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it doesn't get any better.
thanks for sharing that.
>>71374762
>>71374695
decaprio is a manchild that doesnt deserve your laughs or respect
>>71375594
are you implying that laughing at manchildren should be discouraged
because i take exception to that
>>71375873
gordon cant make scramby eggs for shit
>>71375901
That's how you do them, man. Low and slow with butter and a bit of cream/cremefraiche
>>71374695
based leo
>>71375870
Pure Lolikino
>>71376083
>dat creepy rabbit
>dat lack of dental hygiene on girl
>dem skeleton animals
I have to rewatch this
>21 posts
>no one posts THAT webm
>>71376258
>said the white rabbit
someone post THE .webm please
>>71375873
thats fucking gross
>>71376277
this isn't actually good, is it?
>>71376045
>Low
He fires them the fuck up and then periodically removes the pan from the stove to keep the temperature correct
>>71376390
wrong one idiot
>>71376404
>>71375873
>bongs will defend this
>>71375873
>butter with eggs
Fucking americans, that's why you get so many heartattacks
>>71375977
wtf
>>71376585
I know it's bait but I am still triggered
>>71375977
I dont get it
>>71376053
I like how both Dormer and D'Arcy fall into the category of being weird-looking but attractive at the same time.
>>71376805
It's just a really retarded play, that makes no sense and fails.
>>71376585
Gordon is Scottish though
>>71374695
did he have a stroke? his lip is all weird, watch his speech as well.
>>71375977
I remeber this. Probably the dumbest play ever called.
>>71376390
>people find this attractive
>>71376979
The effect is already pretty unsettling but it would look better if the camera movements weren't affected too. Unless this is just a memey thing a fan did or something. I've never seen the movie.
>>71376937
go womyn!
>>71376831
Man he looks like CIA in this
Not for the faint-hearted
>>71377239
I almost puked
>>71377239
The homosexuals on /fit/ would not approve
>>71377239
Holee Jesus...What the fuck is that?!
>>71377239
I'd absolutely eat that
>>71376513
I know they were trying to make the girl look simple but working as a cashier you literally have to do this multiple times a day
awkward silences become routine
>>71375873
>scrambled eggs
>not whisking them with a dash of milk before putting them into the pan to cook
Ramsay a shit
>>71376470
nope
>>71376838
I like how her face is just a bit asymmetrical
>>71376053
who is she eye-fucking here?
>>71376937
Why cut off someone's pecker when they're already nailed to a post?
>>71374695
i dont get it
>>71377759
maximum empowerment
>>71377759
cuz its hot af
>>71377767
Leo didn't get it either until he was raped by a bear.
>>71377725
Is this any good?
>>71377828
yeah i get he won his only oscar right then, i just dont get the exchange of words
>>71376193
aww
>>71377848
it might be worth the watch for paul dano, Harvey Keitel and Michael Caine in the same movie but i felt like it was boring at times. it was decent
>>71377892
The lady's engraving the oscar or something. Leo asks her if they always do this, and then he jokes about how he wouldn't know because he's never had one.
>>71377759
At least you can talk
>>71377851
what the fuck is this retarded shit
never post it again
>>71376277
Even the way he adds ingredients and stirs pisses me off.
>>71375594
>dicaprio is a manchild
t. a guy seriously working a shit minimum wage job who is fat, maybe a virgin, and possibly still living in his parents' basement
>>71377986
it's better with the music
>>71376193
It's so cute!
>>71378036
jesus christ leo calm yourself
>>71377526
thought it was Tatyana Samoylova at first
i had the stupid idea that Björk debuted on dancer in the dark, won best actress at cannes, and retired immediately
>>71378036
>he's better than you because you're poor! haha!
>>71377239
That is at least 1000 calories of disgusting shit.
>>71377126
That doesn't happen in the movie. They looped a jolt in dropship
>>71375679
instaboner.
>>71375679
She would probably be a really fun lay.But the thing is, I'm a 26 year old virgin. I barely even jack off anymore, and seriously I see girls when I go out and I'm like, yeah she's pretty, nice body, nice ass, nice tits etc. but I don't get excited anymore. It really is like I don't have a libido anymore. On the one hand, it's pretty nice because I don't feel frustrated at all or stressed out or sad or anything. On the other hand, time is still just passing and I can increasingly see myself living out most of my life alone.
>>71378075
yeah bork bork.
>>71378193
why'd they waste all that delicious milk
>>71376193
you sick fuck
>>71378153
Not really feeling anything is a pretty good sign of depression.
>>71378297
BAHH! MUH SCOOOTER!
Thanks for reminding me of this.
>>71378297
>she knocks him over
>he can suddenly walk again
Can she cure my erectile dysfunction?
>>71378359
this is awful
>>71378034
what's that?
http://webmshare.com/BXKqP
They need to make one of these where the punchline happens at pic related
>>71378382
No I know that, I already have had it for quite a while. I just don't think it's any big deal anymore though. I can get out of bed, I can work, I can do plenty of shit, I have friends that I talk to, I have a good relationship with my family. But it's just like I don't really care about girls at all right now and it's the first time I've ever felt like that. Like it just doesn't matter.
>>71378193
So is it milk or shit, I still don't get it after all these years.
>>71378297
couldnt she have rolled him out of the way?
>>71377576
>implying your mum doesn't make your breakfast for you before school
>>71378628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SaCaIqy1I
>>71375594
>being a manchild is bad
fucking dwayne johnson is a self proclaimed manchild.
>>71378955
>>71378628
I don't even know JoJo and this is hilarious
>>71379012
that's a really pathetic attitude you have there
>>71378153
I'm 23 and I'm going on the same path.
>>71379274
Unfortunately if you're 23 you're probably going to be in the exact same boat I'm in now in 3 years.
I mean, I know you have it in you to do it, but you have to go out there somehow.
Seriously though, being 26, I really think if you haven't had sex or a relationship by the time you're 21 as a male, you drop into the lowest percentiles of anything happening. It's still possible, but chances are about as slim as they can get.
>>71379152
>A FUCKING YO-YO
What happens next?
>>71377605
>>71377642
this was my favorite episode of nitro,Sting was the man.
to think this guy jobbed to Hulk Hogan's ego.
She loses the mask, goes to discover herself and then becomes the yoyo.
>>71377605
this was the scene where he died in real life by accident. Its such a shame no one realized all the guns had actual ammunition in it, he could've been a great star
>>71378627
War & Peace senpai. Its great.
>>71379937
Fucking idiot is what you are.
literally perfect
>>71377848
it's a classic.
>>71375873
>butter in scrambled eggs
fuck off you donkey
>>71375594
Would a manchild have models standing in line for one taste of his cum? What does that make you then?
>>71380355
I snickered.
>>71378297
Sound?
>>71380592
You can really see the CGI, how could people watch these movies?
>>71380635
https://youtu.be/TklQSPtIrKk
Its not the same without audio.
>>71376053
i want dormer and thomasin to make out already
>>71376053
Her eyes are so weird, is she an alien?
>>71377725
classic
>>71376979
I fuckin love that movie.
>>71378077
t. poor person
>>71378153
>>71379274
y'all need to hit the gym, download tinder, meet some new people and get off god damn 4chan.
just fucking do it. Google it and have some damn courage
>>71377605
THE REAL JOKER.
>>71376387
what kind of a factory is that?
why are all the machines still running at night when no one is there?
>>71378257
1080p when?
4K when?
>>71376979
hahaha every time
>>71377526
i would do anything for her bros
>>71377605
>asian tries to eat the crow
>>71381321
am I supposed to deny that?
>>71378628
I'd kill myself too if I lost my smirkfu.
>>71381615
i don't care what poor people do
>>71375679
Fuck who? Looks like my ex only hotter cos she's not a bitch
>>71381662
didn't ask
>>71376193
we used to watch this cat show all the time on the NHK. just filing cats in various towns around the world.
>>71381483
source on this?
>>71376390
is that ygritte? she got thicc
>>71381938
the collection
>>71381993
Thanks, I passed it on Hulu so may give it a go.
>>71381965
>Anna Kendrick
>thick
kill yourself
>>71380389
>>71377576
do you fucks don't know the difference between an omelette and scrambled eggs?
>>71382048BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>71382048
Well the initial prep is about the same, it's just how you treat them in the pan.
>>71382048HERLALA HERMA IN THE THERMA WITH THOSE TOSSED SALADS AND SCRAMBLED EGGSI'M CUMMING AGAIN
>the tv board
>webms with dialogue
>NOT A SINGLE ONE WITH AUDIO
what the fuck is wrong with all of you?
>>71382207
this is some shit b8, senpai
>>71382048
>>71382095
>>71382188
Why the fuck is this so funny
>>71382207
webms with audio aren't allowed on this board for some reason
blame hiroshima
>>71382032
>compared to rose "leathery sack of bones and sinew" leslie
yes, absolutely. but she might have just lost a whole ton of weight for the "starved wild person" role, hence the comment
>>71382242
what the fuck?
>>71382240MERRRSEE
>>71378359
>they suddenly release a grown up pitbull among them
jesus fucking christ
>>71379012
>mentions the Undertaker
>posts pic of Adam West
I wish summer was over
>>71379546
That's hot as heck.
>>71378836
Low testosterone maybe? I dunno man, whatever it is it doesn't sound like a good thing.
>>71378436
I hope she can cure mine too
>>71375873
all you cunts are idiots.
>4 eggs
>splash of milk and spoon of margarine
>low heat
>mix with a fork until cooked enough that the soggyness wont put a hole in your toast like Ramsay's
>mix in small pieces of bacon
>serve on thin toast with a generous amount of pepper
>>71376667
>>71376805
he wasn't supposed to snap the ball, but pretend, to get the defenders to go too soon to get a penalty. Instead, he actually snapped it the absolute mad man.
>>71376470
>Jell-O
>Cool Whip
>GREEN PEPPER
I'm amazed its edible. NONE of those ingredients should be paired together, yet he makes a fucking giant mess of things. It's sick combination of Hispanic breakfast and suburban dessert. Jesus Christ I can't stand this fucking guy, if I find out I have cancer he's number one on the murder list.
>>71377758
Mr.Sandman
>>71382682
stood up out of my chair, and barely got to my bed in time to collapse and laugh for two minutes straight, losing my breath
>>71377828
that was good
>>71377851
What movie is this from?
on that note, figure some of the pedophiles in /tv/ might know, any interesting tor sites?
>>71381455
Have you ever watched the movie?
Kyle turns on all the machines to try and distract the Terminator.
>>71381845
Is this lyl?
Cause I just lost.
>>71375873
All you fucking idiots putting milk in your scrambled eggs.
>>71383568
>margarine
>>71381455
You don't deserve to know the answer because you haven't seen The Terminator. Probably haven't even seen Aliens. I don't get people like you at all.
>>71383568
>margarine
>>71383568
>margarine
Mix eggs in a bowl with heavy cream tastes absolutely amazing try it bras
>>71383568
>margarine
>>71380647
because you really can't see the CGI
>>71376941
>what is coke?
>>71376390
movie?
>>71377605
>>71377642
>>71380072
what ? source or movie name?
>>71379546
Is this from a Wong Kar-Wai movie ?
>>71382028
Eh don't bother. There's a bit more to that scene in the webm that is entertaining but the rest of the movie is mediocre.
>>71378250
>Car tire tracks
Why doesn't anybody get this fucking right?
>>71382620
>>71382590
Is this in Louie?
>>71384649
LMAO
>>71378250
Man Season 1 Game of Thrones was so comfy. I miss it.
>>71380345
Only God is perfect.
>>71384809
no wonder muslims love fucking goats and sheep
>>71384902
It's all about perspective I guess
>>71383849
so those are human meat?
>>71384983
yes every dish hannibal cooks is human meat, fairly sure this is the leg off one of the guys, and hannibal actually fed him his own leg, the absolute mandman
>>71375594
every actor is mentally fucked in some way
if you want to pretend to be other people for a living there has got to be someting mentally wrong with you
>>71385003
>>71385012
what's the central conflict of the show? Is he just evading getting caught. Are these events before the movie where he was in the jail cell?
>no The VVVitch vvvebms
>>71376101
He's talking about niggers
>>71385041
He's a wolf in sheep's clothing, he's brought in to help psycho-analyze Will Graham, a former FBI crime specialist who can almost literally get inside a criminal's head, which made him a buit unstable.
It's pretty much Hannibal becoming intrigued with Will's condition and manipulating him and everyone around him while also satisfying his own palate.
>>71384893
This show is not funny.
>>71380072
>>71384564
No it's not this scene where he was shot for real. It was the scene at the start where they are prepping to rape his girlfriend. It was the actor who played T-Bird, David Patrick Kelly, who actually shot the gun and there was a piece from the previous days blanks lodged in there and it hit him in the stomach.
He didn't die right away but on the way to the hospital i think. but it's certainly not the big shootout where he got shot for real. A lot of people think it was the Triad who staged it and assassinated him just like his father. Who knows.
>>71377037
Nope. Perfectly normal play call, they were trying to confuse the opposing niggers into jumping offsides, the snapper is the guy who went full retard, he was never supposed to snap the ball, he was supposed to take a delay of game penalty if all else failed then punt. The retardation came from the player, not the play call. Stop pretending you watch football
>>71385041
It's worth a watch. The first two seasons are beautiful cinematography combined with KotW shit along with serial killers.
Third season is weak. Felt forced. Though still worth watching, it really is only for you if you REALLY enjoyed the first two seasons and are curious where characters end up.
>>71376101
Isn't that Stanley Spadowski?
>>71385151
You've got to admit it's got some moments.
It's an english sitcom with bad production quality but otherwise it's as funny as any american sitcom.
>>71385190
I don't know man. I gave it a shot and after a few episodes never laughed. When Brits go for sitcom humor it doesn't really work out. IT Crowd worked even that felt forced and goofy at times, especially with the laugh track.
British Humor can be gold if it tries to be that way. Pandering to US crowds seems to ruin it.
>>71380072
Bruce Lee's last male heir gone because no one bothered to check their ammo
>>71385306
I bet the props guy leaves that movie off his resume
>>71385244
It's fun and it doesn't last ten seasons. You watch it and you quickly forget it. You may have been thrown off by something unusual, but overall it has some great moments even if most of all is kind of trash.
I don't know if "British humor" really exists honestly. They picked most things from the French.
King's landing.webm
>>71383780
anyone have steven segal to show this amateur how it's done??
>>71385265
holy fucking shit fuck
>>71385434
>>71385420
excellent
>>71380708
They could've just set the camera so it shows the face of the mountain as they walk across
That 360 quick pan view is too much at once. Compare it to the Lawrence of Arabia scenes ITT and you'll see the difference. If they had at least panned slower your eyes wouldn't disregard the immense scenery
>>71385479
I love how she constantly gets fucked up in the show
It pleases my ryona fetish
>>71376518
>white people
>>71385538
>>71385479
takes a real virgin to enjoy this show
>>71385538
I was almost worth the utterly mediocre plots and shitty acting.
>>71378193
Geneva had a convention outlawing this fucked up shit
>>71385596
Don't insult my virtue please, I'm quite sensitive
>>71385612
Almost
>>71375873
>breaks egg
>looks at the yolk
>"IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAW"
>>71383704
who is that little fella?
>>71378105
/co/ here.
I fucking hate the /co/ mascot so much
>>71385805
Floyd Mayweather, the amazon is Maria Sharapova.
>>71385824
MASHA A GOOD GIRL DINDU NUFFIN
>>71384649
>what is a carriage?
>>71385845
Fucking Aussies.
>>71385341
>mfw I have that same exact flightstick
>>71385824
>>71385845
Maria, my eternal жeнafu
>>71375679
a solid 10 when she's ordinary
>>71375545
Wat is this thing? I googled filename but obtained no results.
>>71382048
Scrambled eggs is just a disorganised omelette.
>>71385951
Why didn't you google just the bit before the hyphen like a smart boy?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowup
>>71386041
>no good movies ever, just shlock upon shlock that she looks super pretty in
WHY.
>>71381455
You remind me of my co-worker. He doesn't know what Star Trek is and refuses to watch movies pre-2005 because "they're old". He's 22.
>>71378789
do they fuck?
>>71385265
>>71385420
>this guy trained navy seals
>trained miami police
>was a CIA advisor
>>71379546
hot, funny, and disgusting at the same time
>>71384968
>Tania Raymonde
For anyone curious. She played the really nerdy girl from Malcolm in the Middle with the huge tits.
>>71386357
Also she was onL O S T
>>71385905
Thanks anon, my evening is planned.
>>71386414
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092274/
>>71386414
I believe that's The Wrestler where she plays a stripper
>>71386414>>71386479
>I believe that's The Wrestler where she plays a stripper
Whoops didn't see the link
>>71386567
very fappable movie
>>71381993
well just looked this up and all i saw was a guy wearing a mask and Josh Stewart
FUCK
>>71376881
goddamn, she's weak.
>>71386469
im an idiot, thanks anon
>>71385113
ma dick
>>71382620
>>71382590
>>71384651
i'd like a youtube link too please, can't find it
>>71381161
whats the comparison here?
>>71387996
Two women, both QTs, both with big fat asses and itty bitty titties. But only one of them is large enough to comfortably sit in an adult-size chair.
>>71388143
oh, thanks. I thought it was manlets vs femlets or something.
