Apologize.
>could have made a movie about maui beating the shit out of the sun using his witch grandmother's jawbone as a club while his cousins held it down
>make disney princess shit instead
>realistic depiction is racist
unhealthy? he's clearly built like a tank. maybe this really has to do with SJW's unfairly high body standards.
>>71432335
I thought he was all-muscle (and the muscle was bulky enough to be mistaken for fat), like the comic book Kingpin.
>>71432335
>there's not enough fat people in disney movies
>"Oh here's a fat person who's also a god, do you like it"?
>FUCKING RACISTTTTTTTT REEEEEE
It's not a stereotype when they all are fucking tanks.
>>71432335
I know guys who literally look like this though
Wait, but that is fatphobia, people should be happy they are seeing a fatfuck who is also able.
SJW faction war when?
>>71432441
>fatness is bad
Great fat acceptance, fatties.
Hawaiians viewed fat as beauty though
They were the cultivators of THICC
So showing a fat man is wrong and "unrealistic", but showing a fat woman is great and should be celebrated?
>>71432461
>people should be happy they are seeing a fatfuck who is also able.
Only if the fatfuck is a woman :^)
>>71432427
You're not allowed to be buff or skinny.
You have to be in the range of chubby to morbidly obese or you'll trigger someone
>>71432416
>>71432427
>>71432430
>>71432441
>>71432445
>>71432449
>>71432461
>>71432475
He's supposed to be a demigod though.
Not sure why they didn't just make him look like The Rock.
>>71432335
Polynesians are all strongfat though, this is just a realistic depiction. What the fuck? Don't they know those Polynesian niggas are ALL offensive/defensive linemen in American Football?
Part of their culture is overeating to excess.
>>71432512
>He's supposed to be a demigod though
So it wouldn't matter what he looked like. He's not gonna be running out of stamina anytime soon.
>>71432335
>won't accept body positivity
>it's bad because racism
They're gonna fucking tear themselves apart.
>>71432530
Having different cultures exist doesn't mesh well with globalist ideals
>>71432414
I mean they do mention something about slowing down the sun in the trailer
>>71432512
Because there are a lot more Polynesians who look like this
>>71432416
Welcome to Obama's America.
>>71432512
cuz its supposed to be a cute Disney character they can make toys out of for children.
this shits not hard to figure out.
>>71432621
If they made toys bases on the rock they could be marketed at you're mom.
>>71432416
>>71432530
>>71432445
>>71432500
>>71432599
Actually they only started looking like that after generations of having western diet.
Captain Cook even described the ones he first met as tall and lean and occasionally muscular. They were basically a race of a Khal Drogos.
The fat look is fairly recent.
>"N-NOT ENOUGH LARGE PEOPLE REPRESENTED POSITIVELY IN MEDIA"
>Fatty is given demigod/superhero status in a film targeting children, showing that people of any body type can be heroes
>"FAT POLYNESIANS ARE A NEGATIVE STEREOTYPE, CHECK UR PRIVILEGE, DISNEY"
Some people just want to be mad.
>>71432621
Toys with fat people never sell.
>>71432335
>Sparks anger
>Outrage
>Uproar
>Backlash
Any more suggestions for words i should automatically ignore?
>>71432335
Fat?
He's a big fella alright, but for me, he just looks buff af 2bh
Pic related, a super samoan.
>>71432660
>having western diet.
Nigger they've gone beyond that
Pacific Islanders literally eat shit like turkey tails.
America and New Zealand send all their fattiest and worst cuts of leftover meat that no sane westerner could put near their mouths and they fucking love it, Polynesians are disgusting
>>71432505
shit, great point. You've delved deeper into their mind than me, thanks for your anthropological work.
>>71432689
They're just mad because the fatty is a man
>>71432753
Shit forget the pic
>>71432430
Wow imagine how big his dick must be
He's a big guy
>>71432825
>When he looks builtfat but he throws the fastest hooks in the world and could knock out any person living or dead
>>71432750
>problematic
WHAT'S THE NIGGA GONNA DO, HE'S SAMOAN?
>>71432908
kek
>>71432505
J.C. Penny approves.
>>71432430
>all-muscle
This is what /fit/ actually believes.
>>71432335
I am triggered by their fat-shaming.
Now what?
>>71432335
Isn't that the way an actually really strong person is built?
>>71432427
OHSHI-
He doesn't look unhealthy at all. He looks like a strongman ate another strongman and took that strongman's power and added it to his own. He looks like he can bench press the moon.
I would actually like to have that body over my own naturally skinny one.
>>71432825
Who /HYPEDFORUFC200/ here?
>>71432971
People who whinge and get upset about shit like representations of fictional characters are allergic to strength.
>sparks anger
You mean some fat bitch on twatter said something and got 10 likes?
Wake me up when I give a shit.
>>71433075
>Bork
Yes, goyim. Buy that ppv. And while you're at it, get or hot dog brander for halg off!
>>71432750
>>71432908
>>71433099
Add "Controversy" to the list
>>71432825
>Mah Cunt
No wonder he learned to fight. Probably got tired of kids making fun of his name.
>>71432530
Don't forget the disproportionate amount of Samoan wrestlers, as well. That island is the perfect producer of fat stronk athletes.
But I thought (((they))) wanted more fat representation in movies?
>>71433245
(((They))) keep as many people as outraged about anything regardless of how much cognitive dissonance it throws up to halt productivity
trump when
>Fat guy gets to be the hero of a movie
>SJWs outraged
We can't win, can we?
>>71433277
>outraged
See there's that word again. Listen, NOBODY is fucking outraged anymore. People are apathetic af nowadays. Everything is clickbait, nothing's authentic anymore
Looks like a cool guy desu.
>>71433075
>>71433132
https://youtu.be/Q8k1Pe5HL_k
>American in movie
>not fat
>Polyneasian in movie
>fat
explain this /pol/
>>71432750
Fucking this every time.
>Oh my God, some fatties are butt hurt and posting salty comments about a character being fat, what a controversy!
>>71433361
>>71432755
Lol. Westerners are disgusting.
>>71433320
>gets to be the hero
He's a sidekick there to be the butt of jokes while the strong independent womyn is the real hero
>>71433132
>Buy that ppv
>Implying
>>71433425
Nigger a quarter of the national budget of Samoa goes towards treating diabetes since everyone is so fucking fat
>>71432753
He's a big guy
The world would be a better place if everyone with a tumblr account was killed with a push of a button.
>>71433382
wrong board senpai
>>71433575
I don't have an account, but I've found some pretty good porn linked to tumblr
>>71432335
Wait what? Obese? Dude literally looks like he's on all steroids known to man.
>>71432825
I wish Mark Hunt was my dad.
I thought body shaming was a problem? So now it's okay to shame Polynesians? Leftism is a legit house of cards ideology. So many contradictions is amazing humans can hold all of them in their head.
>>71433742
>I thought body shaming was a problem? So now it's okay to shame Polynesians?
It's only a problem if it's towards women.
its not whitey's fault that shitskins aren't aesthetic...
>>71433742
Political opinion can't accurately be summed up by some shit french system of who sits where.
>>71433766
But he isn't a white male, so that doesn't make it ok
>>71432335
How would you react to that mongoloid bullshit
>>71432335
Spam is one hell of a drug.
What is it even, spiced processed ham?
>>71432335
I think he looks fine. He's full fucking bear mode, not obese. Literally looks like a world's strongest man contender. He's not like the fat Polynesian dude in forgetting Sarah Marshall, he's built like a brick shithouse.
And the forgetting Sarah Marshall guy was bro as fuck too, no matter if he was fat.
>>71432512
You do realise that The Rock is white, don't you? His untanned skin is whiter than snow.
>>71433409
What's worse is that it gets posted on /tv/. Even if the thread is 'successful' OP will post it 3-4 more times.
>>71433791
To be fair, anyone who describes themselves as "left" or is party to any political system traditionally conceived of as "left" could die in a fire and the world would probably improve.
>>71432335
DUDE TALK ABOUT OUR MOVIE LMAO
>>71433864
>half black/half Samoan
>"white"
0/10 for getting be to reply
>>71432335
if the god doesn't like it maybe she should send a tsunami or something.
>>71432599
you know why whales die on land? because they can only support their own weight through buoyancy.
>>71433968
If you mix enough colours, you eventually get white.
>>71433670
>implying
>>71434056
that only works for light emitters, not for absorbers
accurate depiction of Polynesians
>>71434056
That only works with light, try it with paint you mudmixing son of a gun.
Happy painting, and God bless.
>>71433742
Here's the problem with what you're doing. You're taking a wide array of very different beliefs and saying they're all the same, then being confused when they contradict each other.
>>71433786
>aesthetic
>hairline of a 50 year old at 25.
>>71432335
IN A WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING TRIGGERS PEOPLE, ONE WOMAN CRIES LOUDER THAN THE REST!
CHECK OUT "LIFE OF A PUTRID FEMINIST" THIS SUMMER!
Isn't the character loosely based on Brother Iz?
When will Hollywood realize that pandering to those neets is a waste of time?
>>71434185
He Iz.
>>71432335
This is actually the Polynesian leader in Civ 6. Teddy gets beefed up somewhat as well.
>>71434185
>GET OUT YOU FAT SHAMING MISOGYNIST SHIT LORD
REEEEEEEEEE
I'm actually very confused by this whole thing. So they're mad that the character is fat? I thought fat acceptance was what the were pushing for? Isn't this a form of body shaming? What happened to beautiful at any size? Or does that only apply to overweight white trash
>>71434056
For pigments it's if you add even a single drop it's no longer white.
>be fat mexican with big face cheeks
>get mistaken for islander all the time
>lose weight
>just regular mexican now
>>71434289
You can't fool me Grover Cleveland.
>>71434163
>implying bald is always bad
Thor looks good with that hairline dude. It suits him.
t. homo
>>71433786
his chest is the size of her head wat
>>71434118
It does work with paint, you moron.
>>71434537
He's like 6'10" or something ridiculous like that.
>>71432335
I bet no one gives a shit about a couple of white numales
>WHY ARE ALL DISNEY CHARACTERS WHITE AND FIT? MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT MY SPECIFIC MINORITY AND BODY TYPE
>QUIT APPROPRIATING AND MISREPRESENTING MY CULTURE DISNEY YOU RACIST SHITLORDS
>>71432512
It's ironical, because Dwayne Johnson is the voice of Maui in that movie.
>>71432335
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
SAMOANS ARE NATURALLY BIG HUSKY GUYS 4 U
LOOK AT THE FUCKING ROCK DAMNIT
>>71434289
In fairness, political cartoons of the time loved drawing TR as fat.
>SJWs want fat characters
>Disney makes fat character
>Too fat
>>71432660
>>71432825
>>71433003
>>71433205
Actually, tradionally polynesians were always very lean and muscular. Theirs was a warrior culture and they prized strength and the "power look", their traditional diet was very meat heavy and they trained for battle through callisthenics and lifting of rocks [1][3].
British explorers described the Maori and the Hawaiians as very tall (5'8 to 6'1, much taller than the average british at the time) and very strong (average polynesian weighted 200-220 pounds, in an era where the norm for males was 150 to 180lbs) [2].
Ironically, polynesians started adopting a more unhealthy diet after being colonised. The warrior caste fell out of favor, and in it's place the dominant caste became that of royalty/aristocrats and rich farmers, who thought being fat was a sign of luxury and wealth.
So, naturally, polynesians are very lean and strong. Culturally, they are fat, because they think that = wealth.
[1]http://www.thekuproject.com/hawaiian-weightlifting/
[2]http://www.hawaiihistory.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=ig.page&PageID=519
[3] http://animalpak.com/html/article_details.cfm?ID=451
>>71434185
I saw you in my dreams
We where walking hand in hand
On a white
Sandy beach
of Hawaiiiiii
We where playing in the sun
We where having so much fun
On a white...
Sandy beach...
...of Hawaiii
Rip Brother Iz. Your heart was as big as your girth.
>>71432335
He shouldve been skinny, short haired and wearing a mid-level suit
DUH
>>71434978
I forgot the goddamn pic.
>>71434544
No it doesnt, you fucking mong.
>>71432335
You're trying to be snarky but in pointing out everything they do that bugs you, you're becoming just like them. Ignore them and they'll disappear.
>>71433786
Stop trying to take for yourself the accomplishment of some other dude just because you share the same skincollor.
Thor is Icelandic, he is probably laughing at you, some fat american/yuro asshole trying to take pride in HIS viking ancestry.
>>71434973
kek
>>71432335
I thought it was just a stylistic portrayal of a really fucking muscly/stocky dude but okay whatever.
If they are really getting their assholes done in by portraying polynesians as overweight then maybe they should stop being some of the most overweight nations on the planet:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_Pacific
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Body_Mass_Index_(BMI)
>>71433864
Rock's "father" was cucked. Dwayne admitted it to other wrestlers. His real father is white.
>>71432335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE
so who started the "debate"? Polynesians?
>>71432335
They are just portraying a very muscular man who has some degree of bodyfat.
Maui looks just like a darker Zydrunas Savickas
>>71435166
Stop annon, you are embarassing yourself.
The Rock isn't white, the Rock calls himself a nigga all the time on instagram.
>>71434978
WE WUZ KINGS
It will flop like Princess and the frog, because white people are racist
>>71435132
>If they are really getting their assholes done in by portraying polynesians as overweight then maybe they should stop being some of the most overweight nations on the planet:
> they should stop being some of the most overweight nations on the planet
Bud, I'm Maori, I'm not getting my panties in a bunch because Disney is making a Maori dude look fat. He is fat. We are fat. We love the character.
It's you white guys who are getting offended. Like ALWAYS, it's you white boyos making an issue out of everything.
WE DON'T CARE.
>>71435221
He's fucking half white half samoan. He has zero black features. He's also a closet case.
Are they trying to infer that there aren't any obese Polynesian people? Isn't something like over 95% considered overweight?
>>71435257
Except they actually wuz.
>>71435257
Not sure if you are trying to make some /pol/ meme by associating polynesians with black people.
Please don't. That post you quoted is correct, but we don't care about being fat, nor we resent "DA WHITE MAN" for colonizing the islands. We wanted to keep our culture, so what we did? We kept our culture by practising it, not by shooting some white dude and making a POLYNESIANS LIVES MATTER thing to throw a fit.
Keep your fucking jandals on.
>>71435194
Probably fat white women
>Hmm, do we keep pursuing increased diversity in hollywood, which is ironically only creating more backlash because people are never satisfied with the *way* diversity is implemented
>Or, do we say fuck it, and start making films more marketed to the massive Chinese market, who are a bunch of racists that don't want to see a hak gwai on the poster for The Force Awakens
>>71434928
It's hard to tell when he's next to Taft though
>>71434928
TR was actually, by all accounts, beefy as fuck. Supposedly he liked to challenge people to friendly boxing matches on the oval office.
>>71432335
One day companies will finally learn to stop trying to cater to this tiny minority of hyperinfantilised serial whiners and just completely ignore them.
>Make him skinny/athletic/muscular instead of strongfat
>people start complaning about setting unrealistic standards for polynesian men
>Roosevelt is in Civ VI
>it's Teddy
fuck right off
>>71432825
Imagine one of these fuckers charging at you with a sword/club made out of volcanic glass so sharp it cuts on the cellular level.
>>71435780
He is polynesian, not Aztec you dipshit.
>>71435800
Same difference nerd.
>>71433481
Yeah but a quarter of greater samoa's gdp is like fifty bucks.
>>71435753
>FDR
>good president
My SIDES AHAHAHAHA
>>71434544
What colors do you think you mix to get white paint?
>>71435753
>People think FDR wasn't the worst dictator since Abraham Lincoln.
>>71435800
The maori warriors used clubs embedded with obsidian shards since its the least difficult thing to find when your ENTIRE RACE INHABITS VOLCANIC ISLANDS!
>>71435852
nice meme :^)
Is it just me, or do white people look the most disgusting when obese? The way they store fat is very cottage cheesy. I mean it's like they are throwing away their trump card (looks) for no reason. Don't get me wrong blacks look very bad too, but something about white genetics just makes obese whites revolting.
>>71435965
>Trying to tell a Maori what weapon his people own used.
Again, you are thinking Aztecs and Mayans.
>>71435566
Who kicked more ass in the oval office Jackson or Teddy?
>>71436025
In real life, Jackson. In the lore, Teddy.
>>71435965
They might have used them, but I'm pretty sure shark teeth were far more common.
>Comparing half White roid raging American Polynesians to a full blooded native from centuries ago
I wonder if people will bitch an evantual African Disney princess doesn't look like Mariah Carey
>>71434163
that's roids effects
>>71432512
why is he so skinny?
>>71435965
> Doesn't know what a Patu is.
> Doesn't know what a Taiaha is.
> Doesn't know what a Leiomaho is.
> Keeps thinking Obsidian instead of Shark teeth.
> He keeps thinking we are mexicans.
For fucks sake you dumb cunt.
>>71432335
>We want fat acceptance characters
>But not that one it's racist
Ooga booga
>>71435870
>white
>white
>a splash of white
>a little silver for flavor
Perfect. Does this other nigga really not understand additive vs subtractive color theory?
>>71436132
He is nearly 50, I say he looks buff as fuck for that age.
>>71432335
He's a big guy.
>>71436098
I wonder who would've won in a bar fight.
A bunch of full blooded Maoris or old stock Vikings.
You faggots realize OP is just posting some pic with text a white kid made right?
This reminds me of the Ghost in the Shell "Controversy" where a whole shit load of white kids got all triggered about the Johanssen casting and tried like hell to convince the Japs they should be offended... lol
>>71436305
Why are white people always getting budmad about other races?
>>71432335
>Call a character half pig half hippo just because he looks different...
Isn't that just them being racist? How do they not get in trouble for that? Because they are sjw?
>>71436305
>You faggots realize OP is just posting some pic with text a white kid made right?
>This reminds me of the Ghost in the Shell "Controversy" where a whole shit load of white kids got all triggered about the Johanssen casting and tried like hell to convince the Japs they should be offended... lol
Seriously, if you see the way islanders portray themselves, they'd be proud of the depiction.
Fucking tongan men aren't supposed to be 150 pound white faggots.
There is a reason islanders dominate in the football trenches & on rugby teams. 150lb pretty boys would get destroyed.
>>71436305
>This reminds me of the Ghost in the Shell "Controversy" where a whole shit load of white kids got all triggered about the Johanssen casting and tried like hell to convince the Japs they should be offended... lol
liberals are just shit starters and race biters. just as bad as the ignorant racists on the other side.
>>71432335
They decided to cater to overly sensitive sjw's now they can have it blow back on them
>>71434701
Funny. Is he on of those so called "debaters" angry about his character being a stereotype or does he actually not give a fuck about a children's cartoon like any sensible person.
>>71436398
>>71436305
>>71436377
>>71436391
You all now realize Dwayne Johnson, a polynesian, who is the voice of the character, and who was the one who pitched Disney the movie, is the one who also had a say in how the character should look like.
Yes, a fucking polynesian told the producers to make the character look like that.
Fuck, you, all.
>>71436472
He does not actually give a fuck. In his instagram he just explained he has been trying to pitch this movie to Disney for 10 years and it's been finally done.
And he is also the one who wanted the character to look like that.
>>71432512
The Rock is half black, that's why.
>>71434657
But thing to do is just ignore these people. It's obvious they have mental illnesses.
>>71436472
> Is he on of those so called "debaters" angry about his character being a stereotype
Son, read the threat. We polynesians don't care that the character looks fat.
White people are the ones throwing a tantrum.
>>71436305
>You faggots realize OP is just posting some pic with text a white kid made right?
>This reminds me of the Ghost in the Shell "Controversy" where a whole shit load of white kids got all triggered about the Johanssen casting and tried like hell to convince the Japs they should be offended... lol
RACE WARS!!!
:popcorn:
>>71432335
>TFW watched Willy K in a night club
>Pretty cool guy even if he was a little overweight
Greatest Hawaiian musician I ever met
>Don't make a character fat
>There is not enough fat people in media, make more fat characters
>make a character fat
>oh my god I can't even how dare you make someone fat?
You just can't win with these people.
>>71436377
it's a hero complex. they wanna be seen as supporting of people who they feel in their mind are inferior. if anything, what they're doing is blatantly more racist than the shit they complain about.
>>71436628
>You just can't win with these people.
>>71436305
>You faggots realize OP is just posting some pic with text a white kid made right?
OP = successful troll
> white kid creates shitty text image
> waits patiently
> fish jump into the boat blaming "shitskins"
lol
>>71435566
Teddy was athletic mode all his life except as a child and his later years.
As a child he was a sickly skinny kid and middle age until death he was built fat.
He also happens to be top 5 presidents.
>>71436662
I think we can all agree that Polynesians are objectively inferior to whites as Disney has accurately portrayed in the making of Moana.
Polynesian """""people"""""" are the niggers of the sea.
All they do is eat Spam and complain about "howlies"
>>71436736
kek people chiming in with dumb comments before reading the thread.
![great_kokina[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/79yCnk1.jpg "great_kokina[1].jpg")
>>71436391
Came here to post this. SJWs are racists who don't realise quite how racist they are. That's probably why they're so obsessed with race in the first place; overcompensation. It shouldn't be any surprise that these people who demonise the dreaded 'straight white male' are bigoted as fuck though. It's just funny to see them accidentally show their hand and expose themselves as the racists that they are.
>"omg look at him, he's like some kind of pig/hippo mongrel! racism!"
>meanwhile in samoa, half the male population looks like pic related
Also, you have to love how the SJWs are complaining that he's all fat, and doesn't look like Khal Drogo or The Rock. And yet, imagine if the character was female. Think they'd be doing the same thing? Truly fucking pathetic.
>>71436736
>> white kid creates shitty text image
>> waits patiently
>> fish jump into the boat blaming "shitskins"
>>71435753
OH HELL NO!
YOU DID NOT JUST SHIT TALK MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT ON THIS WILD WEST POSTING WANTED OUTLAWS BULLETIN BOARD!
He's basically based Jezza Uepa who's one of the strongest and coolest motherfuckers around
>>71436237
Unless all the Vikings are 6'2"+, built due to constant raiding and eating plundered meats and fish, and aren't drunk off their asses, I'd have to say the Maoris based on what I've seen and heard so far. At the time, the Maoris weren't as populace and had a lot more nutritious food to go around in order to grow to their fullest. Vikings had a pretty good diet, especially for their location and lifestyle, but it just wasn't enough to compete with a smaller population; whose advantage is not having to feed so many.
Also, Vikings may have had a warrior culture, but it wasn't as constant as the Maori warrior culture has been made out to be. So less natural selection for tougher bodies there.
>>71436760
beefy = muscular
son what are you doing
>BEAUTY AT ANY SIZE
>UNLESS YOU'RE MALE YOU SHITLORD SCUM
>>71436305
>You faggots realize OP is just posting some pic with text a white kid made right?
>>71433320
No, you can't reason with them. Back in the days before the internet they would be laughed out of the room for being fucking retarded, but now with the internet they are given a voice that they shouldn't have.
They are the dark side of the gift that is the internet, the light side being memes and the grace of Kek.
>>71435286
White girls and "nerd icons" care because they make it about them and their feelings, most white guys don't give a fuck.
>>71432335
Isn't that the fat guy from Lost?
>>71435981
Mostly because most of them have literally no muscle tone beneath or they gain weight so quick that it ruins the skin, also white skin makes it easier to see flaws, which would exist on any human but I guess a trade off is needed.
>>71434226
Never, Hollywood is one of us too. They see the market as some potential.
>>71436172
The Rock is 44 not close to being 50
>>71435288
w/e you say anon
>>71432599
Very true. I live in Hawaii and Polynesian men are just larger.
>>71432335
SJW's are so retarded they can't spot BEAR MODE.
Also Poly's are fat. It's not a stereotype if it's true. It's also doubly not a stereotype when Hawaiians themselves depict themselves in this manner, which they do.
>"waaaaaah why don't you make movies about minorities??"
>*make movie about minorities*
>"YOU DID IT WRONG YOU RACIST WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WORK AGAIN RACIST SHIT"
>>71437499
Fuckin mirin his dad goddamn
>>71437497
> 6 years to 50
> not close to 50
wat
>>71434185
who the fuck is that tumblrina redditor SJW?
>that
>obese
>>71434289
>Based TR
>Fat
He should be the /fit/ one if anything.
The Polynesians couldn't even reach the Bronze Age. I mean, it's not that hard guys. 88 parts copper, 12 parts tin. Jesus Christ. Maybe if they had spent a little less time eating pineapples, and lazily strumming miniature guitars, they'd have equaled our accomplishments.
>>71435199
Big Z is fat as fuck tho. Unbelievably strong, but even despite being like 6'8" and a good portion of his weight being muscle, he still has a dad-beer-gut.
>>71435071
>that one faggot with the dudebro tribal tattoo
For literally what purpose? Your culture is literally THE culture of tribal tats.
>>71437651
>Brian's face when he'll never be as good as Z
>>71432335
They made the bitch SO FAT shes got cankles!
>>71436237
They'd probably beat the piss out of each each other for an hour then laugh it off over drinks.
Warrior cultures best culture.
>>71437762
Has anyone else noticed how male lacrosse players tend to have weird ass looking legs like this too?
I didnt even know polynesians were fat until this thread
>>71436237Gurkhas
>>71432599
This dude oozes swag.
>>71437860
Why do you like to look at male lacrosse players, anon?
>>71435780
I'd just shoot him
>>71436377
>white people are the ones getting buttmad about race
>colored """"people"""" are LITERALLY always talking shit about cracker whitey in a cute but futile act of punching up
>>71432335
>If it's women: WAH IDEALIZED BEAUTY DON'T FATSHAME!
>If it's men: WAH WHY ISN'T HE CUT AND CUTE? YOU'RE STEREOTYPING POC!
?
>>71435679
Pretty much this. No sense even thinking about these people; you will never make every viewer happy.
>>71432599
Isn't this guy the one Rock's character is based off of?
>>71437650
uncultured pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I
>>71432335
Why the fuck would I ever apologize to a non-white subhuman?
They are lucky that we didn't just wipe them off of the face of the planet.
>>71438807
>we
>>71435257
except its we wuz not fat and its true
>>71432430
>muh vanessa
>muh city
>muh wesly
>>71435071
is this the annual mc ride lookalike competition
>>71432966
Hey, man, that's how they actually explain it in the comics. The Kingpin's body has less fat than a real-world human actually needs to survive.
Besides, Maui's a demigod. If any kind of fictional character could have more muscle and less fat than is actually physically possible, it would be a god (or in this case, a demigod).
>>71432966
I mean, Zydrunas Savickas also looks like a fatass, but you won't see me challenging him to an arm-wrestling match any time soon.
>>71437762
That feel when you actually like short thicc girls with mild cankles...
>>71433575
hey hey hey. I had one in high school for gifs before I realized how retarded everyone on there was. I haven't gone on in years though.
>>71435166
Source?
>>71433968
The rock isn't half, he's 25% at best. His father was half.
>>71438011
why does /pol/ care when white girls pick and choose another race as sexual partners? I swear it's that easy to trigger them
>>71432750
Anything ending in "-phobia" or "-phobic."
Just because I don't give a shit about some whacked out liberal agenda doesn't mean I'm frightened of it like spiders or the creepy deep ocean. Fuck you tumblr.
>>71438011
> "colored people"
You mean: Blacks
>>71439377
Same thing.
>>71432335
See:
>>71439119
AAAAND /THREAD
It should be pretty obvious to anyone who watches powerlifting or strongman competitions that pic related was the look that the animators were going for.
Guys who train for absolute strength at all costs, especially the guys who do it naturally, tend to look like big husky fatasses because they don't give too fucks about cutting, since it would only make them weaker, and would rather eat like horses and carry higher body fat percentages to have that much more in terms of caloric energy reserves.
Pic related. The guys can pull trains, lift cars and push them around like wheelbarrows, and take home Olympic gold medals in the highest weight classes, all look like fatasses or some variation of Disney's character design.
It's only the tumblrinas who have never been near a gym because physical fitness triggers them who think otherwise.
>>71439456
Whoops, here's the pic.
And I'd bet he could leave The Rock with a humerus fracture in an arm-wrestling match.
>>71437826
> Warrior cultures best culture.
Indeed.
We may kill ourselves in the field for any perceived diference, but we will bud up at even the slightest perceived similarity.
> I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE BLONDE HAIR AND PALE SKIN! ALSO YOUR SWORDS ARE SHINNY!
> I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE DARK HAIR AND DARK SKIN! AND YOU USE WOODEN WEAPONS!
> ...
> Hey guys... we all have long hair.
> INDEED, LET US PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES, WE SHOULD BE FIGHTING THE FUCKING BALDIES OVER THERE!
> Guys they like beer like us.
> FUCKING HELL IT'S LIKE WE ARE ALL BROTHERS
>>71439456
>especially the guys who do it naturally
Zydrunas, Thor, Konstantinovs have all talked about doing gear and how gear is great.
If you wanna think they are fat because they are natural, props to you, but let me tell you something, being fat has to do with what they eat, not with that pin they shove in the asscheeks every week.
>>71434537
women are small. more news at 11
>>71434978
Look at the big brains on BUCK
>>71436532
>he is also the one who wanted the character to look like that.
kek. sjw btfo
Seriously though, that maybe why it's a debate. Perhaps one Samoan sjw feminist who majored in minority studies disagrees with them so white sjw take it as a "controversy." At least that's how I picture it based on my experience in a liberal university.
>>71439598
I like it that over here, as biased as we are, we all accept women are smaller and physically weaker than males.
Yet /tg/ will all it's nerdish ways will throw a fit if you even mention a female as physically weak.
>>71436305
>This reminds me of the Ghost in the Shell "Controversy" where a whole shit load of white kids got all triggered about the Johanssen casting and tried like hell to convince the Japs they should be offended... lol
What is it with you bored white kids trying to race bait everything?
>>71439719
>one Samoan sjw feminist
There are no Samoan feminists.
Islanders have bigger balls than that, even our women.
>>71432335
Moana? Shit son, looks like they should have named it Loco Moco.
>>71436942
Praise Kek
>>71439507
Literally waste of time to train so much and up looking like a fat down syndrome kid...
>>71439881
yeah.... islanders have the worst diets
at least you guys are active, else you'd turn into 'our mainland niggers.
>>71439731
well they ARE smaller and weaker. its like that in 99% of all animals. nothing against females, its just the truth. if you look at males vs females at the same things youll see other areas males are better at because of their biological purpose. females SHOULD be better at doing careful dexterous tasks, but a lot of girls today are raised to be dumb clumsy bitches just like a lot of guys now are raised to be weak beta faggots about as strong as a 12 year old boy
His face being too small for his head bothers me more than his weight desu
>>71432657
Your*
A staple of the samoan diet
>>71439805
that's what you think anon. Trust me, I went to a very diverse university, there are feminists and general sjw race police of every ethnic group and race.
