King Renly Baratheon's Rainbow Guard edition
>>71511508
Azor Jon
This show is shit
1st for happy Stannis
>>71513626
>Rainbow Guard
And people still try to claim book Renly is not as much of a faggot
>>71513631
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON AZOR JON
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
DAILY REMINDER THAT THIS SEASON IS OVER
I wish the useless cuck mods would do their fucking job.
>>71513626
>>71513644
he's not just drugged up, he's also grieving for bran and rickon.
Jeyne is fucking scum.
>>71513644
>making love
>on opiates
yea your dick kind of doesn't work when you're that high on opiates
>>71513651
the king who cared ;_;
>>71513716
What?
thanks uncle benjen
What could this mean?
>>71513727
it clearly works with milk of the poppy
>>71513689
Take it easy friend, your blacked threads and capeshit threads will get more attention soon enough.
The dornish words are "Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken", The Sand Sneks are going to betray danny because they're evil.
I'd rather that Doran lived, and betrayed Dany because they won't bow to a Targ.
>>71513631
Jon is the last hero you confused child.
>>71513716
REPLY
>>71513653
Book Renly is gay for sure but being a flamboyant faggot it not his defining trait.
>>71513644
I like the show version of this better. It's so much more powerful if he made the choice because of love, and had to choose between keeping his promises and maintain his honor or give in to his feelings and then suffer the consequences thereafter. Sure, it rhymes well with Ned's fate that honor was what killed him, but I think that Robb's love story has so much more weight in the series version than the book
>>71513644
agreed
>>71513670
holy shit
>>71513760
If only the sand snakes were capable of filming descent fight scenes that didn't force bronn and jaime to over exaggerate to make up for there lack of effort.
>>71513767
You say powerful I say stupid
>>71513716
Liar!
>>71513670
Lol
>>71513767
the book version just wouldn't work that well in the show, it would most likely feel very rigid. jeyne westernling is barely even a character in the books, she speaks to cat a couple times but that's about it. she's just this quiet background character.
>>71513813
Literally the worse fight scene in the history of mankind.
>Dany, on Drogon, is circling over Euron's fleet
>Euron has been hit with an arrow in the eye, and he staggers over to a ballistae.
>He pushes the Ironborn manning it out of the way, maybe into the water and spins it himself
>"You won't get away with this, cunt" he shouts at the top of his voice
>Fires a bolt right through Drogon's neck
>Drogon comes plummeting down, we're in the PoV of Dany as it crashes into the ocean
>We see her emerge, drowning, from the water
>She's rescued
>Starts screaming for Drogon but he's already dead
>>71513781
>;__;
Why did this show give in to the normie memes?
>Cersei saying ''shame''
>Jon acknoweldging the winter is coming meme
>>71513767
No it's fucking retarded. His whole downfall is because of "Like father, like son". Not because it's some Romeo & Juliet shit. Also, the books had a better romance. Robb and Jeyne were struggling with each other. It's obvious Robb wasn't in love with Jeyne but married her out of obligation but in time, she starts growing on him and he opens up on her. This is far more relevant to a story taking place in a medieval-ish time where forced marriages were a thing and you had to like what you ended up with instead of LMAO IT'S LIKE FORBIDDEN LOVE WITH FOREIGNER FEMINIST AND VERY TRAGIC.
Even when it wasn't the focus, the relationship of Robb and Jeyne was far more fitting to the overall setting than Robb and brown SJW mocking Robb's most feared advisors.
>>71513813
my personal theory is they get tommy wiseau to direct the sand snek action scenes
>>71513856
If this happens Euron will become my god
How do you guys think Varys will die?
>>71513856
delete this
>>71513913
cia
>>71513880
You honestly think they did those just because they've become memes?
>>71513856
>/tv/ complains about GoT having shitty writing
>Writes fanfiction on par with junior high creative writing essays.
>>71513895
Literally you can watch the short haired cunt extend her fist a centimetre or two and the person receiving it jumps back a few feet if not metres. It was the most ridiculous thing to be witnessed in human history.
>>71513937
Still beats the show's writing
Only good thing to come out from GoT since season 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I
>>71513928
Yes, obviously.
>>71513937
He can't penetrate Dany's cunt with his big cock, so he's going to shaft her dragon.
>>71513955
This is what kids on summer break actually believe.
>>71513949
>short haired cunt
whoa whoa whoa
bad poosi didndonuffin, she a good poosi
the other two can fuck off though
>>71513949
I'd love to kick the ever loving shit out of d&d for the sandsnake scenes.
>>71513978
It's terrible.
even for a Sam scene.
So why does anyone north of Harrenhal trust Littlefinger when he openly held a dagger to Ned's throat in the throneroom of King's Landing?
>its a Lady Olenna reacts with mild annoyance to her family and house being wiped out scene
>Book Robb
Robb Stark's war against the Lannisters mirrors Hannibal Barca's against Rome. Just like Hannibal, Robb inherited a war from his legendary father. At a young age, his skills on the field exceed even the most experienced commanders. Both Robb and Hannibal are by oath destined to fight their enemy to the bitter end. Both possess an ability to rally and motivate their men like none before. Both dare bold marches across uncharted terrain. Both ultimately lose because their home land is invaded and they don't have enough support to continue to fight. The planned westerland battle against Tywin very much mirrors the conditions Hannibal fought the Romans with in Cannae.
>Show Robb
GUY IS HORNY AND MARRIES UNDER THE WRONG RELIGION AND THEN HE DUMB AND DIES
>>71513990
its ok you can masturbate to her and still call her shit snek
>>71513644
Is there a bad pussy version?
>>71513626
I want Cersei to dominate me.
>>71513999
i really wonder if they even watched those scenes. i mean they are hacks and do a lot of dumb shit, but the dorne scenes were way beyond their level of hackery.
i think those scenes were filmed at the very last minute and they just threw them together as fast as possible and didn't even watch the final edit because they had a ton of other shit to do
>>71513959
>obviously
It's not fucking obvious at all. "Winter is coming" has been around since the first book and shame was obvious pottery and it made sense for Cersei to say it.
>>71513990
poosi scene was fine, just the fight scenes were so unbearable I'd rather castrate myself then endure it.
>>71513955
you'd be executed on the spot for saying this in medieval times
>>71514014
What the audience sees isn't the same as what the players see.
Nobody saw him do it, remember all those loyal to Ned died in that room at that moment. Everything after that event was spun to make Ned look like a traitor.
>>71513856
>>Dany, on Drogon, is circling over Euron's fleet
its dragOn
you write humon instead of human too?
>sneks get to be on the winning side despite murdering doran, trystain(?) and myrcella
not ok
>be Jon
>burdened by your new responsibilities
>keep thinking 'what would king Joffrey do, what would king Joffrey do'
>Sansa yells at you 'Jon! Be brave like Joffrey! Be a real man!'
>>71514090
In George's setting Dragons are called Drogons.
>>71514096
>winning side
>implying that jon won't team up with the white walkers to defeat the villainous targaryen alliance
So is this general only newfags? Who was here just after S1 when the entire general started to read the books? This thread was pretty good back then. Before the show had become an excuse for feminist propaganda and before GRRM decided to call it the quits.
>>71514062
> "what father promised"
> big smile
> "YAAY 10 YEARS OF COLD, NO FOOD AND POTENTIAL DEATH"
> Cersei going out of door
> "Oh, and one more thing: #shame *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*"
101/0 writing.
>>71514117
jon's knees are gonna bend like your mother over a kitchen counter.
>>71514119
i don't even remember any designated got general threads from season 1, season 2 had them i think
>>71513981
>>71514074
But it's true.
If D&D wrote it, you'd have Euron talking more about his cock, Dany magically winning and gaining his army while looking smug.
Why didn't the tyrel army just seize kings landing?
>>71514195
because they read the script
>>71513716
You a shit
>>71514195
No leadership you dunce
Their lord just got obliterated in an event that seemingly came out of nowhere. The only person still alive that could give them the order to sack KL was miles away.
>>71514162
What the fuck are you on about? I didn't comment on the quality of the writing, just saying that those particular lines made sense and saying they're there just because of the memes is stupid.
>>71513653
Rainbows in the books actually represent holiness and piousness, as they represent the 7 Gods.
The sigil of the Warrior's Sons is a Rainbow Sword.
Renly is charismatic and flamboyant but he's also advertising himself as a religious king - to contrast with Stannis's heresy and Joffrey's blasphemy.
>>71513793
>those outfits
>that venue
>'fuck me' eyes from Sophie
>>71513644
Large ass?
Prove it.
>>71514260
she literally has the best ass on the entire show
also wtf is up with captcha, anyone else getting weird bugs with it?
REMINDER THAT WE HAVE NEVER SEEN EURON AND DAARIO IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME
EURON == DAARIO CONFIRMED
>>71514283
No, everything fine with classic captcha and only a retard would use something else.
>>71514283
>she literally has the best ass on the entire show
I can't just take your word for it. You have no credibility here.
>>71513978
delte this
>>71513856
Would love this. Doesn't have to be Drogon, any other dragon will do just fine.
>>71514162
SHAME and CONFESS made up 94% of all that Unella said.
>>71513978
Why
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T039Md5.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>71514314
Reminder that Smee is a Goldcloak in S2.
>>71514283
yeah
loading the pics takes like 20 seconds
>>71514256
It's a perplexing picture. They're all dressed up like it's a big important event but then there's fucking Micky D's all day breakfast on the background, everyones slurping whipped cream and french fries seem to be the main fucking course.
BURN
THEM
ALL
>>71514195
And there was also Jaime with a Lannister army. Do you even watch PJ?
>>71514090
wait you think its spelt human? wow get a load of this guy
>>71514283
It's impossible to shitpost with this large captcha delay
>>71513716
y
>>71513716
fuck u
>>71514385
After Emilia's catering costs McDonald's was the only thing they could afford.
WHITE WOLF WISE WOLF
>>71514385
Yeah lad, English girls are easy.
>>71514503
Pussy. Got his entire army slaughtered and needed cia man to save his useless arse.
>>71514476
Will Qyburn betray the Lannisters? They wanted him dead at harrenhal
>>71514503
THE KING IN THE NORTH
So how would you ranks the books and the seasons.
4>3>1>2>6>5
ASOS>ADWD>AGOT>ACOK=AFFC
shouldnt jon be planning for war with the others?
So do the northmen and the Knights of Arryn actually believe in white walkers and zombies or what? Seems like they're pretty quick to rally around independence to fight something they all assumed was a myth.
>>71514651
Yes, yes he should.
He shouldnt have wasted time and men fighting ramsay and instead continued to prepare for the WW
>>71514520
>>71514636
1>3>2>4>5>6
ADWD>ASoS=Acok>Agot=AFfC
>>71514255
Is Renly the Marco Rubio of Westeros?
>>71514699
lel enjoy your emo retard fag
>burn down temple of the dosh khaleen and slaughter the elders
>the dothraki see her emerge
>this foreign female witch killed their people and destroyed their holy site
>let's rape and kill her for her crimes
>NOPE she's god lol how convenient!
Seriously how the fuck did she think that plan would work? When will she face consequences for her mistakes?
Is 4chan nearly unusable for anyone else? I'm getting horrible lag and captchas are fucking up disgustingly, I'm on mobile though so I'm avoiding that by using mobile data to post
>>71513644
>>71513705
Never read the books but that sounds like rape to me.
She raped him.
>>71514751
Probably never
>>71514770
>captchas are fucking up disgustingly
yes
>>71514771
women cant rape idiot
>>71514751
never, Mary Sue Targaryen will always have everything go according to plan, free, etc
>>71514770
You have to click outside the captcha rapidly 10 to 15 times, the gloss over the screen will fade and the captcha appears. It's a new feature.
>>71513716
No.
>>71513716
>>71514809
that drogo is so shit
at least dany looks accurate
>>71514162
You fucking autist, that's exactly how a normal person would react to the news
>>71514770
use legacy captcha?
Fuck, this place is cancer.
I can't believe the mods still allow this.
>>71513978
FOR YOU
>>71513716
i would have fucked renly too if i could
he was qt
>>71514889
How is it cancer?
>>71514911
Renly wasn't a twink, bro.
He was literally just Young Robert if Robert was into fashion and dudes.
Renly fucked so much twink boipucci that half the squires in King's Landing are confused about their sexuality now
>>71513716
nigger
>in the books
this rock is honorable, it has held its place for centuries, nay, millennia. It was once part of a mighty castle but now it lays alone, in the cold dirt. The rock has become smaller in size but larger in character. It represents the sturdiness of tradition in Westeros but also how nothing can withstand change. It has sharp edges that can hurt you but only if you're careless. In the books, actions have consequences
>in the show
HURR IT'S JUST A ROCK BRUH LET'S JUST HAVE THE CHARACTERS WALK BY WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDGING IT
>>71513978
frki
>>71514686
Except now he has the entire North behind him
>>71515007
Which doesn't mean shit since the north is depleted as fuck
>>71514968
Kek
>>71514957
>ywn be a young impressionable squire who gets raped by the king
FBM
>>71513716
that's not nice, anon
>>71514915
can't wait
>>71514395
It really looks like she has a long neck here.
>>71514743
so mad
>>71513716
BAZINGA!
why didnt they get ned's real daughters to play sansa and arya stark?
i was wondering where this ballista theory came from all of a sudden
did a quick google
oh look it's a redditor theory being pushed
why am I not surprised
all of these speculation memes seem to be leaking from you reddit cunts these days
did you try to push that Female Griff theory as well?
What comes first, TWOW or TGT chapter 23?
>>71515060
>eyepatch
??????
>>71514968
BTFO
>>71515164
I thought I started it by complaining about how no one ever tries to bring ballistas or similar when going up against Dany
>>71515164
I made the femgriff meme as an experiment, it didn't go very well but it was kinda eerie when Cersei's outfit in the coronation scene was the same as what I described for femgriff's coronation scene and the lighting was also nighttime and gloomy
The experiments are continuing in other generals and outlets, GoT has become too predictable though
Just finished binge watching from the beginning up till now in a week
How do you guys manage to keep up with all the names and locations? There's been so many times where I've had to pause and google a name cause I can't remember who/what the fuck that was.Also, since I'm a new watcher, when do the seasons usually start
where do i get a torrent of the series edited to be entirely from tyrions pov?
>>71513716
ebin
Since long lost family members tend to be attracted to each other will Jon and Dany fuck each other next season?
>>71515280
check reddit, they love tyrion
>>71514651
That's exactly what he is doing.
Uniting the North and getting the Vale as support was kinda important.
(More soldiers and MUCH needed supplies)
At the same time getting rid of a large enemy force that threatened to attack.
>>71515270
I put on the captions. Reading names over and over is the best way to memorize anything.
>>71513865
Based af
>>71515270
April in every year.Its fairly easy to remember things just rewatch and read the parts you don't understand on the wiki.Waiting for S7 I would recommend you to read the books they are a lot better.Also did you notice a drop in quality after S4.
>>71515326
ah, you prefer deep characters like daenerys or hodor?
>>71515270
My gf has been watching for at least a year or two and she didn't know Jorah's name. She only remembered who I was talking about when I said "the knight who loves Daenerys"
I don't really understand this trend of forgetting characters' names
>>71513813
>implying nikolaj sucked in that scene because of the sand snakes can't fight
>implying any fight scene with nikolaj can be good
Ending confirmed.
>>71515270
careful about googling names and dont even click wiki its full of spoilers at first glance
just write them down in notepad or something i had this problem too and i still write tywin instead of tyrion from time to time
>>71515454
>>71515417
lmao u mad
go to reddit if you want to chat about your manlet so badly
>>71513716
Fuck off.
Mfw
Has GRRM commented on the S6 finale yet????
>>71515478
>Yara for Salt Queen
D&D just might do it. Luckily in the books Euron despises the Ironborn and is sacrificing his entire home and culture and hopes to awaken and kill the Drowned God, ensuring their extinction.
>>71515535
*farts*
>>71513716
immunity cat anyone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RwopakjO60
HERE COMES THE CRESCENDO
>>71515162
nice tits
>>71515478
>Margaery
Someone's not been keeping up
>>71514119
>Before the show had become an excuse for feminist propaganda
>>>/pol/
>>71513781
>not paying a shit of attention to season 1 and 2
>implying book loras never fucked anyone since renly's death
>>71515509
chat about my manlet? just surprised at ur shit taste m8
>>71515547
>Asha renamed to Yara to avoid confusion with Osha
>Osha dies like a shitty random character anyway
fuck you dd for screwing ironborn so much
![varys-game-of-thrones[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G8gfYEz.jpg "varys-game-of-thrones[1].jpg")
Who would be your Hand of the King
>>71513644
She is not a peasant, she's a daughter of one of the triach of volantis.
>>71515576
>implying book loras never fucked anyone since renly's death
But he didn't
>>71515473
Is it weird that I got horny just from watching that.
>>71513651
g..gentoo?
>>71515562
KNEE = BENT
>>71515592
>>71515592
thing (addams family)
>>71515592
Tywin, Davos or Ned
The "glee" felt by people after the death of all those people in the Church has opened my eyes to the truth that normies are actually all scum. They're just bad people. In another scene Walder eats some of his own sons, and people celebrate it as something great instead of being disgusted. Shameful world.
So it's almost certain that someone will go "No one can defeat me!" and then Orya will teleport behind them and got "Im nobody lol" before killing them.
but who will it be?
>>71515535
Word on the street is he didn't like it very much.
>>71515592
The Best Hand
>>71515562
I have sown a lot of seed in honor of Melisandre but I don't know that I want to reap it
If the Night's King has the power to leave a mark on Bran which breaks the spell of the wall and cause it crashing down, what's stopping the Night's King from just doing that himself anyway?
>>71511127
Can someone explain the dusty Mesa meme?
I know the song was in True Detective, but why is it used with the night king ?
>>71515562
I knee the bend
>>71513716
You sneaky deeky
>>71515592
>>71515668
Knee=explode
>>71515668
underrated post
>>71515689
You only just realized this?
>>71515706
Hay I can inspect elements too!
>>71515592
The High Sparrow
>>71515592
Davos is the only one I trust to not plot behind my back or abandon me at the first sign of trouble
>>71515761
I thought they were meant to be scenes that would upset people. I know people hate Walder, alright. But I don't think anyone hated Mace or Kevan but they still seem to be happy over that. Americans are just bad people, I guess.
What are obvious things in GoT that you initially didn't realize?
>>71515763
what are these elements you speak of
>>71515592
Thoros. A drinking buddy that can bring me back to life seems like a win-win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwjAcHfXvxY
1:39
Olenna telling it like it is.
>>71515791
That it's shit
>>71513978
You are an ever clever goose
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.INTERNAL.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv].mkv - 00001.png](https://i.imgur.com/oJougJ4.png "Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.INTERNAL.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[ettv].mkv - 00001.png")
>>71513978
there is nothing wrong with the Sam scene
>>71515747
I like, the artist even got the mole.
If they were up for it I would commission them for more loli bear poses
>>71515592
Chad Summerchild
>>71515788
Preston actually made a good point about this in his video. Death, violence and revenge are supposed to make you feel bad in the got universe but the last episode had the opposite effect
>>71515725
There are a lot of parellels between True Detective and GoT/ASOIAF, including "Carcosa" being in Essos.
I guess that pic of the Night's King with fire resembles the opening shot of TD season 1, though I don't know why the autist is so obsessed with this.
>>71515592
Preston.
>>71515791
I never understood why the Targs didn't just burn the Dornish fields, blockade their ports and starve them to death and I still don't get it
So basically the show is just a written account of what happened by people in the Citadel?
>>71515706
is this real?
>>71515553
>>71515706
Most helpful thank you
NO WOMEN AND CHILDREN
>>71513978
>>71515885
My pleasure
>>71515842
>Preston actually made a good point about this in his video. Death, violence and revenge are supposed to make you feel bad in the got universe
Preston is a dumb shit if he actually thinks GRRM is anti-war and violence. He might say he's a pacifist, but it doesn't matter because he continuously romanticizes and glorifies war, violence and bloodlines.
D&D simply distilled this shitty series to its essence.
Why does Mel say her bed doesn't have much use not that Stannis is away in her ADWD chapter is Stannis cheating on his wife even after making that shadow baby?
>>71513716
Fuck u
>>71515912
So you are saying asoiaf is pro violence and pro war? How?
>>71515871
If it was Gurm would have said "How many children did Scarlet D O'Hara have?"
>>71515915
Yes. Stannis' men even refer her as the real/true queen as Jon/Sam observes.
>>71515912
>continuously romanticizes and glorifies war, violence and bloodlines.
It's like we've read different books entirely. Do elaborate.
>>71515912
Reminder based Tolkien was /fit/ as fuck and slaughtered Krauts in his spare time while writing LOTR.
Compare that to this sorry excuse for a writer who will be lucky if he lives to see his next book released.
>>71513716
>>71513978
DELETE THIS
>>71515847
Thanks man.
![Samwell_Tarly[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UnPormj.jpg "Samwell_Tarly[1].jpg")
I'm tired of this literal cuck taking up screentime. He's been alive 6 seasons too long. I thought he was finally gone is season 2's finale but nope he gets saved. When the FUCK does he die?
>>71513716
Fuck off m8
>>71513978
>>71513978
My mother is already dead bitch.
I'm immune to your shit.
i burst out laughing when i first read about the rainbow guard in the books
jesus ch*ist
can you guys teach me how to use reddit
>>71516032
never
>>71515562
I BEND THE KNEE TO JON
>>71516032
But he's at the pinnacle of his storyline, Sam's AFFC chapters are some of the best in the series. We'll see Euron attack Oldtown from his POV.
>>71515958
Just like I said, it glorifies violence. It has pretty knights and supernatural "most beautiful woman in the world" queens, awesome murderous pirates, greedy schemers, and royal dynasties that simply have "better blood". He throws in the arbitrary "war is hell" message (that's pretty much in every book written in the last century) but for the most part it's standard edgy fantasy tropefest.
As GRRM said to Preston about "the path not taken" (the path of non-viokence): "It's dressing, I was thinking of putting it on the salad."
>>71515842
It's not "sposed to make you feel bad"
That's so silly and completely insulting to the complexity of the show.
Arya, Sansa, and Cersei all got visually interesting revenge in the last episode but the consequences of their personality shifts / actions haven't even come into play yet.
- Expect Arya to take things too far
- Expect Sansa to betray her brother / cousin
- Expect Cersei to get BTFO by the rebelling city.
It's not anti-anything, it's pro consequence.
To say anything else would be to cheapen some of the best aspects of the writing, which I'd still have to admit isn't really that good on GRRM's part
>>71516086
His pecker is nothing to see, HAR!
>>71515842
>violence and revenge are supposed to make you feel bad in the got universe but the last episode had the opposite effect
It made me feel awfully awful. Oh, my sweet Unella, I hope she will find the peace in heaven.
>>71513978
FUCK
>>71516099
Preston should just write a book, I'd buy it desu.
>>71516032
>he's still fat as fuck
Easily the most unrealistic aspect of the entire show
>>71516032
Why exactly do you hate him?
>>71513716
>m-muh queen
>>71514256
>>71514385
fucking goblin kills the mood...fixed it
