vale killed most of Bolton's forces, and even then, the Freys are mostly responsible for the Red Wedding and they're still ruling.
>People STILL think ANY political system can ever be legitimate when all power is based around the application of violence
Political power flows from the barrel of a gun, anons.
>>71566729
>There's never even been a Stark Queen so for all we know it isn't allowed.
>for all we know
sure. except we do know for sure that illegitimate bastards absolutely aren't allowed to inherit lands. legitimate female comes before bastard, whos never in line to inherit in the first place.
>>71565371
Even the fan art is better for the superior ship.
>>71566764
>The Vale killed most of Bolton's forces
Jon captured the castle and the last bolton. I agree it's kind of a weird thing to say though given the Lannisters and Freys are, as far as they know, still around.
>>71566788
>YOUR MOTHER WASH MY QUEEN OF BEAUTY ONCESH
fixed
>>71566779
He didn't inherit lands, he was given them by popular demand. You seem to be ignoring this point.
>>71566732
>The sword is wrong, he has to know that ... light without heat ... an empty glamour ... the sword is wrong, and the false light can only lead us deeper into darkness.
>From Ib to Asshai, when they see Stannis Baratheon's dread black sails, they pray.
>>71565918
double anal fisting and/or >>71566684
>>71566684
>>71566685
I never saw Stannis as the villain, just a fuckup.
Hey /got/, how much longer do we have until we get canned?
>>71566729
who else were they going to "elect" other than a legitimate stark and the lord of winterfell
robb became KitN and nobody else was even under consideration because robb was already the most powerful person in the north because of his name
its not really the same thing as an elected title
>>71566764
>the Freys are mostly responsible for the Red Wedding
Showfag detected
>>71566721
IIRC in the books Jon is big into archery and teaches many of the NW recruits how to shoot a bow. Has he ever shot one in the show?
>>71566721
Ygritte also shot Jon Snow a bunch of times.
>>71565918
Being revived
>Put religious person in power
>Get mad when they uphold the religion
Why is Cersi so retarded?
>>71566822
jonautists seem to be ignoring the point that the fact that he was given them is what people find so stupid, because it makes no fucking sense
>>71565370
Marry cersei, fuck talisa
Damn you for making me choose between Sansa and talisa...
>>71566835
They didn't have to elect anyone. It wasn't their liege lord Robb's idea to declare independence. He was just fighting a normal old rebellion to get his father freed.
>>71565915
Because he felt he was loved by the common folk, which made him a better king than the unpopular Stannis. He didn't have a valid claim, yet went for it anyway.
>>71566857
>Has he ever shot one in the show
>>71566721
>Jon shoots Mance Rayder.
DAMN YOU CLEY CERWYN
WHY DIDNT YOU RAISE YOUR SWORD?
>>71566831
>What demon possessed Stannis Baratheon none could say. Even today, some give thanks that his tyranny was a short one, for who knows how many noble houses might have vanished forever simply to slake his desire.
>>71566082
>bran walking
Topkek.
Good one m8.
>>71566868
She thought he'd overlook her sins as a thank you for giving him power.
>rewatching Hardhome
Why was this episode so sad?
>>71566894
Im saying it wasnt an election. KitN is not an elected title. It was even said multiple times in the books that Bran is the kings true heir. ergo, a title passed down by inheritence.
>>71566931
I liked that woman they introduced just for the episode, the one who talked to Jon some. She seemed legit and then they killed her.I liked her ;_;
>>71566931
The Thenn went extinct
>>71566831
If we don't act autistic we won't get canned.
The memers' farce that caused us to get shitcanned last year is gone.
>>71566869
It makes plenty of sense if you accept that Sansa deceived the lords of the north, married into two enemy houses, has no leadership experience, needs to be asked her opinion (and then complains if she isn't), is a woman, and wasn't herself fighting on the battlefield.
Who wants to follow Sansa? Some cuck from a Braavosi family and some autistic Sansa cultists on the internet. Nobody of political value in The North.
he made it through. the stannerman made it through snowstorms and two rounds of boltons. all the way to winterfells great hall
>>71566868
>Cersi
>retarded
Cersei's gonna Cers. She just be like that.
I wish they hadn't made her into such an antagonist. I enjoyed her when she was tending towards evil, but still had something redeemable in her heart.
>>71566869
Stay mad autist lmao
>>71566989
I mean, these are all your autistic complaints against sansa. I could write up a laundry list of all the ways jon is a fucking airhead and a shit leader, but it doesnt make a difference because once again thats not how westerosi politics works.
>>71566868
https://youtu.be/K-fPqhXZrOE
>>71566788
>>71566813yesh
You now are reminded that Summer was killed off for no reason whatsoever
Goodnight based doge
>>71566960
>>71566869
The issue here is the trap that many of the more thick skulled readers full into: you put way too much stock into the legality of things. A recurring theme throughout the series (both books and show) is that nobility in feudal societies don't actually give much of a flying fuck about legality. And GRRM himself has said there are no concrete succession laws in his world.
>>71567015
good argument
>>71566992
Was he the sole survivor of the first battle of Winterfell?
>>71567047
It's to symbolize the beginning of winter :^)
>>71566868
Cersei is supposed to be retarded about politics.
In the books she spends more time worrying about Tyrion than her real enemies.
>>71566989
>Wants to follow
She is their lady now, wants don't enter into it. They are literally aiding Jon in usurping her title, but the writers don't seem to realize that.
Side note, does she know Bran's alive?
>>71567048
Ah, Daario.
>>71567065
No it wasnt, log off of reddit
>>71567024
Westerosi politics also don't work in terms of an adherence to strict succession laws.
>>71566839
not even a smart showfag.
tywin explicitly states the only way the freys even did anything was because he backed them
>>71566788
This guy still hasn't learned how to draw noses and mouths.
>>71566517
What's the point of marrying him then killing him?
Wouldn't killing him sometime before that mean she can at least not be the obvious murderer/black widow?
>>71566966
Milfu? Aka Karsi? Yeah, I wanted to make babies with her. That was the whole point though. Bring in this awesome character and then kill her off to drive the emotional point home. Sad thing is, you can only get away with that once. When I saw the Hounds preacher friend hanging, I felt nothing.
>>71567081
>She is their lady now, wants don't enter into it.
You wouldn't last long in this world. Laws don't mean jack shit unless people are willing to abide by them and/or enforce them. And there are no succession laws.
>>71566647
>>71566193