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Queen of Love and Beauty
>>71507992
azor mace
>>71509713
If only...
azor theon
>You are Pycelle at this exact moment, looking at all the kids with the daggers/knives
What do?
So, uh...
Why didn't Jon get Melly to resurrect Rickon?
He should have at least tried.
>>71509748
>What do?
Run and not stand there like a fucking retard.
>>71509713
True Queen of Love and Beauty coming through
>>71509756
>Why didn't Jon get Melly to resurrect Rickon?
Why didn't Melly resurrect EVERYONE killed in the battle?
The whole concept of resurrection is retarded and stupid.
what's he thinking?
>>71509748
Masturbate furiously.
>>71509748
Feel happy I won't have to pay that whore from earlier
>>71509688
White whores are so lovely
The real Queen of Love and Beauty
>>71509773
he KTFO some kid on the vanguard that attacked him
Reminder to worship your True Queen's perfect ass
>>71509788
>I could do so much better than Cersei with my superior dane genes.
How legit is Yara's claim to the Salt Throne?
Yes Euron did kill Balon, but that's null and void since he's been democratically elected the king. I would wager at last 75-65% of houses in the Iron Islands support him, with the rest siding with Yara.
Theoretically she could kill Euron and wins Kingsmoot easily.
What do you think got? Can anyone red pill me on Ironborn inheritance law and kingsmoot.
>>71509748
Fart
Good scenario for Dany Losing
By Attrition.She is returning to Westeros with tyrion(who everyone thinks is a evil Imp), Dothraki rapist, greyjoy pirates and rapists, and slave soldiers. Lannisters will fight to the death, using force multipliers like wildfire to take down large portion of Dany's army, Euron will sneak attack their fleet and inflict damage on her army. The Riverlands in a dangerous mess and is in disarray, so even if some houses bend the knee she might end up losing some soldiers even there. In the North, I really hope they dont just surrender with a Jon-Dany marriage and there actually is a war, Dothraki would all die in the snow, 1 or 2 of the dragons betray Dany and join Jon (then it will become clear to everyone hes a targ, and with her army constantly massacring people and dothraki rapes, people will start turning on Dany and joining Jon to defend Westeros) That would be the best scenario, but GRRM and D&D have become too neutered by sjw to attempt something like this
We will probably have Dany descend on Westeros on a cloud of glory, win on easy mode and give one smug speech after another about how awesome she is. Then, as a show of mercy, after massacring the North(because she is STRONK) she will honor Jon by marrying him and allowing him to go down on her occasionally as a puppet king with no power
>>71509794
>Feel happy I won't have to pay that whore from earlier
AT LEAST SHE'S NEVER GETTING THAT MONEY NOW
/dany/
>>71509787
this
it's one of the worst thought out elements in GoT
>>71509846
>Good scenario for Dany Losing
Dude we all hate dany, but this is Dnd we are talking about here.
>>71509813
Post more ass Sophie!
>>71509835
The thing about the Ironborn is that the one with the biggest cock has the most power. Yara is a filthy usurper i hope she dies.
>>71509835
How many houses are on those fucking rocks? The geography and population of Westeros makes no sense to me. Where the fuck do these all of people live when there are only a handful of cities and tiny
>>71509870
and ASOIAF in general
What did you guys think of Preston's video?
>>71509835
On the iron islands might makes right, inheritance law is not that important
>>71509871
same anon here, i wouldnt be surprised if GRRM originally had what i wrote in mind, and will now change his story to fit with the feminist faggotry of this time
Is Dany's mother actually Lyanna?
>>71509873
>fat
>ugly
Eternal anglo, eternal anglo never changes.
>>71509876
>The thing about the Ironborn is that the one with the biggest cock has the most power.
Lol doesn't matter. Yara has Dany backing her.
And Yara's got the Iron Fleet on her side. No way Euron could build 1,000 ships in like a year, with no lumber on those islands.
The usurper Euron is going to get BTFO by the very dragons he wanted to use.
>>71509835
The kingsmoot is decided by vote. All ship captains get to vote on the next king. Yara lost fair and square. Euron is not a usurper regardless of what Dany says.
>>71509893
He's based for not sucking the show's dick and I enjoyed how assblasted the people got in the comments, but he's delusional quite often.
>>71509870
>>71509787
>>71509756
It requires a meaningful sacrifice.
Shireen was already exchanged, Jon cashed in.
>>71509835
Its not about legitmacy but who has more support
>Euron gets "elected"
>wants to kill Yara after she threaten to execute him if she wins kingsmoot
>Yara runs to danny with tears that her title was usurped from her
>dont worry we will get it back for you
She's just butthurt that she lost fair and square.
>>71509905
Plus we waited FIVE FUCKING YEARS FOR HER TO INVADE WESTEROS
And if you think they are going to prevent this by blowing out her fleet there would be fucking riots.
>>71509868
muh product placement
>>71509873
Of course!
>>71509910
no, it is cersei. don't you watch the show?
>>71509917
>he was born non Anglo
I'm so sorry anon.
>>71509942
what was the sacrifice for Beric? He was resurrected like 6 times and was still a goody 2 shoes, no significant change in personality and was still strong enough to bring back Caitlyn, albeit a botched version
>>71509713
Wait a minute, she's too ugly to be Lyanna.
Best matchup would be Lannisters (Cersei, Jaime) teaming with Jonsa against Dany+Sneks+Olenna.
After all, Cersei blames the Imp more than Salsa for killing Joff, and she never did anything bad to Salsa. Plus Jaime and Jon had that chat at WInterfell. Fuck Dany hope she loses sand gets raped by Zombiemountain
>>71509902
>On the iron islands might makes right, inheritance law is not that important
So that means Yara is the Queen, since she' got the most might to speak.
>>71509910
No, Preston.
>>71509946
this. But with the feminist cunts somehow she is the hero and euron the cvillain, its pathetic how agenda driven this show is. Im a liberal on mist issues, and even I can see how utterly agenda driven shit this show has become, I wouldnt be surprised if Euron wears a red make iron islands great again cap next season
>>71509942
Shireen was sacrificed for good weather.
It was months before Melly arrived at the Wall.
>>71509975
Sorry, but I don't like muslim countries.
Will she be fine? Cersei just wanted to scare her a little bit, right? So they'll let her go untouched, right?
RIGHT?
>>71509977
>what was the sacrifice for Beric?
Jonautists BTFO
>Read the books
>Can't help but think about what it would be like to fuck the Others
It apparently happens a lot, and in the books they're supposed to be pretty and stuff.
Would your dick get frostbite?
>>71509977
Thoros was a fat jolly man who was "full of life".
He became more gaunt and skinny after resurrections. He was basically channeling his own line force into Beric.
>>71509962
did u only read the first sentence i wrote? Do you have a reading or learning disability? I literally drew out a whole scenario of her attacking westeros. who said anything about her fleet getting destroyed and her not invading? learn to read before debating with adults
>>71509929
>Yara lost fair and square. Euron is not a usurper regardless of what Dany says.
Can't Yara just claim the throne under right of conquest like aegon the conqueror
Why is George taking so long to write the books? 5 years writing TWOW and it's still not released? Does he not give a fuck anymore now he has HBO money?
>>71510024
he became gaunt and skinny because instead of drowning in wine and meat and whores he started hanging out with the Brotherhood in the forest eating roots and berries and shit
ETA on the Stoneheart webm?
>>71509748
I still dont get why they made the kids kill him instead of literally anyone else.
>>71510029
>did u only read the first sentence i wrote?
Not at all.
>>71510017
>Fucking something that could kill you in an instant
are the inhabitants of the asoiaf universe retarded
So, how many times has she been hypocritical in the show so far?
>>71509748
Get the hidden buckler out from under your cloth and bash your way to freedom. They are only children. They showed him doing stretches a couple of seasons back, he's much more agile than he pretended to be.
>>71510054
because that's how he and Kevan get killed in the books, it was Varys there doe
S O P H I E
damn,
i would worship the fuck out of red priestesses
>>71510069
those are clearly different concepts. One is honorabru conquest, the other is marauding and piracy
>>71510069
rousing war speech to a bunch of barbarians has a different tone than a political statement from one ruler to her subject, dont be dense
>>71510069
To be fair, she says nothing about massacring and raping the common people for shits and giggles, only killing the nobles who would resist and taking the throne by force, there's no breach of logic here
>>71510117
>Dothraki
>honorable conquest
>>71510081
but that would actually make sense, considering varys doesn't have control over a literal mountain of muscles to do the work for him.
If you were Dany, where would you strike first in the Seven Kingdoms?
>>71510038
Sure but that's not really a claim is it. That's just justifying, poorly, naked conquest.
/Highgarden/ remembers
>>71510133
>implying they're any different to the Westeros conquerors who rape and pillage during war time
it's as honorable as it gets short of Stark levels of stupidity
repeating integers and stannis returns from the shadow realm
>>71509946
>>71509835
>>71509876
>>71509902
Im glad Daenerys will fuck these misogynists up.
God, the ironborn are so fucking dumb WAAH WE WANT A KING INSTEAD OF A QUEEN SO WE GONNA CHOOSE A MADMAN WHO KILLED OUR LAST KING INSTEAD
Im glad that the show portrays them as treacherous fools, they have done good job doing at least this. Fuck ironborn and their "male who yells harder wins" tribal democracy tier system.
>>71510176
(You)
>>71510156
is king's landing going to be renamed to queen's landing
>>71510152
>Sure but that's not really a claim is it. That's just justifying, poorly, naked conquest.
She could claim she's liberating the Iron Islands from an insane exiled usurper who killed her day. She's got the Iron Fleet and a bunch of houses backing her, including her own brother.
Who does Euron got on his side? Nobody. Heil Queen Yara I Greyjoy!
I just realized Mel never met CIA once despite being in Winterfell with him
How did Sansa know Ramsay's dogs hadn't eaten in a week? She rode away from the meeting before he said that...
Plot hole?
>>71510112
You and everyone else my friend.
>>71510176
ok you fit in, you can stop now
>Stannis is dead
>CIA is a cuck
So when will you guys finally accept Euron as our guy?
>>71509835
The book was far better. Here the most powerful houses on the iron isles sided with "Yara" because she wanted peace and trade with the mainlanders. Euron won the kingsmoot only because he used a dragonhorn(which is technically a slaver horn used to bind slaves to the will of the instrument wielder) and then everyone suddenly screamed for Euron to be king. He didn't win because of a good speech or lust for riches, he won because he used valyrian magic.
Jesus fucking christ. I totally forgot that Arya promised to kill Beric and Thoros.
Hopefully he just tries to kill them and the Hound talks her out of it, and to focus on Cersey and the mute executioner. Or maybe Arya just outright goes to the place where the king landed.
Anything else but the best adventuring duo dying by her hand. That would be the most anti-climatic and unsatisfying end for two guys most deserving to at least die in combat.
Fuck, just thinking about Arya killing them makes me puke. Kill Melisandre, i don't give a fuck.
>>71510200
she was told by somebody?
>>71509713
rhaegar pls go
>>71510209
Fuck you i only worship stannis
When you fuck a red priestess do you actually feel as if you were fucking her glamoured tight vagine or does it not mask physical contact as well?
Please respond.
Reminder Jon Snow is a fucking traitor to the Seven Kingdoms. The North is very clearly an administrative region within the Seven Kingdoms under Daenerys I Targaryen
Can't wait for Dany to publicly execute Jon Snow for treason.
>>71510227
he has round head like a tommen and shitty crown
and maybe 20 ships by now
>>71510197
He's a savage dumb brute with a big cock. That's just Dany's type of guy. Honestly its Yara and Theon that should be worried.
(her taste in men has always been questionable)
>>71510227
Now that Walder Frey is in heaven after never doing anything wrong, I do lean towards Euron as Our Guy.
>>71510227
>So when will you guys finally accept Euron as our guy?
Cause that title goes to the true Queen of the Iron Islands.
>>71510147
>Dock in dorne
>Rendezvous with Tyrell army in highgarden
>Consolidate forces there and take Casterly Rock
>Lannister morale in the ground
>March towards KL and take it easily
>Parlay with Jonsa/LF to bend the knee/marry or destroy them.
>>71510073
>he's much more agile than he pretended to be.
Also watch this deleted scene where Tywin sees through his act
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXJlUIQP94
>>71510250
i would assume stannis would have realized if he was putting his dick into a 300 yo vagina
Friendly reminder the Jon Snow death plot is a cheap writing plot tool to somehow justify Jon breaking his wovs. Any respectable noble in the North would execute him on the spot for desertion. Instead we get "king in da norf" and smug sansa smile. Kill me now.
>>71510268
>I do lean towards Euron as Our Guy.
You have to go back. Qyburn is OUR guy.
>>71510265
>he's a dumb brute because he says what the public want to hear so they elect him
>>71510147
Dragonstone. Its obvious
>>71510265
>>71510296
Make westeros great again!
>>71510295
>discount Varys
>anything but reddit's guy
>>71509748
Fart, of course.
>there's literally a character named Quentin Tyrell
we hip hop now
Seriously Gurm's not even trying
>>71510314
>Varys
>good
SJW, please.
>>71510200
>How did Sansa know Ramsay's dogs hadn't eaten in a week?
>>71510238
>she was told by somebody?
This, or she just made an educated guess. Ramsay did that a lot. He frequently starved the dogs so they would eat *anything*. It doesn't take much to predict that he would do the same at the eve of battle, so he can feed someone to the dogs.
So no, it's not a plot hole. And if there is a sensible explanation to something being "left out", that might as well be it. Not everything needs to be spelled out.
>>71510232
Why did she promise to kill them?
>>71510282
Wow, why was this deleted? That was a great scene.
>>71510296
>because there's so much on screen evidence that's hes more than that.
If there is one single biggest fuckup this season it Euron.
>>71510314
nice falseflag
>>71510270
how is she the true queen if she lost the vote fair and square?
>>71509868
what's wrong with her face?
>>71510322
martell you dumb negro
t. preston
>>71510322
retarded names general?
Beric Dondarrion seriously sounds like a 9 year old came up with it on the spot
>>71510351
Probably to make way for ebin draginnzzzzz xD
>>71510295
I know no guy but a guy who's name is Ace
>>71510366
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Quentin_Tyrell
>>71510232
>Fuck, just thinking about Arya killing them makes me puke. Kill Melisandre, i don't give a fuck.
>arya killing melisandre
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hope Mel fireballs Quasimodo to death.
Literally no one likes Arya and her bullshit Wolverine powers..
>>71510159
What does Hoegarden remember?
>>71510147
Army group A - Land in Storm's End, march to King's Landing, siege begins.
Army group B - Small force, but reinforced with 2 of the three dragons, begins blockage of Pyke. After Pyke falls, move on to blockading Castly Rock, ensuring the Lannisters have no where to run.
>>71510370
Drogon is a big black Dragon
Where the fuck are my intrigues?
The first seasons were full of scenes that boiled down to "several dudes talk in a room" and they were amazing.
Is this what people mean when they talk about shows' writing going downhill? Can they literally just not write them anymore? Hell we still have some every now and then but it's just Tyrion making funnies with the moors or talking to Varys about how much he loves him and is going to miss him.
>>71510393
Forgot my pick.
Army group A - Land in Storm's End, march to King's Landing, siege begins.
Army group B - Small force, but reinforced with 2 of the three dragons, begins blockage of Pyke. After Pyke falls, move on to blockading Castly Rock, ensuring the Lannisters have no where to run.
>>71510351
Thats was back in the day when every scene was a great scene.
>>71510232
>arya stabs Beric
>Beric laughs it off and puts his sword through her face
>>71510282
>all that stutteriring
What? Is he pretending to be retarded too?
>>71510352
I liked that he took the trial to be crowned king like a man and made it at least. Though it's ruined by the way he just marches up a small hill only to see the fleet going away when they were literally at the shore seconds earlier.
>>71510397
High fantasy has taken precedence over the political intrigue and every major character in the war for the throne was killed, now you only get dragons and ice zombies
>>71510402
>Stormlands? Pyke?
Shit Dany could sail straight to Kingslanding at this point.
>>71510358
>how is she the true queen if she lost the vote fair and square?
Cause she's gonna win it with right of conquest. Get hyped!
>>71510414
He literally is my friend.
>>71510386
How to make my dick point up
>>71510385
I'd be okay with that too. She has to do something because of "muh story-arc". I'd prefer if she would kill a couple of random guys that we have forgotten on the way to King's Landing. And when she finally gets there, Cercei is so pathetic that she doesn't even care about killing her anymore, and someone else does it.
I don't really care if they show her doing somersaults and other assassin shit like that as a side-character, just don't let her shit all over some actually good characters.
>>71510430
>Shit Dany could sail straight to Kingslanding at this point.
What if Cersei does that wildfire shit that Tyrion did that one time?
So how would you ranks the books and the seasons.
4>3>1>2>6>5
ASOS>ADWD>AGOT>ACOK=AFFC
>>71510470
1>3>2>4>6>5
Only sane answer.
>>71510351
>>71510282
I don't like that scene. He's in plain view and probably earshot of the soldiers who would immediately spread the rumor that he's faking it. Same with the 2 whore scenes, these things don't stay hushed for long. The whole city would know he's faking it within weeks
>>71510431
that doesnt make her the true queen as of right now though
What's the Drowned God views on homosexuality? Iron born seem pretty keen on it. Yara's a full blown lesbian and yet she worships the Drowned God.
>>71509813
I bet she loves anal and doggy.
>>71509835
Hopefully they give her the drowned baptism and she doesn't wake up.
1>3>6>4>2>5
correct order
>>71510468
tyrion would warn her.
>>71510054
i think it's to show qyburn has corrupted the little birds. were they that brutal when they were working under varys?
>>71510470
Raking seasons is a bit dumb. Season 6 had the godawful Arya storyline but also the awesome episodes 9 and 10. Averaging is pointless
>>71509902
wrong. they have followed inheritance law since they became a part of the seven kingdoms - there's a Greyjoy dynasty
the Kingsmoot happened because there was no clear heir-apparent. Theon wasn't there, the only direct descendant was a woman and the previous king had 2 male brothers.
>>71510408
Hmm... now that i think about it the best way would be if she killed Beric, and then Thoros brings her back while the Hound talks him to focus on other people.
That way the Arya fans would be satisfied cause their character get's to do something and other people could sigh from relief knowing that Arya isn't going to ruin at least 3 characters plot-lines with her antics.
>>71510468
Dany has her own wildfire. Also she has Dorne and The Reach on land marching to kings landing. That alone in 100,000 men at least. Nevermind her dothraki, unsullied, and mercs.
>>71510501
the drowned god is a literal meme that no one other than a few fanatics actually believe in
its all lip service
>>71510470
1>2>3>4>6>5
>ASOS>AGOT>ADWD>AFFC=ACOK
>>71510352
dude lets go kill my niece and nephew ! :D
>>71510227
how is CIA a cuck? who has he been cucked by?
>>71510270
True queen of the salt throne? which only makes one a true to sit on it if voted to sit on it. Doesn't win the election.
So how is she true?
>>71510532
>the drowned god is a literal meme that no one other than a few fanatics actually believe in
So their atheists?
>>71510420
But that's awful I don't like that at all.
>>71510532
Explain the Mermen then.
>>71510544
Brendon Stark, Ned Stark, Jon Arryn, Ramsay
>>71510567
>So how is she true?
Because the true queen of the seven kingdoms picked her as queen.
What are the odds we finally get that Daario=Euron reveal next season?
>>71510544
Brandon, Ned, Ramsay and now Jon.
>>71510544
>his waifu is literally raped by ramsay
>>71510587
>What are the odds we finally get that Daario=Euron reveal next season?
What sort of autistic theory is this?
>>71510544
>how is CIA a cuck?
Literally everyone. If he ever gets on the Iron Throne, he will be Petyr I Baelish, the king who was cucked
>>71510587
kek
>>71510594
Book theory that does explain why Daario is so fucking weird (in the books).
>>71510342
Cause they gave that Robert's bastard blacksmith-kid to Melisandre for money. But Arya thought that she would kill the boy, which she actually didn't. But Arya doesn't know that yet.
>>71510582
>like Yara isn't going to betray her
Yara's whole sales pitch at the kingsmoot was more reaving and raping. Shes not giving that shit up for Dany.
>>71510544
He is not, but his plan sure as shit ain't going as he planned.
Guess he needed a taller laddah...
>>71509748
Laugh as the kids don't know how to stab. It actually happened, Sapochnik said so in an interview.
>>71509975
all your rulers have been foreigners. Being born as an anglo is the same as being born a cotton picking slave.
>>71510609
>Yara's whole sales pitch at the kingsmoot was more reaving and raping.
Yes, but she'll turn on Dany once she gets back Pyke. Maybe make an alliance with Jon Snow or some shit against Dany. Can't wait.
regions of the world that are better off glassed by dragonfire
>Dorne
>Iron Islands
>Lands of always winter
>Sothoryos
>>71510295
>Feetfag
Yep, it's Qyburn.
>>71510007
>untouched
It's already too late for that, Anon.
I hate how the show feels now, it's just a bunch of whacky zany characters doing their whacky characteristic thing without it feeling 'real'. It's feels like a fanfic without the political intrigue, without the heaviness of the situation. The world does not feel real anymore, it feels like the world consists of a 500 people instead of millions.
Hack & hack should spend some more time on world building instead of character 'progression'
>>71510629
What do you mean? Things look pretty good so far.
>>71510064
only the Night's King did that shit
it might be a wight actually
I hope the writers don't go full Jew and not let Jon take the Iron Throne. I don't want a filthy roastie to rule Westeros.
>>71510661
>Sothoryos
What goes on there?
>you will never personally thank the anon who spread the rumor about Ozge being Lyanna
Ozgefag if you're reading this, thank you for giving me my headcanon Lyanna.
>>71510609
She looks like she has a nice personality
>>71510695
giant wild niggers, huge man-eating bats and literal King Kongs
>>71510655
So they teached the kids how to stab another person properly?
Good going guys! :D
>>71510689
>I don't want a filthy roastie to rule Westeros.
Don't worry. Dany will burn Jon alive for being a traitor to the Iron Throne. CAN'T WAIT
>>71510695
nothing
>>71510700
appreciate it Lad!
>>71510703
>giant wild niggers, huge man-eating bats and literal King Kongs
Any nations or territories? Or just unorganized tribes?
>>71510677
Been forever since i've gotten involved in ice and fire mythos but IIRC there were certain completely human people who banged the white walkers. There is also the legend that you mentioned, which i'm pretty sure started out as "A Stark, Human, slept with a White Walker and then over time became one."
Like the guy said, in the books they're supposed to be some kind of mythical elf-like race, so it's not like GRRM was saying that people were fucking corpses.
>>71510669
This usually happens in an adaptation of limited running time, all the minor characters and the masses are faded out, consider how all the major characters already have to share screen time and sometimes their characterization goes out of the window
>>71510674
>black bars
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>71510609
Agreed, what are they going to do. Give up the pirates life to sell fish to other realms who already fish. Hopefully Yara slays dany.
>>71510674
How exactly is he going to get to be the king now? Most of the people in the Westeros dont give a fuck, and the people in the north have a huge hardon for Jon Snow. He has no claim to the throne.
Who the hell will man Euron's thousand ships? Even if we go by a ludicrous assumption that one Ironborn could do one ship by himself, it would still be unbelievable and pose no threat to Dany's fleet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYa5h90b5VI
Why don't they just talk in their language?
>>71510716
just tribes. The continent is the ASOIAF Australia, every huge poisonous animal is there
Wasn't Melly on Arya's hitlist at some point? Did everyone forget about that?
>>71510530
fucking disgusting
>>71509778
I would cuddle him.
>>71510758
What goes on in these lands?
>>71510760
that would require bringing up gendry and showfags dont remember who that is
>>71510760
no, everyone is looking forward to wolverine's next teleportation kill
>>71510702
Gemma is best girl.
>>71510760
>Wasn't Melly on Arya's hitlist at some point?
Yes, GET HYPED
Is Daario Victarion?
No way he'd be cut, right?
>>71510750
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvqVdeCMkhs
>kept the mek jok but removed this
>>71510580
>>71510589
>>71510605
is it being cucked when its just a girl you like that doesn't like you back? i thought it was more when your actual girlfriend or wife gets fucked by another man.
>>71510809
hes 100% cut
"yara" took over his story
>>71509748
My memory is terrible, did he actually deserve to die like that? did he betray the Lannisters or Cersei in some way?
As far as I can remember it just looked like he was doing what he was supposed to in advising the king or whatever in their illuminati meetings and didn't Cersei bring in that other maester to replace him first?
It felt like D&D were trying to soften the blow of the fact that they were obviously killing him in dramatic fashion just for style points and tension so they tried to get ahead of the viewer and had the black-robed-maester preface the whole scene with "I know you did not deserve to die like this.."
>>71510336
>she was told by somebody
Then that takes away from the scene which was framed as if she had the cruel idea with the dogs. She asks Jon "where is [Ramsay]?", what did Jon reply "he's in the dungeon and he mentioned he starved his hounds for a week after you left"?
>or she just made an educated guess
But she literally says "you said so yourself".
>>71510782
thats egypt
What is the point of the night's watch if all of the Free Folk are on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL? It serves no purpose now.
>>71510782
basically nothing is known about Ulthos. The easternmost place that people kinda know about is Asshai and even that is half-legend
>>71510782
Middle Earth
>>71510700
it was such as fucking shame, I thought ozge/kayafags would be btfo by the real qt lyanna
>>71510824
Yara is going to have a volcano hand!?
Yara is going to chuck homos overboard and "sacrifice" them!?
Yara is going to be a fucking mad (wo)man and fight in full armour on the ships!?
>>71510829
He was always switching sides to whoever was ruling but i guess they had enough of him
>>71510700
this
>>71510802
I'm hyped for based Melly killing Arya desu
>>71510740
He already has the Vale and much of the riverlands. He marries Sandra for an alliance and hes good to go. He's already stronger than Cersei. That said he doesn't know about Dany or the Others.
On the plus side I suspect Dany's alliance will fall apart at some point.
>>71510843
>Yara is going to chuck homos overboard and "sacrifice" them!?
So Yara is chucking herself overboard?
>>71509748
The literal exact things he did because I am Pycelle and the multiverse is deterministic.
>>71510700
that bitch's face has been spammed in these threads for so long it came to the point that I picture Lyanna as roach
>>71510483
This, also:
ASOS>ADWD>AGOT>AFFC>ACOK
>>71510832
Something about an army of zombies?
>>71510873
She's a stronk woman who don't need no man, you shitlord pigman!
>>71510892
White walkers are CUT
bout to watch the first ~15-20 minutes of the finale for the fourth time
r8
why didnt they discover powder?
>>71510843
no
literally all of that is cut
also cut
-aegon & joncon
-quentyn
-darkstar
-dorne as a meaningful faction in general
-the ironborn as a meaningful faction in general
-good writing
-believable characters
-reasonable and logic character motivations
-plots that make sense
>>71510913
>why didnt they discover powder?
Especially after like a couple thousands of years of modern human history.
I hope abraham from walking dead falls into a time rift that lands him in the north.
>>71510916
FUCK YOU D&D YOU NIGGERJEW HACKS
KILL YOURSELVES
Bravo, they're so brave and their writing is so good! - t. Reddit
>>71510916
>also cut
You forgot the forgotten lands.
Okay, so we know that Dany will take the Iron Throne but she's bound to die in the end [citation fucking needed]
We also know winter has arrived and the army of Others is coming to wrek shit and turn people into wights if the bodies aren't burnt.
And Dany is the Unburnt. So...
who's ready for undead Dany pornography?
>>71510936
Why talk about the stormlands if there is no Aegon?
so Ned promised to lyanna to kill baby jon?
>>71510916
bookfag out
>>71510668
No, it's not.
>Zombie enters the room
>Unella yells
>Cersei enters the room
>"lol, you should have seen your face, relax, it's just a prank, you may go now"
>Unella is scared but unharmed and free
~happy end~
>>71510972
Cant have Zombies leading both sides
Reminder Yara is the Queen of the Iron Islands. Fuck the haters.
>>71510975
no, he promised to lyanna to send dany to the white walkers.
>>71510669
It definitely feels as if they distilled the characters into caricatures from their most superficial characteristics.
>Tyrion was witty in serious situations? He now literally tells jokes.
>Jon usually found himself in terrible situations? All he does now is pout regardless of the situation.
>Dany was inspiring to the Essosi people? She only speaks in speeches now.
>>71510993
dumb frogposter
>>71510386
They betrayal
>>71509713
Does anyone else have the webm of that scene where Sany walks into the Red Keep with everything destroyed and covered in snow?
>>71510974
Aegon isn't really Aegon
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice > GoT
>>71511005
EURON WAS DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED IN THE KINGSMOOT YOU PROBABLY VOTED BREMAIN AS WELL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71510669
>world consists of a 500 people instead of millions.
this has been true for the books as well. 3000 year old houses having like 10 living members
>>71510796
I'd love to be the travelling businessman who gets her farmers daughter pregnant
>the whole point of the show is who rules the seven kingdoms
>so little is said about them I doubt most people could even name them
I sort of knew it would never work when Dorne's capital was also called Dorne in the intro though.
so this is all going to end in the WW winning and it all will be Bran's fault.
People still watch this show?
>>71511029
No he's better!
>>71511076
thanks for posting
>>71511038
>DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED
>by a bunch of lords
>not the average person voting
Nope.jpg
>>71511100
Only ship owners can vote in the Iron Islands, which is of course the best way to have democracy.
which house is the most WEWUZ?
Best memes that have come out of this season?
>>71511108
An elective monarchy is not a democracy.
>>71511070
>so this is all going to end in the WW winning and it all will be Bran's fault.
Cersei is under the control of Night King. That's why she blew up the wildfire, only weapon that could have stopped them. Also weaken the houses with in fighting with each other, cause Cersei literally started the war of the five kings.
Qyburn is allied with them, that's how he knows the ways of necromancy.
>>71511100
Average people voting was the worst mistake ever made. Better to have captains voting. More fair.
>PROMETA-ME NED
>>71510700
Yeah, Ozge was the best thing about this season.
>>71511127
*farts*
>>71511108
How many Houses voted for Euron?
How many Houses voted for Yara?
If she "lost" the vote how did she get the Iron Fleet?
>>71511121
objectively Greyjoy
followed by Martell and Stark
>>71511141
>promise me ned
>>71511146
she stole it because she got butthurt that she lost
and we're expected to sympathise with her
>>71511121
Greyjoy, Targaryan, Martels.
Preston
>>71511149
>>71511177
Except the Greyjoys, Starks, and Targs were kings.
Martell's are the ''white'' princes.
Sucks
>>71511141
SHAME
>>71511170
To be fair Euron admitted to having killed Balon, Yara and Theon would have been next.
>Jon's death
>>71511121
Stark, Arryn, Greyjoy, Lannister and Targ were all kings at some point.
>>71511216
The captains seemed ok with all that.
You have to start thinking... what the hell is this plot
>>71511210
But the more recent Targs are all talking about "WE WUZ DRAGONS AND SHIET". same for the Greyjoys or Ironborn in general, talking about "the good ole days" from more than 300 years ago. Martels too, "weak men will never rule Dorne again"
It's not about the skin color.
>>71511216
and everyone was okay with that
and since when do 2 people need 100 ships if they're taking them just to get away
>>71511210
that's just a word. What's the point of those terms if the "prince" has the most autonomy
also even in the heyday the Greyjoys ruled over damp mossy rocks, not even close to the Hoares. They just jerk off to muh Grey King heritage.
>>71511252
>and since when do 2 people need 100 ships if they're taking them just to get away
Cause the true Queen has her supporters with her to escape the usurper.
>>71510227
Cupcake man never
What the fuck was the point of the reveal that Melisandre's necklace is a glamour.
>>71510195
It was the king who landed though
>>71511291
Equal opportunity for old saggy tits to get some airtime
>>71510760
Why is Ned such a big guy there?
>>71511291
the point is to show Melisandre was all show while under Stannis and how she has lost her way
>>71511291
Setting the groundwork for future episodes/references to Asshai and Jon Snow.
>>71511250
Except the point of the we wuz meme is that its niggers who were never kings of anything other than a collection of mud huts making grandiose claims.
Thats what makes it funny.
>>71510069
>enemies in iron suits
Soldiers
>stone houses
castles
>Theon has become a background character only to be acknowledged when meme dwarf shits on him
>>71510782
The only people who know anything about Ulthos are the people of Asshai.
And foreigners barely know anything about Asshai.
>>71511336
Then it's the Blackfyre
>>71511359
Agreed. Though that may change.
Eww
>>71511336
Mansa Musa and the brief Nubian rule of Egypt?
The point of WE WUZ is about making claims of being something you never were. Nobody argues that there a period of Nubian rule in Egypt, yet that doesn't make the Egyptian people black.
>>71511141
>>71511387
but La yanna aint that bad
>>71511356
What about when his sister shits on him?
>>71511336
Some were quite prosperous kingdoms a long time ago like Mali or Congo.
The "we wuz meme" to me is being proud for action of people you have 0 in common with lots of generations ago
>>71511291
To show Melly being vulnerable and weak.
Maybe even foreshadow death.
>>71511413
Ahsa/Yara?Yeah thats pretty shit aswell and d&d are said to have been all like he needs to get over it in the inside the episode urghh
I fucking wish him and Asha would have met Stannis in the true battle for winterfell instead of that shitty snuh garbage.
>>71511291
who cares that episode was fucking awful I've already half pushed it out of my memory by now
NEW THREAD
>>71511508
>>71511508
>>71511508
>what is best in life khal already forgotten
it feels like it was a year ago desu
>>71511029
>>71511080
Aegon is a brightflame. The real blackfyre is daenerys. Which is fucking awesome if you ask me.
The prince/princess that was promised ( dragon hatcher ) comes from the last blackfyre.
It's not just coincidence the golden company is supporting dany without her knowledge even after denying and laughing at viserys like he was a total bitch.
Dany being a blackfyre is the best resolution to the blackfyre plot to exist.
House blackfyre had every right to the iron throne.
>>71510530
kek fucking hard
>Every season people try and read into inconsistencies/small hints
>Every fucking time it's just bad writing.
Why do people still keep thinking DnD has some subtle writing skill?
Lets make a list
>Characters that had build up but then just got lol killed.
>Marge - Gave the note, had a plan, DEAD
>Loras - He's gay, why has been introduced - Dead
>High Sparrow - Had a plan - DEAD
>Gendry - STILL ROWING!
>Doran - Had a plan - SNEKED
>Kevan - Had some screen time - DEAD
>Mace - LOL HE'S A JOKE - DEAD
>Waif - Why is she such a dick? - DEAD
>Barry - Decent guy, MASKETA MANNED
>>71512089
New thread here >>71511508
