Is it kino?
SO I PULLED OUT MY GUN
>>71506543
yes
literally, unironically, yes
SEVEN O CLOCK IN THE MORNING AND THE RAYS FROM THE SUN WAKES ME UP
>>71506566
Well I was just standing here, and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet.
I asked myself "Why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet?"
Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun!
Tell me why Tom Cruise in the closet or else I'm gonna shoot someone!
PUT ME IN THE CLOSET
>I said move
>she said no
>I said move
>she said no
>BITCH MOVE
>she move
OH MY GOD A RUBBER
rubber...
rubber...
>>71506543
NOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN THIS CABINET
BUT THE MAN
IS A MIDGET
MIDGET
I was just standing here. Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. Then John Travolta come and now, John Travolta in the closet too. Please Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out the closet! I'm gonna calm myself down, and I pull out my gun! If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out of the closet I'm gonna cap this bitch.
YOU CAN DO IT PIMP LUCIOUS
>>71506543
Yes. And it's great.
>the package
What did they mean by this?
Now the story's gettin' scary.
this shit is so ridiculous it turns around and becomes good
>>71507288midget
Is this kino?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7putw2A4FiI
Why were parts 23-33 so trash? it was boring and underwhelming
>>71506543
Oh shit I haven't seen this in years.
Thanks for reminding me OP
>>71508993
Low funding and rushed writing
R kelly wanted more episodes or a pt 2 but they never gave the money
THEN I PULL OUT MY BARRETTA
Checks under the bed
Then he opens the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta!
I lost mah shit there
>>71506543
Honestly not joking when I say that yes it is. About as close as a music video can get at least.
What is the pay to view one like anyway?
>>71506543
was he in on the joke?
You can be arrested if found with such pure kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ysb4en_Sc
Chapters 13-22 is like a David Lynch film
HE WALKS TO THE CABINET
HE LOOKS AT THE CABINET
NOW HE'S OPENING THE CABINET
NOW WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY TO YA'LL
IS SO DAMN TWISTED
NOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN HIS CABINET
BUT THE MANIS A MIDGETMIDGETmidget
>>71508993
Became too self-aware and tried too hard
generally all over the god damn place with the story
BRIDGET IS ALLERGIC TO CHERRY
>>71507259
lyrical masterpiece
the superior kinography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBwGEdHJsKE
>>71507259
Really makes you think
>>71506543
I THINK I JUST SHITTED ON MYSELF
of the highest order
who /hype/ here
extras look amazing
One of the best things I've ever witnessed
>>71506543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWi8aNHHQA
>>71509502
Putting my pre order in now senpai
>>71509502
>Became too self-aware
blame South Park
NOW PAUSE THE MOVIE CAUSE WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY TO Y'ALL IS SO DAMN TWISTED
NOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN HIS CABINET
BUT THE MAN
IS A MIDGET(midget)(midget)(midget)
PISS
turn around
BIG BISCUIT
big biscuit..
big biscuit ..
>>71511323
MAN I WAS PAID NOT TO TELL YOU
>>71506543
I wonder if R Kelly passes his or is inspections
OPEN THE DOOR
IT'S ROSY THE NOSY NEIGHBOR
OooooooooOOOOoo with a spatula in her hand
(Spatulaaaaaaaaaa)
>>71509325
can a nigger explain to me how you people came to replace the word gonna with finna?
Sometimes it doesn't seem like he's in on the joke, and sometimes it does.
"Woo" after a ridiculous ending always gets me.
>>71511399
I'M NOT OPENING UP ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING DOOR
10/10 one of the funniest things i have ever seen
>>71506543
R Kelly and Tommy Wisaeu should really get together and make a The Room musical
>>71511443
gonna is from going to
finna is from fitting to
I'm going to kill you -> I'm gonna kill you
He's fitting to kill you -> He's finna kill you
Or probably this is wrong cause I'm white and educated
>>71509325
underrated post
>>71511443
>>71511521
It's "fixing to"
>>71511521
thanks anon, that's the first explanation I've had that makes any kind of sense.
kinoest of the kino
>>71511507
THIS. KICKSTARTER. NOW
BUT THE MAAAN
WAS A MIDGET
midget...
midget...
>>71511573
Fixing to means going to.
>I'm finna fuck the dog = I'm going to fuck the dog
BITCH MOVE
SHE MOVES
>>71511399
haha id forgotten the spatula bit.
The mans a fucking genius.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/videos/watch-r-kelly-sing-ridiculous-sex-songs-20131119
>>71513262
I highly recomend the commentary for Trapped In The Closet, it's fucking great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nN8Nlretuo
THIS BITCH COMES RUNNING FROM THE BACK WITH A SKILLET
>>71513321
Can't watch at work. Is it R. Kells himself doing the commentary?
>>71513492
Yes, it's been scrubbed off YT but it might still be on Dailymotion
The part of his encounter with the Mafia was actually pretty good, especially the dream
nice music meme
>>71513609
>Music
>Is a video
It's a visual format you nonce
>>71513609
nice autism
Now Rosie and Randolph are arguin', screamin' at each other loud as they can
Rosie says, "Randolph, ain't nobody studdin' you, so go on back to sleep with yo old, grumpy ass."
>Then Randolph say, "Shut yo ass up, woman! Shit! Folk gotta get some sleep around here."
Then Rosie say, "Sleep? Shit! Mr. Can't-Get-It-Up, yo tired ass been sleep for the last five years!"
>>71506543
Fun fact, the dripping you hear in the opening is actually R Kelly pissing.
True story
HE WALKS UP TO THE CLOSET
HE COMES UP TO THE CLOSET
NOW HE'S AT THE CLOSET
NOW HE'S OPENING THE CLOSEeET
fuck must be 10 years since ive seen this
what happened to his roided up cousin or mate or whatever
i remember being stunned that i enjoyed this unironically
>big ass nigga cucked by a half white girl
>>71514143
Twan was the best part
Just finished Chapter 2 and loving it. It's corny shit but creative and suspenseful. Does it maintain this level quality?
>>71506543
literally OP: The Movie
>>71514246
Only the first 21 chapters are good
>>71514325
He dies doesn't he?
>>71514346
Just watch it nigga
>>71514346
Yes he drowns in piss
Is there a working torrent for this somewhere?
Remember when his sex tape came out with the 15 year old girl? Everybody was watching it (kiddie porn).
>>71514581
If you're old enough to get shot at, you're old enough to decide whether you want someone to piss on you or not
t. Dave Chappelle
>>71514581
She said she was 21
>>71514619
That shit was funny but true
>>71514619
what is the whole t. meme about?
>>71514779
lurk more retard
>>71514581
>implying that was R. Kelly
We didn't see him singing Pee on You, and the girl hold two forms of government ID, and a police officer was there to verify the whole thing, while four or five of Dave's buddies and Neal were there, and R. Kelly's grandma was also there to confirm his identity
>>71514779
Started on /int/ I think it basically provides an example of sorts I believe
t.albero barbosa
>>71514891
You're even more retarded than that guy. It started on ylilauta and became popular thanks to krautchan's int
>>71514859
I have and to no avail.
>>71514891
>>71514910
what does it mean?
>>71514966
I think its a short hand for quoted:
>Niggas ain't shit but hoes and tricks - Quote by Dre
>>71514966
In finnish it means "from". It's used when ending letters
Yes. And it just turned 10 last year too, crazy to think it's been that long.
Kells is the man.
This shit is has more twists than a Shyamalan film.
Why does he keep changing the way he talks about himself from first to third person? One chapter it's Me and the next it's Sylvester
I've been lurking for 3 years and i still don't know what this kino meme means. In my language it means movie theater.
>>71515152
It means cinematic film.
The meme version has twisted it to mean any film/movie/whatever that's underrated or overrated.
>Then roxanne say to T, I'm fuckin her now
I'm loving this, holy crap.