ITT: Box Office Poison
>>71442715
>>71442715
I never know if they're shooped or not.
>>71442715
Is that supposed to be a woman? Jesus christ.
>why are people posting all this Chloe
>she's in the trash news
Oh
>two of her brothers are gay
Wow, her genes are actually defective.
I feel bad for her boyfriend.
>>71442715
>that body
What went wrong?
>>71443016
>What went wrong?
It was never right to begin with.
>>71442994
>implying homosex isn't a choice
You'd be gay too if you grew up in a household with that.
>>71443169
LOL
>>71443016
>>71443046
friendly reminder that she wasn't born with that body. she has to work very hard at.
>>71442801
thats the fun part
>>71443319
fug
>>71443319
>>71443004
B O R E D
>>71443319
>>71443144
she looks great there though. really GF-ish.
she should just get rid of the grimaces.
remove those eyebrow muscles!
>>71443584
Isn't this thread about box office poison, not looks?
>>71443584
>remove those eyebrow muscles!
kys
>>71443702
>>71443004
>HEY GUYS MY NAMES CARROT TOP AND IM HOLDING A RABBIT. CUZ RABBITS EAT CARROTS GET IT?
>BUT REALLY, SORRY IF MY JOKES ANNOY YOU, I GUESS YOU CAN JUST CALL ME BUGS BUNNY
>GET IT
>PROP HUMOR
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>>71443784
>>71443319
somebody tweet this to her with just the word 'mirin'
>>71442715
>>71443702
>>71443784
GET OUT OF THE WAY, TUBBY
>>71443857
>but this is not the end.
Pretty dramatic for a subway store closure notice
Me on the left.
>>71443169
5 star post
>>71443857
kek
>>71443702
Golem get ye gone
>>71443979
Me behind camera.
>>71443979
L M A O
M
A
O
What a great photo
Robert De Niro has been a redlight since the seventies.
>Xmen Origins: Wolverine
>John Carter
>Battleship
Srsly who will stop this madman?
>>71444053
robert de niro is boring as hell, jodi foster confirmed this.
>>71444213
Jesus Christ that should be a crime against nature.
>>71444213
>I love my beautiful family
>>71444213
What the fuck robert?
>>71443784
>>71444065
John Carter was fun.
>>71442715
Damn Chloe Moretz looks like THIS ?
>>71442715
I don't get how her belly button is so high up, it is an illusion?
>>71444213
this is what happens when you ranch it up
>>71443511
I got that reference
>>71443319
whose body is that?
>>71442715
puberty wasn't kind
she's also a coalburner and shillary supporter
>>71443584
they're the best thing about her desu, her interviews are better than the movies
>>71444345
Whaddup mulatto
>>71444065
it's a bloody bee-filled horse, mate
>>71443004
JUST
>>71443319
she should have been born a man, she'd have been making millions more as a linebacker.
>>71444460
True.
Elle Fanning Better
>>71444285
>>71443979
>>71443784
>>71443702
>>71443319
these absolutely slay me, bravo!
>>71443633
would she be box office poison if she wouldn't have that freaky eyebrow?
>>71444362
Mine, wanna fuck?
>>71444236
>>71444281
Calm down, folks. A bit over-dramatic there.
>>71443979
dat face on the guy
Summer Glau is a cancer on the industry. Has she been in anything successful?
She's not even pretty, despite early /tv/ loving her
>>71444539
Yes goyim! What Robert did in fact was a great thing! More people should be like him!
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4h0ikg/i_am_alon_ziv_author_of_breeding_between_the/
>>71444213
those are his only kids? there must be a bastard who isn't such fuckedup
>>71443319
>>71444362
you body is now mine Jonathan
>>71444583
Terrible bait
also
>firefly
>tscc
Are both loved tv series
>>71442715
Yo is that the Patriots new LB?
>>71444485
>Chloe at home
Is that on the football field, or being surrounded by bbc?
>>71442715
>>71443319
>>71443979
One of my fantasies is being Chloe, but trap. I hope this doesnt sound too wierd.
>be born as male
>be 5'2 manlet
>everybody laughs at me in school
>get depressed and drop school
>mom suggest HRT
>she trains me to become a woman
>she tells my new name is Chloe
>i become a fuck toy for men
>>71445029
Take a wild guess
>>71442813
Not true.
>>71442715
>>71445224
>When her ass is inverted.jpg
>>71444213
>>71443319
Listen up cracka,The 5th wave is by far the best movie that humanity has managed to create. The cinematography, screenwriting, acting, directing, custome design, the locations and the production make it a unique and unremarkable movie that people centuries ahead of us will still watch and appreciate. Now go back and shitpost your little capeshit threads and GoT generals, and let the grown ups talk about real kinotography.
>Remember when my dad did that soccer thing? -Brooklyn
>You're in America fgt nobody gives a fuck about that silly game -The Fridge
this actually happened
>>71445501
Not even b8ing but this reaction pic got me kek
![081815-chris-hemsworth[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4CRh3Lk.jpg "081815-chris-hemsworth[1].jpg")
>>71442715
>>71442994
>implying neymar is her boyfriend and not a fuck toy
>>71445673
What has he been in except for Thor? I guess the fact that I don't know speaks for itself...
Bu not like he'll be the reason new Ghostbusters is gonna flop.
>>71445950
Heart of the Sea, flopped
Snow White and the Huntsman, flopped
The Huntsman, Winter's War, flopped
National Lampoons Vacation, flopped
Red Dawn, massive flop
Cabin in the woods, moderate success
That one where he plays a Hacker, massive flop
The only good movie he has made was Rush. Dude is fucked without Marvel.
>>71446160
>hey what the fuck, why are these pizzas cold?!
>>71446160
Jesus Christ.
Battletoads.
She could probably beat up Beckham's kid.
>>71442715
>>71443702
>>71443979
TUCK JOB
U
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K
J
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>>71446322
She could probably beat up the 1985 Broncos.
JUST
>>71446160
>>71446254
kek
>>71442715
She doesn't JUST look like that
She works out 7 times a week
>>71446322
>have no discernible waist
>wear high waist pants almost exclusively
>>71442715
man, you really are trying hard
you guys can laugh at her all you want but she did really well on her high school wrestling team
>>71446817
She won a gold medal, but she lost her waistline.
>>71446400
eh at least he's probably doing fine. they still fucking play sg1 reruns on tv, surely he's getting some royalties
>>71446400
Nice BBT shirt
>>71446160
God was having a shitty day when he made Chloe Moretz.
>>71446396
She could probably beat up the 2013 Broncos too.
>>71447030
She used to be aesthetic af, Idk what happened.
>>71444065
john carter is a good movie man
>>71447154
>big ass gorilla hands
>aesthetic
>>71444583
FIREFLY
>>71447154
I still consider her face "pretty" or "attractive", but her boody went full "misshaped tamale".
On the other hand Bella has an ugly face, but that body just HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
>>71445529
>unique and unremarkable
At least fix the pasta
>>71445029
Both
>>71447305
Her chin is her really her only flaw from what I can see, I wouldn't call her ugly though.
>>71446160
would still fuck her silly
>>71447154
puberty hit her hard. high blood testosterone levels
>>71447518
>I have no discernable standards
we know
>>71446098
would have many babies with her
>>71447518
Everyone who says they won't is either a liar, a homo or a person with very high standards
>>71447569
>>71447518
I'd make her sit on the pizza and rub her ass around it, then I'd lift her legs up and fuck her hairy pussy. Hopefully I'd get some toppings and sauce deep in her snstch. I call it the ol' double pie.
>>71447767
I would, but as far as a hollywood "cute girl" or "sexy girl" or whatever(they usually portray her as that in whatever movie she is in, it's not like shes the best actor) she is pretty shitty. She was cute as a kid but her body has become among the worst I have seen even irl(besides fat girls obviously) and her face is even going pretty quick too.
If it keeps up, especially in the face, she isn't gonna have a career in 5 years.
>>71442715
She needs to go nude already so my suspicions about her weird body can be confirmed finally
>>71447728
>>71447932
>>71446160
>dat pic
can't breath
>>71447569
Having high standards won't make you any less of an unfuckable mess. It'll just make you a virgin.
>>71445673
him and his brother are toxic in movies. i hope he kills off ghostbusters
>>71447518
>fresh hot pizza
she cant let go of the past
This honestly looks like a man's body.
>>71443004
Yea, I think he's a real jerk
>>71447971
delicious
i'll still claim her
>>71446160
>yfw this isn't a shoop
>>71448183
Looks like a nu-male body
>>71447518
>>71448183
Nah she looks great
>>71447305
He'd be perfect as Asuka
>>71448268
thicc
>>71448268
oh for fuck kek
>>71448268
she looks better like that
>>71448241
rare chris, nice.
>>71448268
give her a bigger butt and this would be GOAT
>>71443169
Post of the day to be honest
>>71448268
Nice shop, here's the original.
This isn't even shooped.
stop picking on her jerks
>>71448419
fuck off chloe
>>71448374
this is still shopped so she looks like her legs are smaller than they are
>>71448268
>>71448743
>>71448585
wtf are you doing autist?
>>71447381
YOU JUST KNOW
>>71448785
looks like he is making her look better. does she just need to lose some weight? or is she fucked
>>71448785
:^)
>>71448842
she is fucked. in those three pics you could fix her manframe by not so slightly squeezing together everything between head and hips
Are you virgins having fun photoshooping some girl you don'!t even know? Proud of yourselves?
>>71448389
>>71448585
>>71448743
Someone should tweet her these pics saying, "looking good Chloe." Just to remind her body will never look like that.
>>71443979
>>71444213
hits too close to home lads
i'm an ugly mixed shitskin too, race mixing shouldn't be allowed
>>71442715
terrible actress and shes making terrible choices of film
i was forced in to watching the fifth wave last night and it was just awful
>>71448842
You can lose weight, but you can't change the unfortunate body shape. She is a triangle shape, the worst one of them all.
>>71449073
the 5th wave is the worst shit ever
>>71449108
good for guys though. i would have a baby with her if i knew for sure it would be a boy
>>71449051
>shouldn't be allowed
Only if the offspring are males, mixed females on the other hand are welcome with open arms.
>>71444213
LMAO
Serious question why does /tv/ have such a hate boner for Chloe?
>>71449198
>>71449051
yeah but at least you won't have a massive inferiority complex considering you will never have the success that your father did
>>71444444
>>71442715
she's getting thicc
>>71449018
pretty great yeah
the more freakish the better, art imitates life after all
>>71443169
I found the psychologist.
>>71449049
>>71445055
Perfectly normal pham. We've all been there.
>>71449262
she's been a meme for over 5+ years on 4chan. waifufags used to spam pics and have threads all the time. threads like these almost feel like some kind of revenge now that she turned out to have some weird lumpy body and a not so stellar history with the boxoffice.
>>71449273
thankfully my dad is the white part of the family
>>71443784
top kek
do actors know about the memes
>>71444213
cast of mafia 3
>>71449343
kek
>>71449108
>>71449343
She has KLINEFELTERS
Give her a break lads
>>71449816
cute and queen of my heart
Could you handle Chloë's powerful backhand?
>>71449920
every night if need be
whatever she needs to get out of her system
pedophilia rose again
>>71449920
Holy fuck, I actually thought all these photos were just memeshopped.
Her body is literally built like a dude.
>>71447305
That chin is really her only facial flaw, if it was just a bit smaller everything on her face would look right
>>71449920
she has no neck
>>71443016
>File: Carrot Top.jpg (607 KB, 1907x1594)
ayy lmao
>>71449920
Second girl from the left?
>>71449671
obv shopped
>>71449920
fucking disgusting
>>71447430
>her
>>71444213
that one kid with real, legitimate autism....
>>71450080
>>71447430
She is ugly as fuck face wise. Not even the nose job could change that
>>71450167
>>71449920
girl on the leftis thick as fuck give me nameee or at least sauuuce
>>71450288
>>71442715
still would plough
>>71450458
you'd plow lukewarm ravioli
>>71450248
>>71443144
this is the most attractive photo I've ever seen of her
>I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than our bodies.
-Chloë Grace Moretz
>>71450496
come piggy piggy piggy
>>71450458
i'd let her plough my fields with that farmer's body. i bet she knows her way around a tractor
>>71442994
if i grew up with her, i'd be gay too.
>>71450413
http://video.glamour.com/watch/glamour-cover-stars-chloe-grace-moretz-june-cover
probably be able to track her down as someone on the "glamour team" or some shit
>>71450489
>>71450543
Trqps drown themselves in drugs / hormones to look feminine, dont they?
Can't women to the same? Pls no bully I'm a failure at biology.
>>71444345
>>71444429
you guys down to buttchug some jenkem down at the quad?
>>71444025
spat out my drink.
>>71450583
thanks mayne i might be able to work with this
>>71448170
v. underrated post
>>71450428
>>71450543
NFL DRAFT WHEN
>>71450496
>tattoo
dropped
>>71447728
mules are sterile anon.
>>71444213
did she cuck him with Eric andre?
>>71444312
Yeah but it bombed like A sonofabitch and he was one of the reasons.
>>71444798
Which were canceled after 1 & 2 seasons respectively.
>>71450619
hormones can't fix your bones or muscles
unless a trap is born with feminine hips, no hormone-therapy can make her/him look more woman-like
hormones will just affect your voice, hair-growth, sex drive and fuck with your brain
>>71449920
wait what the fuck is this video shopped? it seems like it would be a lot tougher than your average photoshop job but she cant really have an upper body that broad
>>71449920
have you seen how tall she his?
she'd need a ladder, and it'd still be a flea bite, because she has 55% body fat.
>>71449920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU
>>71451001
Just bad genetics desu.
She has thick bone structure, + she gains weight in her upper body instead of her thighs/ass.
>>71451001
It's real
True Story , I actually walked past one time in LA and she is legit a big girl. Her shoulders were bigger than mine and mine are 17' in. It doesn't seem to help that she walks with her shoulders slouched forward in attempt to make them look smaller.
I worked fitting at a families tailor, and I'd say her shoulder are somewhere between 18-19in shoulders. Also she has a bull neck(for a girl) but she hides it when she slouches, making it look like she has no neck.
>>71442715
>those fucking arms
mirin
>>71443979
This is like a renaissance painting
>>71451001
the testosterone fucked her up man, just let it go
>>71446749
it's to hide her muffin top bruh.
>>71451299
after restoration by a pitbull
>>71450543
>>71450683
ayy
>>71450900
They have solid fanbases. Success isn't defined by runtime only
>>71450980
Yes, but what about women? If Chloe took hormones, wouldn't she look much better?
>>71443004
net worth 75 M
>>71446160
she might grow tits with hormones but
thick arms + tits =chunky town
plus no waist
she can only go anorexic, her face would look better
>$12 million net worth
Keep laughing, you broke faggots.
>>71449051
>race mixing shouldn't be allowed
you sound like a mexican rat
>>71451367
This webm has no audio so I tried to play every Snoop Dogg single in my head to figure out which song it was.
lol this thread is like reading comments from middle aged women on the daily mail website like the saddest thread ever godamn
>>71451534
>>$12 million net worth
> Can't ass herself to hire a stylist and personal trainer
>>71449049
>>71449343
holy shit chloe threads are on fire lately
>>71443702
>>71443702
I'm not seeing things, IS THAT A PISS BOTTLE?
>>71450543
yet girls like ariel continue to wear those type of revealing dresses that also accentuate their womanly parts.
and also take parts in movies that use their bodies to tell a story (or to draw audiences in)
i for one thank those girls for keeping making those decisions and crying about it later
thank you for those pictures (that you supposedly aren't aware are being taken) and those performances you hope will get you recognized
>>71451670
Chloe detected
>>71451924
Their flesh exists for my entertainment
>>71451513
this
>>71451389
what? no, dude
my gf recently stopped taking the pill, which resulted in huge hormone fluctuation
basically she was flooded with estrogen and got pimples all over her body, greasy skin and was pissed all the time
also, what do you expect? her ogrebody is unfixable, as well as her massive head, hormones won't change shit
>>71447518
> Open sores on her feet.
I'd suck the AIDS right out of those open sores.
>>71442813
DELETE THIS
>>71443979
Poor girl. She could work out all she wants, she'll still have a butch dykes body.
>>71444213
>racemix, they said
>your kids will have superior genetics, they said
>>71448268
the shop skills here are top drawer
specially compared to that caleesi photoshoot where you can se the background bend with her waist
>>71442813
Adam Scott really took well to hormone replacement therapy.
