> scene opens in Russia
> deep male vocal music
>>71548381
>scene opens in Russia
>anthem of the Soviet Union starts playing
> scene opens in Italy
> Acoustic guitar plays
>scene opens in Russia
>Kremlin is always at least in the background
>Russian character
>they talk slow retarded English
>>71548434
> scene opens in France
> panning view of the Eiffel Tower
>Russian, German or Italian character
>Is played by Peter Stormare
>scene opens in sudan
>oud plays
>scene opens in Australia
>low shot of a dusty outback road stretching to the horizon as a utility vehicle blazes past with didgeridoo droning in the background
>>71548566
> scene opens in America during April
> They are not celebrating easter
>it's a french black rap episode
>>71548381
>scene opens in Russia
>bad guys are introduced
>scene opens in France
>Edith Piaf starts singing
>Russian character
>basically retarded
>>71548381
>scene opens in New York
>panning shot of the Statue of Liberty
>>71548434
>scene opens in Russia
>it's winter
>Kremlin is always in the background
>Characters lives near red square in fancy mansions not in ugly commiblocks
>it's basicaly a europe but with a snow
I just watched Cast away and the opening scene is literally this.
>Asian character
>Knows kung fu
>>71548705
>always continues with a shot that has a taxi going past the camera
>scene in european city
>arabs raping white girls starts palying
>american character
>ex marine
>>71548768
>name one film where this happens
I did dumbass.
>Scene opens in brazil
>BRRRAAAPPPP
>>71548782
FILM, that's a flick.
>>71548726
That scene in Cast Away was pretty accurate for Moscow, it isn't a shit city where everyone lives in Commieblocks, in fact it's one of the most expensive cities in the world to live in.
>>71548739
>>71548768
crouching tiger hidden dragon
>>71548789
That's not a flick, there is Tom Hanks in it.
>>71548685
>russian character
>is tough hardass out of the ass with heart of gold and imminent sacrifice
>>71548768
Make me.
>>71548381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDx2gIlme3w
Fucking glorious!
>establishing shot of Germany
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cFLkGUOwcA starts playing
>it ain't me starts playing
>it ain't me starts playing
>war scene
>I see skies of blue...red roses too
>>71548798
>it isn't a shit city where everyone lives in Commieblocks
Top kek, m8. Don't let the rich aesthetics of central streets fool you, it's shit. Not as shity as the other cities though.
http://varlamov.ru/1801189.html
>early 20th century New York
>Jewish music starts playing
>scene opens in america
>school shootings are playing
>>71548841
My fucking NIGGA.
I loved that game.
>>71548943
>destroyed New York and a man in exosuit scene
>Frank Sinatra - New York, New York starts playing
>Germany scene
>ficki ficki starts playing over the call to prayer
>>71549087
>Germany scene
>99 Luftballons starts playing
>>71548675
>>71548582
>Movie takes place in October 21st 2015.
>No one has Halloween decorations up.
>>71548381
>scene opens in Russia
>jewish music starts playing
I honestly still don't understand what's the point of doing this.
>scene in Russia
>rollin on the river starts playing
>it's a thread on /tv/
>every post that has a unique id was still made by the same russian hacker.
>>71548623
What the fuck was the name of that parkour movie?
>>71550064
yamakasi
>>71548381
>russian protag
>balding in his 20s
>>71548739
>Asian character
>Her name is Kung Fu
<thread opens on /tv/
<shitposting starts playing
>russians are the good guys
>>71550253
>scene opens in France
>accordion music starts playing with the background noise of older men playing pétanque in front of the Louvre
Feels comfy famille.
>>71550348
>WW2 flick
>The USA saves Europe
>>71550310
>Asian character
>her name isn't Buffy
>>71550348
>americans have won ww 2
>>71550398
>>71550348
Name 1(one) kinospectacle where this happens
>>71550615
>>71550652
That's cheating, mate. You better not be a russian.
>>71550703
>You better not be a russian
I am spaniard amiguito
>>71550770
You have nice women.
>>71548915
Has that song ever been played unironically?
