>when the kryptonite hits you and you high as fuck
Enough with thse fucking threads
you people are fucking worse than bronies and furries
>>71536283
Calm down, faggot, I'm just making fun of this shit movie
>>71536221
>has the face and hair of a 80 year old man after getting hit with nuclear bomb
>face goes back to young looking
>hair doesnt
>>71536313
lmao you sure did show 'em
>>71536318
>>71536359
Bravo Snyder, pure fucking Kino.
>>71536313
>shit movie
BvS is the ultimate pleb filter because idiots like you can't see its brilliance. I bet it feels like shit being so stupid you can't comprehend genius when it punches you in the fucking face.
>>71536513
>capeshit
>good
No words can describe how much of a pleb you are
>>71536513
>BvS is the ultimate pleb filter
t. tasteless imdb movie buff from /v/
fucking christ
just imagine the rest of this plebs taste
>>71536359
I saw BvS twice and I literally forgot until right now that Supes got nuked. What an awful fight scene. How can a movie be this forgettable.
>>71536555
it's not, you're just completely retarded.
>>71536505
Snyder also did a shot for shot take of Batman's parents dying with the necklance beads around the gun str8 from a comic book.
the guy legit was that fucking dedicated
>>71536701
This. Fucking faggots hate on the film because it btfo every single film Marvel has put out.
>>71536555
its one of the worst flicks i've seen this year
>>71536221
>>71536313
The movie is fucking shit, so let it be fucking be. We don't need another "look, I made a funny" thread, you 12 year old, newfag memer.
>>71536726
You're spot on, man. People don't realize how hard it is to adapt panels from comic books. It takes an enormous amount of effort, work, and dedication. The DKR references are beautiful. What other comic book film has actually gone so far as to use comic book panels? Pure kino.
this scene was so based, but I really wish they showed the full scene of him flying back
Who was the Lex talking to at the end?
And why don't nukes just super charge Supes when the dude feeds on radiation?
>>71536726
>>71536802
>>71536781
damn nigga
>>71536829
he feeds on yellow sun light, not just radiation.
>>71536802
>>71536840
>What other comic book film has actually gone so far as to use comic book panels?
You guys are literally retarded.
>>71536874
Left is so much better
>>71536874
nobody's saying it's unique, we're just saying it's present. don't get all defensive marvcuck.
>>71536802
POETRY
>>71536874
the one decent shot in the entire flick.
>>71536802
I guess Sin City is too old these days
>>71536513
Is this whats considered special among capeshit drones? I mean you must be a really huge fucking tasteless plebeian if thats what you consider "pleb filter" you mongrel
>>71536318 >>71536359 >>71536781 >>71536840 >>71536874
>>71536953
its pure epic fucking kino u wouldn't understand faggot
>>71536840
>>71536874
>>71536905
Make way for the original capekino.
>>71536953
>>71536953
triggered
>>71536797
>this movie is shit
Good meme
>>71536874
>the walls forming comic panels
How BTFO is Snyder?
>>71536905
If Snyder had cared half as much about the plot as he did about making TDKR references, he would have made a good movie.
>>71537014
pretty kino desu
>>71536314
Yeah keep laughing, your Civil War movie should have had Captain America die but instead your writer/director pussied out.
Whats the point of the entire end battle scene if there was no stakes at all for any of the characters? Everything just ended peacefully
>>71537014
Snyder doesn't notice ants like the Russos where he treads.
>>71536973
Never fucking replying to me again if you're going to use words like that you fucking jerk idiot face.
>>71536978
>low IQ image no better than the LOST ones
Fucking pathetic. Give me non sophomoric shit for IMDB teens and then we'll talk
>>71537014
that's pretty cool actually
>>71536840
is still better though
genuine question:
Who/what is lex talking to in this scene from the ultimate edition?
>There are people on this board right now still defending Civil War
pretty scary, isn't it?
>>71537062
>these are all from the trailer as well
someone should hurry and make from the full film
>>71537084
steppenwolfen
>>71537014
That was the only part of the movie that wasnt comical mischif
>>71537062
muh dick
too much kino
thank you based snyder
>>71537014
this is actually pure direct cinema
I'm not memeing
>>71536829
Because he's powered by yellow sunlight, not just radiation.
Come to think of it, isn't the sun a white star, not a yellow one? It looks yellow down here because the blue gets scattered to the sky?
>>71536283
You need some friendship
>>71537084
He is communicating with Darkseid
>>71536359
Why did Supes turn into a skeleton?No seriously what is the internal logic?
>>71537084
Steppenwolf from Apokolips
remember the knightmare sequence in the desert with the big omega symbol on the ground? that's Darksied's symbol. Darksied is ruler of Apokolips (a distant planet) and Steppenwolf is his top general. When Lex says "He's coming" he's talking about Darksied. Batman's nightmare was a vision of a potential future where Darksied took over and manipulated/brainwashed Superman.
>>71537084
It looks like Steppenwolf; Darkseid's uncle and a leader of his armies. If Apokolips is going to invade Earth, Steppenwolf would lead the vanguard.
these are great and all but when is marvel going to adapt this?
>>71537215
or this
>>71537216
KINO
I I
N N
O O
>>71537215
hot
>>71537215
HAHAHA
>>71537156
It's kind of weird because it seems to imply that Superman's powers are some sort of photosynthesis, which isn't usually the case. But anyway:
Superman generates and "stores" energy from the sun. It powers his strength and invulnerability. The nuke hits him so goddamn hard that almost all of his "reserves" are depleted, leaving him skeletal and gaunt. He absorbs energy from all the nearby plants to heal himself (again, a not-before-seen thing), and goes off to find the sun again.
based kino
>>71537239
You faggots need to stop falseflagging us. I actually like BvS, so stop with the autistic memes already.
>>71537277
dubs confirm
>>71537281
>falseflagging
There is no need
Everyone knows you're tasteless plebs from /co/, the reddit dc forum and twitter
>>71537266
I wonder how many Snyderplebs know what film Kubrick himself stole that shot from
>>71537281
you think the whale shape in the wall is just a fucking coincidence?
the memes are legit anon.
>>71537062
>>71537101
>>71537111
more snyderkino
>>71537300
i don't use any of those and BvS is film of the year
>>71537014
>posting the one single sole singular only cinematographic shot in the movie
....do you have a point to make?
>>71537329
dank kino
epic kino
>>71537327
I cant wait to watch the making of features and hear if Snyder mentions any of these religious mythological references
>>71537216
*jaw drops*
Literally kino! Thank you kinogod Snyder!
>>71537336
What are your top 10 films of all time and top 5 films of 2015?
>>71537380
why would he? decent directors don't do that shit
>>71537329
>no penis pods shot
>>71537380
Have you ever heard him speak? He's actually retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD3byJxc9Vc
>>71537399
they're all kinos you haven't heard of
>>71537215
Source
shit movie for plebs
>>71537281
>falseflagging
>>71537399
what are yours?
>>71537418
BASED
A
S
E
D
KINO
I
N
O
>>71537430
>reddit marvelcuck who can't into kino
faggot
kino
>>71537435
>Marvel fans
This console war faggotry is the problem. Every criticism of BvS is dealt with by screaming "Marveldrones." Marvel is shit but that doesn't make BvS any good.
reminder
>>71537458
>>reddit marvelcuck who can't into kino
when will you retards realize
marvel or dc, capeshit is capeshit and goes straight into the trash
>>71537513
but marvel is shit and BvS is good.
>>71537513
probably because the "criticisms" of it are fucking retarded
>>71537513
>>71537529
dumb marvelcucks, you cant appreciate kino, stick to reddit plebshit
>>71537522
>>71537522
>left: alpha kinomakers
>right: numale cucks
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>71537540
>>71537543
These. BvS is literally kino and all the criticisms don't reflect that. When you start with the assumption that Snyder makes kino, the criticisms seem minuscule in comparison. When you see what he does with the characters, it's without parallel.
>>71537421
Whats wrong? Are you spooked that we'll know you're a huge pleb?
>>71537447
>top 10
The Conformist / Bernardo Bertolucci / 1970
Eyes Wide Shut / Stanley Kubrick / 1999
Sherlock JR / Buster Keaton / 1924
The Red and White / Miklos Jancso / 1967
Eclipse / Michelangelo Antonioni / 1962
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg / Jacques Demy / 1964
Claire's Knee / Eric Rohmer / 1970
A Touch of Zen / King Hu / 1969
The Insect Woman / Shohei Imamura / 1963
Hold Me While I'm Naked / George Kuchar / 1966
>Top 2015
Picture related
How about you?
>>71537435
>Marvel producer admits its plots are interchangeable and disposable
That was a Fox producer talking about the Marvel movies produced by Fox, DCuck
>>71537571
ABSOLUTELY KINO
>>71537600
>all those flicks
typical marvelcuck lmao
>>71537522
>>71537571
>>71537581
confirmed by science
>>71537600
good job, not going to reply to it though lol
Is there a more kino kino than Batkino v Superkino: Kin of Kino?
>>71537600
I guarantee you've never heard of any of the films on my top 10 except for BvS. They're quite rare and beautiful. BvS is the only wide release film that actually cracked my top 20. I can't wait until decades from now when the capekino craze is over and the film historians look back on BvS as its crown jewel.
>>71537522
uh
>>71537634
IQkino
based!
>>71537684
this
>>71537719
redditkino
>>71537626
>hes scared now
lmao
>>71537648
I know. Most capeshit drones are coward
>>71537684
I can already tell your favorite movies.
>Best films of time??? Citizen Kane, 2001, Seven Samurai... the list could go on!!!
Complete and utter plebeian
>>71537600
not him but:
The Conversation (1974)
Blow Up (1961)
Sunset Blvd (1950)
Ace in the Hole (1951)
Double Indemnity (1941)
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
Barry Lyndon (1975)
The Wages of Fear (1953)
Batman v Superman (2016)
The Tenant (1976)
>>71537600
>he watches flicks that actually have recorded names, directors and release dates
holy shit is this plebe serious?
>>71537769
Your taste is already bad because you think pure kino like BvS is trash
Kill yourself Marvelfag
>>71537719
>/r/DC_Cinematic - 20k subs
>/r/Marvel - 150k subs
Nice try marvelcuck. You are literally over seven times as reddit.
KINO
I
N
O
Lex's crooked halo.
So much detail in this film, every time you watch it you find something new.
>>71537873
this
>>71537040
Superman is shown to be alive by the end of dawn off justice you cuck. It takes away any impact of the character dying in the first place.
>>71537897
wow
really makes you think
>>71537797
Then don't reply.
>>71537815
>he doesn't
>you will never be this new
Go back to your game of thrones threads tourist.
>>71537817
>he thinks there is a difference between ''Marvel'' and ''DC" let alone the other studios that make this antiart trash
You are the epitome of plebeian, the hallmark of the tasteless and the uninitiated.
It's okay if you're just getting into the medium, but there are some (even here, on a so called ''film'' board) that actually believe they are cultured or have a snippet of taste because they like these "movies", when in actuality they are nothing more than embarrassing cringeworthy plebs with no opinion on the medium they claim to love whatsoever.
>>71537425
It's an edit.
>>71537972
BvS is pleb filter, thus you are pleb.
>>71537897
It's actually very deep. Lex is an angel and in the center of conflict as he is in the frame. Notice the crowd looking around as though they don't exist. Superman, Batman, and Lex are in their own world. They outclass everyone around them. They are gods to men and thus are excluded from society and speak alone on Olympus. Kino.
>>71537820
sup reddit
referencing The Wizard of OZ and the themes from 'Wicked'.
>>71537993
Then you pretty much solidified your place right alongside /co/ in plebeian central.
>>71537972
>Self-important clown with shit taste.
>>71538082
/co/ is for plebs
>>71537897
Nice framing but Snyder and his writers don't actually follow through with their philosophical ideas they throw at the wall. They blue ball viewers who actually want to see story and fool morons who only see the pretty images on the surface.
>>71538160
>retard who was too stupid to understand the film in desperate denial
b-b-but it can't have substance! it's by hack snyder and i didn't notice anything! it must be bad.
>>71538160
Interesting, could you expand on that?
>>71538226
Ignore the idiots. They have no taste. If someone can't understand how genius Snyder is, they're not worth giving any time.
>>71538086
A pathetic rebuttal born from intimidation like this makes nobody look good, princess.
>>71538098
Then go there? Its where you belong.
who ever thought it would be a good idea to "throw the death of superman" in with "the dark knight returns" was a complete fucking moron. that event sparked so many characters but nooooo lets just throw it in with a batman movie cause bats is the more "relatable" one....pfft stupid
>>71538262
I'm no pleb, amigo.
>>71538262
I posted my top 10 princess. you were incapable of critiquing it so you dodged.
BvS is a great film, sorry you were too retarded to understand it.
>>71538048
keep posting more kino moments
>this triggers the reddit
>>71538226
>compliments the way the scene is set up
You're not allowed to say anything about muh zack unless it involves cock sucking and calling him a genius!!!!
Pretty sure the desperate cuck is (You), sad faggot.
>>71538336
>>71538365
too much kino!!!
how does based snyder do it?
>>71538365
Neat.
BvS is the greatest film of all time and if you can't see that you are literally a cuck from reddit
>>71538365
is Snyder the Zach Snyder of our generation?
>>71538419
Of the year for sure. I wouldn't say of all time, but I can see an argument for it. Just differences in taste, I guess.
>>71537095
>125x38
Why
Compare this with Superman sinking into the skulls from this
>>71537403
bottom left
>>71538307
One of the dumbest posts i have ever seen on this website (that is saying a lot in this den of plebbary).
>>71538330
If I list off the myriad reasons why your top 10 is complete garbage will you stop liking it? Of course you won't. I won't waste my time and everyone else's. What you mean by critiquing is ''Why don't you agree with me ;__;''. If i engaged and curbstomped you thoroughly i would receive a swift retarded rebuttal full of insults (just like that one) because that's all plebeians like yourself can do when faced with people like me.
My ''elitism'' (as the insecure state so oft) is merely inherent from my ciniphilic nature and want for a better board with a better community. I mean not to startle and insult those below me, but one must pave the path ahead with the blood of the common man. And that is you.
Try the criterion forums or IMDB, after you fail to kill yourself like you fail everything else in your pitiful life.
>>71536840
It's like poetry.
>>71538452
>>71538475
shut up you damn memester!
>>71538510
>superman-jesus metaphor
KINO
>>71538475
you may very well be the most insecure poster on this entire website. and that's really saying something.
i'm impressed. you are adorable. a total pleb, admittedly. too retarded to understand BvS, certainly. but cute all the same.
>>71537156
The nukes radiation was like a red sun tanning bed times 1000
depleted his solar energy and ravaged his body.
>153 replies
>31 posters
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
>>71538609
threadkino
>>71538365
mfw when taking in all the kino in this thread
>>71538553
Cry all you want, nobody here gives a fuck how shit you are at cinema, because everyone on this laughing stock of a board is equally terrible (but at least they know it).
>>71538660
>pleb thinking you can be shit at cinema
no, cinema can be shit at you
>>71538235
There's no doubt that Snyder knows how to set up a scene and make a film look beautiful. He's great at that but when it comes to story, dialogue, execution, and truly having a fantastic main character he fails.
The artistic images don't match up with the card board dialogue and one dimensional story full of broken promises and vague philosophical ideas that eventually go nowhere. There isn't even a follow up or conclusion to the ideas he poses. His Superman can't carry the film as well as a newly reintroduced Batman that barely saves it by being familiar and more likable than the titular hero himself.
>>71538609
It's literally the same people memeing about the film being good and the same people trying to argue with them. it's actually funny to watch.
>>71538720
Interesting, could you expand on that?
>>71537357
I was wondering about the significance of Excalibur. Usually the movie Bruce and his parents come out of is some kind of Zorro film.
>its a steakbro pretends he has taste for praising hogwash like batman and superman episode
>>71538846
They still see The Mark of Zorro (1940) which is important because of the numerous parallels between Zorro and Batman (particularly in BvS, since Batman is even 'branding' criminals like Zorro), however Excalibur is also on the marquee as 'Starts Wed.'
>>71538846
Excalibur was only on the coming soon thing
You can find more of the pictures describing some of the references and themes here: http://imgur.com/a/foSdR
>>71537897
Lex is Lucifer. A fallen angel driven from his state of grace by a demon with bat-like wings.
>>71536513
>>71539058
You can go back to redit where you belong, mexican
>>71539187
the memes were invented here you blind pleb
>>71536221
No one's gonna comment he looks like Ty Burrell here, huh?
>>71538811
Yeah. The film had the means and resources to give superman a definitive personality and character development that has never been shown or done before but doesn't.
The film could have brought up political themes of vigilantism and how it can equally do just as much harm to civilians as good but doesn't. Instead it drops the ball and allows marvel's civil war to explore those themes.
It doesn't even expand on people really hating superman that much and it's pushed to the side before being properly explored to the fullest for a dumb fight that lasts five minutes.
Snyder and fans claim that this movie puts superman in a more realistic setting which is complete bullshit and a lie. The people who hate superman are seen in a one dimensional villainous light whereas the viewer is still seeing the main character through lois' one dimensional rose colored glasses.
>>71539325
Interesting, could you expand on that?
>>71539325
>The film could have brought up political themes of vigilantism and how it can equally do just as much harm to civilians as good but doesn't. Instead it drops the ball and allows marvel's civil war to explore those themes.
confirmed retarded MCuck.
stick to disney senpai.
>>71539141
Lex getting Superman to kill Batman is symbolic of Satan tempting Jesus
>>71539427
>responding seriously
>>71536313
AND YOU WERE THE FUNNIEST ONE YET
LMAO WHEN THE LOUD HITS YOU
TRUTH TEA
I CANT BREATH BRUH
TWITTER NIGGER MEMES
>>71539242
Go home
You aren't welcome on here, mexican
>>71539427
Fuck off, you triggered faggot. DC should have beaten Marvel to the punch you sad cock mongler.
>>71537062
>not putting the kinoest scene
>>71539427
Go swallow some Snyder cum while telling him how his movies are slightly better than marvel shit between mouthfuls.
>>71539581
I would never do that, because his films are actually substantially better than marvel shit
>>71539581
>slightly
googolx10 on the kinoscale
>>71539620
Agreed. Humor is the cancer that is killing capeshit.
>>71539620
Yeah, his movies are true cuck kino like all capeshit
Give me mora snyderkino pics.
I'm making a folder, this stuff is brilliant
>>71538365
Gran Cinéma
>>71539770
I'd dump my folder but I'm on my phone. Snyder's brilliant and it really shows. Idk if you know but when Lex says "God vs Man", he's talking about Superman and Batman fighting. It's a fucking awesome metaphor.
>>71537062
thats actually mediocre cinematography
>>71539831
whoa...
>>71539849
>>71539849
It's all from a single trailer, the movie is a lot better
>>71537084
I knew it was something to do with Darkseid. What's the significance of the 3 cubes?
>>71537014
wow, that's actually pretty cool and creative.
>>71537014
>single shot in the entirety of the MCU that could potentially quality as kino.
>>71539849
This is goat compared to CW
>>71539831
Really makes you think...
He probably put that entry level metaphor so the marveldrones could walk out of the movie feeling they understood at least some of his metaphors. He really panders to all publics. Such genius
>>71537329
>>71537062
KINO
>>71537062
Shots were not as good as MoS
>>71540022
>marveldrones
Bruh, no one's talking about Marvel. Stop falseflagging us. We just like BvS. You faggots are trying to make it look like we're obsessed with marvel. Leave the fucking company wars out of this shit.
>>71539831
>>God vs man = superman vs batman
Water is wet too. You'd have to be a retard to be amazed by such a commonly spoken figure of speech that also serves as a double meaning. Shit like this is used in children's programming as well. Capeshit fans confirmed for autists.
![McAvoy[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/R607NFs.jpg "McAvoy[2].jpg")
>>71540202
look at this retard
![prayer-warrior[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WJMtHby.jpg "prayer-warrior[2].jpg")
>>71540038
heil King Kino
What was that 'metahuman' strapped the a wall with no legs?
>>71540303
Man of Iron
>>71540258
(You) must feel proud of yourself for coming up with that one.
>>71540338
good retard retort
>>71540103
When i say marveldrones i mean plebs, including rt reviewers.
I don't know how anyone would choose Quip War over this.
Quip War is a shallow and superficial movie, and it's good at that.
But BvS... in BvS i feel like Snyder was trying to make a really good movie, that's why he tried adding depth and not so apparent metaphors, i can't say he succeeded and created a masterpiece of art but at least he tried and did something decent. It shows that Snyder is trying to lead super hero movies in another direction, and to be honest with you, i like it. It's a start and it's better than that pointless marvel trash where we only get cheap jokes and some lame excuse so the characters can start punching each other.
>>71540303
Robocop
>>71540362
You used the same insult twice you pure cuck faggot. Try being as smart as your kino films
>>71540452
thats what a retard would say
>>71540395
I see where you're coming from and you're really right, but you may want to leave company wars out of it. You're just making us look like edgy contrarians. It hurts more than it helps.
>>71540485
You're not very bright ;^)
Try something different then throwing the same word around like a knuckle dragger
Just like your zack kino
>>71540624
t. retard
>>71540631
Stop insulting yourself. You're making capekino fans look like faggots
>>71540689
you're very boring to meme with
>>71537063
>18+
Go play with your Tonka trucks kid
>>71540743
For (You)
>>71537216
Wow, his kino knows no bounds
bumpbumpbumpbump
>>71539849
most of these people don't even know what cinematography actually means
they just see good stills=great cinematography
really is reddit in here
The fucking soundtrack was awesome. Thank you based Zimmer and Junkie XL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw_o7XUX3fg
What marvel movie can you say had an outstanding OST?
so did he die 2 times?
>>71542592
actual kino cinematography needs movement as well
these plebs dont understand
>>71536842
>>71537118
visible sunlight is a type of electromagnetic radiation.
>>71536542
Except BvS has a really low score on IMDB, try again Marvelcuck.
>>71545506
7/10
it's just average
>>71538720
Underrated. This movie was shit because snyder kept pushing philosophical/theological memes and then trying to resolve them with video game battles between le bad guy and good guys.
pure kino
>>71538365
only good scene
>>71537239
>the whale shaped hole in the wall
How was I so blind?
>>71538459
Even better with that soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BANBHxbckSs
Fuck you guys are angry. It seems like you come to this board specifically to blow off steam.
>>71536314
>>71537601
>>71537014
How is this so kino bros?
