So why did Marv turn into a skeleton?

>>71409840
Because a basement in New York is actually Hell.

Jew Magic. Legend has it that if you shitpost and spam the same threads every day you'll be blessed with immense kabalic power.

because the prophecy said so

>>71409840
spoke skullytone magic

Marv was a skellington the whole time and he was using magic to create the illusion of being a silly burglar

>>71409840
Because Kevin's home is actually hell

he traversed the stratoverse into a relm not unlike our own. you wouldnt unterstand because your too stupid.

>>71409897
And Kevin is literally Satan

He and Harry were sent from the Skeleton Realm to retrieve Kevin from Earth. Brief jolts of eleririticitiy will briefly unveil their true form.

>>71409840
because we all get into mischief!

>>71409840
What's the matter? Too spooky 4 U?