What would /tv/ do during The Purge?
seed torrents
>>71394876
Shitpost as hard as I can
Kill all game of thrones fans
>>71394876
Record MLB games without express written consent
Run out and end my miserable existence as quickly as humanly possible
>>71394876
Post threads not related to game of thrones.
Ring someone's doorbell and then run away before they answer.
Jaywalk.
Kill niggers
>>71394876
I'm coming for you, Krager.
Get cucked
Torrent films
#MANIACAL
Kill as many sjws as I could
>$0.02 has been deposited into your account
Insider trading.
Vote hillary
Drink a regular Coca Cola at the cinema.
>>71394876
Hack into a bank and steal all their money.
>>71394876
steal a 4chan pass
can you imagine if you were a cop and your team was like were gonna go kill some illegals meet us at the office. then THEY all run off and gangbang your wife, then YOU have to work with them the next they as their showing eachother pictures and videos?? fuck that movie fr tho, it's a little too dark for me
>>71394876
Watch a movie
>>71396704
Next year you murder your wife then murder them and their families
Have a bowl candy sit out on my front porch saying "DON'T EAT ANY PLEASE" but have them laced with poison
>>71396838
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this
Steal a balloon
Hack 4chan's mainframe
>>71394876
browse /pol/ for all the happening threads
>>71394876
Teleporting all over the place while swinging my overly long katana
>>71394876
Kill leftists and nu males.
>>71396994
>mfw all the livestreams of people killing and being killed
Honestly, I'd probably just hide but if I were a huge asshole I'd just start a bunch of fires everywhere. In fact, the night before I'd hide tinder all over the city and then throughout the night I'd run from place to place when it was safe and start lighting them
>>71394876
torrent all the movies
>>71396838
>next year
>>71394876
>Execute large scale financial fraud from your comfy and safe home
>Government can't do shit
>Repeat each Purge
Congratulation you won! Be sure to spend a percentage of your profit on increasingly potent security or a flight out of the country
Banepost.
Watch that one stream where /pol/ tries to get a mob together to kill SJW. Only to be killed by the first black person they run into.
>>71394876
Leave the theater and go to whatever is playing across the hall
>>71394876
Shill shitty films on /tv/.
>>71397228
Kek.
Take a shit in people's bed
make friends with /k/
I would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
I work at a bank. I would stay late, and move everyone's funds to my account, and move the fuck out after the first purge.
>>71399016
Everyone you work with has the same idea and it turns into a bloodbath, last man standing battle in the bank.
>>71396704
what the fuck is this post hahaha
>>71400037
No they didn't.
Rent video tapes and return them without rewinding
>buy gun to kill ex gf's
>Step outside
>immediately get beaten to death
Pirate the first purge movie.
>>71394933
underbated toast
Hopefully be scheduled to work. I work in a highly secure control centre as a guard, alone. three inch bulletproof glass and everything. I'd deactivate everyone else's key card at the start of my shift (can only be done from inside the building) and reactivate them again in the morning. normal keys won't get you in the building, and if they cut the power, we have about 8-9 hours backup power. Somebody would REALLY have to want me dead if they wanted to get in here. I'll arrange for my family to meet me outside the building right before the purge of course so they can hide with me
If I'm not working, then I drive way out to the country side a few hours before with my family. Park my car, take my gun and walk out a good half hour or so from where I parked, then just hide.
>>71394876
rape and slaughter every qt i could get my hands on
Get trips
download lewd anime
Watch the Ghostbusters reboot in 1D
Masturbate into my neighbors post box.
Post burning goose on facebook
>>71394876
I would kiss that fellow in your image
>>71394876
Not shilling on /tv/ amirite?
I'd get a multipack of soda and sell each can individually.
>>71394933
Winrar
Kill my wife's son
>>71401555
Digits
I'd sell loose cigarettes like mah boy who can't breath
It releases on Friday, and I haven't seen the entire plot leaked yet.
>>71394876
I have no idea how America's economy, society, infrastructure and government can possibly survive the Purge. It would just be too damn devestating. Foreign powers and terrorists would exploit the shit out of it.
>>71397072
hide tinder
Rip the tags off mattress, steal some cable and maybe go loiter later if I feel up to it.
>>71394876
i would rob a cinnabon and gain 300 pounds
>>71394876
The purge is a fucking autistic movie
You mean a lot of people just wanna be fucking Jason Voorhees?
Such a retarded ass fucking premise
>>71401716
you telling me you would shoot or ranover a least one person?
>>71394876
V I R A L M A R K E T I N G
>>71396704
>>71394876
So, the true purpose of the Purge is to kill all poor people, right? How does killing the poor actually benefit the powers-that-be? The poor are consumers, if you kill a bunch of them you lose revenue and you lose a bunch of minimum wage workers.
>>71401555
Not a crime. Its just to indicate to the checkout person that you took the can from a multipack so you have to pay for the the whole pack
>>71396704
Cuck fetishist please leave
>>71394876
help other people (especially ladies)
Knock off a few pharmacies
>>71401869
JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN
>>71401869
Purge movies are literally retarded
CRASHING THIS PLANE
>>71397127
If they weren't retarded financial institutions would shut the fuck down that day
>>71394876
>purge.jpg
This means it's a shill, you gullible fucks.
>>71396704
>the next they
>next they
>they
Go find Jordyn Jones' house
pee in the street
>>71396704
Anon's greatest fear during the purge: getting cucked
>>71394876
rape girls out of my league
>>71404137
This
/tv/ would stalk, kidnap, and rape any woman/girl that their lonely eyes want.
>>71394957
You monster.
I wonder how many anons would have the backbone to murder someone they have a grudge against?
>>71397127
>>71402907
They explain in the movies that banks move their money out of the country just before the purge.
>>71401679
In Purge Anarchy, they reveal that the military, firefighters, police, and ambulances are still on standby, they just don't respond to normal people.
"Murder tourism" is part of the premise for the 3rd movie though.
>>71397185
Even a group of NEETburgers with guns can be dangerous.
Having a Purge day would solve a lot of America's race problems. Just kill off the people that nobody wants.
>>71401679
>>71405080
So all Americans have to do is go to Canada or Mexico for a day and it's all good?
And non-Americans are allowed to purge? How does that work?
>>71403357
Why does Reddit hate her?
>>71401869
Poor people are usually non-whites. Better to have white wage-slaves than mudslimes.
>>71405241
They're not BANJI enough
>>71405363
We've seen them kill white poor people too.
>>71405687
Gotta kill a few whites or else it's too obvious. If nothing but poor black/brown people died in the Purge, there'd be massive riots. The fact that whites are thrown in the mix, it doesn't cause as much of a stir.
If I had my way, I'd kill every urbanite black, spic, and Oriental.
I don't know about you guys, but I thought Purge Anarchy had an awesome soundtrack, especially the commencement song. Gets me pumped.
Anyway, why doesn't anyone just use a Molotov cocktail. That's all it would take to destroy all of LA in a single night since there's no firefighters.
>>71406000
Nobody in their right mind is gonna hurl Molotov cocktails when somebody could easily cap your ass. Only if you were in a hugeass group would you do something crazy like that.
>>71394876
Live purge threads with /sp/ would be the shit, highest banter, great bets and memes.
Some guy From /b/ or /r9k/ decides to commit suicide by purge, etc...
Great time all around.
turn off the movie
>>71405176
Yeah its kind of weird that people invest in automatic metal barricades but won't just take a flight to Canada for the day.
>>71406238
I wouldn't mind witnessing gangrapes on stream
>>71398933
Was getting dubz part of your plan?
Rape
>>71406317
The only explanation I can think of is that the US government prohibits international travel in the month of the Purge so that everyone is forced to participate.
>>71406317
Makes sense to me, to an extent.
Purge is all about the "haves" and the "have-nots".
If you left your house for Canada during the Purge, there's really no guarantee that you'll still have a home when you return. The metal barricades aren't about protecting you, they're about protecting what you own, which goes along well with the "haves" and the "have-nots".
In this version of the American dream, it is better to die protecting what you own, than to run away and have to restart your life from the bottom.
>>71406729
That'd be a compelling argument if there weren't government sanctioned death-squads in Anarchy.
>>71402844
WITH DOUBLE DIGITZ
>>71401869
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
I'd download things illegally
Sneak into someones house and lick all their spoons.
>>71406729
Wouldn't insurance cover it? Or is there an exemption on Purge days?
>>71406791
Gotta keep their numbers up. Not enough Purging if people lock themselves and be on guard.
>>71401869
>>71402132
>>71402154
>>71405363
>>71406892
HAVE YOU EVEN TRIED?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_4J4uor3JE
I'd go outside and openly masturbate. Doesn't matter if I die, I'd have a sign that says: At least wait for me to finish. I'd jizz all over a stop sign and then go home.
>>71394876
rape cunnies
>>71396704
did this happen in one of those films or is it just a persona thought?
Cuck memes aside something like that would work great with the purge premise, the day after the purge night and people having to go back to daily life with the people who could have done all kinds of awful things to them
>>71407145
Did not happen in the films, but it would be very interesting (because Purge takes place in ultra-christian alternate world) if after the Purge, there was a day of forgiveness, where you go out and meet the people who killed your family while also helping to clean up the bodies.
Imagine the line at the confession booths.
>>71406990
Thats my Friday nights
>>71407337
how often do the cops honor your "let me finish" sign?
I would barricade myself in because I don't want to fucking die
And hopefully everyone else would do the same
what an awful, awful idea to have a purge day
we may have crime now but at least you aren't in danger of getting fucking shot
>>71407261
>where you go out and meet the people who killed your family while also helping to clean up the bodies
That's when you plan to kill that asshole on the next Purge.
If I were to commit homicide in a Purge, I'd be damned sure to disguise myself so that I wouldn't leave any evidence or implication for the authorities to find. Don't want to deal with the victims' loved ones wanting payback.
>>71407495
dumb eurofag desu
Put the largest life insurance policy i could on my worst enemy and force them to sign it at gun point with all money going to me and then kill them.
Do it every year.
I would steal a bunch of heavy duty fishing line and run around a section 5 housing block, tieing it to doorknobs and circuit breakers making sure it's tight and then throw molotovs in through the second floor window
>>71407542
cali actually
>>71394876
Go on holiday for a couple days out the country
You know, when I first watched Anarchy, I got really freaked out by the couple who was gunned down by Big Daddys truck within seconds of the Purge starting, but then I remembered that if Big Daddy hadn't killed them, they were planning to pillage and murder some people.
PS. What ever happened to that bus full of bikers in Anarchy?
I wanted to see more of them.
>>71396704
>"so what did you do on purge night"
>"rape your children"
>"i feel indifferent about this"
>Be evil rich guy that everyone hates
>Leave the country during the purge because you're rich and you can do that easily
>The masses take their anger out on each other and you continue to fuck them over every other day of the year.
I haven't seen the movies but if they don't address this as the reality of the situation then they're kind of deluding themselves.
>>71394876
rape uggos
>>71407899
The new one is about a presidential candidate who wants to end the purge being targeted
It's dumb as fuck, clearly she'd just leave the country for the day
>>71407899
>this as the reality
What they do instead is that rich people still have access to emergency services and hold Purge parties, where they hire thugs to kidnap people, then auction the victims off for either hunting or torture.
Apparently in the 3rd, this also extends to churchs.
Also, its revealed in the 2nd Purge that you can sell yourself as a Purge offering to a rich family so that they will
A: Leave your family alone
B: Your family gets $100k if they survive the purge.
>>71402002
This
Put on a costume and superhero for the night
>>71394933
you BASTARD
>>71408028
I wonder if people banded together to attack rich neighborhoods? As in, guys who know how to use weapons and not afraid to fight and want to fuck over rich pricks. I'd personally love to be part of a group that murders as many Richie Riches, rape their wives and daughters before killing them, steal anything of worth and torch their property.
I'd rather have Purge night somewhere else, not america where literally everyone owns a fucking gun
No matter what youre planning on doing, your chances of randomly getting shot are way too high to have any fun during it
>>71408028
That's fuckin stupid, they could probably just do that anyway if they're really rich and pooling their money for crazy parties like this. Why risk it when the whole damn populace could potentially come thirsting for your blood and take it legally?
>>71394876
Buy the 4-pack of Fallout 4 and Skyrim Remastered (and lose the reciepts!)
>>71408218
>more successful people than me deserve to have their families murdered
>All of the edgy teenagers in this thread
The reality is, most people wouldn't do shit, maybe they'd loot some shops, but the idea Hollywood always pushes about society falling to total anarchy is BS.
Most people aren't violent murderers only being held together by the threat of legal repercussions
>>71408342
In the Purge universe, the rich and successful are fair game since they're elitist twats that support the Founding Father fascists.
>>71394876
Trying to steal some expensive shit and not being killed
>>71408342
>anyone deserves to get their families murdered
>>71408358
Maybe, maybe not. We don't live in a world where you'd be free of repercussions for a day. There's a few shitheads I'd love to kill if I had the opportunity. A Purge would give me the rare chance to get revenge.
>>71408358
Ferguson
>>71408269
In anarchy, there was a scene where someone set up a trap and a neighborhood alleyway and when it went off and people with guns appeared out of the woodwork to fire at the victims.
>>71408358
>Most people aren't violent murderers only being held together by the threat of legal repercussions
That's the premise of the second movie. The government has hired squads of SWAT soldiers armed to the teeth to break into poor LA apartment complexes and kill everyone in sight.
The other gang in the movie are working as mercenaries for the rich.
Then there's some stray psychos, like PIG, sniper guy, the hunter group, and a few emotion driven murder.
>>71398933
WHY?
jerk off in public
>>71408491
Purges in urban areas aren't really worth it because too much congestion, too many witnesses, and the strong possibility you'd get your ass capped by other Purgers.
A Purge in a suburb or rural area is more interesting. While most towns would band together and patrol to keep outsiders out as well as maintain internal order, there's greater opportunity to indulge in crime there.
>>71408342
In general, being a sociopath is an advantage on the path to financial success. I would never just write off all successful people as deserving of punishment in reality but if you're going to arbitrarily pick someone to fuck up anyway it's probably a safer bet that a rich guy deserves it more than a poor or middle class guy.
>>71408487
>>71408669
QFT
Kill the rich assholes so that the more deserving middle-classers can rise up in their place. And if they become schmucks, kill them next Purge.
I wonder if it's illegal in purgeland to refuse service to or openly shun people who fucked you over during purge night
This shit doesnt make sense and the movies never adress this, how would society even function
How would there be less crime? If my neighbor raped and killed my daughter i wouldnt wait a fucking year to kill him
If im in desperate need of money i cant wait a year to rob someone
What about drunks or junkies? You think they care its purge night if they jump someone?
The Purge is LITERALLY shilled here
The Purge is LITERALLY viraled here
>>71408974
The new totaltarian government is probably draconian when handing out sentences on non-Purge days. Society must be kept lawful and smooth 364 days a year.
>>71407495
Houses suck as shelter. Most don't stop bullets. If you want life, be armed, foot mobile, in defensible terrain, and quietly wait for targets.
I'd walk into my woods beforehand and wait...
>>71408669
Retarded.
Rich people are better at everything on average. And not all rich people become rich because of banking or scams or whatever you tinfoil hats believe. Some just invest their money right and run successful companies. Nothing special with that.
Yes, you need to be more logical and emotionally cold the higher up you get. But at the same time, the average poor person is probably just as selfish if not more than the average rich person.
WHAT ABOUT THE MAFIA? ORGANIZED CRIME? YOU TELLING ME THEY JUST PISSED OFF BECAUSE THE GOV PASSED A STUPID PURGE LAW
WHAT ABOUT PSYCHOS OR SERIAL KILLERS IM PRETTY SURE GUYS LIKE PETER KÜRTEN WOULDNT TONE DOWN THEIR URGE TO KILL TO ONCE A YEAR
WHAT ABOUT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
"FOR FUCKS SAKE WOMAN, YOU TIPPED OVER MY BEER! IN 234 DAYS ILL BE SURE TO KICK YOUR ASS FOR IT"
THIS SHIT MAKES NO SEEEEENSE
>>71409400
You're attributing a lot of extra positions to my post that I did not espouse. I actually agree with most of what you just said.
>>71394876
>why are they still making shitty sequels to a shitty original?
Be a moralfag white knight and fuck up purgers the whole time.
Stand near a no loitering sign.
THE PURGE DOESN'T GIVE CRIMINALS THE CHANCE TO RELEASE SOME STEAM SO THAT THEY WONT COMMIT CRIMES ANYMORE
IT TURNS NORMAL PEOPLE WHO WOULDNT COMMIT CRIMES UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES INTO CRIMINALS FOR A DAY
IT DOESN'T DECREASE CRIME RATES IT INCREASES THEM
HOW DOES NO ONE SEE THIS
WHY IS THIS NEVER ADRESSED
>>71397228
Nigga I do that most of the time at the theater you just have to be careful not to get caught by the workers
>>71409743
It's a dumb movie for dummies.
>>71401906
>take one can out of multi pack
>Store can no longer sell any of the cans
Great country mate.
>>71409743
The purge is set in a fictional alternate universe where the evolution of human brains diverged from how we know them and developed a 100% effective and necessary method of relieving excess stress by doing horrible things. Laws prevented this stress relief and caused 100% of violent crime. Therefore, a single day of unrestrained crime is sufficient to relieve the stress built up from an entire year of obeying the laws (the time frames presumably had to be tested for efficiency and perhaps still do).
Probably chill indoors. Maybe hang on /pol/ to hear about what's happening.
I'd write "Damaged" on my forehead with temporary tattoo ink.
>Consider nothing a crime
>Crime decreases by 100%
Why aren't they hiring me for president?
>>71409286
>american houses are made of wood
>>71396704
>>71394876
Kill all KKK, Neo Nazis, NRA members, Tea Party members, FUCK oops FOX News staff, Scientologists, Redneck baptist church followers and the stars of Duck Dynasty.
I would smuggle in mass amounts of kinder surprises into the USA.
Me and my mates would be known as the Kinder Kartel
>>71411231
Jesus Christ anon, we were having fun here, you psychopath.
shill upcoming movies on /tv/without a proxy
Fish without a license.
>>71394922
yep
Join my neighbour hoodwatch and gun down mercilessly the hoodrats and undesirables that walk into our street during Purge
How come rape isn't mentioned at all in these movies? Or maybe I just missed it.
>>71412435
The 1st movie hints at it but they don't want to be that edgy.
Rape is something that's bound to happen more often than not if a Purge were around. Women would be forced to wear anti-rape diaphragms
>>71408358
The Purge movies are about what self-absorbed middle-class left-wingers think that right-wingers want to make society. They also think people are essentially evil, but perfectible (with leftism).
Really to see happens during a purge-type situation when law and order breaks down you just have to look at what happened in Los Angeles during the L.A. Riots or Atlanta during the Second Klan (both incidentally encouraged by Democrats). At first you have Edgy McManchild running around doing whatever he wants to whoever he wants. Then people Community the fuck up, by which I mean barricades go up, men with guns stand on those barricades and if you come close to them with anything resembling a weapon you get a bullet in the brain.
>>71411748
Based anon.
>>71412822
Trust me, there are people out there who want to be judge jury and executioner out there. You're right though, people would mainly steal shit but that's a psychopathy in and of itself. The sad thing is either way they're really just destroying their own community. Disenfranchised people are gonna be mad, externalize their anger and act on it, purge, riot, what the fuck ever or not. The golden rule is lost on us, and we forget that the rule of law is what separates us from the animals. We need to learn to be the change we want to see, and if you want to see chaos and violence, then and only then should that be exacted on you.
>>71412817
a claymore panty that would be veryusefull
>>71394876
i would race with friend in the streets
