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This was the worst movie I have ever seen.
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This was the worst movie I have ever seen.
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>>71488558

You still fapped right?
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This film is great because if someone dislikes it you can determine at once that they are both a pleb and a homo
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pleb filter working as intended
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>>71488558
idiot
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pudgens is best girl
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what u wantr a medal
>im a pleb faggot
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>>71488558
This is much worse dude.
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Explain how this movie was not garbage you contrarian meme spouting faggots.

>muh nihilism
>muh consumerism

Go fuck yourselves.
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>>71488808
b8
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>>71488558
Congrats on failing the litmus test for plebs
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>>71488827
that's not what Korine is about
he documents subcultures in very specific cultural contexts and timeframes
like a phenomenological sociologist or something like that
he basically makes surreal documentaries, this one about spring break party culture
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>>71488655
this
Spring Breakers is a party film parody, a dark comedy, and a post-ironic depiction of the millenial struggle and search for identity. A niche film since it's too avant-guarde for the people who'd feel identified with it and incomprehensible for shut-in nerds who've never experienced something like Spring Break.
Korine really trolled masterfully the YOLO crowd with this one --who expected Superbad/Project X 2--there were girls who had to leave the theatre crying because they thought Selena Gomez was about to get raped.
Truly partykino.
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>>71489061
it's true, he did a great trolling people
first part of your post is still pretentious bullshit
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>>71489061

this desu
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I want to marry and grow old with Ashley Benson
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>>71488655
>>71488686
>>71488728
>>71489059
>>71489061
you springbreakers are the worst posters on the site. its shit satire and a shit film, commit suicide
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>>71489061
>party film parody
no you fucking idiot
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>>71489292
this
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>>71488558
This movie had Gucci nigga.

Gucci

It was at least a 9/10. -1 because the pink haired nepotist uggo dragged it down and was the only one to get her tits out soooo 9.5 I guess.
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>>71489292
it's not satire you fool
and it's a decent film upon second and third watch
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>>71489059
>>71489061
i actually love dank aesthetic party culture films, i love deep spiritual shit, i love movies that combine these two things, but spring breakers was still fucking shit
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>>71489292
>REEEEE I HATE STACYS AND CHADS REEEE

Fuck off back to /r9k/
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Benson is such a little slut.
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>>71489370
Then which films fill your specific quota of spiritual parties?
Got me curious.

>>71489450
delicious slut
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This was possibly the best movie of the last 5 years, until Neon Demon came out
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>>71489836
LMAO


THIS BOARD
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If you honestly don't get Spring Breakers, you're a fucking retard. It's about as subtle as a brick and it's done masterfully. Easily Korine's best movie. Caspere knew this.
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>>71490004
>If you honestly don't get Spring Breakers, you're a fucking retard.
this is exactly why I don't understand why people try to use the "U JUS DONT GET IT" argument against people who didn't like it
and equally, why I don't understand people like >>71489061 acting like they're somehow intellectually superior for understanding it
Whether you enjoyed the film or not there's no denying that pretty much nobody is stupid enough to have missed the message
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>>71489059
He's using the cliche of party movies and hot, risqué young girls as a vehicle to tell a legitimate story. People who are saying its a satire don't get it, it's the opposite of satire. It's using things that people brush off as trash and degenerate and taking them 100% seriously and legitimate. Until the ending which goes entirely away from traditional narrative and becomes a thematic art piece about loss of innocence.
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>>71490004
People who don't get Spring Breakers are the lowest.

They should just go back to their KFC job and leave kino to the big boys
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>>71490109
The entire thread is full of people who didn't get it. And if you went into the movie knowing who Korine is, his past work and knowing it wasn't going to be some 2 hour zone out/waste of time flick, I can't see how someone could have the reaction of "this is the worst movie I've ever seen".
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>>71490233
>spring breakers
>legitimate story
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>>71488558
Man Spring Breakers is so fun. Sure it has post ironic criticisms of party culture, but even if that doesn't work for you, it's such a satisfying story. Everytime I thought "man I wish the story would go here", it actually went there. It's pretty to look at, sexy to look at, and just fun to watch without being DUDE JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF LMAO. It's fine if you can't dig it, but it certainly is a pleb filter at some level
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>>71488558
>those visible shaved pubes on the blonde


My oh my .....
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>>71489437
if that's literally what the film is about then its mediocre at its best. Calm down lad.
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>>71488808
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>>71488558
I see a lot of pussy in bikinis how bad could it have been?
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>>71488558
But that's not Sucker Punch
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a brilliant pastiche-cliche-satire-passé-baguette deconstruction of a post avant old school anti party film that doesn´t go too far, but doesn´t push its borders too little either
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>>71488558
>Movie about celebrity girls in their early 20s prancing around in bikinis and generally being sluts.
God-tier fap material.
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>>71488827
>none of those things
>hot qts

That's the point of the movie pleb
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>>71488808
1v1 m8,ill wreck u
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Benson > Hudgens > Korine > Gomez
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>>71488742
This , she is literally perfect
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>>71490867
Sucker punch was watchable if you ignore the fact that snyder was trying to make a good movie
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It can't be the worst because it stars four sets of T and A. How about an actual train wreck like Adam Sandler?
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>>71490867
Sucker Punch (Extended Cut) was a treatise on the objectification of women as seen through the eyes of various nerd subcultures. The prism by which the movie is shown self reflects to the viewer their own ugliness.

It's a hypnotizing take on psychological trauma. It cleverly turns it into an esoteric, theatrical, fantasy extravaganza. Its own nakedness makes people feel shameful and uncomfortable.

It's a movie that literally hates its own audience and spits on them.

>"“I wanted to rub the human race in its own vomit, and force it to look in the mirror.”" - J.G. Ballard

If that isn't true kino, I don't fucking know what is.
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>>71491724
Korine has points for hot bod, but ultimately I prefer Selena because Korine has a potato face.
Everything else is correct.
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>>71488558
The piss scene was great though
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>>71492301

Just made me feel confused m8.
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>>71490233
Girl sees a bunch of drug dealers and gets scared
Other girl is shot in the arm and also gets scared
Two other girls are guilty as well due to the things they saw but they kill every single gangster and go back to their homes (even though this is the best part of the movie and if the movie is considered post-ironic it should be because of that part).
Subtle and art can't be attached to this project, is a solid movie but it's not as good as you guys pretend it is.
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>>71488646
wanted to ask this too
OP fapped right?
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>>71489061
I like movies that you described there, but this movie is still fucking shit. Fucking plebs see one movie of this sort and think its somehow good. Goddamn you people disgust me.
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Sex scene was disappointing.
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LOOK AT MY SHEEEEEEIITTTTT
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>>71493478
Provide examples, Jack. Which movies are you talking about?
Enlighten us instead of acting all vague and flustered.
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bump y'all
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sexually charged feet
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>>71496667
sexually charged everything
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I liked the shots of the girls frolicking in the college dorm hallways, doing cartwheels and shit when everyone had gone.
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I want Ashley Benson to shit in my mouth. Literally. I want her to squat over my face and take the biggest steamiest, wettest dump of her life straight into my mouth. There,I said it
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>>71497107
>dat pudge
Anon, please, I already fapped tonight
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>>71497253
fair play desu

>>71497276
you can go again senpai
i believe in you
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>>71488558
I think it's terrible too. Harmony Korine's whole thing seems to have distilled to just pointing the camera at people who are either drunk, strung out, or literally retarded. I like Gummo though.
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>>71488558
Did any of them show their tits? If this is a movie about whores on spring break, it's an obligation they all show their tits.
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Just watched the trailer. Showed a bunch of guns and butcher knives. I thought this movie was just going to be a party film. Looks pretty bad.
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>>71488558
>ugly girls doing slutty things
Sounds like my college
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>>71488808
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>>71490233
this
it's not a satire
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>>71490109
>I don't understand people like >>71489061 acting like they're somehow intellectually superior for understanding it
especially if they clearly don't
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>>71503719
even if it's a parody it doesn't mean it can't be sincere too
that Scarface on repeat scene was pretty fucking funny
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>>71492934
you told us nothing about the film except the end
guess you must have missed something
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This Movie is Shitty, ITS WUZ SUPPOSED TO B: the Thread
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>>71488558
Disaster Movie.

Literally "HAHA, WE MADE A LAZY "REFERENCE" TO ANOTHER MOVIE AND ADDED SOMETHING SEXUAL TO IT, WHICH IS FUNNY" the movie.
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>>71504389
confirmed homo and pleb
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Ashley Benson=PERFECTION
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>>71489061
>it's a satire so it's good
kys
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god damn it, you fools
it's not a satire
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>when plebs don't get Korine
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>he fell for the "spring breakers is bad" meme
it's alright, we all can't be patrician.

This scene tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_sWs_SHbU
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What did she mean by this?
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>>71496667
>ywn be those sandals
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>>71488558
Benson = Perfect grill. When will she do her first nudity on screen ?
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>>71488808
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>>71505124
she is OP
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>>71505131
>my feet are starting to sweat...i wonder if my little footslave down here enjoys that...
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>not getting it

heh
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>>71505422
HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>71505699
you on the bottom
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Seriously the themes and metaphors in this movie aren't even remotely deep I don't see why very little people actually understand it.

And no. it's not a critique on party culture
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>>71505846
then what is it?
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