>try watching movie
>the protagonist does something cringeworthy or embarrassing
>pause
>start pacing around the room
>>71376259
same tßh
>>71376259
empathy is a bitch
why is t b h changed to desu?
>watching hacking flick
>teen who cracks into d0a by typing
nscajbca;scswww99101 while all sorts of mathematical equations surround him
>>71376259
>try watching movie
>the protagonist gets injured violently
>falcon becomes inconsolably upset, starts aggressively flying around destroying my apartment.
EVERY TIME
>>71376520
be grateful you have a vigilant falcon companion
mine mimics laughter whenever I'm hurt
> watching a movie
> characters do something that triggers my flashbacks
screams "awww shit fucking shit" while shaking my head furiously
> mum: are you okay son?
>>71376464
desu senpai baka
>>71376259
>Go to /tv/
>Make an embarrassing typo
>Stand up
>start pacing around the room
>>71376464
>why is t b h changed to desu?
because fucking morons like you love niggerspeak
>>71376598
my tick has evolved from shouting "I'm gay" to yelling "shit" to grunting "huh huh HUH" im just grateful I haven't done it in public (yet)
>>71376259
>watching movie with family
>the protagonist does something cringeworthy or embarrassing
>UM, I HAVE TO TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, KEEP IT GOING
>"but you said you hadn't seen it"
>I REMEMBER NOW, I HAVE SEEN IT, JUST KEEP IT GOING I REMEMBER THIS PART
>stand around in bathroom for a few minutes
>creep out to check
>embarrassing scene is still happening
>tip-toe back to the bathroom for a few more minutes
>character dies
>I start thinking about death and how it is eternal nothingness
>>71376259
>>71376280
okay is this a meme or do you guys seriously do this?
>>71376259
You'd love this video.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY
>>71377482
Not a meme. I also involuntarily shout things and look away from the screen
>>71377482
I'm not them but I have this thing where I empathize with the main character to the point where I feel their emotions secondhand
Humiliation is powerful, and when such a scene comes on I want to escape from it, like no doubt the protagonist want to do as well. If the scene is reminiscent of an embarrassing memory from my past it's even worse
It's not nice to pretend you're autistic.
http://anxietyforum.net/forum/showthread.php?9298-Involuntary-shouting-and-talking-to-myself-is-this-part-of-anxiety
>character goes to bed
>doesn't struggle all night with an itchy anus
Burgerposting is really the worst part of this board.
ITT
http://ask.metafilter.com/97265/Compelled-to-Blurt
>watching a movie
>a romantic scene comes up
>fast forward until it ends
>>71377896
>watching a movie
>a romantic scene comes up
>I think about how I've never even kissed a girl
>I now hate the protagonist for having something I never will
>sex scene comes up
>remember cheating ex
>heart starts racing and I hyperventilate
>>71378155
Fuck same. This happens now whenever I try to watch porn.
>>71378155
>gf starts watching orange is the new black
>dumps me so she can start fucking girls
>eventually decide to watch OITNB
>triggered beyond words
>>71377323
I've done this before but only during depressive episodes
>>71376607
What is baka changed from?
>watching a vietnam war film
>it ain't me starts playing
>>71377786
believe it or not, there are mental illnesses that aren't autism, anon
>>71378839
>listening to it ain't me
>vietnam flashbacks start playing
>>71377323
Holy shit I really do this shit exactly as you greentrxted it but when I read it it sounds autistic as fuck
What do you mean by embarassing part? For me it is when I watch something with teen romance or sex or when they talk about love in embarassing way I always get up and go to the bathroom.
>>71378837
shake my head? baka
>>71378837
I'm >>71379078
It is shake my head.
baka
>>71377323
I did this with a group of friends while watching 50/50. I had just lost a family to cancer and it hit too close to home.
>>71379175
family member*
>character doesn't struggle to talk to people
How am I supposed to relate?
>>71376627
How the fuck is to be honest niggerspeak faggitnare you that paranoid about your female relatives preferring the 8x6?
>>71379078
baka desu senpai
>>71376259
>be me watching twd cuz i've got nothing better to do
>wait is he using his...
>pause the video
>...(sigh)
>close vlc player and turn off the computer
>I take my jacket and go outside for a walk
>>71379014
>What do you mean by embarassing part?
>For me it is when I watch something with teen romance or sex or when they talk about love in embarassing way I always get up and go to the bathroom.
Those scenes in particular but really any scene where someone makes a fool of themself or says something really awkward. Awkward scenes where the male protagonist tries to hit on a woman or "prove his love" affect me the worst
>>71376627
this, it should be bannable at this point
>>71378837
Why why why are we helping the stupid newfag? What happened to lurking?
>>71379286
jesus christ /k/ would have an aneurysm
>>71377805
>hfw no worms to tickle his anus while he drifts to sleep
>>71379286
He's just preparing to use CQC
>>71376610
I kinda do this too. I just close the tab and hope no one calls me out on it.
>>71377805
>desu baka senpai
>>71376610
>see a post that triggers you
>type out an angry confrontational response
>realize your post makes you seem really stupid
>close your browser
>swear to yourself you'll never go to /tv/ again
>try to watch movie
>can't concentrate
>all you can think about is how much other anons are making fun of you
>>71377541
kek the grandpas face is priceless
>>71377413
>he still hasn't obtained 100% certainty that god exists
i remember when i was 12
>>71380698
how do I obtain this?
>>71379816
i do this but if i make a typo
>watch a movie
>two and a half hours long
>don't talk, scream or pace during it
>marathon the entire thing in two and half hours
>the only interference is the noise of my strategically placed bong rips, nothing my surround sounds can't negate
>get emotional and transcendent
feels good
>put effort into making a quality post
>anons tear it to shreds insulting my intelligence while laughing
>publicly humiliated
>begin crying
>moot wont let me delete my post
>>71380786
brain death
>>71382839
>marathon
>two and a half hours
>>71376464
Because the whole of 4chan got super triggered and demanded that it and famm be filtered.
Literally no better than the "sjw menace" this place is always going on about.
>>71383006
thats how its fucking done pleb
>>71382856
>getting BTFO in an argument
>another anon comes in and properly argues for you
>opponent gets BTFO instead
>>71382856
Whose Moot?
>>71384443
Hello embryo.
>>71384443
some tripfag from reddit or something lol idk
>type out insult while arguing on 4chan
>hit submit
>notice a typo while sending
>it's too late
>close thread, delete browsing history, clear cookies
>don't get on 4chan again for 2 days
>type out clever response you're sure will get many (You)'s and laughs
>quote the wrong poster
>>71384532
>not just hiding the thread
It does hurt when the thread is actually decent.
>>71384532
>not desperately clicking delete post over and over again, hoping nobody notices
>>71376610
>make a glaring logical inconsistency or misunderstand what a user's post meant
>close thread once I realise because I'm afraid of the insults
>have to stop posting on 4chan for at least a couple of hours so usually take a nap or watch a movie or two
>pray the thread has 404'd by the time I get back
>>71384373
Love this. It's like when a kid's getting bullied then his big brother shows up.
>>71376660
I bet tourettes syndrome is just people remembering embarrassing shit
>>71377413
You can't experience nothingness though. It is an infinitely small frame of experience because for there to be time there needs to be change and if there is something to change in nothingness then it is no longer nothing and you exist again so you can't experience not existing.
>>71376259
ZOU BISOU BISOU
>>71376610
>tfw that happens in a really cool thread but you cannot ever possibly open it again
How do you guys feel about the movies with no clear protagonist?
I need to choose to identify with someone every time, even if there's a scene with two secondary characters.
>>71376660
I go 'nononononono'
I keep my windows closed at all times
>>71386934
i generally prefer it
>>71387000
are you shia leboof?
>>71387101
I hope not
>watching movie
>it stars your waifu
>get jealous of the actor playing her romantic interest
>>71376259
>remember cringe worthy moment in my life
>make a weird sound
>pace around the room a bit
>abrupt sudden scene
>fidget and kick your leg
>half of film class is looking at you
>>71377541
holy crap i would handcuff myself to that kid and jump off bridge
Tbh its lit senpai
