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Bane?
get 'em in the thread, I'll call it in.
Shit meme is shit. Hope reddit runs it into the ground.
>>71444502
Call these in.
>>71444532
Someone get this hothead outta here
>>71444502
If I step outside into the real world, will I die
>>71444461
>>71444695
It would be extremely embarrassing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9neFAM4uZM
Sometimes we get so lost in the memes that we forget just how hilariously awful this movie really was.
Let's not stand on ceremony here... Mr Janitor
Baneposting is actually better than the endless GoT spam
is this kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfRRapUxUrk
>>71445136
Absolutely
>GoT is shit anyways
>>71444939
>A lotta loyalty for a hired gun
What did he mean by this? Who's gun is he talking about?
>>71444461
I know, CIA.
I do know.
I just... can't get the fog to clear
>>71444461
>I AM CIA
did he really say this? how can one man be thé CIA?
>feeling blue
>open up /tv/ to take my mind off things
>see a bane thread
absolutely cozy
>>71445200
i just dislike how it's turned to butchering a character off every episode to get an easy rise out of people
political drama thrown out of the window in favor of cheap thrills
>>71444848
You're a creepy guy
>>71445200
He's a big dad for his son
>>71445255
Wilson embodies all that is CIA so much that he became the personification of the whole agency, and thus took to referring to himself as being CIA
https://youtu.be/wBMIA2jvc1A
>>71445217
His USP, it's why his bullet didn't fly so good
>>71445200
>And why would me or my son want them?
So how can we be so sure that CIA is dead?
>>71445407
Then who's loyalty is he talking about? His own? Why is he telling this to the big-ish guy he's hanging on to?
>Sheevposting died
>Pestposting died
>Tarantinoposting died
>Anvilposting died
>WOOWIEposting died
>Segalposting died
>HOWEVERposting died
>yet Baneposting remains supreme
Why?
>>71444461
Reddit?
>>71445551
hothead?
>>71445524
Seagalposting was a true disappointment to me.
I've been invested in Steagal my whole life, and there are volumes of meme material available with how many movies he's made. I don't understand how it failed
>>71445524
Because baneposting is the thing of memes.
>>71445551
Faggot?
>>71445551
HOTHEADS GET OUT!
>>71445524
Baneposting is the eternal meme
>>71445524
HOWEVERposting lasted about one weekend didn't it
>>71445381
Literally the reason I come to /tv/
>>71445381
honestly the only reason I haven't killed myself
>>71445524
Sheevposting didn't die, per se, it more ascended into general Star Wars posting alongside Good Friend, Podracing, High ground, etc.
Sheev inevitably gets mentioned whenever Star Wars comes up, so it's more like it's in a comfortable retirement.
>>71445273
Same.
Don't ever change, /tv/.
DUBS?
>On a mountain of planes, in the castle of Bane, i sat on a throne of masks. What was will be. What is will be no more. Now is the season of big guys.
What did he mean by this?
>>71445524
REAL LITERAL EXPLANATION - NO MEMES
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnnniIsw3b0
bane bane bane bane bane bane
for you
bane bane bane bane
hot head
BANE BANE BANE BANE BANE BANE BANE
FOR YOU
BANE BANE BANE BANE
HOT HEAD
BANE BANE BANE BANE BANE BANE BANE
FOR YOU
BANE BANE BANE BANE
HOT HEAD
BANE BANE BANE BANE
FOR YOU
HOT HEAD
BIG, NO FUCKING MASK, WRECKAGE BROTHER, HOT HEAD
BIG, NO FUCKING MASK, WRECKAGE BROTHER, HOT HEAD
>HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>pulls him back on the plane
what did he mean by this
>>71445643
for you
... oh shit, wait
>>71445680
how did that shit even start
>>71445821
Poor guy, he misses his Dr. Pavel! Let's just put one by the castle!
>>71445764
no but check this rad 7
>>71445524
With most memes, the responsibility is on the memer to take at best a few seconds of video or a few quotes and create their own new content based on that meager start. However, Baneposters are provided with a full, 5-minute scene to draw from, of which ever second on its own is already meme-worthy, even before original content is made from it. This reletively huge pool of content to draw from means that Baneposting always has somewhere to go, rather than just dying off like other memes when their shallow base content runs dry.(HOWEVER is a good example of this.)
check these trips
>>71445846
Literally the thing of memes
>>71445847
this fucking meme band is so shit
i hate /mu/
We should have a Baneposting meetup or convention. We could crowdfund it and even try to get Aidan to be a speaker
>>71445915
1. he's already flying (on a plane)
2. CIA is threatening to shoot him
he didn't fly so good, it must be a horrible flying experience
>>71445996
>listen to acquired taste band
>waah /mu/
ok kid
>>71445915
He attempted to make him fall from the plane to the ground (i.e. "fly") but was unsuccessful, hence why he "didn't fly so good".
many people misinterpret this. it's a complex scene.
>>71445996
kill yourself
>>71446011
already happened
>>71445524
baneposting alone soldiers on
>>71445952
some faggot was trying to force it for days
ITT Reddit
>>71446049
It's more metaphorical.
It alludes to the fact that CIA is an aspect of St Peter.
He offers redemption, but they reject it, hence they, like The Adversary before them, will fall.
Or, in other words, they didn't fly so good.
It's worth noting that Adversary could also be translated into Bane, depending on context.
>>71444532
>>71446080
Reddit can not truly understand this meme. Normies have no grip on it at all. They can't comprehend how deep it is
>>71445996
i bet my fucking ass you're a ""metalhead"" who thinks megadeth is ""real music""
>>71444444
>>71446156
Megadeath only has one good album
>>71446080
>it's a "hothead is surprised that one of the tens of thousands of people that visit this site daily ends up being a colossal faggot" episode
>>71446117
Someone get this Hothead outta here
>>71446117
reddit pls go
must
powerstance
can't
>>71446214
Is this a trick question?
>>71446248
Hi there Reddit
>>71446252
Might want to actually some of the posts there, lad.
>>71446306
wtf i hate baneposting now
Dr. Pavelenko, Im KGB
>>71446306
>qt likes baneposting
no problems here hothead
>>71446328
Of course it is.
It's the oldest trick in the book for newfags that think they're clever.
It reveals a social media mindset, because they don't realise that the Gotcha is utterly castrated when a person simply ignores them and the frustrated normalfag desperately tries to find out which of the many anonymous posters is the person they were trying to trap. More often then not, they then try pathetic passive aggressive posting after to try appealing to a nonexistent identity.
The concept of anonymity just doesn't occur to them, because they're so used to karma/likes/etc being used as a weapon against others.
>>71446306
This is why we can't have nice things, the stupid aids riddled cunt.
>>71445996
Agreed. /mu/ is definitely the cuck board of 4chan.
>>71446301
Was this real?
It says here youre bringing friends, mind explaining that?
>>71446306
>Leave
>>71446540
You already know the answer to that question.
Banehotep?
>>71446404
he's a big comrade
Dumb Baneposter
Anyone got the latest number?
>>71445381
How large are your /bane/folders?
Bane?
GAY?
>>71446491
Truly, being anonymous is best.
>>71446453
I'm pretty sure that's not her in the picture
still, that guy is a particularly autistic hothead
>>71446714
God I wish this was a real publication
>>71446764
About 350 mb. Used to be bigger, but lost alot with my old hard drive
>Queers. Because I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a pervert. If there's one twisted bastard in this family, it's this little blackmailer here. So congratulations, Thomas. I've just officially outed you
What did CIA mean by this?
when gotham is in ashes, you have my permission to die
>>71446898
he was never the same after that conversation with bane
>>71446214
>>71446446
>>71446629
>>71446904
Vader?
>>71446898
Because I'm CIA. I'm Central. I'm Intelligence. I'm Agency. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. I'm that arsetta bandit. I call Ittin. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. I grab the prize with Maimen. I power stand at the other side of the plane. I am Moses in the parting of the hooded dudes. I crash and I am crashed. I ask and I'm punched, I shoot them and throw them and every single hired gun's had the fucking worst flight of his life. And I'm Not, a hothead. if there's one big bastard in this flight plan, it's this large firestarter here. So congratulations, Bane. You got yourself caught.
>>71446799
It's particularly funny when someone tries playing the newfag card while simultaneously rooting all their bets on someone valuing their cyber ego.
On Reddit, someone backing down from a Gotcha might get them downboats, so they think formulating them is the ultimate trump card.
Sad, but funny.
Hey guys check 'em
>>71447077
wew
Was getting (you)s part of my plan?
>>71447077
checked
>>71447116
rolling
>>71446979
All me
Is this the most essential /bane/core song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>>71447116
will my gastritis go away?
>>71447116
>)
Can habe big benis?
>>71447077
you don't get to bring dubs
>>71447056
>>71447129
what the fuck are you rolling for, you have to ask a question
>>71447116
Am I a big guy?
>>71447116
THIS POST ENDS WITH A 2 (TWO)
>>71447155
I prefer flying good.
>>71447116
Should I call her tonight, CIA?
>>71447116
Will I be a big guy?
>>71447077
>>71447188
get these dubs on board, i'll call it in
>>71447116
Will the janicucks delete this thread?
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF A BANETHREAD.
WHATS THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTERPLAN?
>>71447183
big fellow?
>>71447116
If I quit drinking will I die?
>>71447116
Asking again
>>71447229
>>71447116
k. will janicucks delete this thread?
>>71447116
WILL I BE A BIG GUY
>>71447254
pruning this threadwith no survivors
>>71447116
is my pen0r big enough?
>>71447116
Could you be my valentine?
>>71447116
do i get to bring friends
>>71447253
/sp/ happened.
When /sp/ came, people on /tv/ had someone to scapegoat for all their problems, so they didn't bother working to actually fix them
>>71447116
Will I lose my virginity this year?
>>71447299
you're a dubs guy
>>71447116
Do the Talking Heads rule?
Don't you fuckers get tired of posting the same shit over and over again? I know autism is rampant amongst baneposters but it's getting ridiculous now
>>71447116
If I get dubs, will it be extremely pleasurable for everyone in the thread?
>>71447428
hothead
OP will get Banned
FOR YOU
>>71444444
>>71447428
it's getting ridiculous FOR YOU!
>>71447444
Kys friend
>it's a hothead gets blown the fuck out by the hotpocketta man being based episode
>>71447116
why isn't "of course!" one of the possible answers?
>>71444939
B R A V O N O L A N
>that fucking body language while he's holding the gun
never gets old
>HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD!
Also, dear god Gillen's line delivery suck balls. How is it possible to fuck up a scene with such talent!?is Matthew McConnaheee playing the pilot, A NEW TWEEEEEST
>>71447484
>>71447488
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR PAVEL?
I love baneposting
>>71445171
>Matthew Modine is the Hothead-guy
>the same actor who played Joker in Full Metal Jacket
So did Joker go on to become a police lieutenant after completing his service in 'Nam?
>>71447634
Nice try hothead
Post classic baneposting essentials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYQpJHmo8nE
Dr. Bart I'm principal
I WATCHED BANE FLY
>>71447634
STUP DUMB. HOTHEAD SCUM
>>71447116
Should I do something productive tonight?
>>71445388
wow, thanks anon. had me chuckling
>>71446898
>CIA will never rape me.
JDIMSA
>>71447667
This is one of my favorites.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nFzl0_Qeb84
>>71447667
>>71447768
https://youtu.be/e4G8IlNYgws
>>71447116
Should I ask him out?
Surprised you guys didn't spot this in BCS. Definitely a /tv/ poster involved in the making of this episode.
>>71447822
Will you go out with me?
>>71445524
i kinda miss Jennaposting, mostly cause she is obviously in love with John
There's never a day where I don't think about this scene - always because someone says something in a conversation that contains a couple of words from one of the lines in the plane scene.
>>71447859
oh I spotted it and it ruined the scene for me but, I watch it on a real TV and cant screenshot
>>71447871
Sure
>>71445996
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE!
>>71447905
I envy you native english speakers because you can banepost IRL.
>>71448117
How does baneposting translate in your language?
i have reported this thread to moot. moot is my uncle
>>71448247
þú ert stór gæji
fyrir þig
>>71447116
Will my master plan come to fruition?
>>71447116
will i ever get friends
>>71445996
get better taste
There's something you should know. I'm NBC, and we're doing a story on big guys who try to meet Dr. Pavel in Uzbekistan... to start a fire
>>71447116
Enab?
>>71447667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=233OwqrLvgE
>>71447116
Are you a small guy?
threadly reminder that baneposting is actually magical
>>71448804
Not yet, check these big guy
>>71448504
fucking hell my sides
>>71448855
For you
>>71445524
It's a big meme
>>71448504
Here is my CIA gimp brush if anyone needs it for anything:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/kzgmemvek372ue0/cia8.gbr?dl=0
>>71448914
for you
>>71448855
>trip dubs
You're a lucky guy
>>71447116
will i be a big guy`?
>>71445524
>People actually thought that HOWEVER could compete with Bane
what did he mean by this
>>71445524
I enjoy woowie posting but the mods are fat cunts about it
I saw tdkr a couple days after the shooting in denver and pretty much forgot about it because it wasn't a very good movie. I also mostly ignored all the baneposting memes. but I just recently rematch ed the plane crash scene and it's absolutely crazy how bad all the dialog is. it feels like the script was translated to Chinese then back into English, and the cast had 10 minutes to memorize their lines.
it makes me wonder what the memes would have been like if the internet was around in the 80s when something Top Gun came out.
>>71449188
Does he feel in charge?
>>71445551
Ayyyyyyyyyy fuck you, guy with elevated cranium temperature
Dr. Pavel, I'm drowning.
If I take that throne, will you die?
>>71449429
of course! he's an important guy
>>71447116
Am i gonna make it in this year or the next?
>>71445847
Hahahahaha
Azor a /Highgarden/
where the fuck are the mod
>>71449930
get this hothead out of here
>>71444939
25 seconds in and I lose, I am not sure I will ever be able to pass
>>71447116
Why does he wear the mask?
what meme will overthrow baneposting?
i thought something from BvS could but no
is star wars really the only thing that can bring it down? there's nothing else upcoming that i can think has as much meme potential as the sw movies
>>71449512
This made me burst into laughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg
Favorite song from UUUU? Big Guy for me
>>71447116
is it finally over?
>>71445524
Glengarryposting has all the potential Baneposting has but I guess not enough people saw it
>>71450093
reported for violence
Thank uou /tv/ for making my drunk weeweekdaysen better
>>71447116
The real big guy please stand up.
>>71445171
Why is Bane leading all those hotheads?
>>71450379
>No new posts
fucker
>>71447116
should i get drunk tonight
>>71445200
Do you think he came out in that position when he was born?
>>71447820
Man... I'm actually nostalgic for the Banesplosion days. Honestly good times. I've never been nostalgic for anything on 4chan ever before, and I've been on this faggot for seven years.
>>71447667
This is how I knew every baneposter including myself had autism that transended the spectrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bnvSe7n4Kg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qYShc9D9uk
>>71447116
rollan
>>71447116
will i ever be a big guy?
>>71449930
up your ass
>>71447768
This is unironically superb
>>71447155
Protobane-core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lz5Kqug9Sw
>>71445524
Baneposting doesn't fear death, it welcomes it.
>>71449512
i dont even know why this is funny. top kek.
this fucking meme has existed longer than the dumb meme frog,and normies have already began to kill it. why haven't they done the same to this shit
FIRST ONE TO GET DUBS
GETS TO STAY ON MY THREAD
kek
>>71450799
holy shit
>>71450799
THE DUBS RISES
>>71446301
>The temptation of CIA
>>71447116
CAN I STOP BEING A BIG GUY?!
>>71450799
LET ME STAY I DON'T FLY GOOD
>>71447116
Will I ever get laid?
>>71450799
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF DUBS. NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>71450750
>dumb meme frog
Not it hasn't newfag, also baneposting is too abstract
>>71447116
Will she be my GF?
>>71450976
> the twitter frog is still intact
>>71449930
Safeguarding the thread from hotheads.
He's already taken out a particularly autistic one
>>71451022
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! PLEASE LET HER BE ON MY FLIGHT PLAN CIA!
>>71450972
CHECKING THESE TRIPS
>>71450808
The wiki vandalism will always be a good laugh
just checking out our guy's future projects and what do you know, the big guy is reprising his role...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_of_the_Roundtable:_King_Arthur
>>71450750
They cannot comprehend it.
Baneposting isn't about intellectualism or classiness. Baneposting is fundamentally about the absurdism of human existence. Baneposting is standing on top of a mountain in a howling storm, raising your arms to the heavens, and screaming "I AM A BIG GUY." By Baneposting rather than occupying our time with something that may or may not be more valuable, we acknowledge that no matter what we do we are wasting our time on earth and that the value of any pursuit is subjective. To Banepost is to understand that everything you do is, on some level, stupid--and that's why it's great. In Baneposting, we understand that our time here is short, and what we do with that time is inherently a waste. It is therefore an affirmation of the strangeness of our very existence, of our consciousness, and also an affirmation of what makes humanity special: we can do something senseless and enjoy it. We can look beyond basic needs. We can spend our lives how we want, obsessing over the smallest thing. Baneposting is, in other words, an affirmation of the uniqueness of humanity as well as a way of coping with our very existence.
>>71450709
>Uh, I've got my mask on
He's obviously talking about Bane's Mask
>The devil out to get me, moving pretty fast
The devil might be a reference to Bane trying to grab Dr. Pavel.
>Head on collision, I'm tryna avoid the crash
Bane and Pavel were the only ones who survived the crash so they avoided it
>I'm running from my past, That's why I wear the mask
This must be why it would be painful to remove Bane's mask, because it gives him a new identity that's separate from his past and removing it would force him to face his inner demons.
>These blood sucking leeches, all they want is the cash
The mosquito man gave Bane to CIA and received a payment from CIA.
This song must be Banecore
>>71451251
>all of this from a ten minute scene
Hold me big guy, I'm still questioning my existence but Baneposting has kept my feet on the ground
>>71451251
damn...really makes u think
>>71450132
definitely hothead
>>71447116
Should I run in college?
>>71451466
You're a wise guy
>>71451517
Well CIA?
>>71451466
Did Baneposters once rule China?
>>71450799
i wouldn't fly so good
>>71451251
yeah but the same can be said about literally any other meme in existence
>>71451556
Baneposting is one of the transcendent myths of every major civilization.
>>71451556
Baneposters rule every country. They are inside every government, every agency. Your best friend, your wife, your own mother, they may all be Baneposters. They are everyone and no one. They hide in the shadows, and are only waiting for the right moment to rise the fire. And the moment is coming.
>>71448474
>Nothing, I said nothing!
>That's not what this chatlog says here.
>>71451629
Could the CIA stop the fire?
>>71451668
>What? No way! I'm in charge here!
>>71451668
Not
>That's not what the flight plan says here
>>71450799
Check these
>>71445996
agreed
/mu/ is mostly underage anyways and the mods are worse there so there's no meme control
>>71450591
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bnvSe7n4Kg
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>71447116
Should I do it?
>>71451624
The universe is just one very big banepost.
>>71451624
so there were baneposters in ancient egypt too? were the pharaohs big guys or were they hotheads?
>>71447667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iyvvT-8m3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WgMoE05bd8
>>71451829
for you
>>71451668
what? no way! you know what, i don't even want dr. pavel anymore
>>71447116
UU
UU
>>71451708
it says here you are "a big guy" - now what did you mean by this?
>>71451764
Bravo Boulez
>>71444461
>current year
>a baneposting thread reached 290+ posts
Wow
>>71448855
witnessed
Anybody save the epic dense bane shitpost from last night that fused all the memes? Was kino. Wish I saved it.
Fuck banethread
>>71452226
Fuck u too buddy
>bane thread hitting bump limit in 2016
have we restarted the fire?
>>71445749
Sheevposting is just biding its time. It will be back for the man himself's inevitable cameo this year, and we can even see a moderately successful sheev bread in the catalog as we speak.
>>71445996
This
>>71446030
>>71446056
>>71448112
>>71448388
Death Grips are shit. Actually, they're not even music.
>>71446156
I'm not a metalhead and I've never listened to Megadeth. But I do listen to Metallica. And I can conclusively say that they are music, while Death Grips are not.
>>71451608
exactly this
while reading his shit i remembered how we used to prank call tom green back in the old bee days and ask him to do a barrel roll. same shit. tom green even acknowledged the exact same sentiment that guy made in his post.
>>71447116
Will I become a big guy?
>>71452286
You sound like you know a lot about music
>>71452196
Yes, yes, well done /tv/, well done /tv/
HOWEVER
Who paid you to shill /got/? Lotta creativity for a shitposting cuck! Tell me about kino! Why do you spam the memes?
HAHA, did you see what this celebrity did? Her Mom's gonna freak! She's acting like she in sum kina suicide squawd. Good thing based Synder makes such good films and she won't be in them, much better than the shit that people call Star Wars now. Caspere knew this.
This shit is chess, like in that deep scene in the first ep of The Wire. Honestly, Snyder may come close to Avatar(greatest film of all time btw) and will certainly be better than the feminazi Ghostbuster's trash being forced down her throats.
Anyway, sorry, what I really wanted this thread to be about is the Harry Potter movies. I still remember watching them right after Problem Child 2 and thinking WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
I mean I know it's kino, I went to NYU, but holy shit are they good. I mean Star Wars can fuck off next to Harry Potter.
Bravo.
Harry Potter is a big move for me, and BTFO every capeshit film that isn't kino.
Now I'll go eat a chicken sandwhich like grown men do.
Before I go, you may be thinking "What did he mean by this?" and I want to tell you that's okay. I'm intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicket sense of humor. Plus, I drive, even though my hands are a little dirty.
Well, I have Predators to catch, so see ya /tv/!
>>71452269
It only withers,
What is big may never crash, but only rises harder and stronger
>>71452334
More than you. Death Grips isn't music.
>>71445524
does anyon have the image macros from pic related thread? was it archived?
>>71448855
That's nothing, Bateman!
I always hoped that you would stop posting here /tv/. That you'd go outside, play a sport, find a girlfriend. I have this fantasy, you see. That one friday night I would be out on the town and stop by this little bar and grab a pint, and I'd see you there with a solid 6/10. I'd recognize you by the cape and fedora. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor I to you, but we'd both know... that you'd moved on. Instead you sit in your damned cave fapping to feet and posting in bane threads.
>>71445988
Yes, yes. Very good assessment, Hotheads, very good... HOWEVER
>>71452088
>[insert any year]
>baneposting is glorious
>>71451999
Get these trips on board, I'll call it in.
>>71452088
literally the whole board would still be baneposting if janicucks didnt delete the threads
this one was allowed, for whatever reason
> you were there when this meme started
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>71452390
because
>>71452582
how do janitors even live with themselves every day without shooting themselves?
>>71452694
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>71452768
sure is fucking summer
>>71447116
watch my trips guys
watch
>CIA will never eat your ass
Legitimately why live?
>>71447116
Will ISIS retake Fallujah?
>>71452706
hot pockets
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>71452339
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>>71452895
RIP
>>71452339
A DARING SYNTHESIS!
>>71452689
>tfw I was there for the Tom Hardy raid
>>71452226
Get out hothead
>>71450706
That's a big time
Did mod is kill
>>71453402
The mods belong to us now.
>>71453586
Wat
