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>>71522913
louie needs to learn how to make a sandwich that is entirely too much fucking cheese
>>71522913
is this kind of shit normal in America?
>>71522913
is it normal that I feel nauseous when I imagine myself eating that?
>>71522913
What meme is this?
>>71523247
wtf, is she a T-1000?
>>71523405
>>71523336
>europoors in tears watching someone eat an entire month of cheese rations
>>71523247
HNNNNNNNNG
>>71523630
is just unhealthy man
>>71523630
kek this isn't even real cheese
>>71522913
>high end american cuisine
look at the intensity on that fat fuck, making grilled cheese takes some real skill and concentration
>>71522913
Why do american make the weirdest sandwiches? Grilled cheese, PB and Jelly, I mean they taste good, but who the fuck came with those ideas in the first place?
>>71523981
The only thing unhealthy is the damn bread.
>>71524583
Fuck. I'd leave the country if I were him.
>>71524712
Haha this is awesome.
>>71522913
>all that butter and cheese
No wonder we're all so fat
>>71523851
If that's supposed to be Marge, she's way too fat.
>>71525758
It's just a prank bro
>>71523247
did she subconsciously accidently draw a penis at the start?
>>71526673
The Fargo TV series has completely different characters from the movie.
>>71524712
holy shit this is hilarious
>>71522913
I love how this guy is literally just Louie C.K. "if he was cool"
>>71522913
D R O P P E D
R
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P
P
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D
>>71526709
its an arrow you retard
>>71523851
why is this a meme?
what movie is it?
why is there another meme of this meme with horrbile horror movie shit interspliced with it
is that tom hanks son?
>>71528256
You're making me cry, anon.
>>71528508
What did they mean by this? Is it analogy for dick? Can't think of anyany other reason
>>71528508
>so progressive
>tell the patriarchy goodbye..If you can find it
>>71528508
She's encoding subliminal subtext by projecting her subservience to the male member in the midst of a femnazi film in a secret effort to undermine it and get more dicks in the life.
>>71523247
HNNNNNNG
>>71524712
hey, that's pretty good but a little bit too on nose
>>71522913
I can't.
All my webms are over 2 mins long, larger than 3MB, contain sound, and use VP9.
>>71526709
>dat projection
kek
>>71525984
Snow why
>>71522913
is this a sketch show and the joke is that they're cooking the most mundane shitty food but acting like it's super refined cuisine?
>>71529739
She dresses purty.
>>71530059
It's from the movie Chef, he's making a sandwich for his son, he's former big shot down on his luck.
>>71530059
i assume the point is that he puts some love into making a grilled cheese sandwich
>>71523030
so is cocaine tasty or what?
>>71524016
Is this Vikings?
If yes is it about stronk womin destroying patriarchy , or is it an isolated case, because I was planing on watching it.
>>71530446
WOOLIE?!?
>>71530389
B A S E D
>>71530519
isolated case, note however they have things called shield maidens but they've shown them getting BTFO by stronger men
>>71523247
she's so sexy
>>71530605
>lolra-
>DEM TITS
FUCK
>>71530730
THAT RAT IS GOING TO GET WET!
>>71530598
OK, thnx for the answer. Gonna check it out.
>>71530824
fucking size queen jewesses
>>71523851
Thanks
>>71530916
Is that the same kid that played Octavian in Rome?
>>71531028
yes
>>71530389
its fucking sour and bitter. never snorted it but i have tasted it.
>>71530678
That scene starts and ends at the exact same spot
>>71528616
it's cute
fargo
what?
yes
>>71522913
>butter and oil
>>71530916
I don't get it.
>>71528616
>>71531143
It's complicated and assuming you're not actually just saying that as part of the meme it goes as follows:
right around the time webms became popular that clip was made from the Fargo tv series, episode 6 I believe, the chick in it is Paula Humby who is kind of cute in a next door neighbor kind of way.
Since then practically every webm thread has featured that clip becoming a thread regular with other people (or the same guy who knows) posting pics from her tumblr or whatever going on about how cute she is, it's even part of the whole gag to ask "what is this from?" like you did.
tl:dr; repetition is the key to success
>>71530620
OI CUNT
>>71531306
compared to other capeshit I thought this did gun vs. fist fight pretty well.
>>71531151
Hon hon hon
>>71530916
Are there any other good Napoleon esque movies or shows?
I still need to watch Waterloo.
>>71529990
I could go for one of those
>>71529999
Izzat the yellow Ranger?
>>71531306
What happened after he got shot?
I haven't seen this movie
>>71531453
He has some pretty strong body armor. As well as plot armor. So he's fine.
>>71531143
He means this, it used to be a mainstay alongside that webm
>>71531453
He got mad
>>71531487
His suit is bullet proof, he also gets shot in the back of the head point blank and is fine.
Then he gets fucking stabbed by a knife I guess...
>>71531541
Oh that's right he invisible to bullets
Almost forgot
>>71522913
got enough fucking cheese on that thing?
>>71531363
At least it showed Batman using a gadget to take out the enemy's gun, instead of the Nolan trilogy's tactic of making them inept as fuck and unable to take aim.
>>71531401
where is this from?
>>71531716
War & Peace 2016. Classic.
>>71531666
their hand guns were ineffective against his body armor, he had previously destroyed their rifles with magnetic mines.
>>71531401
>that filename
Nice
>>71531673
>>71531854
I love that one guy firing into the hole, not just because he failed to realize Batman was above him, but he just shot his friends that fell in.
>>71531915
>carl gustav
>it's a javelin
any webum of huge affleck training montage in BvS?
>>71532016
Thanks, I knew that couldn't be right.
>>71531915
>rockets fire at a speed so slow you can watch them coming
please stop this
>>71524485
pretty sure the pound of animal fat in the middle is worse
>>71530127
is this show really that retarded?
>>71522913
How about some gifs too? These shitty webbums don't work in Safari.
>>71531854
>>71531915
Goddamn, are these high res? I can't see shit.
>>71532315
>safari
>>71524583
I'm not getting it.
Is it shown on the big screen?
>>71532385
his headphones aren't plugged in
>>71529906
absolutely disgusting
>>71532315
>Safari.
Applefags gtfo
>>71522913
wtf i'm hungry now
>>71524583
Can someone explain?
Also is this UNSW?
>>71532538
it's a prank
bunch of UGUUUU's blaring out for all to hear
>>71530519
there is a fucking scene where a female viking kills her fellow because he tried to rape a saxon girl.
VIKINGS BEING KILLED FOR RAPING DURING THEIR RAIDS.
>>71524583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou6l8pESrOY
It's so fake, though. The guy zooms in on him before it's even apparent what the noise is or where it's coming from.
>>71532334
as high res within the filesize limit, though I'm using webm for retards and not some fancy line command shtick.
>>71532060
Yeah I was thinking that too
>>71532200
Oh yeah, but in a good way.
>>71532315
what an egg head
>>71532644
Yeah. All that rape and pillaging is overstated in popular cultural history.
>>71532814
>they brought back Jada Pinkett Smith
>fun
RIP Gotham
>>71532937
Well it was fun before she came back at least.
>>71530446
>still not asking for it
>>71523247
>>71530620
Where do I find more of her?
>>71533106
Start watching Countdown?
>>71533148
>hmm imma download this to fap
>this is way too fucking weird for my boner
>>71533148
I just want clips of her, though. I don't want to watch a whole TV show.
>>71531444
hue
What's this from?
>>71523247
what is this magic
>>71534463
what film?
>>71534772
Tombraider
>>71529990
http://tacostothelimit.ytmnd.com/
>>71534772
Pandorum
>>71536510
>autism
>not "airing it out"
>>71536550
Yeah I should probably change it. I saw another anon post it as "when your roasties flare up"
>>71536510
Twin Peaks
>>71536510
absolute
>>71537138
< 3
>>71530519
castration is hot af, thats why the scene is in there
>>71533240
>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>71536510
fat people sway left and right when they walk to keep their balance
speaking as a fat guy of course
>>71533326
>>71533338
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>71537294
>>71533036
>swn nibble your earlobe
;_;
>>71537294
What a cute bunny
time for some poetry
>>71524471
Poor as fuck immigrants who didn't have access to whatever cheap shit they had in bongland.
>>71537469
>swn beat you up and call you a sissy faggot
;_;
>>71530598
>classic Byzantine meme
Hope you like this OC
>>71537959
she needs long hair again
>>71538208
shes so fuccn long
>>71530519
Its utter shit caught up in its own edgy BS.
The first season was awesome. Adventure, action. A guy rallying against the old order and becoming an explorer of something greater. I swear to fuck, now, half of every episode in the last 2 seasons has been time spent staring at a character in macro or close up shots doing nothing but fucking brooding in a dark room or place with washed out color tones.
Watch The Last Kingdom instead. More realistic battles, more interesting characters.
>>71538637
i love karlie
>>71538750
I want to deep throat her foot
>>71538786
you just know
>>71536667
oh god that tummy
>>71537294
Fuggin sauce pls
>>71532040
always think about her getting butt fucked in the woods by benedict cumberbatch
>>71539144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59g7EK0gisY
>>71531122
even when you snort it, you still taste it
>>71538485
She needs to pick those records up off the floor
>>71530956
I have to watch this
Is this The Pest?
>>71539345
She's a lesbian, so I don't really give a shit.
>>71539345
YOU FUCKING DLETET THIS RIGHT NOW
YOU AHVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY
>>71522913
How can you eat something so greasy?
>>71538270
>IMAGINE
>>71532893
wow never saw that before that's really good
>>71538092
nigga long hair takes years to grow
It's to her shoulders right now but she never wears it down
>>71533324
the movie is called sick girl
>>71539355
STOP IT
I SAID STOP IT
>>71533215
MUH HEART
Who is this funny bunny?
>>71530127
>two cops
>fire blindly out into a street that they can't see
>with a pair of M60s on full auto
>>71539355
lol m8 they're like slugs attached to her forehead
>>71539152
dat gas
>>71539355
>acting
>>71529940
>>71529906
you have to tell me this guys youtube. I need audio.
>>71542742
Cooking with Jack show.
Hilarious
>>71528256
>saturn worship
'no'
>>71542841
damn, at least someone is aware.
Pro-tip: any character with one eye or a scar over one eye is an anthropomorphized representation of the moon.
Any Cube or cube-like device is a representation of Saturn.
>>71542972
>any character with one eye or a scar over one eye is an anthropomorphized representation of the moon
hmm any more info on that?
>>71528697
any more from that movie, or How I Live Now or Hanna?
>>71543024
read this guy's blog articles titled The Medusa Masquerade. Some vital info in there:
http://radicalminds2020.blogspot.com/2013/07/the-medusa-masquerade.html
In preperation you'll need to familiarize yourself with english gematria, NLP, Neuro-Linguistic program scripts, the nature of this matrix and how Television and movies may not be here for your entertainment but to transfer code that said matrix runs using your biological computer and the moon is saturn's main broadcast antenna.
inb4 tin-foil
>>71543637
>>71538144
what movie is this?
>>71543373
You are way past tinfoil and ready "mandatory hospitalization" my friend
>>71543373
Thank you very much anon.
tinfoil is best foil.
This gematria thing.. I've only heard it as a title of a slipknot song. I've long suspected that words are not empty, even simple everyday words, but are specifically engineered - numerologically or whatever, to contain hidden meanings and affect us on levels we can't even imagine.
For example the english gematria value of 'computer' is apparently 666.. whatever that means.
http://www.gematrix.org/?word=666
>>71543674
The Raid 2
>>71543858
thanks
>>71543732
Don't even get me started. If he's for mandatory hospitalization then the top echelons of society should be drawn and quartered yesterday. These people are practicing horrific things behind closed doors and indeed are Satanists and then some.
>The Finders
>Conspiracy of Silence
George dubya Bush is a member of skull and bones, where in the initiation he pledges his 'entire being' to the secret society. Look at all this. This is what these people do and yet people who investigate them are sick? Give me a break.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD-JttocUzk
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsbKIiU7OP0
>>71539341
Yes
>>71536769
>>71537138
what a qt3.14
>>71538208
>>71538296
>>71538406
>>71538485
>>71538637
>>71539003
>>71539283
Oh my fucking God.
>>71523851
really one the oddest /tv/ memes
>>71539355
They're telling their own story
>>71532644
nice try sven
>>71531593
That's the irony of Kevlar, it stops bullets, but a knife can go through it. Those anti-stabbing vests are made of something totally different.
>>71543994
Why is satanism bad?
>>71536831
madman
>>71543440
>matthew mcconaheywhatever was originally cast for this instead of tom hiddleston
dodged a bullet right there.
>>71542007
crime rates droppedand so did motherfuckers
>>71541719
Raffey Cassidy, she was also one of 2 good things in Tomorrowland.
>>71524485
It literally consists of fat, grease and salt. Looks disgusting.
>>71547246
Who was the other good thing?
>>71524016
wish that was me
>>71549311
her female co-star
>>71531189
Where were you when Anna Kendrick was kill
Can anyone explain why tv doesnt allow sound webms?
>>71549721
Really? anon... Really?
The only 2 good things in the movie, was the little robot girl and George Clooney.
>>71549806
>For "the jumpscare"
/tv/ users are so pussies.
>>71549840
Clooney hasn't been good since O Brother Where Art Thou, and doesn't look half as good in tight jeans
>>71549859
I always thought it was a punishment for being the worst board on 4chanMUTE UP
>>71530893
watched this in theatres when i was younger, awesome experience
>>71546666
>why is Satanism bad
>dem super sixes
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>71546296
You can have both using plate, or you can add chainmail or stuff on top of kevlar.
>>71529990
I always wonder if the guys filming this ate that monstrosity by the end
>>71539355
HOW CAN ONE FACE BE *THIS* PUNCHABLE
>>71537138
my waifu in the back
>>71523247
she's wearing a sequin dress inside-out
I think
>>71539355
>swn give you an eyebrowjob
>>71530446
Woolie, what the fuck.
>>71530893
>>71550015
this movie is responsible for my CFNM fetish
>>71531189
poor little rato, look how freaked he is
saving this for the next "scenes that would never be shot nowadays" thread
>>71533036
Seeing as what happened to Anton, this webm hits hard.
>>71537294
Missing a part of her left hip?
>>71530519
S1 and S2 are watchable, mostly because of the 10/10 Wardruna soundtrack, but it get's really shitty as it goes on.
>>71531151
L O N D O N
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N
D
O
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>>71531854
Is this heavily inspired by the Animated movie?
>>71531380
KANEDAAA
>>71554690
It's inspired by everything Batman on a whole, with a lot of Dark Knight Returns cues.
>>71546666
It's great if you're a sellout. It's great if you're okay with sacrificing your fellow men, women and children. It's great if you're willing to offer your body and soul to psychopathic entities and become a piece of meat, for whatever breadcrumbs they give in return. Or if you're a sadist yourself. If you want to exploit, be exploited and have everyone you love being exploited without end and restraint.
>>71546666
>>71554977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws2GDT0Xr78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASJou7DvtQE
>>71554977
You basically described working at a bank
>>71555021
I agree, usury is an evil parasitic practice that just so happens on a mass scale and so it must be 'okay' and 'normal'.
>>71528256
she looks like Kevin Bacon
>>71538270
>>71539586
Envision Sir. Schwarzenegger on that film set and having to be all like “Golly gosh, Madame Curtis, you certainly are a fine lady"
