>mfw my Mom’s new boyfriend saw me watching Jodorowsky’s The Holy Mountain and said it looked like a good movie to “partake in the good green stuff” with.
I then told him if he ever says something like that again I won’t hesitate to contact the authorities.
that sucks my mom's new wife won't let me borrow her dslr to shoot my stop motion music video so i peed all over the bathroom and said the cat did it.
Just for that, he's gonna bang your mother twice as hard tonight. And this time, he's not gonna give you money to go see a movie.
>not living in a legal state