this guy emerges from behind the curtains and slaps the transcript on the buffet
what do you do ?
Igo to the beachas fast as possible
Keep mygenesin myjeans.
I don't want this cookie
I'm not gay or anything. Smell my breath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWawqTfa3vU&feature=youtu.be&t=38m37s
I just came to get something to eat!
My camera crew emerges from their hiding spots, begin capturing prime footage for "to catch a predator catcher"
Tell him I don't have a last name.
Rape him like I planned too
>>71558516
>this guy emerges from behind the curtains and slaps the transcript on the buffet
Took me a while to work this out, do Americans really refer to their kitchen table as a buffet?
>>71558516
Haha jokes on you, I'm into grannys
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
ask him to sign them and reveal he's on a prank show!
>>71558516
I punch him in the mouth and knock out one of his teeth. Then I take that tooth and slit his throat with it. Then I rip off his head and fuck his neck.
Really, the only realistic solution at that point is bring a gun with you and commit sudoku if he appears.
Bonus points if you kill him along with a few police officers too.
>>71559300
Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz
>>71559300
I would risk everything for a chance to fuck that decoy.
>>71559734
It's not a table. Also called a sideboard, a buffet is a dining room furniture piece with drawers, shelves and compartments for storing dishes, glassware or whatever.
>I was looking for work and stuff
>I was going to tell her parents what she's been doing online
>I just came to party
>A guy named Kevin told me to come here
>I just came here to tell her I wasn't going to come here
All valid excuses
>>71561278
>I just came to get something to eat!
Tell him to check these dubs
>>71561509
