Would you rather eat a turkey the size of John Goodman, or a John Goodman the size of a turkey?
rather eat ur mom's pucci 2bh
;^)
that's a good fucking question
Would you rather eat a meatloaf the size of Meatloaf or a Meatloaf the size of a meatloaf?
>>71416726
Gimme the benefits of a turkey over a goodman?
>>71417224
it's not cannabalism
>>71416726
If I eat John Goodman I will probably go to prison and get beaten to death when I get out so I'll take the turkey thanks
Will John Goodman be eating the Goodman sized turkey with me?
I want him to take a bite out of one of the drumsticks then say yabba dabba doo.
>>71417302
kek you just sold me on the goodman sized turkey
>>71417224
Turkey is objectively not that great right now.
Op here, keep in mind there's no reason to think you have to finish in one sitting. If you play your cards right this could theoretically hold you over through winter.
>>71417640
on the flip side does that mean I can keep the turkey sized john goodman as a companion until he dies after his predictably abbreviated life-span and then eat him afterwards?
Does the turkey-sized John Goodman have crispy skin and cornbread stuffing?
>>71417426
Underrated.
>>71416726
A John Goodman the size of a turkey. It has to be cooked and prepared right though.
>>71417640
Are you suggesting that he has some sort of a terminal illness and dies of natural causes after you both meet and befriend him? And after that you eat him?
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