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What's next for Jonah?
Heart failure
Heart attack
Is he going to be alright?
>>71530085
>lunch
returning to his native Nal Hutta
>>71530126
Is this shooped?
>>71530085
the jews did this
>>71530226_no_
What the fuck happened to him? Jesus christ he got down to such a good weight now look at him.
>>71530085
Did the folks in the biz tell him to get fat again?
He was thin for a while what happened?
>>71530284
That's a big...
>>71530085
collapsing into a singularity
Jonah no.....
Post subway
>>71530323
FOR YOU LEL EX D
He's not fat it's just a thyroid problem
>>71530366
>not big boned
At least he's eating healthy...
>>71530226
original is just as bad desu senpai
>>71530085
A stroke
Can you imagine how disgusting his skin looks now with all this gaining and losing mass amounts of weight.
Probably has more stretch marks than a pregnant woman with twins.
>>71530475
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
He has 3 years to get in shape otherwise he will surely die, as no obese comedic actor in hollywood has lived past 35.
Screencap this
Chill fags, he's thinner than ever
http://www.gettyimages.com/event/celebrity-sightings-in-new-york-city-june-2-2016-591542467#jonah-hill-is-seen-in-soho-on-june-2-2016-in-new-york-city-picture-id537681150
Jonah you don't have to go to such lengths...
>>71530085
these thread are so fucking stupid. JONAH HILL is a PROFESSIONAL actor. He does this for roles. He could lose his little bit of fat ANY time he wants
>>71530477
>the wagon is full of napkins
Whoever shopped this has never eaten subway
>>71530700
What the fuck.
It has to be surgery right? How does someone lose upwards of over a hundred pounds so casually and quickly?
>>71530727
he doesn't do this for the roles...he IS the roles.
>>71530126
kek
>>71530727
Could he really resist the allure?
>>71530085
His own gravitational field
>>71530700
>Dine
NO JONAH DON'T!
>>71530719
what movie was this from ?
>>71530644
tfw this is you
>>71530085
Heart surgery.
>>71530727
>He does this for roles
>rolls
ROLLS
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>>71530699
>fuck off hes not 32
>check wiki
>he was around the same age i am now when he was in superbad
this is fucked i remember being surprised at how old he was when that came out.
you are right though he needs to shed the weight and keep it off. rubberbanding your weight constantly isn't healthy either.
>>71530826
H-Humpty?
>>71530126
The Hill that crawls
Post Jonahs.
>>71530750
It's easy to lose weight when your daily kcals go from 10k to 2k. That's like 2.5 pounds per day
>>71530727
>PROFESSIONAL actor.
I know professional actors. They're people. Usually fucked up people. They don't lose that weight on their own.
Not even Tom can escape the weight
mmm, yes, hello, i will have 3 meatball subs and a large diet coke please, thank you
Keep the photo shops coming I'm fucking dying here
>>71530785
>Mfw I literally eat that everyday
But I don't gain weight because I exercise.
>>71530959
kek
>>71530354
>posting the shopped version
Jonah, you want to go Subway?
Jonah "Nine Grain Pain Train" Hill
Jonah "Honey Oat Love Boat" Hill
Jonah "All Quiet on the Black Forest Front" Hill
Jonah "No Subs for the Uncircumcised Ones" Hill
Jonah "Sub Toy Em for the skinny Goyim" Hill
Jonah "Double Foot-Long Strong" Hill
Jonah "Herbs and Cheese Please" Hill
Jonah "Meat and Bread til I'm Dead" Hill
Jonah "Chill, I got this Subway bill" Hill
>>71531119
>>71530985
Am I supposed to be seeing something?
>>71531163
He's fucking chunky m8
>>71530475
Is this shopped?
The kikes have been piushing him hard for the last 6 years in loads of big projects alongside attractive white men (wolf of wallstreet, moneyball, 21 jump street_
Would you tap Jonahs mom?
>>71531221
Yes, his coat is actually grey and not dark blue.
literally bitchtits
>>71531231
gets me every time
>>71531224
She had him at 15?
>>71530985
that's right after botox and a lifting not really fat
I'm convinced jonah made a deal with the devil, he got fame and fortune but was cursed by not being able to turn down subway
>>71531231
heh... maybe you could turn the AC in here? haha, my gosh! It's real hot here!
>>71531224
i'd like a taste of his sister instead
>>71530750Cu-Caine.
>>71531407
I never said fat, I said chunky. Tom, you need to lay off the Subway. Now get back to working on Jack Reacher.
>Open a All You Can Eat Buffet Restaurant
>Jonah Hill, Marlon Brando, Rebel Wilson and John Goodman show up
What do?
>>71531476
you said weight you faggot, his face is swollen like right after a surgery
>Why do i keep gaining weight? All i eat is subway. One footlong for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and fourth meal!
>>71531530
See >>71531285 you American capitalist peeg.
>>71530806
>n =/= m
>>71531585
that pic is years old, keep trying fag
>>71530085
PLOT TWIST
Jonah wasn't eaten by the whale, he WAS the whale who eats
>>71530700
looks like he's got the shoulders of chloe moretz in this pic
>>71531224
>That sub in Jonah's hand
Kek
Next up will probably be 500 lbs and then dead in the next 10-20 years.
>>71532420
>10-20
That's generous of you
>>71530085
It's scary how he's starting to look like Seth Rogen.
>>71530126
LMAO
>>71530844
Is this shopped?
>>71532474
Well... at least he's skinny now
>>71530317
He was typecasted as "fat guy punching bag", when he lost weight no one gave a fuck about him.
>>71530085
Is this real?
>>71531662
shut up tom, stop eating so much before you end up like Jonah.
>>71530910
>I'll take the Monster Dump Sundae.
>Frozen yogurt instead of soft serve, please. I am trying to watch my figure.
>>71533889
>I'll order a soda, half coke, half diet coke, I'm trying to lose weight
>>71533923
>I'll take a 6 piece McNugget. Throw two of them away. I'm trying to watch my calorie intake.
>>71530126
hell be fine
>>71531499
wait on mr. goodmans every word
seat the rest by the dumpster outback
>>71531456
That's not his sister. That's his girlfriend. I used to work with her.
>>71531457
This. When I was using in my younger days, I would forgot when the last time I ate was. And didn't care about when I would again.
Until I'd run out of shit. Stay up for 3-4 days, and finally pass out when it was gone. The hunger was always ferocious when I'd finally wake up though.
>>71531499
Trap Marlon Brando zombie and make millions showing him off.
>>71530085
>when your chin is so fat it no longer has a double chin, but actually meshed together into one large chin
>>71530085
That nigga is fatter than me shieeeet
>>71530085
He's going to exact his revenge upon the whale
if no one was fat then no one would be thin by comparison.
also funny people are supposed to be fat.
>>71530750
>It has to be surgery right?
Didn't you watch that Louis Theroux documentary where he went to have the fat sucked out of his stomach?
Yes I bet this is what Jonah has done
>>71532474
have memes gone too far?
they're bulking
>>71530085
Imploding and turning into a black hole.
>>71530085
diabeetus
>>71530767
Pfffft underrated kek
>>71530085
He's the new Subway spokesman.
>>71531743
Came here to post a variation of this.
how does he cut his townails?
>>71530085
His knees will win the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor
>>71530700
God, I cant believe Superbad was 10 years ago. He looks like a washed up fat Adam Sandler now.
![chris-farley-death-photo-03-500x383_thumb[9].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hQzVK7U.jpg "chris-farley-death-photo-03-500x383 thumb[9]")
this tbá Žh
>>71530699
Louie Anderson, Dom Deluise, and Brian Dennehy beg to differ.
Also John Candy died at 43.
>>71531224
>that subway
>>71530547
When your gut realizes you'll never get laid again and tries to reproduce asexually, that's when you need to lose weight
>>71530126
This reminds me of big suit David Byrne
https://youtu.be/kuoiRr6hLjg
>>71536843
Is he OK?
>>71530085
The creators of the next Star Wars movie hired Jonah Hill to play a small moon.
>>71536937
I get the feeling he should have his own moons tbqhfam
>>71536886
Elder God-tier performance.
>>71530959
this one was always severely underrated, even when subposting was big for like a week
>>71531200
He's getting a bit Steven Seagal-y.
>>71537109
he turned into a young norm macdonald
Another snack
>>71537109
He looks hot.
>>71530085
>www.obesitycoverage.com/gastric-sleeve-reference-manual/
>>71536886
Based Tina.
>>71534161
Pfft fuckin tenacious d
>>71530085
Who has the better neck?
>>71537261
He seems so happy, did Mickey Mouse die?
>>71537261
George Lucas at least has the cool story of shattering his neck into his body because he was racing too hard. Jonah Hill is just a fatass.
>>71530085
>You'll never be smooshed in-between Jonah Hill's giant fat rolls
Why even live?
>>71536827
is it healthy to keep going from fat to skinny and back to fat?
>>71530085
the beetus
>>71530727
fuck off jonah
>>71537261
Me on the right
>>71537728
Not at all. It puts a huge strain on your heart.
>>71537728
It depends on the speed. If you're violently swinging up and down by a large amount of weight, it's just as >>71538240 said.
Slower rates of gain/loss are better for you, but it's pretty ideal to lose or gain weight at slow and steady pace and then work to stay where you need to be once you're there.
>>71530376
I did my best to fix the glowing keys
>>71530085
Diabetes
>>71538433
>tfw comfy af jonah in background shoops
>>71530750
>How does someone lose upwards of over a hundred pounds so casually and quickly?
I've lost 80 pounds since January and that's without any exercise.
>>71538694
We're talking about people who don't have cancer.
>>71538694
enjoy all that skin, fatass.
jesus
as a fat bastard myself, it hurts to see this
he was looking pretty damn good for a while, it's a shame that his desire for easy hollywood jobs contributed to him gaining it all back
>>71530750
it's not that hard when you start from a high weight
simply by switching your diet, you'll lose a lot fairly quickly since it takes so much to keep you at those weights
as you get thinner, you need more work to lose the same amounts of weight you were when you were huge
I wish I could be a fat glutton and still fuck models. I'd gladly die in my 40s.
>>71538959
You could tell by looking at his face that he was one of the people who loses weight but have a bunch of loose skin so they actually look less disgusting as a fat.
>>71537261
Oh, that's not his neck, that's his vocal sac. The purpose of the vocal sac is usually as an amplification of their mating or advertisement call.
>>71530985
> Tom's had a Wilsonplasty
