Hi guys, Mark Watney "Space Pirate" here. xDD My hobbies are planting potatoes and browsing reddit.com, and I'm here to find people who share my passion! :D
I'm gonna science the shit out of this! x) Just f-word my s--t up family! :) just JUST MEMES AHAHA XD
Anyways, what's some good movies?
>>71533404
How does Chastain's poo taste? Be as specific as possible.
>>71533404
Good God that is accurate as fuck. I watched this movie finally and that's all I could think of.
FITE CLOB
boy i sure do love fake science
>>71533526
The science is real though. Scientists even used the CGI in the movie to study black holes.
>>71533404
JESUS
>>71533555
this is what science has become
>>71533573
CHRIST
CUT MY DICK OFF AND CALL ME COURTNEY, THAT'S JASON BOURNE
>>71533404
Got nothing on Moon Watney
>You know what? "Kilowatt-hour per sol" is a pain in the ass to say. I'm gonna invent a new scientific unit name. One kilowatt-hour per sol is... it can be anything... um... I suck at this... I'll call it a "pirate-ninja"
XD
>>71533492
It was bearable though, even charming at times.
The worst part of the movie by far was the 'sloppy young genius' character played by Donald Glover and the fact that the heads of NASA hadn't even considered a slingshot maneuver.
WOOZLE WOZZLE LOL just me being wacky again. Seriously guyz, I just gotta explain a basic slingshot maneuver to the Director of NASA before I get back to the set of the new Michael Bay Transformers movie LOL *falls over*
>>71533811
le wacky super intelligent young 20-something black hipster who owns a macbook and works at nasa guy
>>71533404
>yfw this thread is literally better than Ridley Scott's The Martian
>>71534200
It really isn't though. I'd give the movie a weak 7/10 but this thread doesn't really have people pinpointing major flaws in the film. It was definitely reddi-tier humor though.
>>71534200
Brutal but true.
>>71533746
>>71533811
This is a valid complaint. The complaints about Watney are not. Astronauts are chosen often for their Independence and ability to stay calm under pressure. Lots of people use humor to deal with stress and that comes though with Watney being kind of weird the whole time.
>>71533404
read the book you fuck
>>71534116
cant even fucking act so he has to do an impression of a character(Abed) his friend did
>I sure did enjoy my role in Interstellar.
>If only the whole movie was about me.
>>71534250
But the humor was literally redd-tier. The same kind of cringeworthy circlejerking shit you can find on that site.
>>71534294
Define what "reddit-tier" humor is. I have never been on their site. Can you provide some details? Is it the format of the jokes? I'd really like to know more because I here this complaint all the time and it means literally nothing to me.
>>71533573
CHRIST
DIVORCE ME FROM MY WIFE AND LOOSE ALL MY MONEY THROUGH ALIMONY, THAT'S JASON BOURNE
>>71533555
why don't you study this blackhole, faggot
>>71533573
>>71533609
>>71534348
>>71534330
If you come here and ask people to define reddit-tier your contribution is reddit-tier
CHRIST
C.UCK THAT WHITEY AND BREED HIS BITCH, THAT'S JASON BOURNE
>>71534484
So "reddit-tier" means "anything I don't like".
Thank you for clarifying.
Interstellar was better
>>71534511
pretty much
I'm flying like iron man guys
Don't you kids love the iron man?
>>71534762
I'm pretty sure that's exactly the comparison most 20-30 year old males would think of when coming up with the plan.
>>71533404
I usually get pissed off at "muh book" people, but with this movie I was just pissed.
They took a good book that took the little science it relied on somewhat seriously and turned it into the "yeah bitch science" memeage that is destroying everybody's facebook walls.
>>71534836
The movie is less reddit than the book is, particularly with the humor. Nice try though.
>>71534330
All his jokes consists of memes. That's reddit humor.
>>71535023
Really? What memes did he use in the movie?
>>71534949
"I'm gonna have to science the fuck out of this" wasn't even a line in the book.
>>71535032
Get back to /v/eddit, you cuck beta nu-male.
>>71535124
Well it was.
>>71535131
I accept your apology.
>>71535032
meme-like reddit-like humor you cuck
>Mark Watney, space pirate
>I'm going to be Ironman
you fucking autist
>>71535156
So we've now moved from "memes" to "meme-like". So if it's not a meme what makes it "meme-like".
>>71535182
t. autist
>>71535151
It just wasn't anywhere in the book, I read it again last week
>The Martian
>good book
lemao.
>''My favourite books are The Martian, A song of ice and fire and eragon
>>71535182
The dialogue is so unrealistic. He didn't even stutter or become too shy to speak even once.
>>71535300
>He didn't even stutter or become too shy to speak even once.
>>71535229
It's a good easy read and annoying Watney aside the science parts of it are kind of interesting since it's supposedly all pretty realistic.
>>71534836
>>71535124
Literal direct quotes from the book:
>Yes, of course duct tape works in a near-vacuum. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
>Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can’t improve on duct tape.
>How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.
>I can't wait till I have grandchildren. When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!
>Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10.
>A space pirate!
>Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.)
>That’s what she said.
>Live Another Sol would be an awesome name for a James Bond movie.
>You know what? "Kilowatt-hour per sol" is a pain in the ass to say. I'm gonna invent a new scientific unit name. One kilowatt-hour per sol is... it can be anything... um... I suck at this... I'll call it a "pirate-ninja
>Fear my botany power
>>71535300
LOL guys, I'm the best botanist on the planet!
>>71535360
And?
>>71535360
holy fuck that is so redd-it it's not even funny
i'm cringing
Can someone make some complaints about the movie that don't use the word reddit?
>>71535360
some of those are pretty cringey but for most of those you might just need 4 magic little words.
lighten the fuck up
I can stand infantile and reddit tier humor because I don't feel compelled to think it's below me.
>>71535486
>I can stand infantile and reddit tier humor because I don't feel compelled to think it's below me.
That's because it's not.
>>71535486
He's an admitted nerd who's stuck alone for a year and a half. I don't know why people think it would be so weird for him to wonder about Aquaman or make other stupid jokes. Anything to keep your mind occupied and off your current terrible situation.
it should have had 4chan humor.
>I'm gonna have meme magic to science the cuck out of this.
>A space Jew!
>look at this shit you autistic nigger jew!
>>71535604
t. butthurt redditor
>>71533506
>>71535747
Ok, now I get what Reddit humor is.
