Anyone in the mood for a Kitchen Nightmares thread?
>>71514499
I'm in the mood for some of that fuckin' tasty 'go 'za!
>>71514499
>those digits
Fucking delicious
>>71514499
I don't care if that 'za is dripping grease, if it tastes good then it's good.
Why is he so based bros?
>>71514621
stop that
>>71514499
Stream we can all watch together as friends when
>>71514709
fucking kek, you got a link to this?
>>71514762
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4qfwoo/hi_guys_its_gordon_ramsay_back_for_another_ama/
enjoy
![gordon.ramsays.home.cooking.s01e04.720p.hdtv.x264-c4tv.mkv_snapshot_13.31_[2016.07.01_22.59.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9cTQqjb.jpg "gordon.ramsays.home.cooking.s01e04.720p.hdtv.x264-c4tv.mkv_snapshot_13.31_[2016.07.01_22.59.01].jpg")
>Rub it just like I used to do to you in the bath
what did he mean by this?
>>71514709
>>71514762
>>71514792
You have to go back.
>>71514792
Gordon BTFO small dick redditers
>>71514833
Wonder who he was dictating that to
I am getting sick of these threads
>>71514904
Then hide or filter then you fucking donkey.
>>71514499
What episode is this from?
>>71514833
what in the fuck
>>71514904
I bet its because you're a fatty who's trying to watch his weight, and every time you see that pizza you get hungry for food you know you shouldn't be eatingI'm projecting
>>71514904
learn 2 meme
>>71514946
Pantaleone's.
It's on YouTube.
>>71514652
Raw dough doesn't taste good though.
Gordon saves another marriage through the power of simple to prepare traditional food with a contemporary twist.
>>71514991
Great thanks.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cuAphgA6JF
What chain pizza joint has the best pizza and wings ?
>>71515249
Papa Johns
>>71515249
Papa Johns is the best chain 'za
>>71514709
>people award him lebbit gold
lol wtf
>>71514800
I don't think I can become a father. Especially this day and age where your young daughter has massive tits and ass and looks like a hotter young version of her mother and father.
>>71514833
HAHA SAVAGE outta fucking nowhere
>>71514897
runslikechickens
>>71514709
>harumph i dont feel like answering an innocuous question
so based. imagine how based he would be if he literally cried every time he was asked as well
>>71515591
you just build up a mutually sexual relationship, worked for me
>>71515815
>tfw have hot daughter
>tfw she doesn't like 'go 'za
>tfw no longer attracted to her
My favorite episode is the one with the twins that run the pizzeria in California. They're just so goofy and clueless that I have no clue how they got enough money to buy the place period. It's hilarious that out of all the places he's been, they're one of the few that are still open too.
Thats one hella epic 'za
>>71514499
I havnt eaten in two days, that pizza looks tight. Even with the grease.
i want to stab her everytime she laughs
https://youtu.be/TefHPtBx2BM?t=265
>>71516528
That pizza looks like some of the most disgusting pizza in the world.
>Shitty crust apparent from a mile away
>tomato sauce looks canned and congealed
>cheese looks barely melted
>toppings look like actual garbage
I'd rather have shitty gas station pizza than that.
I like the one where he yells at everyone for being incompetent.
>>71517004
I like the one where the reopening is going badly so he takes the owner outside for one last pep talk and that finally gets through to them just in time to save the restaurant.
![fafG1gO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i4MUoUY.jpg "fafG1gO[1].jpg")
>>71514499
Looks fine to me
>>71517418
now this i want to be soft and sticky in the middle
>>71517418
I'd cum all over her pepperonis if you know what i mean
>>71514904
*Gordon Ramsay violin noise*
Kitchen Nightmares is reality-core. You can fuck off, you cow.
>>71516785
I want to stab her fishpie everytime I see her
"There have been times where I have had diarrhea, but it doesn't happen very often."
>>71514904
Kitchen Nightmares is Reality-Kįńo.
>>71517695
>Literally shits on the floor
>it's another Gordon flirts with the qt waitress episode
>it's another the qt waitress giggles at Gordon's flirtations episode
>>71517849
>It's a Gordon orders the worst sounding things on the menu and it turns out the dishes are terrible episode
>>71517924
In what restaurant does pizza sound like the worst thing on the menu?
>>71517697
>just Kįńo
>not lè êl Kìnòmætòggraphìque
Think I'll skip this show then, I have certain standards..
>>71517951
He ordered cauliflower steak once in that Hotel Hell show. There's no way it's going to be good and he knows it.
>>71518041
Wonder if he's ever had a milk steak?
>>71517849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tet-OqP5p2o
KN UK > KN MURICA
damn it's so diferent seeing Gordon acting so cheerful sometimes trying to inspire young chefs
>>71518611
needs some chocolate
>>71518041
What's wrong with cauliflower?
>>71518838
lab made freak plant
>>71518838
More like cuckiflower.
>>71517418
Why is Dennis Quaid a hot chick?
>>71519033
So like pretty much every vegetable we eat today.
>>71519167
Cauliflower has nothing to do with your inability to think of anything other than large black men fucking your wife.
>>71517418
>>71519375
making a new fruit or vegetable is cool, but who the fuck asked for albino broccoli? for what purpose does this exist, other then it was some college kids thesis project?
>>71519480
but why?
>>71519450
I don't know, but there's nothing wrong with it.
>>71519540
whats right about it?
>>71519651
Tastes good.
>>71519480
What is that?
>>71514709
This isn't based. This is just him being an asshole to maintain some sort of fake image.
>>71519832
Culinary interpretation of hell.
>>71519571
FINGER LICKING GOOD
>>71519480
>>71519491
This is pretty much the definition of hipster
>>71519480
The thing that makes this really stupid
Is that it can't be practically eaten
There is no 'plan of attack' to eat that
>>71519856
hi HelpImTrappedInIowa
>>71519997
Is this from that fat fuck that all the students in /ck/ is gay for?
>>71520125
yes
>>71520270
gets me every time. where is it all coming from?
>>71520335
cooking with jack show
>>71519764
Cauliflower fried in a gross pan and served as a steak is gross, which is the entire point of my post you faggot. Get out of the kitchen.
>>71520125
no that's JoeysWorldTour
>>71520384
i was talking about all the liquid in the taco
>>71520447
So fry it in a clean pan. Does your whole family struggle with simple concepts or is that just you?
>>71520508
If you could actually fucking read you'd know we're talking about a TV show. Watch Hotel Hell and find the episode with the cauliflower steak you retard.
>>71520384
>>71520270
someone post the coolwhip jello abomination
>>71520508
Does your whole family struggle with reading comprehension or is it just you?
>>71520622
Respond quick and you'll be blessed with great (YUUUU)'s
>>71520684
what the fuck is that
>>71514499
This pizza looks nice and I would eat it so fuck all you redditors.
>that fucking block of cheese
>>71520738
can you please tell the poster above you fuck off
>>71520465
whats the name of this chick anon and you better fucking reply
>>71520738
"Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad"
>>71520846
is that a tartare burger?
>>71520684
any recipe that starts with dumping a can of pineapples into a saucepan cant end well
>>71520793
Miss Alvarez
I AINT NO BITCH, CHEF
>>71520897
It was supposed to be a medium rare burger but Jack undercooks everything
>>71521016
"if your chicken is a bit pink like that put it in the microwave"
How can he call himself a chef?
>>71520793
miss alice, senpai.
>>71520547
If you could actually read you'd know the person/people I'm responding to are arguing that cauliflower is inherently shit.
>>71520664
Goes double for you spastic.
>>71521062
No spoonfeeding
>>71520093
Sure there is. Grab a fork and start eating.
>>71521016
>>71521035
I don't know if that's the result he's looking for, but I'd eat his food, given that I was paid a hefty sum.
I could eat the tartare burger for 2000€. The pink chicken would cost him at least 3000 though.
>>71520747
>the look on his face as soon as he tastes it
>>71521208
How much would you eat this one for?
>>71520747
>>71521016
>>71520846
is this guy a meme that /ck/ makes fun of or do they genuinely use him as guidance?
>>71521257
He's a meme that /ck/ makes fun of but he also has over 250k YouTube subscribers and most of them actually take him seriously
>>71521236
2500 for the part he cut off.
at least 5000 for the whole thing.
>>71521236
the fuck is that
>>71521306
>when you wanted to become wolverine but your parents enlisted you in a cuisine course.
>>71521306
how the fuck do you get meat so black on the outside but have the inside almost completely raw?
>>71521306
is he retarded or something, I don't get it.
>>71521419
a very short burst of very hot heat maybe?
>>71521357
>when you _____meme
I want Instagramers to fuck off and die
>>71521419
Really high temp and short cooking time.
>>71521419
You turn the over up to like 500 degrees and cook it for 10 minutes.
This is a mistake I used to make a lot when I was like fucking 10
>>71521306
What the fuck are those ninja claw things? This isn't like a legitimate cooking implement is it?
>>71521306
Pork can be eaten like that without trouble
>>71521499
those look like some sort of autistic weapons he bought off of the cold steel website, or it's some self defense for women thing that he just happened to have, i've been cooking almost 6 years and i've never seen shit like that before; if you want to cut meat you cut it thick to keep it from getting cold too fast and if you want it ground you'd fucking grind it BEFORE cooking it
>>71521464
>when you want to diss someone but only ridicule yourself
>>71521499
>>71521593
"pulled" meat is the latest meme food, they're implements for that, what we used to refer to as "stripped" meat. Works good for poultry and roast meats
>>71521419
It's called """""juicy"""" and """"just perfect"""' by Dr. Jack
>>71518702
such a qt
![03_romper_stomper[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ie5XAda.jpg "03_romper_stomper[1].jpg")
>>71521722
>that tattoo
>>71514499
>That's big pie...
Why did Molly O'Brien's sushi pizza never become a meme?
>>71521815
thats the thin crust m8
>>71518041
THEN WHY DO THEY SERVE IT?
>>71517924
>>71521823
>>71521815
For you
>>71519480
hello 100 % carbs and fat
>>71520093
There's a webm where they just open up a bag of Doritos and then squirt a dozen different sauces into it. I think you're supposed to tip up the bad and drink it.
>it's a "Gordon asks the customers if they expect burgers to be fresh or frozen" episode
>>71521953
that's sad.
>>71521947
>whos shoes are they
>not mine
Made me kek more than i'd like to admit
>>71521953
More like uggo ko Lmao
>>71514499
I've been marathoning Kitchen Nightmares for the past week.
Worst episode i've seen is Zanya's Flaming Grill....the cook/owner has the most annoying voice i've ever heard. I don't know how anyone works with that woman.
Ms Jean's Southern Cuisine was also awful. I have no fucking idea how they're still in business. Everything they made looked terrible
>>71521998
whenever he talks to guests and the owner is there I have to get up and cringe in another room
>>71517695
What episode?
>>71521998
That's just to shame the jackass owner into changing their ways
>>71522071
Fite me bitch
>>71521998
>>71522093
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-3MOPerDeY
Quite often that's my favorite part
>Barefoot Bobs went back to their old tiki bullshit & threw out Gordon's menu changes
Whatta bunch of massholes
https://www.yelp.co.uk/biz/barefoot-bobs-beach-grill-hull?sort_by=date_desc
will Gordon ever go to flavortown and become truly enlightened?
>>71514499
>Gordon will never say your food was amazing
Why even live?
Do you think Gordon activates his almonds?
>>71522342
Can you imagine how good they felt?
>>71522342
I mean he's one of the greatest chefs of all time, of course he's going to be picky
>>71518611
Howtobasic's Dinner ?
>>71522089
where can I stream it?
>>71522898
jewtube
>>71523004
k thanks
>>71517483
I dont know what you mean, elaborate anon
>>71523086
SHE'S RAWWWW!!!
>>71523215
p...pink in the middle?
>>71520698
YUUUUU
>>71519480
Haram snack pack
LITERALLY
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/OXLmtI66u9Lmi-10WiGahA/
USELESS
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/OXLmtI66u9Lmi-10WiGahA/
MODERATION
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/4sV-gP9jmPsBqZteoQo4zw/
WHO CANT SEEM TO STAMP OUT SAMEFAGGOTS
OR TELLING PEOPLE TO STOP BEING MEMEFAGS AND USE A DIFFERENT IMAGE IF YOU WANT THE SAME TOPIC DISCUSSION
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/4sV-gP9jmPsBqZteoQo4zw/
LITERALLY LEDDDIT
Fuck off OP
Fuck off /sp/amming faggots
>>71524882
We're talking about Kitchen Nightmares, faggot, fuck off
>>71522125
Hotel Hell season 3 episodes 3 and 4. Town's Inn.
>>71514735
rip claude
>>71514709
Tbh he has sort of answered this question in the past.
https://youtu.be/_fJLf2sk3ag?t=6m41s
>>71515260
>>71515322
dominos master race here
>>71518611
>"Just put milksteak. She'll know what that is."
>"She's not gonna know what that is! Nobody knows what that is!"
>>71514800
RAMSEYED
Who here /wagyu/?
Greek cryfu is best foodfu.
>>71524882
>>71528313
The fuck was wrong with that chef?
>>71528531
He was Brazilian.
>>71515591
you are a disturbed individual...
>>71528592
No, he has simply mastered his Id.
>>71528728
the antiquated three point idea of self has to be discarded to fully trancend. having fantasies about fucking a young girl who is also your own daughter means you are fully enveloped into the machine, a drone
>wake up
>log on to /tv/
>'go 'za thread on front page
These are good times
>>71528860
You speak from experience?
>>71528860
>the antiquated three point idea of self has to be discarded to fully trancend.
You're late for philosophy 101 buddy
>You don't microwave salad you fucking donut
What did he mean by this?
>>71529008
donut is the best insult
>>71528560
he literally looks like relevant picture
