>>71547475
cont.
Azor ___
Azor Jon
Tyrion is NOT a targ you fucks
>>71550230
THE MEMES OF CASTAMERE
Is Syrio Forel really dead or is he Jack'ar Jaqhem?
>>71550230
First for plunging the world into endless war and death for a solid 3/10.
On a scale of 1-10, where the 10 is Yara-tier, how lesbian is Sophie?
first for Walter White
Based preston
>>71550267
Attentionwhore/10
>>71550263
he's neither dead nor the faceless man
I told my mom she was "the bitch that was promised". She told me to go to my room and I couldn't even take my tendies
who /herewestand/ here?
>>71550267
She's a lesbillion
>>71550267
lesbian is a meme
>Unella gets mad because of what happened with young queen
>berserk mode activated
>breaks free from fetters
>fights with Zombie like a wild animal
>destroys him
>smacks shoked Cersei
>goes to Septa's ruins
>mourns Margaery
>sacrifices herself for the power of The Seven and brings back Lady ThornsHeart
>>71550343
she has like 1000 pics dyke'ing it out
>>71550357
>Wakes up from her fever dream in the middle of being reamed by Cersei wearing a wooden strapon.
>>71550379
>Wakes up from
Oops no I won't read this
Could Brienne take the Mountain? She managed to beat the Sandor, so assuming Sandor is a match for his brother, wouldn't Brienne be as well?
>>71550471
No because the Mountain has a +3 rape initiative that gives him an advantage. Initiative doesn't work against his brother.
>>71550471
Brienne always fought easy mode
>Won against a starving and atrophied Jaime
>Won against an infected Sandor Clegane
>Won against a wounded and dying Stannis
>Won against an oopsy like Loras
>>71550471
No, she gets wrecked. She's not strong enough or fast enough.
What was he trying to tell her?
>>71550471
If she could dodge his first swing and cut off one of his legs she'd be golden. Hard to do that, though.
>>71550493
you forgot
>Won against Bolton soldiers who just had their summon's duration expired
>>71550506
why they call him Ser Paynal
>>71550471
Mountain is much much stronger than Sandor
Plus now he has +5 resistance to physical damage because of undead status
Plus Brienne only beat Sandor when he was highly fevered and weakened and by taking advantage of terrain.
Of course this is all based on logic and induction. So she'll probably beat both of them at the same time in the show.
>>71550230
>implying Elia wasn't plain too
Should have married the light of the west.
>>71550493
It was also quite hypocritical of her to talk shit to Melisandre for following another "Prince" when she's on her third oath of service.
>>71550230
He wanted prime white Northern meat over the dirty Dornish. Who can blame him?
>>71550230
/got/ is not banned?
If the Dragonborn was cast through time and space and ended up in Essos, how long do you guys think it'd be before Daenerys' dragons were killed?
>>71550263
He's dead dead dead. No matter how much Miltros hopes there's still a paycheck in it.
>>71550607
no, different mods from last year, plus gook loves got
Why is Maisie so ugly ?
I miss her
>>71550239
Jamie
>>71550587
Brienne is cursed man, every person she serves ends up dying horribly.
>Sansa will probably be next
This I'm alright with.
>>71550636
Tommen missed her too.
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE SAND SNEKS ALLIED WITH DANY. NOW PEOPLE WILL VIEW THEM AS THE GOOD GUYS. REEEEEEEEE
>>71550648
>you will never have your first time with margery and then have to kill yourself when shes gone
why even live?
>>71550618
nice
I wanna see what level of autism can /got/ reach during the off season
>>71550506
>Argon is real and coming in S07
I just realized that the only reason why Ned took Dawn with him to bring back to Ashara is because Ashara was the one person to gave them the location of TOJ.
People want Jon to be Arthur's kid for the sole reason of Jon inheriting Dawn, but apparently we can have both ways, I believe the first house to acknowledge and declare for Jon being a Targaryen and true born heir is House Dayne, and what better way to show support than to give Jon Dawn?
>>71550646
>Sansa betrays Jon in front of Arya
Arya: "Sansa Stark"
A new name is added to the list.
50th for Maisie
>>71550646
Finally someone who deserves to die.
>>71550668
If Tommen had just been a man and killed all the sparrows, we wouldn't have had this problem.
>>71550713
If she fixed her nose and eybrows she'd be way better looking. Her forehead is hard to fix but it's manageable with the right hairstyle
>>71550230
>It must have been the madness that led Aerys to refuse Lord Tywin's daughter and take his son instead, whilst marrying his own son to a feeble Dornish princess with black eyes and a flat chest.
>>71550717
it's not his fault D&D wrote him. At least book tommen has the excuse of being a child.
Why doesn't Dany just come in kings landing on her dragon and tell peasants to submit? Imagine kings landing peasants seeing a targaryen on fucking dragons. They'd just accept her as their new queen.
Dany has the equivalent of westeros atomic bomb and yet thinks she needs a war to get the iron throne. This is ridiculous.
>>71550695
Because Dawn can only be bestowed upon the Sword of the Morning, the greatest warrior of House Dayne.
>>71550717
Tommen was just following counsil like papa Tywin told him a good king should
>>71550713
Why is she declaring for house Targaryen in this picture?
>>71550733
you can't fix her facial structure
>>71550743
It seems like they kept Book!Tommen's character while aging him up so it's okay for Margaery to fuck him.
>>71550636
It's for the best. She was getting old and busted looking.
>>71550763
Tywin also told him not to be a pussy or a religious cunt.
Daily reminder that Benjen is a tool of the Night King to trick Bran into crossing the wall which explain why he was able to safely leave them
>>71550753
There is the theory (that I don't believe) that Dawn is Lightbringer and the Daynes are the stewards of the sword until Azor Ahai returns.
>>71550471
see >>71550493
A dying Sandor almost killed her. The Mountain would destroy her, and undead Gregor would crush her.
>>71550700
Fuck yeah, sansa won't stand a chance
>>71550365
Lesbians are just straights who haven't gotten a good dicking yet
>>71550597
But Lyanna looks like a kebab.
Reminder that Howland Reed is dead
>>71550823
That theory is honestly a bit weak.
>>71550812
Does that mean straight dudes are gays who haven't gotten a good dicking yet? Want to experiment bro? I promise to be gentle.
>>71550796
yes that sounds right
but think it through again and imagine how D&D see it
>>71550775
there was no reason to make him grow up so margery could fuck him tho. they could have kept him a child and make margery give him just handjobs and blowie jowies.
>>71550823
>exploded like his son
Pottery
>>71550823
Looks like he wanted to join the skeleton war
>>71550852
They just didn't want to have to recast Tommen again.
>>71550852
The censors (yes even on HBO there are censors) would never allow that level of underage sex. Hell even with tv Tommen it was just implied and never on screen for the same reason.
>>71550823
What if Howland is Qyburn tho
>>71550843
No, gays are straights who haven't gotten bad poosi yet
>>71550894
Which is weird because show Tommen is 16-17 and Theon was fucking Ros at 16 back in season one.
Reminder that Aegon II did literally nothing wrong
*Piano intensifies*
WOMYN
WOMYN ERRYWHERE
WOMYN FOR RULERZ
what did they mean
What if Arya's stint as a lonely assassin in Westeros is her final test that makes her realize the whole point of this cult of the dead business and ends up dedicating her life to them once she realizes it?I mean her storyline is the worst after Shansha, so SOMETHING else rather than le ebin assassin would be welcome
>>71550925
The ages aren't the same wikifag. Alfie was 24 in S1.
Would you let Tommen take a dump on your chest?
>>71550812
>Literally 14 years old
>>71550985
>Alfie was 24 so Theon was 24 too
>>71550985
Actor age doesn't equal character age. Theon was 16-17 in Season One, same as Tommen in Season Five.
>people still don't realize rhaegar fell in love with lyanna because he found out she was the knight of the laughing tree
Without using memes or buzzwords, explain why it is bad that Women are strong in Game of Thrones.
>>71551006
Theon is older than Robb and Jon. He's 19 in AGoT. I doubt they would have made him younger for the show.
>>71551010
Well, i guess when it was just Daenerys, it was "okay"
Now, no man remains as a ruler (Cersei, Sansa, Daenerys, Arya, Yara)
They did what they hate
but the exact opposite
>>71551005
I didn't say that at all. A 24 year old man sexing on screen isn't weird.
>>71551006
If you go by the books, Bran is 8. They're older and you know it.
>Jon declares himself Targary before Danny makes landfall
>half her fleet pisses off
>Jon becomes fAegon
DABID
>>71550997
That sounds disgusting.
How the fuck is a dude squatting over you, straining, squeezing wet pungent filthy excrement out of his anus on to a messy lump on your chest meant to be nice?
It's vile, and gay pedos with scat fetishes deserve to be gassed- moreso than regular gay pedos and scat degenerates
>>71551005
>>71551006
Not that guy but it's about the implied age. Theon was ~16 character wise, but Tommen is around 13 or 14 isn't he? It's also the fact that the audience still saw Tommen as the little boy sitting on Cersei's lap that she was about to kill.
>>71551047
And i forgot Dorne and Olenna
Who is Aisha Boze?
>>71551057
would Targ Jon have a more legitimate claim than Daniel?
Will Valyria ever been habitable again? Does volcanic fallout render a place dead forever?
>>71551076
Detaybel Aswell's previous lover. She went 'off' him.
>>71551107
>Does volcanic fallout render a place dead forever?
No it's the opposite
But Valyria seems to be a mystical/odd place. Something with magic and giant fireworms
>>71550311
Jon Snow + Lyanne Mormont.
>>71551107
no. yes.
lyanna mormont is the third head of the dragon
>>71550611
Forever because of plot armor
>>71551134
>forgetting to pick up Brightroar as well
>>71550611
only if the dragonborn is a woman :^)
>>71551171
Plot armor is not stronger than the Dragonborn.
>>71551177
Well, that shit could be anywhere
>>71551177
Euron's got Brightroar.
Screencap this
so who is going to tell Jon Snow that hes a targaryan? is it howland reed or bran or someone else?
>>71551205
As if that would stop D&D
Reminder that littlefinger used reverse psychology on Sansa so that she would "rebel" against him and not try to be queen in the north.
>>71551229
Isaac seems to think Bran is heading back to Winterfell next season, so him.
>>71551235
>Brightroar is now part of Euron's armor
could septa nutella beat the mountaijn?
>>71551254
>also has a lion sticker on it
I don't understand you people at all. You spend so much time talking shit about this show, if you hate the show so much why do you laugh at all the funny little memes you create? To understand these memes you have to care about the show enough to 'get' them. You have been provided with a great show: it has beautiful tough women, funny clever men and friendship. We finally have strong female characters in fantasy and this should be celebrated.
Instead you whine and complain about a future that you should be welcoming. We no longer have to face such sexist tripe as Conan. I repeat that I cannot understand your mindsets, this is a wonderful show full of wonderful characters.
The old tropes no longer remain, women are not wilting flowers and men are not perfect masses of muscle and heroism. This is a world of pain that is now making way for the new order. I hope that you look into your hearts and accept the female principle. Your life will be much happier and you may not remain a virgin :)
Love you all and I hope you begin to see the light of truth and happiness. I am not a woman.
When will Bran find out he can warg White Walkers?
>>71551229
Bran wargs into Ghost and starts pissing on the snow spelling out R+L=J
Where was it ever said that Lyannas babys father was Targaryen?
Reminder that LyannaMormontPosting is literally r.eddit
>le sassy little girl XD
>tfw season six is over so no more showfag videos from Preston, only comfy theory series'
can't wait
factions of the night's watch, stannis's followers, frey civil war, varys's plan, tyrell master plan, gonna be GOAT theorycraft familia
So what is he up to?
>>71551340
Are you retarded?
>>71551303
>>
When he finds out his future self permentantly found residence within the presented night king.
What you think it was coincidence he was able to locate and touch bran while he was galavanting about in the wiernet.
bran has been the night king all along.
>>71551303
When one of them is about to strike him down and he musters all his strength into the Walker
>>71551340
the fucking hbo chart dude, get with it
>>71551349
Dying of valyrian aids
>>71551342
Then you dont get /got/ at all
Lyannaposting here aint about "LOOK AT HOW SASSY LYANNA IS XD XD"
>>71551301
>I am not a woman.
If you have to claim it, you're it.
Also /tv/ is not homogenous. If it were then all of /tv/ would love BvS and hate Marvel and vice versa instead of building these factions.
>>71551344
>not dropping Preston hard after his latest spergout
>>71551352
I watch GoT, so yes.
>>71551344
>the season ends, and poo-in-loo-normie shills have stopped posting
What did they mean by this?
>>71551349
He's somewhere where the young female audience don't have to look at his oldness.
If Bran woke up in his bed in Winterfell right now with all his memories and status as the Three-Eyed Raven, could he do anything to change anything?
>>71551349
A S S H A I
S
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>>71551349
creating the T virus, i mean greyscale antidote
>>71551367
That bait was much too obvious, friend.
>>71551370
But he's got his 'not serious Q&A' coming up soon. You'll be back with him after that.
>>71551376
Toosh.
>>71551366
That is literally all it is. That and pedos
>>71550267
Oh my GOD those legs
>>71551370
I always knew he was a sperg, that's why I follow him, for his interesting perspective
Only redditor bandwagonners are dropping Preston because they can't understand his autism
xplain anons
>s03e01
>Gilly gives birth
>s03e09
>red wedding happens
>Edmure is captured
>this practically means that
>s06e8
>Edmure reveals that it has been yearS since he was imprisoned
>YEARS
>season 6
>the citadel releases white ravens to signal that winter has come
>sam and gilly sees this
>practically safe to assume that at that point Battle of the Bastard has already finished or is currently happening
>gilly's kid still a baby
>varys goes to dorne
>goes back to mereen in one episode
>assuming it took weeks or months
>jorah the explorer should be a statue in that amount of time
>>71551301
this
>>71550506
>pls come to my farewell tour i don't have long to live
>>71551107
Magic bitch. I ain't got to explain shit.
>>71551414
It's fantasy
>>71551262
Sure thing >>71550357
>>71551370
wut
>>71551414
>>71551414
>jorah the explorer
4500
am i bad for wanting to fug the plastic dagger girl
>>71551421
The only magic involved was that which kept the volcanoes from erupting.
>>71551427
>R+L=J isn't canon
>D&D are going offbook
>George will still do R+L=D
>I don't even care about lineage anyway, really guys
>>71551414
Sam actually travels back in time during his scenes. Mormont hasn't died yet in his timeline, which is why the maester acted so weird.
>>71551384
But they all think he's attractive.
>>71551455
MFK at it's best. The choices are obvious.
>>71551455
You can have her if I can have whip bitch
>>71551481
marry bad poosey, fug whip, kill barbara
>>71551510
this, easily
>>71551414
You can literally see though that the baby is more of a toddler at this point, though. Varys was en route to Dorne from who knows how long ago in real time, and after securing the alliance, fucked off on a boat and met up with Dragonlady's fleet which was already sailing off to Westeros.
We haven't seen Jorah since he was sent to get unfucked, so we don't know what has become of him. Would be fun if he ended up in Asshai or Yi Ti so we got to see those places just once.
>>71551459
How hard is it to understand that he believes the lineage aspect of the book should be rather irrelevant in his opinion, BUT, if they do make Jon's parentage important, he would hope that it's not R+L=J since that is incredibly cliche writing and it resolves the Brandon and Ashara mystery that started in book 1
R+L=D would meanwhile come as more of a surprise while having subtle hints that it is real from Dany's forgetful and missing memories, and it would change Dany's character more (knowing she's actually half a Stark, forcing her to rethink her opinions on "the usurper's dogs", she "remembers who she is", a common theme in Dany's chapters, and it makes Rhaegar a much more central character to Dany).
I don't even think Preston believes it's going to happen, he would just prefer it since it would be more interesting writing.
>>71551301
>and you may not remain a virgin
lol
Daily reminder that every character is reddit.
Jon
>Le quiet hero with le noble heart
Dany
>Le weak women becomes strong
Arya
>Le feisty rogue with le heart of gold
Sansa
>Le weak suffering woman becomes le hard hearted
Cersei
>Le evil rich bitch
Petyr
>Le ambitious schemer
Bran
>Le child wizard
Tyrion
>Le suffering man becomes le witty and intellectual
Joffrey
>Le spoiled brat
Brienne
>Le Strong woman
Ned
>Le noble man dies for his le honour
Varys
>Le mysterious schemer
Ygritte
>Le strong rogue/woman with a heart of gold
Theon
>Le rogue with a heart of gold suffers and no longer le rogue
Stannis
>Le hard veteran breaks under le pressure
Jaime
>Le evil prince charming
Jorah
>Le repentant veteran
Samwell
>Le awkward bookworm with hidden bravery
Viserys
>Le wannabe spoiled brat
Robert
>Le fat king
I could go on.
>>71551414
I think I figured it out. Sam is GRRM's insert, hence his fatness and bitchass nature.
Apparently Sam enjoys dressing with salad sprinkled on top so much that he's become a super massive black hole. Creating a time dilation in Planetos. If you pay attention the speed of time is relative to the distance from Sam.
Sam's plot: a few days
Kings landing: several weeks
Da norf: several months
Mereen: nearly a year.
It fits.
does cersei even have a plan?
>CHAOSH ISH A LADDA
>>71551554
A two year old Toddler should be able to walk and talk
>>71551414
Gilly's baby is an incest baby so it doesn't develop properly
>>71551575
everything is reddit when you put it that way
for example, you
>le edgy generalizing game of thrones watcher obsessed with reddit
>>71550230
How would you feel if the Montain was killed by Brienne instead of the Hound resulting in her becoming the strongest knight in the world?
>>71551606
*woosh*
Hear that?
>>71551602
Incest.
>>71551602
do you really think an incest baby with retarded parents and likely poor nutrition would develop properly?
>>71551605
Dany was an incest baby too :^)
>>71551575
>arya
>heart of gold
Hah.
>>71551630
Proves my point
Bitch is retarded
>>71551630
Explains a lot, doesn't it.
>>71551619
>>71551623
Yes. inbreed babies could lag a few months but not years
>>71551614
I'd be upset. Brienne has done nothing to earn that victory. If she tried because "muh stronk womyn" and Undead Mountain ripped her in half, I'd be pleasantly surprised.
>>71551645
It went right over your head! I'm surprised you didn't.
How Theon can walk without a problem even though his left foot was pierced by something that looked like corkscrewer?
>>71551661
m8 they can lag decades
>>71551690
Yara's tough love speech was really effective.
>>71551661
did you miss the rest of my comment?
>>71551692
mentally
surely the physical lag/deformity should have been visible by a years time isn't it?
>>71551690
He had a limp for a year or two but I imagine he's had proper medical treatment between travelling the North to Pyke, plus it didn't go all the way through his foot.
>>71551481
Left to right mfk?
>>71551558
Hi Preston.
>>71550823
wtf is wildfire anyway? is it some alternative form of gunpowder? is wildfire magic? is wildfire even scientifically possible?
>>71551722
m8 not all deformities are mental
>>71551690
He lost several toes in the books at least, so he should have difficulty walking for the rest of his life
>three dead baby sparrow chicks left on my balcony
cersei is near my house
why did Ned bring his beheading sword to kings landing?
>>71551751
read what I said again
hey guys!
We saw shae da funny boatless whore in the mereen shoting location in costume in some leaked pics
It was never on the show
cutted dreams of Tyrion?
>>71551750
Its fantasy nonsense
>>71551414
>the citadel releases white ravens to signal that winter has come
>sam and gilly sees this
That bugged me
Didn't a white Raven arrive in Kings Landing in S4 and Pycelle announced the start of Winter?
Feels like they just had the start of Winter again so they could have that shitty dialogue between Salsa and Jon
>>71551777
m8 deformities come in many shapes and sizes, just look at tyrion
>>71551775
For beheadings, which he felt was his duty as Hand
>>71551793
TIL the Byzantines were "fantasy nonsense"
>>71551750
In the books it's napalm plus greek fire, but in the show it seems to be whatever the plot needs it to be.
>>71551775
Well shit. It never bothered me until you mentioned it but by all accounts it should have been left with rob. Fug.
Is Stannis a meme?
>>71551775
>>71551801
Ned was a staunchly pro-death penalty conservative.
>>71551800
exactly, just look at Tyrion, one could see that he was a midget from the moment he was born, surely the audience would have known that Gilly's kid had deformities the moment it was born, but it seems that isn't the case since you and other anons seems to view the kid as a normal toddler
>>71551797
In fact it was as far back as Season 2
>>71551750
>pigshit
>pigshit
>pigshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wic_wmtp75o
>>71551818
He's a fictional character so yes, he is literally a meme
>>71551614
I would be so proud of my sweet lady knight.
>>71551455
Your bad for not taking them all homo
>>71551800
i dont think you're getting the point mate
>>71551849
Okay serious question is that some of american fetishes to cast ugly female charaters everywhere?
>>71551598
No she doesn't have a plan. She was about to suffer some serious bullshit so she blew up the enemies she created. She did not "plan" for tommen to lolno to life and everything after that is probably made up on the spot.
As to what her plan could become? Dunno. She's fucked. At war with everyone. No army. Jaime probably about to add queen slaying to his list.
Whole city burning at this point is the only answer I can see.
>>71551750
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_fire
We dont even know how to make greek fire in our modern times
>>71551805
>>71551876
are you saying that brienne is supposed to be beautiful?
>>71551735
i noticed it didn`t go through but surely some of his tendons would be fucked up. Something that will never recover and he just "shake it off"
>>71551876
Brienne is supposed to be ugly.
>>71551575
Honestly, you're right. This mannerism was antiquated 300 years ago
>>71551906
Why not?
>>71551901
Says the fag posting anime
>>71551876
Anon, Brienne shouldn't be beautifulbut I find her attractive anyway
>i want theon to kill yara
>i want jamie to kill cersei
>i want jon to kill sansa
why are every sister character is shit tier in got?
>>71551920
She's already much more attractive than described in the books.
>>71551838
m8 there is no surely there, some deformities aren't obvious from the first day, there are many different causes, and those have many different expressions
>>71551886
>Jaime killed Aerys because he tried to nuke King's Landing
>Cercei does the same to the sept
>tries to pull the same shit when Dany's about to take the city
>Jon and Dany walk in the throne room to find Cercei stabbed in the back and Jaime sitting on the throne
DABID
>>71551889
Yet still there is no single evediences that greek fire was able to burn fast enough to explode stone buildings
>>71551862
i think you should look up a few basics about the subject before forming an opinion mate
>>71551938
>implying Margaery
>>71551953
Implying Jaime won't choke the life out of her, thereby fulfilling the prophecy Cersei has spent her entire life trying to avert.
>>71551763
why didnt they show us that, maybe d&d just must have him walking and fighting in some epic scene
>>71551974
oh please do enlighten us anon
please do
>>71551960
yeah okay
I guess my point was that, wildfire was inspired by greek fire
also GREEK FIRE CANT MELT STONE COLLUMS!
>>71551982
how'd that master plan work out for her?
>>71551974
why dont you tell us mate?
>>71551983
Okay, but he still sits on the throne afterwards. We need pottery.
>>71551909
Despite being set in medieval times, medical treatment in Westeros is superb. Jaime would not have been able to survive his maiming in our historic times, but Maester medical knowledge is fantastic.
You just know the Bolton maester is also incredibly skilled since Theon managed to survive his torture. The Dreadfort Maester is probably responsible for stitching and cleaning Theon's finger wounds and stitching and cleaning his groin after his castration so he didn't bleed out and allowing him a hole to urinate out of by cutting into the urethra.
I'm more than certain a Maester helped stitch up and heal Theon's foot. Maybe prescribes him with some weed or root or small doses of milk of the poppy to numb the pain.
>>71552011
she will be avenged
>>71551994
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromosome_abnormality
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congenital_disorder
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocrine_disease
>>71551750
/r/ing a youtube link, or a non shitty webm
>>71552036
Oh baby
>>71552024
He'll probably fall onto the throne on his sword. One more blade for the Iron Throne.
>>71552011
Idk, ask the people who were writing her
WHITE WOLF WISE WOLF
Which living character would make the best ruler to sit on the Iron Throne?
>>71551982
ok not every single one of them but you get my point obviously
When Bran had the vision with all the White walkers, why didn't he just run away from them?
He must have knew that the Night King was there among them?
>Oh give me a kiss by the long canal
>And give me two kisses in Salty Town
>For we're going to die tomorrow!
Goodnight, sweet prince
Well lads it's 7:30am, time for some sleep
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Tyrion
