>the best movie reviewers on Youtube are two pornstars
Explain this. They're unironically better than "critics" like RLM, Stuckman, and Douge combined.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT2ibhHeSEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFDcTiKwjFI
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>>71561424
I watched these in the other thread and I was surprised by how uncringeworthy it all was.
>image.jpg is a cinematically illiterate memer
No surprise at all
>>71561424
>robert downey jr
>really hot
top kek
>>71561424
Nicole is a P A T R I C I A N
>>71561424
>should be the main character alongside Black Panther
BLACKEDPANTHER.com
>>71561496
>bald eagle looking at dat ass saying "damn, gurl!"
>>71562159
>Meanwhile Nicole says every guy, including the kid, is "tasty" except for Black Panther
This is so typical.
Brazzers employee here, ask me shit.
Wont reveal my position but ive been at the company over 5 years.
Going out now and will come back in ~20 minutes to answer everything
But they're reviewing two shit movies
>>71562313
Who's the coolest chick.
Who's the biggest cunt.
Do they escort
>>71562313
Montreal offices?
If so, how can I get a job there (as a non-performer of course)?
>>71562313
How much do you make?
>>71562313
Did you start this thread?
Not for OP, but this looks more gripping than the last few seasons of GoT
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aHaX8zwassc
>>71562313
This is probably total bullshit, but in case it's not and you're also not Dick Bush:
Do porn sets actually have a director, DP, light assistant, grip, etc. or are there one or two guys who do everything?
How many people in the porn industry want(ed) to be professionals in regular film? How many always wanted to do porn? I sometimes see technical mistakes like using the wrong shutter speed and it makes me wonder if some of the people have ever held a camera before or have ever actually watched a movie, while other imes it's all done quite nicely.
Are crew members generally bound to a studio or do they work freelance?
How many directors does Brazzers have?
How can I become a Brazzers screenwriter?
Do they ever reshoot scenes because they don't think it's good enough, or is basically everything first take (or something in between)?
Who are the bro-est pornstars (male and female)?
Who are the rudest pornstars (male and female)?
Do you have any good industry gossip?
Is Madison Ivy dead/paralyzed?
>>71562604
I would still fuck madison ivy while she's in c spine precautions and monitored and looks like stomach is being kept empty by suction.
I'd still do it, she's hot.
>>71562518
Aren't parodies supposed to be funny?
>>71562518
name of the redhead?
>>71562604
>are there one or two guys who do everything?
Not a porn guy, but if you look at more porn docs (like Louis Theroux's), you can see that it depends on the production company. If you go on a rinky dink set, there's gonna be 1 or 2 guys besides the performers, and if you go on Vivid/whatever big company, you're gonna have the whole package. Director, light assistants, fluffers (the girls assigned to keep the guy's boner when the set is on break)
>>71562710
They're called "parody" to escape C&D claims.
>>71562666
I like Alix Lynx as replacement alot. She looks like Madison Ivy before the fucked up boob job, except she has nice tits as well.
>>71562973
>Alix Lynx
I have no need for madison ivy ever again.
Pull the plug
>>71562313
come back pls
hi im back
>>71562400
have not met many girl models, mostly guy ones. id say mercedes carrera is really chill
coolest dude is likely danny D, he was a ton of fun
im not sure as its not really company knowledge (ie do your own thing on your time off) but i guess some do
>>71562443
yup, im located in montreal. best thing to do is get a friend there, they mostly only hire by referral
>>71562475
not as much as I want which is why im looking elsewhere rn
>>71562604
holy shit this is a lot
im not dick bush but hes cool
Yes, usually the whole shebang
that i dont know, but im pretty sure most people enter with the expectation of being good porn stars,not actual stars
its very rare that stars will be bound by contract. they usually only do bookings for shoots/videos so its very freelance
a lot, works into the answer above, its mostly booking/free lance. in house doesnt really exist
apply at the company, live in montreal
im not really handy with the shooting aspects unfortunately
answered those ones above, danny d and mercedes.
bitches? i dunno they are all quite nice, but phoenix marie has a cold shoulder
expect a "prediction" event soon with pornhub ;)
no idea
>>71563212
>phoenix marie has a cold shoulder
Tell us all you can about her, any stories?
>>71563338
she comes to visit the offices sometimes. i only say this in the nicest way because im sure shes just tired of seeing people say hi to her all day and asking her shit. im sure shes nice irl.
>>71563212
Does Brazzers shoot in LA? Considering most porn is shot there, but ZZ is in Montreal.
Are there any people working at the offices with no interest in porn but who just see it as a day job?
>>71563436
yes its mostly all LA, the tech side is all montreal
and yes a few of my coworkers dont care that its porn
>>71563466
Is Madison Ivy ever coming back?
Think any of the women genuinely enjoy being in porn?
>>71563466
Do pornstars make proper money or is porn really an advertisement for stripping and escorting gigs?
>>71563212
I just thought of something else
What does Brazzers think of rinky dink Quebec porn companies like AD4X and Pegas? Do they try to poach talent (or the talent begs them for shoots) or do they think they suck ass?
>>71563711
i dont know much about madison ivy, sorry
Most if not all of them do. No joke, you get paid tons to get laid. Theres not much to hate.
>>71563718
tons of money, no joke. were talking nearly 80k a year for some that I asked. also to clarify, since its not company policy to ask or care about escorting, we know practically nothing about it
>>71563722
i dont want to reveal too much because that would get me in trouble but...yes a lot of poaching
>>71563802
Do gays trannies get paid a lot?
>>71563906
no idea as brazzers is mainly straight and vanilla gay stuff, no trannies
>>71563802
>yes a lot of poaching
Really? I don't remember seeing a lot of Quebec girls doing porn for Brazzers. The only "big" french canadian pornstars I know about are Vyxen Steel and Ariel Rebel (who's yet to put a fucking boy-girl scene online, fuckin christ, get on the stick already) and I don't recall Vyxen ever doing a scene with Brazzers.
>>71563967
I was asking about gays too.
How much do they get paid? Probably less right?
>>71564033
Gay guys get paid more than straight guys.
>>71564059
How much a year?
>>71564033
IIRC, they don't get paid more than girls, but they get paid a lot more for gay scenes than straight scenes.
>>71564013
oh sorry i thought you meant IT talent basically. id say no for the french girls, but tech/programmers yes
>>71564033
eh probably about the same as big name girls
>>71564095
Got anything interesting on Aletta Ocean?
>>71564116
dont know her sorry
>>71564095
>oh sorry i thought you meant IT talent basically
That's quite the autism you have there, friend.
>Men will never select a woman based upon her intellect
Men make it okay for women to get by on being stupid or feigning it.
>>71564095
>eh probably about the same as big name girls
BS. Women in modeling and porn make more money than men, of course, feminists will deny that.
>>71564221
oh they absolutely do, women even make their own schedules, etc. they are in full control of the industry, this feminism shit is complete bull and people dont speak out because they consider it insignificant.
i was simply guessing since im not gay myself so im not in the gay departments
That looks like a fairly kekworthy youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzdMOa9hEc
>>71564600
It really is.
>>71562313
I'm looking for an audition to break in. I'm willing to ride the casting couch with you big boy, if that's what it takes.
What are my chances?
>>71564600
I still can't believe this is real.
From the first time Danny D/Dick Bush hinted they came on /tv/ back when Danny D had the panties on his face doing a bane impression in one of the scenes, to the Madison Ivy/Jasmine Jae scene where 4U is said, now to meme lover 1 and 2.
It's all so surreal
>>71566097
There's a scene with Esperanza Gomez in which Danny says "OH SHIT CHECK OUT THE SECURITY HE'S A BIG GUY" too.
