>Mom comes home from friends place slightly tipsy
>Seen the newest Xmen: Apocalypse
>Calls it the best movie ever with deep meaning and shit
>My cynicism wont allow a super hero movie to have that much weight
>Lightly as I can, jokingly as possible, mention other film (Apocalypse Now, Clockwork Orange, etc) credited for deep meaning
>Almost make mum cry, so I back peddle like crazy
mfw
>>71544487
Don't try to make us feel bad that your mom is a lush. Tell better stories if you want that. By better I mean incesty.
>>71544487
Pics of mom, OP? You can blur out the face. I just wanna see that body.
we wanna see what your mom looks like OP. then we'll pity you
>>71544487
be a lad and give us a pic, OP. this isn't 2006. you're not gonna get doxxed by these neo-/tv/ cunts
>>71544540
>>71544565
>>71544608
No. I'm sorry. Just picture a 40-something-year-old woman who looks and acts like her mid 20s.
>>71544650
samefag here. i'm really tempted but i don't think it will help because it wont improve the story because she is on all levels a normie
>>71544659
So every 40 year old woman? You suck, OP.
>>71544659
>>71544675
give a pic and your thread will actually get attention and you'll be able to have the discussion you want
come on, bruv. don't be a wanker. go on
<- Me
I wanted to be called a faggot or something, not this! this is too much attention for a faggot like me.
>Mom comes home from friends place slightly tipsy
>immediately think of incest
What went wrong
>>71544487
HOW CAN I HELP YOU KING DEE DEE DEE?
>>71544961
We've been here too long bro
>>71544659
I wanna 'hang out' with your mother
>>71544487
she was about to cry because you're a pleb. knowing her she was probably being ironic. although, you wouldn't be able to pick up on that because of the autism.
>>71544659
I'm still going to jerk off to this description of your mother fagget.
>>71544487
>mum
she's not slightly tipsy, she's your average sloppy drunk britslag and you're fortunate she didn't make a pass at you
> she tried to tell me Xmen: Apocalypse was good
My older brother did the same today, the shit must have subliminals in it or something
>>71544487
I hope you intend to apologize andmake it up to her.
>>71545142
No. She wasn't being ironic. She's ranting about how she's above the rules of life and that everything is fake in this world or something pls send help.
